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There exists a place in this world, where the land is so verdant, the waters so clear, the soil so rich that some might consider it paradise. Vegetables grown there by the farmers are full of nutrients and grow to immense proportions! Perhaps the most well-known and impressive of these is a certain zucchini. You see, this legendary place is the home - the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant. Where his footfalls land, dead earth springs life once more. Where he rests, fields become ready for harvest over night! Where he, uhh, sows his 'seed' well, the local population of farmers very much enjoy the show and can't help but feel invigorated to do the same!

'Macro March' did not win the poll this month but clearly I really wanted to draw a big hunk of giant regardless. 'Minotaur March' coming up!

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Bear

The big hunk is making sure everyone eats their vegetables. 🍆🥵😮‍💨

Pisces273

He might be the incentive I need to actually eat my veggies

Mr. Chaser

I’ve never wanted to eat my veggies more than this moment

OTRainbow

call me brussel cause I'm bout to sprout 🌱 🍆

RandomBrute

Love it, What a cutecumber!

Jizzy

That seed sowing can probably be heard across the valley

JBearWA

This is fantastic, sowing the seeds of love

Harry Ginger

My head canon is that this takes place in the same world as your Paul Bunyan. Forces of Nature manifested into giant gay men.

Mumtaz jafri

Was going to grow pumpkins in my allotment this year, but now I just want this green giant lying in my plot while I do sone casual weeding and digging

Xyverz

What a hot pair of men!

pupset

i sure hope that old guy gets to climb the green giant

SilverSF

It's a good thing your version is not on canned good. Last thing I need is another sexy mascot getting me all hot and bothered in a grocery store! Lol