The Aristocrat Called King Boo! (Patreon)

I don't have the moolah for a Switch 2 or Mario Kart World and that's fine. It doesn't stop me from watching playthroughs of the tracks and images of the racers and their costumes... I used to main King Boo in Mario Kart Wii and all the ones after but he never really stood out as 'fucky' to me until they gave him his Aristocrat costume in Mario Kart World. Sometimes I'm annoyed by my own basicness of only needing a dashing grey mustache on a character to make me lust after him, but then again: I have made a living out of depicting my mustachioed crushes so it can't be all that bad! XD