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It's the most wonderful time of the year: When you rebuild your sexy snowman boyfriend from last winter, anatomically accurate of course and place an old magical hat atop his head! Somehow that magic keeps the Snowman warm and alive-feeling despite his name!

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ILD

He’s literally so cute. I need one of those.

Canadad

Please be real, please be real, please be real

Captain Czar

Funnily enough, I just watched Frosty the Snowman

Henry Whiteman

Local other competitors at the snow sculpture contest hate him. They still haven't figured out how he manages such intricate posing so quickly.

Jizzy

Christmas magic 😂. I wish making a playmate was this easy.

Racer X

Are Frosty’s balls melting from the heat?

dudebulge

Nah, just a wrinkle in the snow

dudebulge

Right?? Sculpted to your exact specifications! :P

dudebulge

I think Frosty's snow cudgel is gonna keep him perma-disqualified from those contests. 🥺

dudebulge

It's so good! I don't recommend the sequel though...

dudebulge

Make a wish this Christmas eve!

Mumtaz jafri

The neighbour was concerned about it freezing his bum, but I’d be worried I’d melt his tool !

dudebulge

Don't worry: Body heat won't melt your magical friend!

OntheGuy

That man is so happy, he is beaming.

dudebulge

Well sure! It's been nine months of warmer weather since he got to see Frosty again!