Grunkle Stan (Patreon)

Gravity Falls was so good. I probably don't need to tell many of you that. Great Uncle Stanley Pines doesn't need much introduction either. In case you somehow don't know about this man, he's a grumpy, old, money-grubbing dumbass who also has a heart of gold under all that body hair. He runs the Mystery Shack, a shop/house of oddities he collects and then tries to sell or swindle for way too much money. It's also canon that the canny old coot will do just about anything for a sale and the notion that his own body could be up for rent feels very on-brand for him. I super don't hate the notion of tossing a few bucks his way to get down and dirty! (Cumming in him is an extra ten!)