Old St. Nick 2019 (Soft & Hard edits) (Patreon)

The door swings wide and to your astonishment, a large, bearded man dressed in red stands heavily upon the stoop!

"I received your letters." The bearded chap says, his voice deep and jovial. "These are highly peculiar Christmas wishes, but I can't deny you've been very good these past several years. Even Santa Claus feels lonely sometimes... And I'd like to give you everything on your list." 

The jolly old elf shifts the big sack slung over his shoulder as he adjusts himself. You notice the bulge in the front of his loose pants seems larger than a moment earlier.

"Some of the things you mention in your letters to me, could be considered naughty." He says, a smirk coming to his handsome face. "But then again, even saints have needs."   

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night!