Life of Ditto (Patreon)

Listen, we all know Dittos are whores. My Ditto's a whore, your Ditto's a whore, and honestly, so is everyone else's. That's just a fact of life. So don't go feeling bad for ol' Dave here, he knew exactly what this was. There's no other way to breed Nidokings, Tauroses, Throhs, Sawks, or Hitmonlees. At least he gets paid for passing his ass around. Also, the day care man is usually a cute geezer and gets no love, until now.

Honor me by naming your next Ditto Dave. XD