Link & Rhoam (Patreon)

So, let me start by saying I only played an hour of Breath of the Wild. Not because I thought it was bad - quite the opposite. I didn't want to get sucked into another open-world game where I would lose hundreds of hours. So instead I played my friend's copy, met the 'mysterious old man' Rhoam here and ran around a little as Link, fighting bokoblins but mostly just spending time with Rhoam at his camp. His design is so handsome, so big, so fluffy and damn what an ass! In my head canon my version of Link never left that simple starting area, grew older with hermit Rhoam and they're still there to this day: happy, humping and harmonious.  Was there a bigger plot to the game that might spoil this idyllic scene? Luckily I never have to know.

(And I gave Link a beard because this is years later now and I didn't want him looking too twinkish! XD)