Goofy Juice (Patreon)

Okay look - Some of you are gonna see Goofy jayucking off here and not understand the appeal. That's totally fair and you're valid. We can still be friends. For the rest of you, let me explain myself: I grew up watching those old Goofy shorts from yesteryear that portray him as like, the American everyman dad, going to sporting events, fishing, setting up a home entertainment system, all very normal, suburban stuff. The fact that he fyucks it up by being extremely clumsy, pretty endearing. Then we got Goof Troop in the 90's which shows him as a real-ass dad trying to connect and be there for his teenaged son - being emotionally available and understanding, and well those things really REALLY make a man attractive to me. So here we are, Goofy on his couch working to pump out a load for ya, lookin' as cute as I can muster. I love this accident-prone papa and hopefully you do too. ;)