King River Johansen! (Patreon)

Gods, this little burly man is such a fuckin' unit. He's the king/father character from the animated show Star vs. the Forces of Evil. The show itself is a little much sometimes BUT, I did go through all four seasons watching specifically the epiodes centered around this fellow - Time well-spent if you ask me! When he's acting as King he wears regal blue attire, but he is descended from a long line of barbarians so whenever he can, he strips down to his loincloth or underwear and goes feral out in the wilds! (And seriously he is wearing next to nothing like 50% of the time) Very cool character and the dichotomy of his natures is really fun to see explored. The show, for its part, does a great job of portraying him as masculine, rugged, hairy, impulsive, and a bit immature. The writers probably think it's for comedic effect, but for some of us it just makes this dwarfy dude all the hotter!