Victoria's Secret Angel (Patreon)

I always dreamed of being one of those old-school Victoria’s Secret Angels. You know, back when Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima ruled the runway like literal goddesses 😍

Let’s just say I didn’t quite make the cut, but I did put on one of my favorite dresses and found the right store sign!

Now? I’m just over here living my best “off-brand Angel” life 🤣

And honestly? I’m so excited to see some of those original Angels making a comeback in tonight’s show. It may not be what it used to be, but nostalgia still hits in pink and sparkles 💖