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Hands-free (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-30 09:53:53
Imported:
2026-08

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Just a quick one to round out the month and end my drawing marathon. For wieners at least.

We're just gonna ignore physics on this one because I drew the pose first but I love when dudes create these weird setups just to jerk off so I added one in. Pretend he's got that thing cemented to the floor. Even then that footage is useless.

And to quote MST3k: "I need to simplify my masturbation ritual."

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paleblueyedot

I snorted when I swiped to the picture with that setup. You sent from one extreme to another.

Sindosan

Wooooooooooof! looks nice!! And reminds me like.. look ma! no hands XD but awesome!!!

Chrom

Bluetooth enabled, and ready for pairing!

KryX

An old MST3K fan here. Had to look that one up.

orionsjockstrap

I keep the 24/7 streams in the background so they just worm into my brain.

KiddKaffeine

What kind of device is that?

orionsjockstrap

I've seen dudes have like tripod-mounted fleshjacks and such but this one's just drawn in such a way to not cover up the dude.

Matthew N72501

What are you favorite episodes? I have The Day The Earth Froze and Werewolf stored on my phone in case I need a fix.

orionsjockstrap

Honestly The Day the Earth Froze is right up there. But off the top of my head I love me some Giant Spider Invasion/Boggy Creek II/Jack Frost/Soultaker too.

KryX

I'm an old guy. I watched MST3K when it was first broadcast on the west coast. I don't remember them well enough to have a favorite. I downloaded the complete series years ago from somewhere. I'm going to watch the ones you and OJ recommended. I also like the idea of having it as background sound.