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Addie Shurley

ain't no way we are getting SPOILED ✨

Aniwho

Charlisle Charlisle Charlisle Charlisle Charlisle CHARLISLE

TheHue

Charlisle but vampire x priest is driving me insane

lona !!

OUUUUUU this is jst too good

yoon

charlisle finally semi-fucking

yz

I’m such a pervert 🙂‍↕️

yoon

freaky spiderpool 🤤

ErissTheMean

A full set of desperate guys, i love the wxpressions haha

Peachiepie

KÖRANGI YESSSSSSSSS 🙌

bigdawwg

oh my god this is soooo good ❤️‍🔥

Lolly

It must be Christmas, so much good stuff in this short time! *Q* Umi blesses us

geny

thank u for the delicious food

Tommie Fritz

Carlisle begging is *chefs kiss*

donatellothefellow

omgggg a full comic of the last one would be fantastic

10v

Halloween just got spookier

bibi

korangi YEEEEEES

sennya

Ohhhhhh the pose is so good, the way Charlie is holding him ugh...

Naughtypixie

The horangi/konig is hilarious

Silver Phoenix

The speed i open the patreon would put Usain Bolt to shame! Deadpool kill me! 😂 I love it! But Konig and Horangi ! I love you💓 💓

Anto

zooming in on every little detail these are PERFECTT aughh

andre

in this time of need without ao3 umiko is feeding us and I am so grateful 🙂‍↕️

Nin

OH MY GODDDD THAT WADE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 AND CHARLISLE UGKGNFGHNG

bookiecookie

MONSTER AU KORANGI MY BELOVED

frogth0ughts

On a Sunday no less 😮‍💨🛐

SoulSol

GOD BLESS YOU FOR SPIDEYPOOL 🙏🏻

Andrew

We got Carlisle BLUSHING 😭🙏

Fen

God I wish I was a giant spider humanoid right now

Tamflakes

Saaame, him holding the cross throughout too like... Damn

Clear

Oh lawd, every one of these are perfect

vaayn

KÖRANGI🙌

Arc

Right before going to work 🙂‍↕️

Timmy Toughnuts

freaky spider monster pete 😦 your mind 🧠🌌💥

Mars

Umiko getting freaky for Halloween I see. Which one of you had the brain to ask for size king slime König, hm?

endlesshoriz0ns

Korangi!!!!! 🔥💗 ahhhh Koranggiiiiiiiii😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

IceWolf92 (Olive)

CHARLISLE!!!! WHILE I AM READING IT TOO! Sadly one of the only fanfics i still got from ao3 before all that shi happened 😭

Bärbel

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Chyasmin

KÖRANGI YEAAHHHH! This is such a delightful set tbh😭😭😭😭

врабац

Umiko you have opened my eyes to the world of the dads from twilight

Alana

Oh, we getting all the good stuff tonight! 🙏🏼

riri

Aaaa omg carlisle blushingg

froznmilk

the way I pogged at the charlisle

spaghetti

Holy shit that Spiderman design is SO SICK 😱 and I loooove the Charlisle

MatchaGirl

Omg, these are gold!!! Happy Halloween indeed

OrganizedChaos03

you may single-handedly get me to finally watch twilight,, these charlisle posts are so good

D

3 posts in two days holy cow we are spoiled little porn demons

molochai333

Charlisle has me on a chokehold 🥹 THANK YOU

Doodlebug

Oh my god the korangi? Amazing

enbyh0e

wade wilson's tits on the patreon???? is thay allowed??? 🥴❤️

M

the charlisle one is too good 😵‍💫 thank you for blessing us during this fic drought 🥹

Miri

Happy Halloween SpideyPool nation

Runa

Im having a main character moment because charlisle is like my og ship and suddenly we are getting so much content of them 😭😭😭 this is like my personal heaven i swear

yelyahtodd

we’re fucking winning over here on umiko patreon today jesus christ

Zero

Is this our Halloween special 🎃

Bookaholica

That charlisle is the sexiest thing ever 🥰

Gxge_

KÖRANGI 🤤🤤🤤

Lycoridea

Who was the author of the charlie/carlisle fic ?? i really need to read that 😮‍💨🤌🏻🫠

radioactive-flip-flop

PATREON DIDNT SEND ME NOTIF FOR THIS POST THANK GOD I OPENED THE APP 😭😭😭

mikarotte

Umiko be like: Oh AO3 is down? Hold my beer

Darleeng

CHARLISLE MY BELOVED 😩😩💞

Turkey 🥪

Mama is literally giving us a feast this beautiful October

VKS

Amaizing!

Hipster

My brain just shut down and went “HAND! HAND! HAND!”

Abi :3

I live for charlisle

Pancha Veredas

Right on my priest kink! Fuuuuuck! Im DYING! 💀🔥❤️

MelatoninCookies

KÖRANGI!!!! Oh I wish the ship continues. My loves! Please Umiko!

lu

i’m so fucking excited

vi :P

the day we see charlisle kiss WILL be going down in the umiko history books

Derpy_Tiger

We are SPOILED!!!! Umiko. There are no words. 🙇‍♀️🙏💕 Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!

Derpy_Tiger

I’m just a slobbering mess at this point…🤤🤤🤤

Louis Smith

CHARLISLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

nana

oh my god freaky peter….

Lisa

CHARLISLE IM LIVVINGGG

Bunny slayer

More I need more I’ll give you all my money I need most GhostSoap please

cherry !

deadpool would

Nash

WHO asked for slime konig i want to kiss your brain

Supper

Oh lord he coming (he’s me btw)

yelyahtodd

WAIT I JUST CLOCKED CARLISLE BLUSHING AAAAAAAAA

bookiecookie

Monster AU Korangi my beloved😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ poor Horangi is gonna have to wash all that slime off before heading back 👀

pinkpotayto

I AM LOOKING...... SO SEVERELY

yelyahtodd

the more I think about it the more I realise actually this is cruel bcuz I can’t access fanfic about spideypete rn

Mia

I'M FREAKING OUT CHARLISLE CHARLISLE CHARLISLE

Enke

Absolutely amazing! thank you thank you for giving us more charlisle

JT

Okay this absolutely ATE. I’ve never loved Carlisle more than this desperate blushing version of him 😩 and slime monster körangi AU is sooooo gdamn cool!!! Happy Halloween witches 🖤🧡💚💜

lolo

IM A DAY LATE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

lolo

there are so many layers to the Charlisle one holy FUCK

Aeloheart

THE SPIDEYPOOL?? OH MY GOD

Aeloheart

PLEASE PLEAES PLEASE

yazmine

I am SO gratefull that youre Helsingborg us through the hard times of the great ao3 shutdown 🙏🙏🙏

Nosh

KÖRANGI !!!!

Levi 🖤

Charlisle and Spideypool? I'm so fed but never full 😍

Aimeeyesss

It’s okay, we all are

SKYLE

Keeping us fed while ao3 is down

tye

holy charlisle. whoever came up with that is a stunning human being

Jaime

The fact that we got a priest!Charlie with Carlisle holding his cross like /that/ and we can't even read fanfictions about it is driving me insane

T 🌙

CHARLISLE AND SPIDEYPOOL!!! I WIN!!!!! 😌😌

Mol

Charlisle 🥵 OMG, I'm speechless! I'm in love with your art. It's so hot, but also — the details, the style, the anatomy and facial expressions... 😍 It's so much fun to deconstruct your pieces as a fellow artist. I'm in awe!

Ny Ny

bruh… Carlisle begging GOOOOODDDD

Saturn

PRIEST KINK CHARLISLE IM GOING CRAYZAAAYYYYY

Salem Asylum

CHARLISSLWLWLWEEEEEEAAAYYAUUAUAGHHJJ

LadyDew

what's körangi from????

ginx parker

Spideypool interspecies so yummy

Irisx.o.x.o

I JUST WANNA SAY IM SO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS CAUSE I KNOW THEY GONNA COOK SMTH UP