A Town Bursting with Pride - Part 3 (Patreon)

Starting this year, the Billy Rock Tavern has started charging a cover charge. Seems so many guys spent the night ogling the stage they forgot to buy any drinks!

I can't blame them though, can you? Not sure if I wanna keep starting at those shiny gold shorts or tear them to pieces! And that's just what's on stage!

You didn't hear it from me, readers, but word has it that backstage, the dancers can usually be found burning off steam... in exactly the kind of way you'd imagine!

I wonder what it takes to earn a backstage pass...