Paris meets Helen (Patreon)

I really hated Christopher Nolan's "adaptation" of The Odyssey.

It was a horrendous adaptation that subverts, de-mystifies and defiles all original translations of the text.

Even if you remove The Odyssey from the equation, it is a terrible story, with horrid acting, character inconsistencies with terrible behaviour choices, terrible editting, and terrible sound track.

Even Circe and the Cyclops, the most praise-worthy moments, had content cut, designs altered, and modern changes added. The Circe feminist rant was the worst.

The only good thing were a few interesting camera shots that looked pretty. Other than that, most of it washed out and depressing.

I'm not even going to touch on the terrible casting, cause that has already been done to death. Instead, I present to you an outlet of my frustrations in the form of Helen of Troy. And even with her grossly exaggerated proportions, she is a far more accurate representation of the most beautiful woman in the world than whatever was given to us in that film.

And this is a ecchi version of her.

Now that I think about it, the Paris and Helen relationships from the legends is perfect for a NTR adaptation of a young, hot prince seducing and stealing the wife of another man, lol. Even Homer was a fan of NTR, hence cementing it as a popular genre.