The Wrist Test (Patreon)

Back then in school, there was the pacer test, push up test, and curl up test...but no one ever spoke about the "wrist test." A secret test done behind teachers' backs where kids wrapped their fingers around each others wrists in order to determine who's "fat," who's "skinny," and leave the "non-skinny" kids with an insecurity that will take years and years to unravel. Obviously when you're younger, you don't know any better, but it's quite obvious today that the circumference of your wrist (or any body part) should not be tied to you worth. But yep. That was middle school! :D