Kingdom Dad Monster - S1 Ep. 2 - The New Gormal (Patreon)

CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content The settlers of NADDPOD are joined by a mysterious stranger as they enter the hunt phase and attempt

CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content

Join the Nadite people as they struggle to survive their first full Lantern Year in the dark hellscape of Kingdom Death Monster.

After awakening from an unknowable slumber, our naked survivors found themselves under attack from a mysterious White Lion. Upon defeating the foul beast, they had not a moment to grieve their fallen friend, brave Daddy Momma. The first, but certainly not the last to die in their fight for survival.

Our survivors came across a small lantern fire, with twelve other doomed souls huddled for warmth. It is there they founded their settlement. NAD POD.

This is where we find ourselves. The leader Boofo, Hero fo the Hunt, has sent off 4 new survivors to hunt the creature known as GORM and bring back its corpse to feed and clothe the community.

Boofo DiBeppo - Daughter of Boofo Hero of the Hunt, and Momma Daddy seeks to prove she is every bit her father’s daughter.

Momma Daddy - Mother and Warrior, and ready to prove it is she who should hold the sacred orb.

Dr. Jes - They brought Boofo DePeppo into this world, and they will make sure they stay alive in it.

Beth - She’s just happy to be here.

Can these 4 survivors survive THE GORM?

THE SETTLEMENT

Here is a map of our settlement as the episode begins. We will be tracking the growth of the settlement every episode. This wonderful work of art was done for us by Sage Laskaris.

THE HUNT

One day, great woe fell upon the settlement. Unrelenting storms raged overhead. Out of the squall, a giant beast came to gobble up the strongest and most beautiful, then wandered back into the darkness with a lonesome cry, searching for a mate.

THE GORM

Who doesn’t love our baby boy?

Surrounding Gorm at close range will prove to have not been the best idea.

Matt wanted me to comment on its ballsac, but I think it looks great smooth as heck. -fw

Just an example of the limited gear we have so far at this early stage.

The embarrassing miniature Matt painted that Beth, rightfully, refused to play with.

Matt edit here: I am not embarrassed. This is fine art. Deal with it prudes!

THE SETTLEMENT

These few buildings currently make up our little home.

These are the innovation cards we currently have. The deck of innovations expands everytime you draw one.

Dr. Jes withstands the piercing cries of the Screaming Antelope, and points us in the direction of our new hunt.

Next Episode: The Screaming Antelope!