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The Butcher’s bill was high indeed. Over a third of Nad Pod was killed last year, and yet, the settlement lives on.

The Butcher’s bill was high indeed. Over a third of Nad Pod was killed last year, and yet, the settlement lives on. The new leader, Woke Campus, sends 5 survivors to hunt another Gorm. He is hoping for an easy hunt, a bit of breathing room, as he settles in and crafts Nad Pod to his whim. 

The settlement lost more than it gained. Nothing but a butcher’s skull, and 5 new corpses.

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THE MONSTERIt’s gorm time again. He is still gross, and still scary. Well, this is a different gorm. But all gorms are gross and scary.

But no monster is as scary as watching William Campos manhandle your miniatures.

Look at this! 2 miniatures he’s broken.

THE SETTLEMENT PHASE

Finally we got some time to bone down, make some new survivors and get some new innovations.

Here is the creepy art for the Phoenix’s father.

And next episode, we hunt THE PHOENIX!

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Bardy B

Wish this was dad hammer- everyone

GrimGhost343

Save the mini's!! Gotta handle them for Will from now on

Kayden Pierce

This, the areas tour, AND an episode dropping today??? 🤩 what a day

Ulysses

Wish this was on video, good episode though!

Chris Wade

Anthony here reading off the note Will gave him

Freudian Slip

Loving this series! Any tips for a new DM?

Mitochondria

I’m way too invested in the preservation of the boofo line

Burk

🎶if you wanna be my consort, you gotta eat my orb shards🎶

J.S.

Damn, rolling that 10 off a random hunt event is really lucky. Getting a free innovation at no cost puts you so far ahead, it’s unreal.

Riley Robertson

Please keep this going… this is easily my favorite series

Liam galloway

Dont know if on purpose but matts character sounding alot like the psycho from borderlands

smol lapdog

"useful and delicous" "just like me"

kayce webber

You could fuck your mother. I mean… uhhh… never mind

Cody Thompson

I just love this series so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Miguel

This series is literally the main reason I subbed to the patreon

AutumnFacts

So excited to see this drop I gasped

Elliott S.

This series is a big reason why I subbed to the Patreon, love to see the new episode!

Gmork

I joined for other reasons, but they provide the best patreon content of any pod I listen to.

AutumnFacts

I upped my membership to get the Kingdom Death Monster shirt

Matt Bond

*touches circumcision scar* “promise you’ll stop for me”

Creekie05

Well Legolas is the son of the elf king of Mirkwood, so yes Legolas is from Mirkwood

Creekie05

But I love this whole cast.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Great, this podcast is now illegal in Utah because of a feather.

Creekie05

Didn’t will break the other figure last game too? Or was that Matt

Jacquelynn Lyon

Already losing my shit over competitive making out

Creekie05

Also how is will the one that gets housed every game

Josh Perry

So excited there is a new one!!!

Natural Dragon

Woo!!! I just finished the 5th episode so happy to see this posted

Kaylin Creason

2013 Tumblr girlie here. We’re here for you, Beth 🤣

xatlern

When Will said "consigliere" I heard "cuntsigliere," as in a consigliere who is serving cunt. Which absolutely sounds like a name y'all would grant to one of these characters 😂

Charlie

Will with the deep bod pull

Panda_Dork

This might be my favorite series you guys have done! Thank you so much!

Ferrari

This series is so dope!! 🔥 new patreon here, this is exactly what I came here for, thanks guys!!

Poizin Miharu

Yesssssssss! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!

Bence

Dont worry Beth, I got it

Jamie Burke

2013 tumblr girlies? *blows dust off of galaxy leggings* ive been summoned

Decius Terra

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Crits cancel out reactions on HL?

ADoubleEgg

Yall ever get blamed by your dad's for their feather watching habits or was that just me?

sybillium4

You guys are using bow mastery without anyone hitting 10 xp in its use

Emma C

Please don't stop, Beth, for me xx

joah asher

we need these more often

Gmork

Men! Men! Men!

sybillium4

If it can be critical wounded then yes. Not all HL can be critical wounded even with a crit though

Eric. C

Man the long legs references were so good. Can't wait for the deadpool and wolverine references since I know that its definitely one of the most best movie.

Dan Lott

Men! Men! Men!

James Medina

I'm I'm love with this series btw

Chillycheesedogs

Beth's commitment to the long legs joke had me dying I haven't even seen the movie lmao 🤣

Peachy

As a long time Chowder fan I’m sad the show didn’t get the shoutout it deserved.

Namedafterabook

Sounds like a mix of the Thing and the bear from annihilation. I hate it, thanks!

Tyler Cowell

Was going to say the same thing. It's unhinged and fantastic

SJ Faubert

I like your shoelaces!

Jamie Burke

oh hey thanks i stole them from the president

BT Bishop

This episode had me in tears like three separate times jesus christ

Bassbone98

Everytime they said Men, I think of the Two and A Half men theme. Please tell I'm not the only one....

ShannyKrik

🤦🏻‍♀️ Backstrap is muscle along the spine, where you get a ribeye steak. Not a fajita flank steak

Robert Kitchen

This has been the most anticipated piece of media for me for the last two months lol. I can't wait!

Jasper Hulme

PROMISE YOULL STOP FOR ME TOOK ME THE HELL OUT

Zack Bochman

did the episode ever drop? I don't see it in my timeline.

Kayden Pierce

Yeah I tried finding it this morning but its not there yet :(

mandy

Will: Have you considered expanding your services to an area that i could potentially offer? *fart noise* Will: i see

Gage

Frolicking ball sack! fucking wild🤣🤣

Gage

So monogamy gives you post hunt clarity?

Jeremy Cook

I love when they all slip into Snake voice. It's one of my favorite recurring bits.

Redsriding

Bc you forgot to take your meds ❤️

Arie

Leggs is great

Holger Andersson

I love the energy during these episodes ❤️

Jarred baker

The new gorm noises sound like the Pikmin Cow Slug (raging bloyster) boss. Super hilarious

Jill Klatt

Beth representing the tumblr girlies as always. But promise you won’t stop…for me..

Moooses

My phone bugged out and crashed the site at the delayed gratification joke, really elevated it

Thomas Webb

Always be consenting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jasper Hulme

I also just realised Beth was probably thinking of Buffy and Angel with the Gorm's death, or at least I was from her description lmao

Robert Kitchen

Did you guys mean to skip armored strangers and go on to the feather? Just wondering, because I bought the simulator with a friend because of this podcast and we got hit with plague, then armored strangers and it was brutal.

Jenica

Beth is the funniest person on this podcast but her humor is so chronically online that these video game dweebs don't understand. Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

dillon ponton

But close there with the -lightning, might have to do another yt apology

Joshua Panter

is orb’s son’s first name roy? i’ll see my self out, thank you.

AutumnBeFallin

THE CHEST AND CHECKERS REFERENCE IM DEAD

Bronto Crushrock

Beth must’ve had a good edible before this recording started 🤣

Andrew

The best one so far.

Krryptiid

The Gorm-rapping bit made my brain feel like a lawnmower that didn’t want to start

Pamphleteer

Matt confidently declaring "she's got cake" rather than "she's caked up" knocked me tf out

cammyboiG (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 Beth is like blazed out of her mind during this episode right
2024-08-30 17:50

AutumnFacts

Honestly I appreciate this prospective from someone who has played Kindgom Death Monster! I've never played myself, so I didn't even think about that!

AutumnFacts

I had a ton of fun with this ep personally, but it was definitely the goofiest by far. The whole cast had the sillies big time and I think the easy gorm redux fight made it a little less high stakes. Again I loved it, but I can totally see how it feels like something of an outlier. Don't feel bad if it wasn't the same vibe for you!

YoMomma_KnowsBerry

I loved the episode it's just that everyone seemed off in a way nothing bad. I love everything they do.

Dylan Yuste

"Do you want to fuck old feathers?" I'm fucking dying. 😂😭

Keith Rodriguez

Am I the only one that loves the crisp sound of Matt drawing a card?

KungFuHustler

Norway still got surge but we call it urge

Q

smithdox on tiktok

Creekie05

Isn’t jimminy Christmas the child of sonofboofo and Beth’s gorm defeater?

Vikki Venom

Beth's tumblr joke was a hit, can confirm as an ex tumblr girly

Devan Kranz

I love this series. Please keep it going!

Kayla North

Paying for Patreon is worth it just for this series!

James Brown

The silence during Beth’s joke is so loud

kt

Similar but playing irl game, we got wiped.

Pedro Machado Figueira

This series made me back up this patreon and it is worth every penny

Ty Saunders

Love these play through. Please keep doing these

SwoopDoesntKnow

The whole will breaking the miniature killed me, I was dying laughing

Demetri

“I wanted to make it clip clop” -Will campos

Cassie Muldrow

Bod Body Spray is still available! You can choose from scents such as: Black, Blue Surf, Ripped Abs, Most Wanted, Blue Musk, Men's Reserve, Fresh Guy, and Iconic.

SatinPistol

Hitting the Gorm not ooonce, not twiiiice, but as many times as I liiiiike.

Devon Willingham

Every Christmas from when I was liek 8-13 my gramps gave me pod. I think some of my cousins still get it for Christmas.

Lindy Lou

Wild how much incest happened in this episode 😂

Valdemar Cavazos

Can you explain it to me? I tried looking it up and can’t figure out what she’s on about. I think I got it after it became a meme but can’t find the source

Rebecca

It's OK Beth, I'm laughing at your obscure 2013 tumblr references

Dash_ofPepper

It's a joke about SH scars, normally a girl's fictional character bf would see her SH scars and ask her to stop for him. But it's morphed over time to be about unrelated bloody things/scars, as a joke.

JT

Hard to follow but I AM HERE for the MGS references. 9/10 would recommend.

Alex 9j

Can we get more, please!

Taylor Johnson

This is great. This is what got me to sub. More please!

BobbyTheBandit (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 So sad this is over, this is the main reason I subscribed ☺️
2024-10-12 08:57

Gabby Rago

“Promise you’ll stop for me 😔” absolutely killed me and the guys not understanding killed me even more 😂

Breeb

I love when Beth talks nonsense that makes perfect sense to me and yet the guys miss the joke completely. 💖

Delydia

Love this series!! I think Babe Mua’Dep is also a grandchild of Boofo, Hero of the hunt— Boofo, Hero of the Hunt and Dr Gess had Dark Brandon (previously Sleepy Joe) who then did the Bed Dance with Paul Atredeez Nutz and had Babe

Franco Rivas

I can’t wait for the next episode!!!

Makoto Devolin

can’t wait to hear roy orb-son sing Oh Pretty Boofo

LilacIris

I think more got delayed by the European Tour

LilacIris

"like a toddler trying to pick up cold fish from the table" such a specific and accurate descriptions haha

IntStackedIdiot

I am obsessed with this, don’t let the series die! 😩

Zoltan

Will there be more episodes of this? Also, I'm a new patreon supporter, and I can't seem to link to the discord. I'm on mobile and so no "more" option in settings to link patreon to discord.

caesar tovar

This is the real season 3 as far as I’m concerned

Runnin' Ryden

I think it’s merely a question of when it will return, not if. Worry not! Now that the tours are over, and Dadhammer has been recorded and edited, we will probably get a new episode in November. Or January if they decide to let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.

Runnin' Ryden

I think there will be more! Maybe one in November. Or January if they let monthly Dadhammer episodes take us through the end of the year.

George

The arm came off because -1 accuracy WILL DID NOTHING WRONG

caleb williams

This series is great would really enjoy more!

Claire Wilson

The cackle I let out at 34:20 was tremendous, and the continued laugh at none of the guys getting it was even better.

ReyRey

Guys I'm now on EP 6 and I want morrreeee love the series you should 100% play it more

Luna Luna

This episode as so much Taylor and Francis energy from Freddie and Anonthy

bathroom light

beth’s references is what makes this podcast complete

Tricia Buerke

This is my favorite series 😂🤍

Zoltan

What was the orb for anyways?

Risotto

Daaaamn the lore is too deep now to pull out

Not Grandma

The fuck my mouth bit by Anthony got me good

Gage Hathorne

Wouldn't joker be safe against brain damage cause he is already insane

Gage Hathorne

Also that is one of the best joker laughs 😆 I love your content thank you guys

ScoopyOopyPoopy

Beth knowing all of our Tumblr knowledge is so great

ScoopyOopyPoopy

Also I love how they added suckling the leaders nipples, which is actually very accurate to ancient viking culture. In the "bog bodies" that have been resurfacing around the UK you can see overthrown leaders have their nipples cut off because that was their sign of power over others, as underlings had to kiss or suck his nipples as a form of submission. So...... great minds think alike? 💀

IllustriousNobody

legs benedict fucked their own mom (orbson) and had grubhub😭😭

Shinigami Roxas

Just came here to say as a fellow ex- tumblr girly I do understand Beth 😂

LiteWRK

Party foul on the broken figure, RIP 😭

FabledWolf614

At least Will wasn't angry this time when he broke the miniature 🤣🤣🤣

Bret L

I get it you guys are such great actors that you can act like your friends when you're really not

Drake Nuzzo

"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Boofo was made..."

Mikael Fox

beth out here REPRESENTING

the chompie man

Will is definitely like gears of war carmine family in this game

LoserTreeBoy

My disbelief of nobody getting Beth’s Tumblr meme reference, Anthony the most surprising of all tbh, was only overshadowed by Freddie not having heard of the slang CAKE

Jake

I’m surprised that nobody has made a Gary guygax joke about the greater gax

Marissa Y.

- Babe and the Living Lips slaps as a band name. - I had to google the Rideshare Amigo, and was not disappointed by its similarity to Will. - Also I hadn't heard of the slang "cake" until a few years ago so I feel better that Freddie did not know it either 😂 ETA: "Let's settle this" is SO good for a lawyer character's combat dialogue

corundum liqueur

My brain replaced the vocalizations in the ending theme with “men.” It went something like: *drum drum drumdrum drum* (tiny voice: men) *drum drum drumdrum* (men)

GhostBrod

I’ve listened to these so much I can quote them— but the way that Anthony says “ah” after figuring out what “Promise you’ll stop for me” means will be forever engraved into my mind

Riku 🧷🎱

For me it’s “(babe) -like powder” 😭

Marissa Y.

If no one else got Beth May, us tumblr girlies got Beth May.

Sabastian Hall

Omh daddies the sounds of this monster needs to be on the sound board! Especially Beth's sounds it so funny 🤣🤣🤣

Caleb Crawford

The pictures are not showing up on this post either. Could someone fix this? I want to see Matt's awesome minifigs!! Thank you!!

aaron beal

Obviously, late to the party, but shouldnt the party be controlling the monster instead of just matt? If you attack yourself, or a character that you control you’re suppose to gain a insanity on that character