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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-10 16:00:11
Edited:
2024-09-27 08:39:31
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2026-06
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Kelsey, Trudy and Francis discover the shocking secret origin of Project Heartland! Meanwhile Tony shrinks from the challenge.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Violence Towards Children.

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AshAmed08

Yeyyy, long episode🤭🤭🤭

k0nami_kid

Me: I’m just gonna check on dungeons and daddies but I don’t think there’s a new ep the ep: *dropped right then and there*

FusRohNahSon

legit so invested in that intro

Colby Wood

long episode at work lfg

chris Mcgrew

Lets go daddies!👏👏👏👏👏

Noah Fields

yAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS MORE AAAAAAAAAAAART aag

Matty Major

Anthony as a player is so good. He is ready for ANYTHING.

Bone Family Creations

Loving the cover art for this episode it is amazing Trudy is so creepy I love it

AshAmed08

Love this episode of Francis with his two moms and also a guy getting lubricated with blood to escape an airshaft

ChooChooCharlie

As a Nebraskan I feel so proud being represented in this season

GhostBrod

I’m only 22 mins in and already this is like one of the funniest episodes

Chess

Losing it at the intro bit, you guys really nailed the paranormal YouTuber vibes

TwoJayZees

Omg so happy the episode is 2hrs long! I just need more daddies always

ADoubleEgg

THE FUCKING LORE IN THIS EPISODE?!?! Godamn Will is killing this season. So excited to see where this season goes

AIELIF

My god I love this season

joah asher

i love the official art for episodes! is this something that you guys are gonna keep doing?

james carter

Always impressed by the sound design.

Tony Swagman

Does this mean Reggie had a kid while in high school?

Charlie

10% of a foot is not an inch Matt

Boñes

Love the art for the episode!

Ethan

Easily a top 3 all time blooper at the end

J.S.

Remember, Tony has a Heart of Gold, y’all.

Adam Lalik

“10% of a foot is an inch” he said, confidently.

Louis Frohock

Okay but who else wants an entire YouTube series of the daddies ghost hunting now….

Rargona

We really gotta find a punctuation mark for this Tony thing.

Halophyte

I love Beth's new Harried-Podcaster character she plays in the intro. Recognizable by the catchphrase "hey, fuck you, man"

Cianan

The sound design in that into tho 🤌 but it was Will’s voice saying “sus” that really sold the whole YouTuber ghost hunter character 😂

The Pissler

27 minutes in, praying for a resolution to the multi-episode split party.

Beck

This episode is so long I’m so excited to listen

Beck

Still waiting for a “Trudy gets her wires crossed” peachy fact joke

Abby Normal

Why does Pennywise!Tony have an Irish accent?

Mmmbop

So was Will's middle name that got bleeped out in a previous episode actually Guillermo?

Goomply

THERE BE TREASURE!!!!!

The Overthinker

Freddy's ability to unfuck a situation, and then re-fuck a situation by trying to unfuck what was already unfucked, second to none. Never change Freddy.

MancerMancer

Great to episode! Can’t wait to listen to the Peach Pit on this one

Mize

THE INTRO fucking incredible holy shit

Daisy Terry

HELL YEAH NEW EPISODE AFTER I FORGOT WHAT A FUCKING TREAT BRO I LOVE YOU GUYS

Daisy Terry

AND THE INTRO?? FUCK YEAH LIFE IS FUCKING GREAT

Collin Hoepf

I have said it a million times and I will say it again Matt mvp holy shit

Patrick Morris

I really need them to remember they can push rolls. I feel like that's such a big part of this game that they just keep ignoring

Daisy Terry

Sorry for shouting I was hungry

Daisy Terry

Holy shit is Arlo like a cyborg dog evolved from the same kind as fetch quest or am I tripping? Smell?? Very fast???

Daisy Terry

Please Will I'm begging you to bring the ogs back cookie is better than any other character in this show

Rogzilla

I am waiting for the “I WAS FUCKING OUT ANTHONY!!” for Tony. You know it’s coming.

Bishibosh44

One of the best intros you've ever done.

Rogzilla

That’s actually just the Spanish form of William. So you could call the director of Pan’s Labyrinth “Bill del Toro”. 🤪

Mmmbop

Ah I see this is one of those James=Santiago situations. Thx got it 🙏

Namedafterabook

Occult nazi shit is always fucking excellent. Hellboy reference soon please

Kyle Oldham

Anthony loves characters like Grant that worry they may be sociopathic in some capacity. Not a complaint, just an observation

Molly Sorensen

Side note, I am loving these longer length episodes!

Anna

Was so excited to listen to this episode on my way home from teaching high schoolers all day to forget that half of the country thinks I’m an idiot trying to indoctrinate their kids. And then Matt. I listened to true crime instead lol

Daisy Terry

Okay update I got distracted and wrote a song about the episode and now it's 3:30 am but I'm back

Xwelldo

I don't get the blooper, but I'm glad they had fun.

Eric Willey

Apologies, but I am professionally obligated to say that the white gloves when handling a rare book thing is almost always untrue. If you wear gloves you lose a lot of sensation in your fingertips, and are more likely to accidentally rip a page because you can't feel the paper starting to tear. Wash (with soap) and dry your hands before handling to get rid of the oil on your skin, and forget the gloves. Thank you for listening to my pedantic white glove rare books PSA.

Connor Reemts

Hansel, gretel, a robot, and the man-cat that refuses to die

Nestor

"I can't give her the pearl necklace like I want" ANTHONY OMG-

Fixed 211

God that blooper had me rolling!!!!

Cody Thompson

That blooper is why I love this group 🤣🤣

Arowe

I tried to listen while falling asleep last night and the intro is the perfect mix or kinda creepy to a chuckle at the end

Erick

Did Will forget that the Group is a bunch of nerds? And that Beth was Valedictorian of her HS?? Of COURSE they were gonna ace that Bio quiz lol. Google shouldn't have even been an option

SemiOriginalMemeReferance

I love Tony, but I keep hoping they’ll kill him off and Freddy can play Kelsey’s dead brother or something

Sinful Melody

Truly love this episode guys! Great work to everyone, and Will is doing a fantastic job of running Call of Cthulhu! Love your work! 💜💜💜

Andie

The next episode comes out on my birthday ^.^

Brandon Curtis

How don’t know how good rats are at climbing, but I have seen a squirrel scale the side of a flat concrete building with no visible handholds, straight up about 120ft, and onto the roof. I would imagine of a squirrel can do that then a rat could probably scale the inside of a vent

mateo P

Another rat friend for a freddie character? Id have two nickels

Noah Fields

Never thought I'd grow tired of Freddy ending each episode in mortal peril lol

mateo P

I was so excited with my bio degree to know more than u guys and combines u knew it all (i have not finished the sequence)

Matthew Moore

The blooper made me cry laugh and my coworkers thought something was wrong 😂😂

Xyta Midnyte

Thank you! I thought I was losing my mind as I sat there thinking; 'Wait whut? ...no?'

Shane Lee

That is the damn funniest blooper outro I've ever heard out of this show it caught me completely by surprise I just about choked on my own spit

KatWarlock

The intro has me cackling! Give brig Ghost Adventures vibes

Nick Morrison

tony should have turned into a cat

Christopher Campbell

I absolutely love how everyone else is having an adventure and piecing together that’s going on, meanwhile Tony is just always on deaths door in some random ass area.

Jamie Burke

Once again an absolute banger dads

Jared Knight

I really like the additional drawings per episode.

mateo P

Hell yeah fuck u guys my degree actually means smth

mateo P

Ill add it here. One of the questions is weong. Dna codes for mRNA which in turn gets translated into a protein. If you answered DNA codes for a protein even in 9th grade youd get it wrong (at least for my HS)

Jared Knight

I also just envision Tony as one of those clearly fake limp bodies in movies.

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

Will Tony Collette the whole episode come up with something creative is such great dming 🔥🔥

Bob Thomas

This is the absolute best intro! Spot on rendition of a c grade ghost hunter tv show.

Barf Drinker

Where is my 40k special…. I’m waiting Matt >:(

legly

I would listen to an entire season of Ghost Bros. that was so good I got like angry

Nathan Breeden

This is exactly the kind of pulpy fun I was hoping for from this season! Best episode so far

Ace Hutson

JOSEPH JOSEPH ABRAMS? THIS IS THE SAME UNIVERSE AS THE OTHER SEASONS?

Halophyte

This cell wall bullshit again I had to spend 5 thousand dollars taking microbiology AGAIN because 5% of my grade was 1 exam question asking what would happen if you injected the wrong blood type into a dog and my answer was completely correct except I said cell wall instead of plasma membrane. Taking it a 2nd time with a new professor, during lecture he REGULARLY referred to the PLASMA MEMBRANE as a CELL WALL because we are COLLOQUIAL CREATURES GODDAMMIT

Halophyte

YES "I WAS OUTTT!!!!! NNNYYAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH" lives rent free in my head

Halophyte

Yes!!! I had the same thought. You know that fact about them where they die if they fall 6-7 stories but land on their feet if it's 1-5 or greater than 8?? It was something like that. Something about air resistance kicking in. It's like the perfect pedantic freddy fact to this air vent situation.

MaddoxJesus

Hey Will, I love you and you’re doing great! But this is now the third time you’ve given ways out to Freddy, just to fuck him over in the next scene.. if you want Tony Colette to die, just say so, instead of trying to make the dice be the bad guy😬

CopperKnight

Cant believe Will is edging us with killing Tony

teethofcats

Came here to say this ahahaha

Marc Wasserman

Matt.....1 inch is not 10% of 1 foot....there are 12 inches in a foot.....1" is 8.33% of 1 foot

Laeticia

I don't know how I didn't see that ending coming, like duh, but I completely forgot about it!!

Seth

I inch closer to my predictions coming true….

Lika Valair

As a junior in college majoring in horticulture production and minoring in plant pathology. I'm obsessed with the mispronunciation of phloem. Good job on the quiz!

Chris Iron

Aah, I can't hear or understand neither Matt or Anthony in the after credits blooper! Anthony's laugh is the best though. Such pure joy.

Miguel Angel Pena

The Buzzfeed Unsolved parody in the intro lmaooo

Fairly_Fairy

I swore Tony was going to turn back into a cat so he could be small and land on his feet

ShannyKrik

Anthony’s little “NOBODY expects the - “ ….

DungeonBrat

I cannot believe that Beth missed the opportunity when Trudy went insane to revert into Cheezoid

Wade Wilson

All the 5th graders listening to this finally getting a few references

Jimothy

Looking forward to the Dublin crowd's reaction if Freddie lumps it in with the UK like he does in the outro...

Alex

Is it a reference to something?

Andrew

he rounded

Andrew

every time its been freddie’s fault tbh, will let him use magic powers and his solution was to become unstuck so he could fall headfirst 😭 then he rolled to zerp hitpoints and became unconscious… while in the building full of evil cultists. what else would have happened to him besides what will did?

GrönHatt

Funniest fucking intro guys

Luna Luna

I thought I was still on the uncuts during that intro

ShannyKrik

Can someone explain the poison ivy chaterbate joke?

Shane Lee

Chatterbate is a camgirl site where models stream videos of them stripping, and the thing Matt said I think is from the perspective of Batman realizing he hasn't been watching poison ivy strip implying clay face snuck into poison Ivy's lair, put on her skimpy outfit, logged onto her chatterbate and started stripping

Fey001

I want to go so badly to the show in Berlin 😭

TwoJayZees

Apparently they were just riffing a bunch of batman stuff and that's how that came about

Halophyte

Hmm so the 3rd reich contacted eldritch horrors...Anybody else want a Scam Likely sabotaging the german war effort side story?

Drednot

No freddie, not 1d6+1d3. 1d6+3

KingerWasHere

Love Freddie, can't relisten to the body horror lol

Talia B.E.

I am also completely lost

Talia B.E.

I wonder if that's what Will had set up for him! But maybe Will thought of something better hahah

L1bbe

Yo I wanna hear more Ghost Bros!!

Holland Engele

I literally did a spit take when Will described the rat climbing up the shaft and Freddie said "HOW?"

Creekie05

Does anyone else mike lagoobrian from meet the Robinsons. The man in the bowler hat if you will

Himbo

as a Nebraska resident it always catches me off guard when you bring it up

Cristian Reyes

Matt says, "If Poison Ivy is at the Empire State Building then who's on her Chaturbate?"

Om_Patel

Would like to point out that handling books with gloves is actually worse than just bare hands that are clean and dry

KayTissleeping

It make sense why Tucker works at "inventor." The Trout house could be connected through their basement.

Smattenhove

Beth, how are we feeling about the new Why? album?

David Resoluth

This episode is one of the best so far! Been laughing so hard I couldn’t keep myself standing! 😂 How do they become better and better all the time?! These guys are amazing! Love you!❤️

Luna Luna

You should have had Tony roll luck to see which room he fell into

jhenkle

And then he turns back into a man on his friends 50th birthday!

Isis

As a ninth grader I got everything wrong :)

Samuels Siblings

Are we going to have to wait until close of season to get 'A Hole in the Stars' posted to Spotify like the rest of the tunes? I cannot overstate how hard Maxton popped off with this one and I need it on every playlist.

Nancybabich

I feel like Matt's the main character this season in a very effortless way, and without diminshing any other player. I felt the same way about Will in the first season, and Beth in the second. This just keeps getting better, I feel like I'm starving between episodes lately!

Tiny

They really are. Sure Tony's not the greatest person but they don't have to be so mean

Lucy Schalz

I mean he tried to kill a kid this episode soooooo I would say he’s pretty bad

DjTravioli

I fully imagined his leg casts got stuck,

Jenny Robinson

White gloves actually do more damage to historical books, so they’re not really used in archives anymore. So Kelsey was right. Conservation does indeed start with C

Meemoo

Tony should've turned back into a cat. Smaller and lands on his feet with minimal damage

Devin Allen

I would pay to watch a production of the cast doing an actual ghost hunt in a haunted location

Ac3sH1gh

To answer Matt’s questions at 1:34:48, Archivist (also you shouldn’t handle materials with white gloves you reduce tactile sensitivity)

Nora Hopeless

Damnit Anthony! He reminded me of my least favorite word when they were talking about Gerald's game 🤢

Mac_Enby

When Kelsey punched the shambler I was waiting for the quote 'welcome to Earth' from Independence Day. 😅

Keith Rodriguez

I just wanna no who did the ‘please please no’ and then that perfect scream around 11:42

Ida Jonsson

I love this podcast, but God damnit it's confusing this season...

dickaxe

Girl with a pearl necklace 😂😂😂 oh my god my abdomen hurts from laughing

dickaxe

That joke slid in so subtly in the background, I had to go back and relisten to make sure I had actually heard that right

Drclaw

j. 3u

Drclaw

. I'm mm my

Arnar

It is simple, all info can be listed under A for America

Arnar

or even America, Army, Activities

mandy

Will said to “absorb water “ right before saying “absorb water and minerals”

ADoubleEgg

MBIC of the crew going on a ghost hunt when?

Seth Kay

Every time Will pulls his punches and doesn't let Tony die he's making the stakes weaker. If the keeper REFUSES to let someone die, then why should we ever worry the heroes are actually in danger? Love the season, love most of the characters, but my god please let Tony fucking die already.

Bearonavirus

I think part of the reason Tony hasn't died earlier was because at the time it wouldn't have been thematically interesting, but also Will is being nice. I see the frustration tho

Mad Seb

The last line by Matt after the end credits... Pure Dungeons and Daddies goodness ❤️ 🤘🏾 🔥

Meg

Sounded like Anthony!

LilacIris

This one I get letting him squeak by, but I felt the same frustration a bit

Valorie Doan

I feel like Will would really like monument mythos

Emerald_Wolf

She’s not on D yet ofcorse she doesn’t know the dewie desmal system

Ko

This is my second listen through (y’all keep me so focused while working! Ty!!) and at this point in the season the first time I was soooo frustrated with Tony but Matt saying “let me ask you something as a friend” was so fckn funny and this second time thru has been nothing but laughs. I love this system and story sm.

Athena Cloud

jurassic world is NOTTT better than jurassic park 😭

Xwelldo

I still don't get the Clayface thing at the end, but this is the best outro!

Taine Thomson

it totally is. have you seen the Mutodon

Emma Bell

Pls i canNOT take this much blood and artery talk

Nolan

“There are often many right answers but that doesn’t mean there are no wrong answers.” - Kelsey Grammar 👌🏼

Jye Hampton

I think it would've been amusing if Tony wished to turn back into a cat

Marissa Y.

Every time they do the "piece of paper that says 'you're gay'" joke, I expect one of them to turn it into a reference to The Social Network where he gets the note that says "u dick" 😂

Mortabite

If Trudy went into the stasis cube, where time moves significantly faster even for a few seconds, wouldn’t her insanity have worn off before Francis pulled her out?

Delaynie Potts

As a teacher, I can confirm we "borrow" from other teachers :D (i'll ignore the original thought part because I find funny lol)

Ryan Frederick

matt doing the mr krabs sounding 'buah?? whaahdvdskkwbu???' around 1:30 is SO funny to me and never stops making me laugh

Marissa Y.

Don't know if its intentional, but Will playing these Eldritch monsters as scared and just wanting to go home, while the humans are doing horrible things, is certainly a Thing.

Marissa Y.

I don't know Batman very well, but my impression (hehe) of Clayface is that he is able to transform and look like anyone, so he would have been disguising himself as Poison Ivy.

Zagreuses-toast

Getting major "a colder war" by Charles Stross energy from this ep

Kaylin Creason

Maybe we can hand wave that being in total robot mode saved her? ChatGPT doesn’t know if I’m gone from it for ten hours or ten minutes.

Stephen VanScoy

It’s so funny how, with each relisten, I forget how much I wanted to see Tony die until we get to this point 😂😂😂

Skye the Bi

I mean the DNA is converted (called transcription) into RNA before it can be translated to amino acids so you could say that DNA instructs the cell to make mRNA which then gets translated to proteins by ribosomes (with the help of other types of RNA)

Eddy B

Freddie just delaying the inevitable for 3 sessions haaaah … falling in slow motion to oblivion 🙏🏻