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[The Peach Pit] S3 Ep. 9 - Ass in the Hole (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-17 22:00:06
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2025-07-12 22:14:07
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2026-06
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The Dad Crew sit down to talk about episode nine of season three! They get into Will's conception of Project Homeland, Beth's immediate connection to ARLO, the bit that led to the post-show button from Matt, and Will's alternative offer to Freddie for Tony's spell.

Plus, they take some questions and talk about the worst movies that everyone loves, Matt's Warhammer audiobook recommendations, and horror tropes that freak everyone out.

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Daisy Terry

I only just understood that peaches have pits and it's not just talking about like... A pit full of peaches

Bishibosh44

Poison Ivy's Chaturbate is a riff straight out of Zone-sama's parodies. *intense glare at Matt*

legly

"Trap" is my Book of Henry. if you told me that entire film takes place in a simulation I would believe you

Josh Rindt

I just rewatched Band of Brothers...Winter's wasn't a sergeant at all 🤣

Bret Schulte

Maximum Overdrive is my movie. So much of it doesn't add up, but I love it for it.

Namedafterabook

Cthulhu version of the manhattan project is 1000% Hellboy

Wingoose

Leeds is near Manchester,near meeeeeee. Wooohooo. Enjoy exploring Leeds. Canne wait to see you in London 😀 Matt,I preordered the new Zelda game too!

Namedafterabook

I enjoyed 127 hours cause it was great to watch James Franco in pain for that long

Larz Bracken

My pick for which 4 episodes to keep are: Death of a Salesman, the space center episode of season 2, the standup episode and episode 1 of Peachyville.

Morgan Deakin

Beth has such amazing taste! A Moulin Rouge and Repo double feature would be perfect.

David Jackola

Repo the Genetic Opera has my favorite singer in it, Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy. He plays Pavi Largo, the brother wearing other people's faces. This is a great role as Skinny Puppy live is part performance art with Ogre wearing various masks and gore make-up. He made friends with Bill Moseley on set and had him read some poetic interstitials on his solo concept album, Devils in My Details.

mari

i already have plans to get two cats and name them lark and sparrow

Joe UA

Beth touched on my theory for Arlo - I think he's a dog-brained computer, a precursor to Trudy.

Noelle Bartley

I feel so dumb, what was the joke behind Beth’s Dewey Decimal system joke in the episode?

Drednot

Payton, hermie, arlo, fan favorite freaks

Josh mayor

Ciaphas cain for the emperor is my favourite Warhammer audio book series

Tate

I think it’s the ocean travel and seafaring adventures joke

Cory

Love that you mention oak ridge as someone from here and someone that works there at y12 it’s really cool.

Alyssa

I thought this was a new episode and then I realized it was the peach pit. Still great but it made me sad :,(

James Byrne

Will's Intro vocals getting better?

Xwelldo

Outtake explained! Now I just need to know who's voice Anthony was doing with the "Own this Town" line.

Lissy McB

We sent my cat in for desexing today and they sent him home because they could only find one ball :(

Alex

Con Mayer needs to be #1 first draft pick for the chopping block in the episode purge.

Daniel Atkinson

Ooooooh, ok. My sweet summer child, my boy, Will would love Delta Green. Not only is it EXACTLY everything he described about nations discovering the mythos but its also a slightly improved Call of Cthulhu system.

Daniel Atkinson

Like barely even a different system just an outright upgrade. Bagsy running the groups first delta green!

Zachary Lucero

I’m surprised The Room! Wasn’t mentioned.

Matty Major

NEW ZELDA GAME PLUG. V hyped for this entry. A decent alt title; The Legend of Zelda: Punished Link

Redsriding

YESSS REPO AND DEATHPROOF Those are some of my faves! For terrible movies we love I put forth pinnacle nepo baby trash Deadfall by Christopher Coppola with Nic Cage

TexasLeeds

I’m so glad someone asked about warhammer books. Just got space Marines 2 and am ready to get back into the universe

Matthew Forrest

Oh shit I live in Leeds! Enjoy, hit me up if you need any recommendations! I also play 40k so if anyone fancies a game....

GaryGwyrdd

Still sad you skipped Wales on the European tour 😔

YoMomma_KnowsBerry

Thanks Beth for hitting every fear I have. I feel attacked lol

The Brothers LEE

@ anthony. When are you adopting lazlo. BAT!🦇

Casey Norman

Only season 2 episode I’d keep would be when they get married in space 🤣

Chrys

Y’all deleting would actually kill me but I would respect the move

Rob Wes

There's a bar in Harrisburg, PA, called Lovedrafts. I will suggest said beer title.

Nerdsome Noel

As someone who did a semester abroad in Leeds 12 years ago and has been in the UK ever since…Leeds is a fantastic city. We absolutely adore it and if we ever had to move back to England (from Scotland) Leeds is the only place we’d pick. All y’all are going to LOVE it. (Soz, Matt re not getting to a Leeds United match.)

Corkboard Podcast Network

Came here to be the 800th person to say Gerard Butler isn’t in Hurricane Heist. 😂

Allen Ellis

Ok i LOVE hurricane heist unironically. My buddy and I quote the “my moneyyy!” line in that cadence all the time 😂

Kasey Anderson

My dog’s name is Squid!! (Squidward when in trouble. Squid Games when being sneaky.)

Kelsey Reyer

Will describing his inspiration made me realize this is kinda the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist Conqueror of Shambala. Nazis getting into magic and trying to tear open a rift to another dimension.

Westley Penland

Currently writing a poem on the perspective of Dracula being buried unalive trapped in a coffin. Such a harrowing fear.

Echo Shmecho

For warhammer audiobooks, the Ciaphas Cain series is my absolute favourite

Risotto

???? What are faucets in america like??? Yall just have one temperature always?????

Moon

Wait untill you see a dutch toilet 😭 if the faucets already interest you

Paige

There is a giant board game convention in Germany about an hour away from the Tilburg show going on that same weekend.

Joe F

I also thought arlo was a puppers

Tyler Bream

Listening to this and thinking about a pretty cool mini series that could be done revolving around the hunger games series. Much like the Fortnite bit in season two. Just a thought.

Hayden Wachob

S/o to fellow HDTGM fans - GEOSTORRRRMMMM!

Anthony Lavine

Thank you Freddie for explaining Kareoke etiquette. I say read the room. Just ask the song before you

Lula Hiigel

Vertical Limit is peak great bad movie. It’s so trashy, but it’s 100% my trash. My top “bad” movie that I absolutely love: Southland Tales. I will evangelize that movie until the day I die

Radclyffe Baker

Beth is gonna lose her mind at the Leeds accent. I can't WAIT to hear her impression

Marie-Claire Bovet

Ah i love all the recs! I’ve been keeping notes. Also: what Anthony has with animals dying in movies I have with people coughing in movies. As soon as someone coughs in a movie, you know they’re going to die. They never cough just because they have a cold. Its never not related to the plot or identity. I get that every detail needs to be relevant in movies. And yet: it spoils it for the movies where the cough does matter. Its like enemy at the gates. Every time they start a scene in german territory, they start with an announcer in the background shouting “achtung”. Hey but no free time in Amsterdam? We’ve been compiling a #touristguide for you guys on discord. We’d all be happy to teach you dutch btw! But you can also look up “john feely - zakje” and “koninginnendag” and it will teach you all you need to know. (Its funny) and also i think this is not just us but dutch people like nothing more than non-dutch people trying to speak and understand dutch language and pointing out stuff to us that we apparently are weird about 😉🤭

Nick Malone

What was Anthony’s favorite bad movie? I couldn’t understand the audio in that part.

London Hughes

I hate horror/thriller movies, they fester in my intrusive thoughts. But I am drawn to the plot lines of social experiment movies that reflect the ramifications of capitalism and lack of sympathy from upper society, like “The Platform.”

Don Kyo (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 Adding to the Warhammer pile, not a fan AT ALL of the game but the Fantasy novels by Kim Newman are pretty good. I like Newman's anno dracula series , and his warhammer books are great vampire fiction.
2024-09-20 19:37

Heather VP

It was the Borderlands movie lol

Heather VP

Am Canadian but will answer on behalf of the pants (americans.) There is either one spigot with two handles, or one spigot with one handle. If one spigot two handles, handle on left is usually hot, spigot on right is usually cold. Turn left handle for hot hot hot. Turn right handle for cold cold cold. Turn both for lukewarm, adjust between both as needed. With one spigot one handle, the handle is like an x/y axis. X axis is temperature (left hot right cold) and y axis is flow rate (at 0 is no flow, forward is more flow.) Des riens 🙂

Bess Wisner

Gasp. Beth stars on 30 morbid minutes?! Yes please. 🥺

Felix Forrester

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: a spiritual prequel to The Matrix. Rewatch that movie with that lens in place, it's pretty shocking.

Lyndsey Penman

Out of all the cities in Western Europe to hang out in on your day off, picking Leeds is so funny to me (I’m from Leeds) 😂 Rec: Take the train 30 mins and go for afternoon tea at Betty’s in Harrogate!

Nyki Pastuszka

I actually named my cat 'Nibbler' even though she is a fluffy Grey Norwegian Forest cat, because she eats everything and her shit smelled like it could be rocket fuel when she first moved in. When I said Nibbler, her tail went straight up and that's been her ever since. :)

David Narum

When Arlo described himself he said "Arlo is a very good computer. Arlo runs very fast." This reminds me of Cookie from Fetch Quest who would constantly talk about how fast she is.

Alex

I thought of boondock saints immediately, and is still the movie I say is my favorite, unabashedly. So funny that he said it.

Sav and Landon

Has anyone conceptualized a “He Gets Us” ad but its Moth Jesus?

Tom Stift

I’m curious how Matt feels about Aaron Dempski Bowden’s 40k books

Eddy B

#votescam

UK fan (Dan)

Enjoy your time in Leeds - that’s my part of the world. Be aware that the accent is heavy. And I am looking forward to seeing you in London at the O2 along with my super excited daughter who is now a big fan.

Sophia

Eisenhorn series is how I got into warhammer shit, I also recommend that

Bam Nordentoft

I’ve never heard someone burn another human being that badly using the Dewey Decimal System

mandy

You guys should watch Reefer Madness the musical. Some catchy tunes

AIELIF

What was that last podcast Anthony Recommended?

Obi

Matts poison ivy joke is possibly the most unhinged and hilarious sentence I’ve ever heard anyone say

Jessica Arthur

This is not the first time Beth has mentioned Repo! and I greatly appreciate. I have a fabulous Repo tattoo and it's one of mine and my parents favorites to watch. Honestly, I just love bad movies.

Shortbus Thug

Nadia and Nandor? You really gonna split up Nadia and Laszlo like that? Anthony needs a third cat

Tony Loch

I find the idea of everyone but Freddie upgrading their rigs hysterical. My best friends have the problem of “I’ll do it if you do it”, so the concept of everyone actively telling you to not and then doing it is super funny to me.

Skye the Bi

That movie was so strange

Jessica Arthur

Hyper sexual goth rock opera. So iconic. It's always weird explaining it to people that aren't familiar.

Wesley Morse

So are they deleting the episodes after the season 3 finale?😅

Ryan Stripling

The xenos books on Spotify are in German🫣

D3monicWolf

I will never forgive Freddie for not giving us Tony Cat

Arson Nikola

Anytime I’m watching anything new and I see there is a pet I will go to www.doesthedogdie.com immediately. I haven’t been bamboozled by intense emotional distress via fiction animal death in years so I’ll keep that up.