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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 14 - The Bigfoot Contessa (Patreon)

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2024-12-03 17:00:13
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The ‘Screams (and Blake) make Big Moves, meet some Big Feet, and slap a Big Jerk right in his nerdy Nazi face.

This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.  

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Charles penney

Looking forward to another great Blake moment

J.S.

*sees titles* Ah, gonna be a banger, huh?

TacticianSolrac

Heck yeah, new episode on my bday let’s go!

Quito Ollero

Jesus, the entire intro is killing me! I was about to walk my dogs, but they are patiently waiting with their leashes by the door because I’ve been laughing too hard and too loudly to step outside!

Chess

Subtle sound design but I fucking love the typewriter sounds when everyone is typing that's so good

Savon Thompson

If there’s a sign in the Bigfoot city that says “Children of the Night” RUN and then kill Will for unleashing those horrors

C Buff

People fart when they poop?

withinmyself

Will is right. A courtesy flush is used in a place where other people can hear you so you flush while pooping. I learned this in jail. 👾

withinmyself

3 firsts and an eighth. Sounds like the title of a book about human trafficking and drug abuse. Happy Tuesday!

withinmyself

I liked John Carter . . Did people not like that movie?

Dan Lott

I'm here for the butter

Jaime Timesamillion

If you didn't understand Anthony's Lindsay Graham reference, immediately forget he said anything and move on with your life

Jacey Anderson

Not my nebraskan 3rd generation Swedish ass yelling "ITS LUTEFISK!!" About the stinky fermented fish

Joshua Johnso

Im loving the longer episodes btw

Richard Trauma

I’m sorry Beth said what about The Northman?

ChunkyZebra

But are we going to see francis' amazing artwork?

Jenna Norman

Real gangsters run red lights 😂😂😂

Úlfdís

It depends on how much you liked the books and how attached emotionally attached to them you are. I love the books before the movie, but found them as an adult, shortly before the movie came out so i was very excited. i thought the movie was a fun enough romp even with the changes. Tho imo the whole series would make a better fully animated film or animae than live action/cgi

Alex Podcast

V button to poll people who don't fart when they poop

C Buff

I didnt know people made sound until this

Rob Gibbons

It takes Kelsey 5 whole turns to pinch a loaf?

Rob Gibbons

Surströmming is somehow worse.

Nick

Does this mean that everyone in the group is like 1,000 years or more older because of how time works?

Ryan Bennis

Never thought I would get people with a lot of moles representation in a podcast, but I'm here for it.

Pamphleteer

"I didn't hear because I was screaming." The dndads story!

Laura

Yay new episode! Please show the drawing francis made!

Halophyte

Okay so I have to share thanks Matt's fact. When I went vegan...high fiber...im telling you the shits are amazing. I'm talking 30 seconds, nothing but net pez dispenser shits. And they're massive. I weighed myself before and after once, 4.4 lbs.

Chaos_

When are the swamp guys going to recognize Blake as the Messiah! Their resistance guarding the ancient bone throne!

Ralph

Really excited for “The Peach Pit” next week because wtf was that intro? What was the banging? I swear I listened to the last episode 4 times 😂 (yessssss I’m in a bit of a depressed state and the Daddies are my comfort media lol) 😂

Ralph

Matt’s, “Okay,” to Beth’s Peachy Fact was as much a sniper shot as his, “That was funny… I laughed,” from last season 😂

Golden_Grimm

Loving the concept of what project heartland is doing, but man so much flooding. The poor plumbing here

Daniel B

Anthony saying No! After a know roll gets me everytime. So happy he is a PC now. 😂

Ralph

Anthony at the 37:47 mark with that “Oh my god.” Was honestly the meanest and best thing I have ever heard from this group. Especially with how much Will tortured Anthony in Season 1 with ridiculous Henry-ism… it’s perfection.

Ace Hutson

Matt is going to pick revive and revive freddie's old character that I forgot the name of

Silent H

as a fellow vegan, I find it impossible that Anthony doesn’t fart when he poops. It sounds like a tuba solo every time i’m on the toilet

zo perry

i was wondering the same thing, my current theory is that it’s milton, who kelsey knows was abducted by the anderson gang like… five episodes ago? and has not been heard from since 😂 hope the lil guy’s okay

Ralph

Omg! You’re right! Milton makes so much sense, and our favorite forgetful improvisers have completely forgotten about the poor boy. Evidence by the, “We’ve received items?!?” this episode 😂😂

Zander Gibney

If I had a nickel for every time a DnDads season’s character group starts being referred to along the lines of “The Party + Freddie’s character” I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

I hate Italians

freddy's just the main character. Your gonna have a lot more nickels soon my friend.

Fia

SURSTRÖMMING LMAOOO

B. J. Boyd

I laughed harder at this episode than I have in quite a while. The plot of this episode was not particularly funnier than any other (still good), but the banter and one-liners were top tier. Everyone was on point.

Rob Gibbons

Just don’t push mole 2.

Tannictor

This is how we find out why anthony is the most relaxed high strung person. He can make silent poops.

Linda Pozen

I feel like I missed something…what was the sound in the intro that sounded like someone banging their fist and muffled yelling referencing?

Tannictor

"You wont fill up on it either". Nice!

James Brown

what a boring Trudy fact compared to previous facts.

ZoeyIsGay

Probs the scientist dude trying to get someone’s attention when he first got trapped

Linda Pozen

Oooohhhh okay makes sense! I was really overthinking it 😂

Daniel Roberts

8 min in and I've already almost fallen of something from laughter. Good gawd Anthony

The Pissler

“What are these bones over here” “Shut up don’t worry about that shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up”

Logan

Blake lively reminds me of Mac’s disguise from s7 e9 of always sunny in Philadelphia

Alex

What’s with that dig at The Northman? “That movie that we saw and we hated it” you fucking kidding me? The Northman was dope?!

Bearonavirus

I agree it was amazing but saw through the veil of it just being Nordic Lion King (but also Macbeth if you're pretentious enough to correct me or from the 17th century) like 5 minutes in

Alex

I mean, it’s literally supposed to be THE story that inspired Hamlet.

jeans parmesan

Keep every episode 90+ minutes please and thank you, you guys are killing it

Bearonavirus

Anthony's quest to derail the campaign is just making himself and Francis look more unhinged with each episode

Bearonavirus

So at least in two different seasons, Beth's character shits themselves lmao

Halophyte

Gotta get that butter

George

Why do people pay money to say this kinda shit?

Kitt

I wanna see Anthony’s beautiful artwork

LilacIris

These Peachy facts..... I could have had just those released and been satisfied with the drop haha

Tim Roberts

Between Anthony playing his Steamdeck and Matt trying to rush and bulldoze scenes, are you guys still enjoying this season? This season has been fun and different, but it seems like a couple folks have checked out of the campaign a bit. Not trying to be a downer, but just an observation about this season. Will, you're doing awesome running.

zo perry

anthony’s “oh my god” as will starts the story of the two tribes was such a perfect kill shot to the heart of a dm. hilarious but so hurtful i would’ve packed up my notes right then and there 😂 more power to ya will, you’re a stronger man than i.

Samuel P. Patreon

What if we could submit spell ideas for Kelsey’s grimoire? That’d be fun

Emily L

Anthony not farting when he takes a shit is more offensive to me than Dad Save America ever will be 😭🤣

Brady Hill

So this is the forgotten Realms right? Like the time differences and stuff? This is like ancient Forgotten Realms.

Arkole Blake

Missed opportunity by Matt to have Kelsey step outside and study the spell book for a month or so while the others stayed in the op center and doubled tapped the speed button to skip ahead.

Sie

Has Matt said how tall Kelsey Grammer is? In my head she's basically the same size as Matt. 😆

William69

As the ambassador for the Swedish people, we accept Blake Lively even if his accent isnt very good!

Dvds

I've been really enjoying this season so far, but I feel for some of the players there is more of a focus on subverting expectation and interrupting other peoples scenes then actually getting immersed in the story. I know that's what dungeons and daddies is, but sometimes it'd be nice to explore the story like at the start of the season.

Emanuel

Lmao, they could spend the rest of the season here and still make it back in time for dinner.

iGuessImHereNow _

Do not eat while listening to the first 9.5 minutes, learned from experience

Morgan D

I rarely fart when i poop... Team Anthony

Shannon

Yes Kelsey I also stole from the lost and found! 😅

James Brown

I like voicing my opinion as much as the next person? I don't think I'm being outlandish. It fell so short compared to the previous fact which was a banger. Can't win 'em all though.

Pesty Lucas

This season actually was by far my favorite, I love the story and I feel like they’re much more in their element in call of Cthulhu, and I’m kinda bummed that they seem to be trying to blast through it at light speed, I wish they would just do a full proper season of it..

Not Grandma

For the life of me I can’t understand what Anthony is saying at 30:30.

Bearonavirus

"Any port in the storm?" "Any party's important?" "Any part is a start?" Idk either

Not Grandma

Any port in a storm I think.

Bradley Popp

Any port in a storm. Like he'd be willing to fuck the big foot

Joshua Morales

Couldn't yall just left Trudy out of the bunker, since she's a robot and doesn't age. Hopefully she wouldn't rust away and could've lived throughout the Bigfoot people's lifetime

Jason Garrett

I'm with Anthony for I have too earned my Red Wings!

Bell Train

Love listening to this podcast on my free time... started this episode on my lunch break. . . That first 10 min of toilet talk killed me 😅😅😅😅

geno

The Sasquatch people spoke English again?! THEY READ THE ALPHABET BOOK! IT WORKED!!

Tannictor

for some reason when I listen to this i picture them in my mind dressed as these characters. so yeah I imagine Kelsey is just mat in a wig and a dress lol.

Darklysalted15

Anthony activates decepti0n when he uses the bathroom

George

Wait a minute, this is just the technologically adapted form of the time dialation in the forgotten realms, yeah! That's awesome!

George

Yeah, I've come to a point of accepting Tony Colette ain't coming back and I'm really starting to love Blake Lively

George

I will say, this is, from what I remember, quite the change of pace from previous seasons, where the story mostly follows Will and the characters build on each other while mostly accepting the direction of the pathways set out for them. It's cool, and I look forward to more of it, but a guilty pleasure of mine hides away, hoping for the gang to absolutely fuck Will's story up or to abuse one of his mechanics in a very tactically advantageous manner, one that would make Will really have to make something up for the group or make him sit back and see what happens among them, sprinkling in his own touch of chaos to the mix. The trex vs robot scene is a good example of that!

George

Wild shit from Anthony Burch there in the deleted scenes, DAMMMMM

John Tankersley

I absolutely love this episode title. I wonder how many of the core demo for this podcast don’t get the reference? I feel like you have to be a certain age to know who Ina Garten is? Anyway, I really like this title! Maybe that will be the name of Freddie’s third character this campaign.

Tyler Horihan

Glad we've graduated from piss jokes to shit jokes

Daniel Roberts

When I first started this journey I thought " geez Anthony seems like the type of bloke you'd take home to your parents"....... Dudes a villian

King Anvl

“I can take him until he forgets the trauma you inflicted upon him” Is a personal stab to the heart

Mr. N. Hacksaw

Hell, he could have started during the ride to the bunker. Two days of leisure -- don't tell me Kelsey wouldn't have wanted to read something in down time like that.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

By getting increasingly buff until the muscles all along your body just pop, or something

King Anvl

C3PO with the Ewoks

King Anvl

And one has tummy troubles

King Anvl

And be very concerned if the eye party mole works on you

Charlie Karls

Spoken like men who have never done a courtesy flush... Ever

Kimberly

1:14:00 Will mentions a hole in the sky… the theme song mentions a hole in the stars in Peachyville…

Max Wilson

What if Peachyville is ALSO in a microverse?

Patrick Morris

Wait has Will always said jury rigged, instead of Jerry rigged to describe something being mechanically improvised?

Jasper Hulme

will your story rocks don't let then get to you lmao

Elizabeth Romero

Anthony with the "if your nasty" is so underrated lol

RangotheWizard

Literally thought the same thing, specially the theme song hole in the stars..? 🤨

Thomas MacLean

Second Beth may character to shit their pants 😂

Leah Kathleen

post the anthony drill drawing !!

Virgil_dendrict

Ngl when I heard the two tribes I thought the fire nation was gonna attack

Paula M

I think that was the joke

Tyler

So the bigfoots are the clans from The Great Divide episode of Avatar

CaptainLoser

As punishment for dying, Freddy should be forced to catch up on facts for Blake Lively until parity with the other players

Kimberly

Potentially spoilery: There’s a hole in the stars and ARLO mentioned that something smells bad below the town— maybe a drain? Plus he mentions that there’s a “Day of the Hole” coming

Lucas

Mole #1 should make her pee #2 - poop #3 (1 + 2) - diarrhea #4 - puke

AutumnBeFallin

I am LOVING the whole “mini world” stuff

Devon Willingham

I was really with Matt this episode. I also thought the courtesy flush was so you don’t clog it and I also immediately thought John Carter about the horses. I also thought avatar tho.

Raccoon_Coded

"Real gangsta's run red lights" absolutely sent me 😂

Jiggly Cyanide

Can we get some more of that sweet sweet dad hammer

I hate Italians

The crew should have pulled some aang gaslighting from that one episode where he tricks those clans into thinking their centuries long war was based on a soccer game

King Humble

It's ok. That CEO is done aging.

Jay the Crab Man

We always learn so much about these beautiful people during the intro facts, especially Anthony

Jay the Crab Man

“Excrement Swamp” sounds like a middle schooler’s emo band

Beck

Will, have you seen the freezer episode of love, death, and robots? I’d recommend it if not!! Kind of a similar concept!

Moogle Bop

Anyone listen to Paul shapera? I heard “mountains to the west,” and I could only hear Raven’s voice, “Mountains to the west my ass!” I love this season. Will is a fantastic storyteller.

Beck

Hadn’t Blake not seen Trudy’s meat brain before?

Connor

Currently in Japan for my Honeymoon, and idk if any of yall know but it’s very very very quiet on the subways. Well let’s just say my AirPods were connected to my wife’s phone when I put them in and it took about 10 seconds for me to realize yall were full blast on the Japanese subway. I’m glad a top 3 most embarrassing moment for me had you guys involved 😭

Finley Brown

which Shapera thing is this from? I love Dolls of New Albion

Sofia Maz

Why does Freddies accent change every episode 😂

Moogle Bop

It’s from the Ballad of Lost Hallow Act 2! Aka, Uncle Raven’s Super Happy Funtime Carnival xD

Caramelly

Yes! Have seen some people that the concept of that episode is ridiculous but that's the whole point!

Caramelly

Yeah, one of those moments you notice a bunch of people experience this specific thing differently but ya know it just never came up

CacheBooks

If you can dodge a stick you can dodge a spear!

Aleksandra Panfilova

So... Will specifically told the players this "if history was a clock" thing during the intro to hint at the fact that 1000 years is A LOT for the development of a civilization after a certain threshold... And they still did what they did 🤣🤣🤣

Jay the Crab Man

He’s seen a lot of crazy shit 🤣 But no they did a thing last episode explaining to him that she was a robot… so maybe that was it?

marmot

I think you can hear Freddy's cat at 3:07!! 😻

The Brothers LEE

I feel like beths trudy fact this week is a set up for next episodes fact

Austin Zearfoss

Trudy definitely has to have a mole that turns her hand into a mace or sword from one of the other civilizations Tucker ran.

dickaxe

The longer this podcast keeps going, the more frequent the toilet humor has become. I'm here for it lol

KayTissleeping

I thought about Milton being kidnapped. If thats the case, Britannica is really working overtime for her friends. If that's not the case, Britannica is still working overtime.

dickaxe

Right? He needs to catch up on his character development lol

dickaxe

I see how that come across, but I think they're just more comfortable now and they're having more fun and being less serious. You get the same vibe from the mini campaigns. Maybe its CoC too.

dickaxe

My parasocial delusion is that Anthony the player is a completely different person than Anthony the DM 😂

dickaxe

This season needs a vid feed, except it's just Wills face. Gosh I can't even imagine 😂 He just gets quiet on mic

dickaxe

Will's DM style reminds me of Henry Oak's parenting style

Daniel Roberts

Completely likes he's able to box dm Anthony away. Player Anthony is far more diabolical

Lance Wells

After 2 years of off and on listening I’ve caught up. what do I do now?

Tommeh!

Start over! I do it all the time

Tommeh!

Trudy needs a boomstick hand

dickaxe

Wait, I don't think anyone else knew Frances was the gunman.

J.upit.er

Kelley be yearning for a learning

Dogymaiden

Non-vegan, i also do not fart when the load is dropped

James Moretti

Anyone else think the other race that they "didn't suspect" are going to be evolved from Blake's poop?

TristanMB

I feel that way about the entire season tbh. Very little effort from the players to explore Will's story. They're more focused on playing out their individual jokes than advancing the plot.

TristanMB

I disagree that they are more in their element. They are doing very little to utilize the system and just relying on Will to keep them on the trail. Without his extensive hand-holding, they would have been stuck a long time ago. This is not the system or genre for them as a group.

IllustriousNobody

anthony is a hero for not being grossed out by period sex

Gabe Leonard

I'm really loving Freddie's new character. It must have been tough to let Tony go, but his death was so fitting, and Blake is hilarious so far!

Charleen Lamphere

Omg I've used Scarlet Fury as my online name for years and never thought to connect it to T.O.M. 🤣 I'll never think of it the same. That was awesome

Charleen Lamphere

I may have to turn Anthony saying my Scarlet Fury into my new Discord entrance sound 😂

Trinity Shew

Yes, and I imagine he says it because that is what jury-rigged means. To put something together out of any materials on hand, whereas jerry-rigged means cheaply or poorly built.

Patrick Morris

Wow, honestly I was thinking it was a malapropism I didn't realize they had two definitions. I've always said Jerry rigged to mean something improvised not necessarily to mean cheap or poorly built.

Lukeoftheirish

“Every mole is reachable with friends” needs to be a bumper sticker

Han Kim

14 episodes in and this season still hasn't grown on me :(

EllieKatherine

This season is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Iconic

Jared L

I am in love with this season so far, just catching up and it is great

Athena Cloud

oh no i think i figured out a terrible truth about Peachyville

Khaos Crowe

Fkn Anthony kills me!!! "real gangsters run red lights!" 😂 😂

Daniel Calhoun-Munster

Man at first I was a bit concerned with the way the main story was going and I mean idk how it connects yet but I’m really loving it

Marcus Selliken

I love that not even Will went "Wait, we have the Rosetta Stone, and no one speaks Ancient Egyptian".

Hardon of Akkok

Beth saying they all hated The Northman gave me whiplash. Hamlet with vikings kicked ass.

Sebastian Ma

Did anybody else’s audio suddenly change at 1:18:00 mark ish? Or is it my AirPods acting up

Erika Philby

How do you submit names? Dumb question I’m so behind bjt for the next season I’d like to know

Marissa Y.

There's a link in the pinned post on Patreon!

Marissa Y.

The whole conversation between the sasquatch throwing a spear at Francis ☠️☠️☠️

AC Brown

I love matt but sometimes I have to turn the podcast off when he bulldozes other people’s ideas/rp for the sake of his own. I’ve noticed he tends to interrupt the other players and then executes his ideas without talking to anyone. I wish the other members of the party had more screen time

Clark

I really want to know the full world building will cooked up for this micro world but it’s getting really really tiring to hear matt and Antony just shouting over will. Really hoping they dial it down but I doubt they will if the comments on each episode are anything to go by

Anthony cadena

In the intro, was is that muffled high pitch audio?!

Aedan

Yeah I agree. I've been struggling to push through this season because they can't seem to take anything seriously. In Call of Cthulhu I do want some serious tone in between the jokes

Silent H

this time travel stasis chamber stuff makes no sense

Guus Van Rens

This feels like the rick and Morty episode about the car battery