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Welcome to the second installment of DADHAMMER 40,000 - our newest Patreon bonus mini series where Matt is using the Warhammer 40,000 Wrath and Glory system to guide us through the cruelest and bloodiest world imaginable.

If you haven't heard Episode One, you can find it here!

EXTERMINATUS! Episode two begins as Navis IV is mere days away from annihilation, and the colony's two surviving members are pursuing the mysterious traitor into the bowels of the Space Hulk. Will they find a way off of this forsaken planet? Is the Foul Taint of the Warp responsible for this madness? And who the hell are Freddie and Will going to play!?

This episode contains Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content, and Violence Towards Children.

Episode Three is here!

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Gmork

It's a grim, dark Christmas miracle!

Gmork

"And the Emperor bless us, one and all!"

Rebecca S

MERRY HOLIDAYS to us!!!

Lizby

YES gonna bake the fuck outta these cookies now

Jax

God does exist! Merry Christmas!

Cree

Christmas is saved

Bev Bressette

Perfect, early Christmas present

goose

This is the best Christmas gift I could of ever given. I have relostened to the first episode so many times. Matt is so good. They are ALL so good. This group has kept me going for a while now with their laughter and sense of safety they bring to any environment or story. Safe to be you no matter what.

Dahveed

Oh hell yeah. I just got done listening to episode 1 for the 12th time I swear

Will Shafer

This is the real Christmas gift

Timmy

In the grim dark future, the daddies bring us joy

Lienisaur

YES MATT i love the enthousiasm

Jossan

YES!

Gwendolyn Hammer

Content on Christmas Eve? Thanks guys!! You're my bestest parasocial friends!

k0nami_kid

BLOOD* FOR THE BLOOD GOD** *a little treat **me

Ashton Nave

I thought after last episode they would just scrap this because half the cast died, but I’m happy for more!

Leo Hall

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!

Seth Kay

FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG

Adam Thirion

A new DaDHAMMER! A Christmas miracle!!!!

C

I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS !!!!

Ian Grigor

Great Christmas present

Andrew

Huzzah!

Samantha Mann

Yaaaay, thank you for the Xmas present, Daddies!

Anna Deas

Merry Christmas Daddies! 🎄✨

Samwise

Truly a Christmas miracle that puts Dickens to shame!!

Mark Evans

Happy Christmas everyone!

Tom Pence

Daddy holidads y'all!

Yo Ho Ho

Merry Christmas!

Alvin Bo Balvin

Oh my goodness the theme music is SO GOOD! "DAD HAM MER!"

Austin Darnell

CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY

Lisa Carranza

Yes!!!! The perfect Christmas gift!!❤️

ketchup kola

CMON GUYS. How are my gifts even gonna compare now.

mansocksjr

Oh my God destiny 2 mentioned

Kim

I really like Matt as DM in this universe, and Freddie’s DAD HAMMER VOICE” is epic..!

Jordan Penn

Help Battle Brother! I’m Stuck!

Mack Jacy

Merry Christmas! Thank you daddies for this gift

LilacIris

Best Christmas gift ever!!

Bearonavirus

56:20 not Anthony adding insult to Will's injury by calling back to Will forgetting to use survival

Adrian

Got 'im good by THAT BLOOD TRAIL OVER THERE damn Matt, you're killin' it

Edward Violahands

shit y'all made me realize I like Warhammer. Any recs on where to start reading the novelizations? (from anyone, not just the Daddies)

Edward Violahands

although if Matt posts his novelization recs I would be very pleased!

Schuyler

Crusade of Armageddon slaps if you want just pure space marine fun

Edward Violahands

sick, I'll have to check it out. I was able to find a copy of Horus Rising to listen to while I catch up on domestic tasks - nothing pairs with dirty dishes like galactic warfare lol

Jeff Burns

I literally just finished Horus Rising yesterday I’m so hype

Jeff Burns

Horus Heresy, was hooked 100 pages into book 1

Hashtaggles

I love warhammer now but for now I refuse to get into the minis cuz I’m poor. I’m about to start the second book of HH

Yaboyscuttle

If the final opening bit isn't the fiver voice actor leading into Matt monologueing I'm gonna riot

Avenue

all this talk about dude wipes in the peach pit made me wonder if they should partner with warhammer to help purge the foul taint of the warp

Aaron Hayden

I hope to see "A Dick is Flammable" and other poems by Beth May in stores soon.

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

The openings to these are my absolute favorite. I think this is my favorite side series.

FriesischeKuh

Read Xenos by Dan Abnett. Eisenhorn series is a good introduction!

Creekie05

Now will and Beth’s character is master blaster from thunderdome

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

Also I love that the episodes warnings are always going to have “Violence against Children” because Anthony decided to play a 9 year old (he’s my favorite character)

Rúnar Jóhannesson

As someone who is a dedicated fan of the game, hobby and lore of 40k I love this! Its a delight that Matt is such a huge 40k fan and its heartwarming how everybody is generally well versed on the basics. Well done guys! Matt! If you ever find yourself in northern iceland I’ll lend you an army and we’ll play 😄

Morgan D

Brothhherrr brothhheerrr

Morgan D

Im sure the new space marine secret level on prime copied the first pod episode with the hole part!? Matt IS writing for GW and not getting paid, so the same as a GW employee. 😜

Morgan D

If you just want a taster, grab a codex from gw (or second hand) they have the game rules but are full of stories and lore.

Ethan

I love that Anthony is complaining about how Freddie and Will built their characters but he’s a 9 year old with seven dice for intimidation

Jackie

Is the voice actor from the opening one of the jurors in Glenn’s trial? I swear I’ve heard it before

Rj

Matt missed the opportunity to call them CoxWalkers since they have extra appendages 😂

Brian Bookmiller

Omg- this is hysterical….you need a full season of this

Juan sandoval

Look at warhammer kill team, great way to get into it without having to spend so much .

Emma C

"like where the secret tape is in Tony Hawk's pro skater 2?!" Yes Beth, that is EXACTLY what I was imagining!

Joe Monson

Who would have thought the most dangerous being in the grim dark future would be a 9 year old who knows no fear.

Alvin Bo Balvin

Ugh this is so good. This is the funniest thing they've ever done, brother.

Yadi bo Body

I forgot about the names until they were said dramatically 😂

Katherine Armstrong

Anyone getting "wolf" from futureman with the step brothers?? Lol

Jackie

Paeden has risen once more to save all of us

lizardqueen6969

The Freddie/Will bromance is something we should have more of in all of our lives

Anthony Vetrano

SO thrilled that Beth and Anthony’s characters made it to this episode, and this is by far my fave Dungeons and Daddies gay love story by far!

Vincent Brown

Who’s here in 2025 distracting themselves from the slog of reading False Gods because their partner got them a load of the HH books for Christmas (cos of this podcast) and the first was great so you ripped through it but this one’s terrible?

PuppyCrusher

This is my fav bonus series so far. All of the players are getting some of their best work. I did want to call out Matt. I think he is doing amazing as a DM. Letting the player be rowdy and not harshing the vibe, but also very smoothly bringing the team back to the narrative.

randomHau5

This post right here, Inquisitor.

kenny

I love this dadhammer 4K Special episode two when they meet those two space mines

Ian Francis

This intro has no right going this hard 😭 i love this mini-series so much.

Mizzle

Only just listened to Kingdom Dad monster and now this and Matt honestly nails DMing these games gawd damn

Teehea

I cannot believe these are the new characters.

Runnin' Ryden

Can we please see photos of the painted miniatures?

Devon Willingham

This very well could be my favorite Will, Freddy, and Anthony characters.

Alice Mac

Primark is a cheap shop filled with sweatshop clothes in Europe. Love the idea the Emperor was the founder 😂

Lea

drop the intro song (and the one for KDM too) please

Tinyhumanbrain76

“I love the grim dark of the future” HAHAHA PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE —-

Mad Seb

So much Grim Dark it's wickedly none heretical. (almost 😂)

Mad Seb

Plus I really need those musical cues. Very epic

Tinyhumanbrain76

I do really want more episodes instead of 3…this is the new kingdom death monster bc this is so good TLDR: haha made me laugh a lot, i want more episodes. Not just the mini series.

Phancy

Alright, is the whole “wickedly talented” reference from the Take It With You podcast?

Daniel Martinez

I hope Lord Sanguinous Tyler survives and we get more adventures with him as he climbs the Space Marine ladder.

Em Kloss

No it’s a reference to an oscar show where John Travolta introduced Idina Menzel as the “the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem”.

Lord Arrogance

Hmmm gotta say don’t enjoy the new characters as much though. Shame that

Fido

Y'know, they say when you start a Warhammer 40K game, you should dig two holes...

Lav

This is the grim dark future liberals want

Aida Alibek

And here I am… trying to figure out if it is some sort of anagram for Idina Menzel, but I’m just not hearing Will clearly enough! 😅😅😅😅😅 FML

LiteWRK

What am I doing at a bus stop if I have my car and it’s raining? And I wouldn’t know the loml is there, so I wouldn’t be there to see any of them 😂

yaboihesh

I love freddie and wills characters that's what they get for just abandoning them to death 🤣

Bob Jennings

You can't get three people in the car? What, are you driving a Corvette? 🤣

Mike Hawk

“I used to do CrossFit but I’m not Christian anymore” is so fucking funny

CmdrbladeandEmberKnight

Beth talking in character about her hypothetical love of her life and Freddie saying “oh so we’re playing never have I ever” sENT ME

lucas klettl

Its hilarious beth and Anthony are so mad when Freddy and will just made characters they can't fuck over