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[The Peach Pit] S3 Ep. 16 - The Fall of the House of Tucker (Patreon)

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2025-01-21 23:30:02
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2025-07-12 22:14:05
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The Dad Crew sits down to talk about the latest episode of The Peachyville Horror!

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Octavia MacIsaac

Yay a new peach pit, to get us out of the pits of reality!

Natalie Rose

Everyone cringing at the mention of Milton tells me that he’s probably going to be played in a way that eventually makes me wish he’d stop appearing on screen… but that time has not come yet, I am VERY excited for more Milton. Will you better hold true to that promise (joke)

Namedafterabook

Sci fi goo chamber is another name for my butthole

Natalie Rose

YOOOOO ELITCH GARDENS MENTION that was like my childhood amusement park holy shit

Brendan Hinman

If you want D1000 I can make that no problem. D666 might be trickier I’ll have to do MATH

Rogzilla

“Hey Billy, what’s your favorite episode of the Peach Pit?” “I like the one where they read haikus for a loooooooong time!”

Amatiramisu

I read somewhere that it was explained taking damage in uncharted is actually a visual representation of Nathan's luck running out and he's not actually taking bullets for real until the one that drops him and i thought that was pretty cool

Drednot

I got this one nerf thing a while ago, it's a nerf nail bat. It's Stranger Things branded, but the thing that made me buy it was the fact that you could cock it like a shot gun! And the image of a silhouette, standing in shadow, a nail bat in hand, and then he COCKS THE NAIL BAT, just fucking killed me.

Traumagotchi

Brought up roller coasters and nobody even mentioned Cedar Point???

Bishibosh44

I have heard the same. Kind of a logical leap for Mr Drake, but it actually shifted how I think about HP and death saves in 5e.

Bishibosh44

Maybe you can just get 3d6 inside another object?

Brendan Hinman

Ha! Like, a big transparent lexan D6, (or some form of D18) which contains 3 D6?!

Maladapted

Will. I CALL UPON YOU DM. "Kill James Bond" is a podcast run by 3 trans English people (Abigail Thorne, November Kelly and Devon) who use the James Bond franchise as a window into masculinity colonialism and misogyny through the latter half of the twentieth century up to today. It's also a podcast about cum, transition, and 9/11. They have a bonus Cars 2 episode that's since been unlocked. It might engage with the Cars universe and your "opinions" in a way that scratches the itch

Sierra Dawson

I know this is out of most people's way, but if you're trying to find an amusement park with exilerating rides, I recommend silver dollar city in Missouri. I went on my first roller coaster there and it was so intense for tiny me that I didn't ride roller coasters for like 6 years. But yeah there are some good ones there

James Curtiss

Best six flags ride is twisted colossus.

Erika Salazar

As a central coast kid I am devasted by the fact the upcoming closure of California's Great America. It's such a fun theme park and the top gun rollercoaster is so fun

Cry

Didn’t know Beth wrote free verse poems. I like free verse too in the poems I write

Maria M

The dads take Will to Cars land MBIC when?

Kacey

No Cedar Point rep?!?!

pulled a muscle yearning

Beth at the pitch meeting: "How about Ross does the thing where it costs less" Don Draper: "Ross - Dress for less"

Adie G.

I'm so glad that there was some haiku defense in this Peach Pit because I was about to throw hands. Issa is the GOAT for haiku and you're missing out if you have not heard from one of the greats. Haiku sucks if your only exposure is to the 5/7/5 structure and not to the inherent connection to nature and minimalism. The poems picked were excellent. I highly suggest everyone try writing their own haikus but with less focus on the structure and more focus on the impact of words and layered meaning. The Snow is Melting by Issa is a great example of that in haiku. Rant over lol

Mitochondria

I look forward to will’s version of the theme song every episode

Jonathan Mandani

I am SO relieved to hear I am not the only one who has been struggling with the current state of poetry right now. Hearing Beth talk about some of her issues with poetry felt like she was ripping the same feelings from my head. And I don’t have a whole lot of “creative” friends I can discuss these things with so it’s validating and nice to hear her speak on these things.

JS

How I as Call of Cthulhu keeper usually handle it when there's a timeskip for characters to recover is give my players new sheets and start a small side adventure thats interlinked to the main one

Perkuse

Holy shit dude, freddie plays zomboid? They should stream that shit. Perfect game for gamer beth

CHenry

Anthony calling me out with the quiet comment, “I think we’ve isolated all of our blue collar listeners.”

FloridaManBearPig

Rip ride rockit is closing down in September, so if you wanna ride it again you better hurry down.

Matthew Wegley

Lay off him in the intro Freddie! I like it! It sets the scene

Patrick

Do the D1000 as a season where it's based on a casino heist

Brendan Randall

Tired of haikus? Try a Ketek! "A ketek is a form of holy Vorin poetry on Roshar which reads the same forward and backward (allowing for changes in verb form), and is also divisible into five sections, each of which also expresses a complete thought."- Stormlight Archive wiki

Matthew phillips

I’m right there with the cars thing. Never had a care until my kid got into it and then I got waaaaay to into the cars universe

Robbie Taylor

Growing up, we used “Peachie” as a censor for vagina. This whole season has been cursed

ADoubleEgg

Hell yeah, pure will accapela, the way it should be

Gmork

D&D Minus Season One had a recurring D10,000 roll. Every time Carl the Pugapegacorn (the familiar of one of the characters) died, that character rolled a D10,000 to determine what completely random punishment he'd incur.

pr1ncessbunn1

Episode where everyone goes to Disneyland? Please?

lovo

My thoughts exactly! HalloWeekends at cedar point seems right up Beth's alley!

lovo

I'm curious if you've been to Michigan's Adventure, Will? Talk about wooden rollercoasters that were fun as kids and then will shuffle around each vertebrae in your spine as an adult 😵‍💫!

Liz York

Didn’t Moth Jesus come out of a pod or something in the cave? Trudy healed there (beyond robot repairs), so I think Will can work in some magic healing goo without it seeming random or forced.

AlexDooMind

Curse of the Wererabbit scared the shi- outta me as a kid. Lol. Took me forever to watch abother Wallace and Gromit after that. It was my introduction to the whole universe 😂.

Sean McNichol

You do satanic panic and the D1000 is a cybernetic super-die that travels back in time to stop you from inventing dungeons and daddies.

kasmala

Great Peach Pit for an Orlando listener lol, Aerosmith + Ripride rocket were my faves. They also redid the Mummy ride @ Universal

Dominic Mitchell

I have a “nerf” gun it shoots jello shots

Dominic Mitchell

Yall could also instead of doing a D1000 be a bdsm podcast instead

jen Rogue

I would love if little star wars creatures pop up in the lqnd. They have sounds in the land already

LilacIris

Listened to "The Lovecraft tapes" and time skips between arcs was how they went about healing up between arcs, though I don't know if that fits with what you are planning. Also as someone else that grew up Disney but is having trouble these days I totally get what you're saying. I feel like there is less "tricks" and more about projections and tech and less about storytelling.

Jazmin Helzer

“Everyyybodyyyy… knots knots knots!”

Jensen D

Last summer I tried going on rip ride rockit and we had to get off twice due to technical difficulties and weather, but I got comped a fast pass lol.

Shawn Mc Bride

Tiana's exactly the same ride they changed nothing about the ride itself it's just a rescin of splash I don't know what you are talking about.

PACMANLORD 420

1. So I gotta say whenever you come back to ny state you gotta visit sylvan beach ny they have the oldest roller coster in ny state and it's still operational i think it's like 5 bucks to ride. 2. (Six flags horor story )Me and my wife and two friends went to darien lake for there Halloween event and we went on the swing ride that was 400ft tall Now was scared at first because it's 400 feet and I get anxiety with some heights but we went on it at least 5 times towards the end of the day we decided one more time to go on it. we'll I'm not trying to fat shame or anything here but this women who was probably 400 pounds idk what the weight limit is but I've road it more then enough to just know when somethings wrong And it was just giving me final destination signs 1st- her seat belt wouldn't click took 3 people to click it in 2nd- as we went up it sounded like the ride was struggling to be lifted 3rd -when we started spinning nothing but gears grinding and just horrible noises then everyone on my side of the ride is screaming and freaking out. Not only did the ride not go for as long as it should but when they stopped it everyone that was under us could hear the grinding and they shut it down right after it was the scariest experience ever had at a amusement park and will never ride again

Tim McClune

Freddy just became my best friend because of the Rip Ride Rocket callout. My favorite coaster of all time!

Bearonavirus

Is there somewhere we can get character sheets of any of the characters from any of the seasons?

GoblinGuy

This!! Would love to see the actual character sheets for all our favourite heathens. Would probably make fan works more accurate and detailed too since there wouldn’t be as much guessing of details

Cailin Humphrys

I've never crushed as hard on someone I've never met before as I do on Freddie 😆 so damn funny.

Say it

Culinary class war is awesome

Samuel Davis

PLEASE give us Cars talk. It was my childhood movie and I need the Cars discourse

Joe Oakley

As the son of an Italian immigrant, what Italians are saying they don't eat bread with their pasta?! You're gonna let that good sauce go to waste? My Nonno and Nonna would beg to differ.

Gamug

As an Italian, you eat the pasta normally and then you do the scarpetta with the remaining sauce at the end. You don’t put the spaghetti on the bread unless you are a maniac.

Joe Oakley

I should have been more specific, yes that is exactly how it's done. Noodle sandwich is definitely madman energy.

Devon Willingham

I love Disney rides but my all time favorite roller coaster has to be the Mr Freeze at six flags, which I think Freddy would love cuz it’s one of those rides that stops and then goes super fast. Followed very closely by rise of the resistance. Also I don’t know how bad Beth’s anxiety is but you should look into the attractions access pass. Or just go and get a IAC from IBCCES. This gives you free fast passes for any park in California and almost anywhere in America. They’re super easy to get. You can get one for having adhd. I usually just go up to the guest services at any park and ask about a disability pass. I have anxiety and have a hard time in crowds.

Goob Zone

I made spaghetti with meat sauce and garlic bread. Then I blended the spaghetti with meat sauce. Then I put that spaghetti puree on top of the garlic bread. It was glorious.

Matt Bond

Rip ride rocket is the best. I picked kickstart my heart!!

Wildshaping

Grant Howitt’s Rapid and the Righteous is just waiting for them to do a Cars universe game

Evan Cordero

The Griffon from Busch Gardens is super fast, has lots of loops and has one drop where you hang over the drop for a little and feel gravity set in before you are legitimately dropped. I went on it in high school and it is still my favorite coaster to this day. Also, I believe Kingda Ka is being taken down because it breaks down too much. Especially with Zumanjaro in the middle. Pretty sure if one breaks they have to often close both

Shannon

I would DIE if you did a Satanic Panic campaign.

Definitely_Mac

I love a subtle Stargate reference 👍🏾 Hey Anthony, Thanks!

Max Wilson

Checking your prostate is very important. For those who need to learn. When you’re feeling down there. If you feel lumps on the boys, go see your doctor! If it’s smooth all around them, you’re good.

Dakota Fontenot

I'm a mechanic because of that movie lol, I'm absolutely with you

Toasty

Per the devs, Drake doesn’t get shot in Uncharted. The red around the screen is his luck running out until he takes the actual bullet and dies.

Max Wilson

Culinary Class Wars on Netflix that Freddie talked about, is basically real life Food Wars. There’s even a Sunraku from Shangra La anime. 🤣

Emily Wazowski

Pls do a Rollercoaster 🎢 bonus episode!!

Dustin

🚨Command and Conquer mentioned🚨

Gabriel Becerra

D1000 = 3 d10s, one for the ones, one for the tens, one for the hundreds. D10^n = nd10

Alex

I didn’t care for the Star Wars chat coming back. “Star Wars is pretty much dead to me.” Oh is it? Is it really? Shut up 🙄😒

Boromir_Sugar

Absolutely love Aardman! Did my stop motion animation placement with them in Bristol and it was so awesome to see behind the curtain

Patrick Morris

Bummed about splash mountain. I had never been to a theme park before so I went to one called enchanted forest here in Oregon and did the log ride there. The experience was a little different than how they described splash mountain but not much, you don't get some cool story while youre on the ride. You could see the big drop at the beginning of the ride and I thought that didn't seem that bad, and then halfway through you go down a small drop which scared me once it dawned on me that wasn't even the final one. Building that anticipation is really the memorable part of rides like that. Bummer they nerfed it like they did.

Mitochondria

When Will mentioned old rickety wood roller coasters I thought he was gonna mention Denver’s lakeside amusement park, which has seen… better days

Sabrina Saylor

i was keeping it together at work and the D10000 broke me oh my god. perfect. absolutely perfect.

Laura H

Here's the kicker Will, if you want to introduce your child to a franchise, but you know the later movies are mid, just show them the first! Don't bring up that more exist. The first cars movie is A tier, I don't mind when my kid wants to watch it 7 times. But he doesn't need to know there's like a bazillion more. Not yet, anyway.

Arthur Williams

Battlefield 1 was peak, and this WW1 slander won't be tolerated!!!

Parker

Denver still does have the Twister 2! But they just sold the park so they're relocating apparently.

brendan!

unrelated to this ep but my roommate who i converted to be an avid dndads fan like me just went “wait … normal was a cleric???” anyways i love the show <33 that is all

James Brown

10 10 10? How’s that work. Genuinely asking.

Alice Mac

It's wild to me how much Americans love Wallace and Gromit, as someone from England 😂

Marcus Heil

This show has made me laugh many times, but I think the hardest I've laughed in a while was when y'all had a whole conversation about poetry and then said "we're such a cultured podcast" before immediately screaming at the top of your lungs about garlic knots.

GRIVVIS

Matt is as always correct, bluey is a masterpiece as is Wallace and gromit

marmot

In case it hasn't been mentioned, Transplanar RPG did a d1000 roll somewhere near the end of the first arc of season 1 (circa 2021)

Shannen Michaelsen

I was just scrolling through all the comments trying to find someone talking about this, I was sooo confused by anthony’s rant. They didn’t touch the ride track, the drops are exactly the same???

Molly

The first roll I asked for as (1st time) dm in a bachelorette party one shot was to determine # of underwear the PC’s packed. I prefaced the roll request with no other information. My fellow femme in the room laughed so hard once I started explaining exactly what Beth explained. The tone of the room was instantly calibrated

Nicole Sandor

1st generation Italian American here - I learned to mop up my sauce with bread from my Italian immigrant grandparents and it's something the entire family does, so I'm not sure what lies you read Will! 🇮🇹

The Dooker

Maybe Im just used to the WDW Splash/Tiana deal but there has always been multiple small drops before the one big drop & as far as I know neither ride changed anything structurally just retheming

The Dooker

Last time I rode RRR we got stuck at the brake zone right before the drop into the camera building. The track started swaying (which it is supposed to) & it was terrifying. Had to call it for myself lol

DanDeLion

Okay. But what about garlic naan

l

always thought blake lively sounded like bartok from anastasia

withinmyself

My kid was prime kid age when Cars came out and I have no idea how many times I saw that film. I'll have that Cars conversation with you Will!!

withinmyself

My only two patreon subscriptions are Dungeons and Daddies and this guy who makes models and clothing for VR porn.

Amalie Petersen

I offer my mom’s favorite haiku: My car, my car, car I love my ford focus so My car, my car, car

Rae C.

Yeah, I was going to comment that Anthony just misses the racism, but more likely it’s just a childhood nostalgia situation.

Rae C.

The only time I’ve been to Disney was when I was 5 or 6. I went on Splash Mountain and my older brother was too scared. I guess he’s lived it down by now, but it took a full thirty years.

Jordan

can you guys do a poetry mini-series

Arkole Blake

From this day forward the words to the talking dads theme will be shut the F up Freddie Wong …

Erin

If you guys wait until fall to go to carsland you can see all the cars dressed up in little Halloween costumes

mandy

Wallace and grommit has amazing story telling. Im rewatching the wrong trousers right this second and i always thought that it was a full length movie because of the amount of stuff they pack into just over 30 min. Also i think its funny that Wallace wears a large gauge mesh tank top to bed

Andrew

PLEASE i need to hear all of his cars takes

Andrew

i WAS prime kid age when it came out so id love to hear him talk about it too ToT

Mariah Kahn

Could someone please provide the name of the poet that Beth isn’t a fan of?

Maddi Day

Culinary class wars mention

Neve Sarti

as an italian we do mop up the pasta sauce with bread!!! it’s a thing!!

rockL

The best book with 2nd person in The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin. It's not entirely in 2nd person, but it's amazing.

Smo

Daddies please please please, you guys should use the monster of the week system

MarsK00

So sad they’re getting rid of rocking roller coaster at Universal in Orlando, one of my favorite coasters

Craig Beshears

The haiku episode for ATLA is the only form of haiku I’ve found that I enjoyed

Lex

Twister 2 is the wooden one and it is still here and it is still my fave coaster

the chompie man

One piece dnd talked about using a d1000

the chompie man

Sad ill never experience the splash mountain drop

Emma_G04

To keep the scary stuff in Tianna’s they definitely could have changed the song to “friends on the other side” with the cool drop

LilacIris

Culinary Class war was soooooooo good, desperately hoping they do a second season

Quantum OFZENTRIX

Ye best start believing in Scandinavia really got me.😂

Quantum OFZENTRIX

It's funny that the 666 system will comes up with is basically THACO

Diana

Oh man, I feel the absolute opposite 😂 Will is many wonderful things but this habit of his is GRATING. I'm genuinely only catching up on Peach Pit because the intro has become repulsive and it makes me not want to listen to these. I'm sorry, Will. Please, stop.

Diana

I might be the only one who feels this way though 🤷🏻‍♀️ clearly other folk are into it

Amanda Huggenkiss

Sleeper pick for roller coaster is Holiday World in Santa Claus, IN. It is a surreal experience.

Gabriel Becerra

I suppose the dice would all need to be numbered 0-9 and it is understood that a 0-0-0 is 1000 instead of 0.

Andrew Worthington

Am I the only human that never went to a Disney location? Seems like everyone did that I swear

patrick adelman

Look up a p-38 can opener to add to the gobag

King Humble

I am also not a fan of Poopi Daur's poetry... awkwardly distributing one sentence across an entire page doesn't make you profound. Use a sticky note like the rest of us.

Elyse Johnson

My 9 year old meets his friends at the park every Saturday for a nerf battle. He's currently saving up money to buy the gatling gun model

King Humble

Want to roll a D-1000? D-10 for the primary digit, and a D-100 for the other three digits. "Well then, you couldn't roll a 1-10." If you roll a 1 on the D-100, you could negate the D100 entirely and only roll the D-10. Who the fuck needs an 11 anyway?

Ali Al-abbooda

I’m very sorry to inform the daddies that a D666 already exists in the F.I.S.T System 😔

Nolan

Basho’s is a distillation of hundreds of years of Buddhism. All 3 conditions of existence from Buddhist philosophy expressed perfectly. Just go look up the three conditions; every moment from there on — the thoughts, the podcasts, the lovers, the birthdays… are you spectating the pond? Or are you the frog?

Kyle &amp; Stef

The new Princess and the Frog ride is still the same 🙄 lol

Marissa Y.

The memories just unlocked by the mention of Johnny Tremaine...

Papa Panda

Lmfao I just watched wallace and gromit with my son n we had a blast. Love all those movies

Anthony R

Not to be the bearer of bad news but Aerosmith got replaced by the muppets

Ian D. Smet

Nono, I'm with will on this, the frog moment is beautiful

Arson Stampler

I’m Transmasc like haven’t had a period in years- I do still pack enough boxers to shit myself twice everyday for any trip I take I don’t know what that’s about.

Silent H

they hinted at it on an episode of Dirty Laundry on Dropout but they cut the convo out unfortunately