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A new messiah born from the loins of Woke Campus and Femalien leads his flock on Nad Pod’s most dangerous and unorthodox quest yet.

A messiah has been born from the loins of Woke Campus and Femalien!

This new miracle child shall lead his flock on Nad Pod’s most dangerous quest yet - investigate a mysterious object that fell from the sky and crashed in the outskirts of their lantern lands.

Well, it’s not very mysterious as we already said it was a Space Marine. And to be clear, this is only a cross-over in terms of the dads were too fickle and bored to fight the same monster again (despite it being PART OF THE GAME) and wanted to fight something I had already painted. So we idiotically said we would fight a space marine. So here we are.

Though I’m never one to shy from showing off my cool paint jobs. This is a Adeptus Astartes Judiciar, painted in the colors of the Salamander chapter. I thought his drip fit well the best for the KDM aesthetic. 

So while we are using my Warhammer mini, the rules I am using are from a KDM Boss called the Manhunter, shown below -So you see. A gun, a big swinging weapon. More or less a human. Seems to be as close to a space marine as you can get in KDM.

And next episode, we will be back to the normal KDM campaign goodness as we fight what is considered the hardest Nemesis in the game. The King’s Man. Good chance we will all die…

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Smidazzle

LETS GO ANOTHER KINGDOM DEATH MONSTER

Gerry Lewis

Thank you for saving me from cleaning in silence KDM 🙌

WardogScott

It's been 82 years... worth the wait LFG

Savon Thompson

BABE WAKE UP KINGDOM DADMONSTER JUST DROPPED

zo perry

the perfect surprise to see when refreshing my patreon feed… thank you 🙏🏼 let’s kill this fuckin guy

Tasonder Vindel

So damn excited to listen to this after worm 🥳🥳🥳

DamianDameron

Legit just got my Kingdom Dad Monster Shirt two days ago xD

Jessica Arthur

Your play through of games has inspired me to get back to the simple joys in life. My partner and I have been working on puzzles (thanks Anthony) to help bond, de-stress, and help reduce anxiety. I've also been trying to do game nights with my siblings. Any recommendations for board games? My partner and I have been enjoying king of Tokyo (origins) and I'm going to be getting The Resistance for sibling game night.

Craig Beshears

YES I WAS SO WORRIED YALL WERE GOING TO STOP THIS :)))

Max Z

Good release timing

scott m

I just caught up with this show yesterday while working. I’m so happy to have a new one.

ADoubleEgg

Dice forge is a great board game, highly sugest

ADoubleEgg

I appreciate the Maneater reference will, I see you

MikeBellZombie

Stop the presses a new kingdom death monster episode!

Nicholas Yutzy

This is not showing up on my podcast addict app. Hopefully it shows up soon as it's easier to listen through that feed versus through patron. So excited for a new ep! My favorite side stories yall have done so far!

DMAN

Best merch I've ever got was for this seires

Ethan

Beth, if you see this, I want you to know that I heard your "Hoel" line in there, and it fucking killed me and I am bummed that no one else responded to it in real time.

Nathan Sharpe

Great hitchhikers reference Anthony

Whisper

Look into the grub hub vers The lore around Salad Woman is insane. Love you Grub Hub

Creekie05

YES I have been waiting, I’m so happy thank you guys

Khylam

Idk why but, “ya on YOUR algorithm” really got me

Giacomo Boni

Hells yeah, the ultimate crossover!

taylor tm

My Patreon prayers were answered! So happy KDM is back ! 🖤

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Jeff… dude… Freddy, I think you know what needs to be done. The dude abides.

Aaron W

You can't investigate your droppings and consume them too!

Órla

It came without mercy 😈

Goob Scootley

Can we get beth’s face swap in the description pretty please

Wet Ceiling Sign

I absolutely adore this series. It’s so chaotic and the lore is batshit and makes me laugh a crap ton

Katy

I love u kdm ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Silent H

Wills Powerpuff Girls reference at the end was so fucking funny and out of nowhere. i loved that. 1:28:13

SYLVIA GATES

Anthony, amazing Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference!!

DankLord420

"I'm not touching that dice again" she's beginning to believe Beth May, Pro Gamer is really getting into the TTRPG scene

Ali martins

matt continuing to kill it with the mini painting

Ralph

I don’t think Beth’s two tiered dunk on nerds with, “They’re my favorite maze runner,” was fully appreciated. This is a tragedy as she really burned the boys 😂❤️

J.S.

They might have clipped out a line when Freddie read Finale, but it has an if/else clause that Freddie didn’t read out loud. The if causes a roll which generally gives you pretty decent equipment.

scott m

Them finding space marine poop means that he basically was pushing along looking for something to kill and had to stop to angrily drop a grumpy before stomping off again.

scotty s

PLEASE POST THE BETH BOSS BABY FACE

Leo Hall

*sunday morning walking into church after having to pause this ep.* Be praised, be praised

Runnin' Ryden

Here’s a few suggestions: For cooperative play: Pandemic, Hanabi, The Game For 2 people: Backgammon, Chess, Checkers Not too complicated and good for a group: We’re Doomed, Camel Up, Kingdomino, Settlers of Catan, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne, Exploding Kittens

SonOfABoofo

It was so good and no one laughed :(

Garbage Game Night

The rules Dad in me was devastated that Beth and everyone forgot her "deranged face" modifier that was giving her +1 survival and +1 insanity each first wound she made, which would have let her survive the last round and other dmg. But I would never, and we cannot change Beth. Now show us that face swap photo that distracted you lol.

DMtheGOD

Who else got head?

Sunny K

“Who else got head?” “Me 😔”

Brayden

Patreon subs named Brayden unite against the heresy, there has to be at least 3 of us

Aubry Tucker

If anyone has any questions about sounding, hmu

Claire Wilson

Oh, there was absolutely no excuse for how unpleasant that crunching sound effect was when the rib was broken. Excellent job (and also shame on you), sound designer.

Jasper Hulme

i do not get sick of matt tacking "of the emperor" onto all the body part titles

Emily L

Wait! Where is DreamWorks face? 😂

Andrew

Kingdom Dad Monster with a season2 reference. Nice.

LilacIris

Another stellar installment 😁 KDM's system of folks dying ta the whim of the dice never disappoints

Solaire

you dont roll trauma for event damage

JeboyHidde

You really see matt is a father, when he just casually reacts to calm will down when he goes "CLICKY-CLICK"

Cain Porter

Son of a bitch, I was so excited for a character named Cain!

the Dungeon Maxter

When I was in highschool, we had "tombstone Tuesdays" where we'd watch Tombstone and eat a Tombstone pizza

Matt Bond

I heard the Beeblebrox ref and was very happy

Kai

"Grubhub gave up christendom so he could pound puss" I'm literally dieing. And I didn't think this would be one of the last things I heard. Jesus christ was that funny.

Frank Mete

Can’t believe more people didn’t react to the Zaphod Beeblebrox joke about two heads. This series is awesome!

Invader Jimm

Beth deserves some credit for the "warp of the taint" comment. That was solid word play lol

DankLord420

Onyx the Fortuitous was born into the settlement

Yaaasssexual

Will is a cursed player and I'm uncomfortable with how many times Anthony laughed like Seth Rogan lol

Josh Christopher

A Slamball reference in the year 2025, I am now transcendent.

The Dude

They clearly did that fight too early

sybillium4

They even cheated a ton too

The Dude

And I kinda understand, I would too if I was playing the game(tried once and we gave up at the king manl, it's stupidly hard.

JayeCat

damn that intro was AMAZING

JayeCat

y'all this is seriously my favourite bonus content ever I hope it never ends

JayeCat

lol I know it's a joke but John is just the englishization of Yochanan (which does sound very middle eastern indeed)

JayeCat

wait so did Freddy not die just cuz the group didn't want that to happen cuz it was too dumb? or was he like, not supposed to roll and therefore they had to go back and do it properly and a different event happened? I can't tell

JayeCat

wait where's the pic of Beth face swapping!

Runnin' Ryden

Sliding that intro music from KDM to Dadhammer to (somehow) Christmas was so slick and well executed! Awesome job, Ester!

Runnin' Ryden

Freddie was not suppose to roll. They misread the “Failed Start” card. They initially thought Freddie’s character suffered a Brain TRAUMA, which forces a roll (which killed Freddie’s character with a 2). After rereading the card, they determined it was Brain DAMAGE, which just lowers insanity and does not force a roll.

JayeCat

ohhhhhhhhh

Dr. Spooderz

Hell yeah! I'm also a Salamanders player Matt!

Taco Dragons

Anthony, I appreciate your Bad Boys joke eve if Will didn't.

vincent bleuze

Zaphod Beeblebrox Joke deserved more laughs than it did

Michael Purscell

I’ve listened to this more times than I care to admit. I picked up the simulator and am overwhelmed by the gear optionality and affinities; could you post some of your equipment sheets so we can get a better idea what’s happening there? Waiting for an insane survivor to be the reincarnation of Sanguinius wielding a homebrew chainsword lol

Noah Barnhart

Every time they said Jeff gave onyx the fortuitous speech

VaJayla

We also called it a "Slam Book" in Utah. Though, oddly enough it wasn't just mean things. It could just be anything. Thankfully I wasn't ever cool or popular so my page was full of literal question marks. I did write in it but only recall writing good things on my friend's pages.

Astrid v G

We were promised the picture of Beth! I wanna see

Will C

samee

Mikael Fox

everybody sleeping on beth's "the first hoe-el," y'all that was funny as all hell, beth i see you and appreciate you

sybillium4

You're supposed to roll twice on intimacy and take the lowest. Lifetime rerolls on SOTF is typical spent on keeping infants alive

Jack Buckley

What is Freddie's voice for Jeff from? Sounds like they all know it.

Tony Loch

I know this is pointed out below, but I’m putting to the top of the list - double zeroes on the 100 percentile and d10 is 10.

Tieng

Sorry… no it’s 100.

Tony Loch

No. ‘90’+’10’ is 100. The 0 on the ten die is 10. If you do both facing zeros as 100, then you can’t hit ‘10’ on the percentile. If you’re ONLY using the hundred die, then it goes by 10’s and 0 is 100. If you’re using the hundred die and ten die, then two zeroes is ‘10’.

Tieng

Then explain how a 90 is rolled in your system. Sorry… no it’s 100. It’s 1)logically consistent, 2)actually in the rule book that way, 3)also interpreted as 100 in D&D, and 4)Verifiable by multiple sources. Please look this up.

Tieng

You get a 10 by rolling a 1 for your white die, and a 0 (lantern) for the black die. Please consult the rulebook and however many sources you’d like

Tony Loch

You roll a ‘90’ by rolling 80 on the hundred die and 10 on the ten die. It’s very simple math.

Tony Loch

And if you want to talk about consistent, isn’t it MORE consistent that the 10 is always 10 on the ten die and 00 is always 00 on the hundred die when calculating percentile? Instead of things being arbitrarily 0 or 10 or 100?

Tony Loch

Let’s look at it a different way. You acknowledge that 00 is zero when paired with 1-9. Why would 10 on the hundred die + 0 on the ten die be ‘10’, and then make all zeroes ‘100’? That doesn’t sound very consistent. But if 00 is always zero on the hundred die, and 10 is always ten on the ten die, things are much more consistent.

Tieng

Your method has different rules for each die, (a lantern is a 0 for one, but a 10 for the other) and the need to arbitrarily add whenever you roll a 0 on one of the die. Whereas the standard method (as outlined n the ACTUAL rules) only requires reading the die as they stand and realizing that 0, 0 is 100, because the hunt events are 1-100.

Tieng

That’s not to mention the actual KDM rules states that a double lantern is 100.

Tieng

You’re literally trying to argue that it would be intuitive for an observer to understand that in your world… 8,1 is 81, but 8,0 is 90, but 0,1 is 1, but 00 is 10, and 9,0 is 100… Rather than the standard method of just reading the dice as they lie and noting that 00 is 100 because there is no 0 to roll (in the same way that a six sided die doesn’t roll a zero). You MUST be trolling

Tony Loch

No, I’m talking basic math. 90+1 is 91. 90+9 is 99. 90+10 is 100. 00+1 is 1. 00+9 is 9. 00+10 is 10. 80+1 is 81. 80+9 is 89. 80+10 is 90. It doesn’t seem that complicated? I’m not sure what has to be intuitive about basic math.

Taine Thomson

cmon fellas we’re all friends here

Wickedspades

The warhammer figure looks doooope!

Dag Swaniels

I need Freddy to play Stewie Griffin in the Dadpod Family Guy TTRPG!

Jordin Ann

Beth's comment of "the first ho-el" is my new favorite line.

Mike Hawk

Few episodes ago will made the “throw me a freakin bone” reference and no one noticed. Today Beth stole that joke and said it louder

nico

Beth’s “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to come across the way that I am” was a little too relatable 🥲

Marissa Y.

Maybe I would still be Christian if the Apostles were named shit like Boofo di Beppo.

Noot noot nerd

Not that it matters now but my biggest gripe with this episode was Matt having Beth reroll the monsters roll for no reason. It ended up being a waste and would have drastically changed the direction of this series. Her character would've gone on to kill the marine and live on into the next episode and future ones potentially. I feel her disappointment

Garrett Dunning

Playing Space Marine 2 and listening to this at the same time is surreal xD

Yoka

I thought the kills all future kids would effect the ones already alive. But i guess they did not have any past children and i also guess it doesn't effect the new ones either because people can have kids solo in this?

Irvin13

i’m more surprised you think they would ever play a game on way that makes sense vs just doing funny dumb shit

Wickedspades

Because the rulebook literally contradicts you. That's the problem. You're trying to use "logic" when it's flawed from the start.

Jeffs Game Time

As a Jeff I thoroughly enjoyed the new character. I hope nothing bad happens to him!

Skye the Bi

Anthony with the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference