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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 18 - The Wanna Read Show (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-11 17:00:17
Edited:
2025-02-25 16:04:42
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2026-06
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The ‘Screams sneak into the Peachyville Public Library to discover the strange secrets of the Project Heartland Archives!

This episode contains Violence, Sexuality, Profanity, Suicide, and Body Horror.

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Jackie

Fifth?…

Jay the Crab Man

Oh, seven… I can’t usually count that high 🤣

Antlax

🫡

PuppyCrusher

I keep forgetting Blake has a massive skull on his head

k0nami_kid

I love this podcast so much

Tony Swagman

Freddie’s doing creator clash? Buff Freddie?!?!

Goobert Godfried

I’ve recommended this podcast to everyone I meet

Kaiddance

Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to Stonerville, but for a moment, I was genuinely worried Freddie was going to say Blake’s favorite smell was farts. 😅🙈

Garrett Dunning

Always EXTRA excited every other Tuesday ^.^

Kaiddance

I’m dying over the ick comment. 😂

Christian Lev Warren

I feel like, “Science, the S in BDSM” didn’t get the laugh it deserved.

The Overthinker

The sentient Kar98 is my new favorite character.

Max Wilson

Another name Freddie can use: Leslie Nielsen

Taco Dragons

Freddy came in with energy that I didn't think would be matched or topped until Matt was so deep in character about this Lazlo guy. I'm already hard laughing.

SynapticWyrm

This episode made me happy. Thoroughly enjoyed

LilacIris

Now I know what the S in BDSM stands for :D

Ralph

This intro fucking RIPS. Literally immediately rewound to the beginning to listen again.

Lo Rodgers

Kelsey, the character whose Thing™️ is reading: "here Francis, read this book so you know not to be like [a child who has been repeatedly sexually abused by male adults mostly in the teaching profession, whose stated ideal goal in life is protecting every child from being hurt]." Matt, I am begging you to reread Catcher in the Rye.

Chloe Patton

I’m fully taking “gives me the ich” for when you’re trying not to date a neo nazi

I hate Italians

I can't tell if the intro is funny or deeply disturbing

ARegularPie

Oh my god, Trudy becoming a Christian is the exact same kinda character kill shot as when Anthony got Matt with the fake encyclopedias

Colby Wood

holy shit freddy in creator clash???????

Atheraz

Milton pythons library of brian was a missed title bangerr lmao

Trombone boys

I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you Yeah I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (and I) Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight What more can I do? Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby) And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah) And everyone is singing (oh, yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me? Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door Oh, I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

Eric Willey

*That* should be the next t-shirt.

Connor Reemts

Ok but the real question. Did Anthony want it to get tighter?

Lo Rodgers

Yes, it's really a beautiful and heartbreaking book. I think most people stop reading it halfway through and just listen to their classmates call Holden annoying. I'm tearing up just now thinking about it, Holden wanting to sit in the field of rye where the kids don't know they're at the edge of a cliff, catching every single one that starts to fall. It's his only wish, and he knows it's too big. Of course he's kinda a little shit, that's a big lesson to know so young.

Rob Wes

I cackled at “She was lost. In the sauce”

Rob Wes

Beth May canonically a friend of Kelsey and Francis

Tim Roberts

I love you guys, but the talking over one another is increasingly getting worse this season. Like...let eachother finish before bulldozing one another.

Whisper

You thought that was all the maze, but wait there is more Willy Maze here!!!

Jared Knight

Next episode could do a Blink 182 "Brian's Song" intro?

Asclepius

Does anyone know how I can get the discord link via my phone. For some reason Patreon won’t sink my discord so I can’t join the discord 😭

Eddy B

Every time "The Library" is mentioned 🥲

Smo

Daddies I’m once again begging you to look into the monster of the week System

BHinds527

Hear ye hear ye! Daddies have dropped another load on us! And we accept graciously for but this CRUMB of divinity bestowed to us by the papas!

Dvds

Will really needs to stop making these encounters and events possible to miss. This crew will put in so much effort just to avoid doing a task as it was intended!

DMtheGOD

HULK HANDS BAYBEEEEE

Risotto

Science, the S in BDSM hahahah

Risotto

Such a coool episoode !!

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

This is the most Christian DND podcast I've ever heard. And it's getting really annoying.

Noah Fields

Did they make Francis white in the art?

steak

I was thinking the same thing

Lady Maxine

I'm dying to get one of those bookmarks "where ever theres a hole so goes a book"

Toasty

They did that in season 2 and dumped it

Smo

No no they should use the monster of the week rule set instead of D&D or COC it’s low rules and I think it would work really well with house loose they are with rules

Erin Leatherman

That whole event reminded me of the Lord of Chaos fighting arena when Anthony made all these challenge cards only for the dads to get naked and completely ruin Anthony's hard work. Poor DMs.

Rats Courtney

while i haven’t listened to THIS episode yet— HUH?? the entire last season ended with “god got lazy and left so it was pretty easy for this dude yo become god. also these kids sneak in and become god for a sec, too.” also the.. Constant sex jokes??

Halophyte

"30 pieces of silver" surprised and killed me. It's right up there in my brain with "who's your daddy now"

Henry Watkins

I think it's the green lighting, there's some sort of glow? But I get what you mean

Nicole Hart

The bookmark should say the book goes in the hole

Tiny

I think it's just the lighting but it could be a simple art mistake

Tiny

Yes I would love for them to play Monster of the Week!! It'd be so fun!

CampFIRE Canada

Sam Livley (instead of Scam Likley) popped in my mind for his dad's name right away

Hey Harold!

Man… I really loved the idea of Trudy being “Christian.” Her reading the Bible and constantly misunderstanding verses or taking them super literally and getting way too into the Old Testament.

Órla

It’s the size of a woman 😨😨

C Buff

So many failed rolls early on

Elijah Peters

It's just an effect that the lighting if you look at Trudy's face she's completely Green

Toasty

Bondage Dominance Science Mathematics

Neuris Hernandez

Half thought some one was gonna sing Epic when Will said "I'm just a man"

Daniel Bryn

Blake Lively speaks like Ragnar Volarus

mandy

Kelsey: Brian!… You know his last name Kelsey: Fuckface.. It came off the tongue so quickly and smooth. Matt is so in character for Kelsey this episode

Redsriding

Lmao @ Beth’s “Kelsey, because we’re women, when we say something , we need to convince men that that’s what’s going on”

Ghostilly 🦇

Fun fact about mazes! Put your left hand on the left wall and keep following it and it'll always take you to the center. Is it fun? The first time. Then it takes the joy out of mazes lol

Mac_Enby

This was an absolute banger ep. So many laughs. Love it.

Joe F

Science the s in bdsm lol

Frankie Covington

Matt this season is having the time of his life and it's my favorite thing ever

Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror

Aww man, you guys should listen to the Nancy Drew song by Tuscadero: that first title is in there! Such a good bad 90s song

Cora

Totally missed this episode because I was checking the collections>season 3 episodes and I don’t think ot got updated but I’m glad because I need something to listen to while I’m sick today.

Robert Snitchler

Regarding leveling stats in my CoC group we agreed that 95 should be the level cap. Also, according to the keeper's manual. you can only level stats that you have previously succeeded on.

Garrett Dunning

This season is so good!!! Thank goodness everyone is warming up to Blake 🤣

Joseph Richardson

Fast Talking is overwhelming people with words to the point that it's easiest to just agree, Persuasion is actually convincing someone. For example, I think Donald Trump gets by by being a good fast talker, but he's not particularly persuasive

Sheriff Teddy

Beth/Trudy = Best Dorothy voice acting 🏆

Matthew Morse

That’s such a tough system rule cause that is a lot to keep track of, feels like homework. I personally would rather just do it like they do to keep the fun rolling

kathryn bullis

Absolutely love the "Which Witch is Which" reference!

Asclepius

Yeah sorry I still can’t get it to work. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Tinyhumanbrain76

Will just getting wreaked over and over and his plans not going great is great dming lmao

Brandon Curtis

Omg the difference between Investigation and Perception is not that hard 😂

Khaos Crowe

I'm literally 4 episodes away from being caught up, after prematurely jumping out of the oddesy like 2- 3 years ago, while season 2 was still being released! I'm excited to be caught up.. Not excited about having to wait for episodes to be released 😂

Andrew Worthington

That was me when I caught up maybe 3 episodes into this season, then I relistened to everything a third time. It's wild

Bryan Mitchell

Lol it's still funny that my name is used for the bad guy in this episode haha

Marissa Y.

Will missed the opportunity to make the god of anagrams a dog

Jake Anderson

I need a t-shirt that says, "There's no rules when the library's closed"

Marissa Y.

Matt has come so far from not realizing The Library was a way out of a curse in season 1!

Marissa Y.

Also..... Scamdinavian........ 👀

Calvin Van Burg

Warning Major casablanca spoilers LOL the 1942 movie hahaha

Meryl Chills

I think Edgar Allan Poe would not be categorized in the fiction section because poetry is 811 and short stories are 813 in the Dewey Decimal system. 😂😂😂 I say a year later as I'm trying to catch up.

Alfredo Delgadillo

Idk for perception and investigation kinda easy most times. My understanding perception is stuff you're looking around. Or stuff you see in the corner of your eye. And investigation is looking for the focus of a singular thing that's essential