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The ‘Screams set out from the Library in search of fearsome enemies, dear old friends, and a brand spankin’ new ride… 

This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.

Check out Freddie and Matt's movie WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE in theaters nationwide NOW! (Expanding into even more theaters this week, so double check the list!)

🍑 Check out Will's map here!🍑

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Chelsea Lynn

My brain just broke because the title is one of the new episodes of Yellowjackets and I couldn’t figure out what podcast I was about to listen to

James Pratt

YAY FINALLY ITS THE GOOD TUESDAY

Kim

Wuhuuu

Travis

Got period talk on the Pit last week and now schmo talk! Checking all the boxes

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Yeah but best Tuesdays are Kingdom Dad Monster Tuesdays

Joe Smokonich

I feel awkward about my last name now...

Bhrnt

Where the map

Jamie Burke

SHIT YEAH WILL LIVING FOR THE SPOOKY SHIT

Shelby Dahlen

Laughed so loudly at Anthony revealing the timing for his stand-up was 22 minutes that two separate coworkers asked what I was listening to

Richard Trauma

Tony Colette recording is the best NPC

Matty Major

Definitely needed this today. Work has been suckling on my soul especially hard lately....

Claire Wilson

I am absolutely howling at Matt this week. This guy is hilarious, but especially when he thinks he's saying something perfectly reasonable :D

Nick Altmann

We ain't watching the movie 'cause we're from Germany. 🗣️🗣️

Tom Pence

I love how Matt hit us with his insane letter to number knowledge and then follows it with cro-magnon dialogue

Noelle Bartley

Next time “goo tube” is mentioned, can Patreons be called GooTube Premium subscribers haha

Lav

There’s nothing funnier than when Blake gets just angry and confused at the same time

Whalebomb

I don’t want this season to end, I love these characters

Morgan D

6,15,18,5,22,5,18 - 1,12,15,14,5

B. J. Boyd

Bebe and Milton sitting in a tree….

jen Rogue

I need animated marbles of this episode

jen Rogue

I need animated marbles from this episode. Also can there be pterodactyl skull with marbles popping out as a sticker or a plushy.

Khylam

I’m so glad that will also caught how quickly Matt got 12 from L

Timothy Henderson Jr.

Everything Matt said during the letter counting made me feel more seen than I have in a minute

Noah Fields

Me too dawg! I just like the whole dynamic better. Will is better as a DM, and Anthony is better as a player.

Jonathan Perez

This might be my new favorite episode

Bryn

9 mins in: Me a therapist thinking "huh that sounds like black and white thinking" 🤯😂

Marie-Claire Bovet

Omg.. but. Did Francis’ parents buy the gun off Blake still?

Robert Meyers

When you surpass 50 fumbles only count on a 100 so please stop trying to kill characters

Cody

I appreciated the recap. Thanks Will!

Jeek

Holy shit. This was so funny.

Joe UA

"I'm not gonna half-ass it by doing it correctly" is a Vibe.

J.S.

Turns out Blake only has a 20 in Firearms, so it makes sense that he would only fire once, but normally with the close range bonus you’d want to shoot twice and have the bonus and penalty die cancel out.

Christian Young

Beth’s nerd voice talking about “PEMDAS” needs her own character 😂😂

Sunny K

God, have I been where Beth was player-wise this episode. I gotta say, every episode where a Bison identity reveal happens makes me VERY happy :)

Harlan elam

Freddies Tony recording had me crying with laughter

FusRohNahSon

hey beth you alright? that wallet haunted blood bit was kinda...im just worried is all /j

Oliver Fulayter

The intro has me rolling. Honestly, all of you were on FIRE this episode. Absolutely banger jokes and actions. Thank y'all for the fun listening <3

Kayla North

I know right usually his characters are my least favorite

flenschow

Matt is right though. Why do they not know where their letters are in the alphabeth?

Nathaniel Gibson

I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO BAD BUT IM IN AUSTRALIA

James Errington

I'm in England and would love to see Anthony's stand up. Does anyone know if it's being recorded and how do I see it?

GhostBrod

IM WITH MATT YALL NEVER DUD CODES AS A KID

Arkole Blake

If it makes you feel better, I’m in the US and it’s not showing within 100 miles.

Órla

WHY WAS A HUMAN MISSILE THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF BETH??? AND WHY DID YOU RUN WITH IT SO CONFIDENTLY??? QUEEN??

Fausto Felix

I think that Matt forgot he can ask tsusel for a reroll

Ian Hamilton

Easily the best ep we’ve had in a while. You guys are so sweet with each other!

Cain Morgan

Has anyone tried decoding the code in the beginning? Or am I hyper fixated on something that doesn’t mean anything

ArtcicSnorlax

They have to record Anthony's 1hr of stand up as an MBIC, right

Albertine Bosveld

So funny mat talking about Tony probably dying in the fire. In episode 10 they all hear how brother tony is brougt before the mother. They don't hear him die, but the know he didn't die at the fire (rofl)

C Buff

I imagine the doll maker at like a deathclaw

Declan Clowry

Did anyone else notice that Freddie didn’t fumble the roll to stay in the car? His strength was 75 and the 96 threshold for a fumble is only if your skill is at less than 50

Charles penney

Because of my strange brain I immediately thought it should be bodmas because of the era

Jared Hadley

I was literally doing the alphabet count thing in my head and then will says he was doing the same thing instantly validated. I'm not alone in my struggles with numbers and letters!

Nathaniel Gibson

hopefully we can buy/rent it on one of the streaming platforms once it’s finished airing in cinemas. maybe even how you can buy/rent on youtube

The Brothers LEE

4:35 "how big is the rock" "🖕its about this big matt" is how i imagined that conversation

The Brothers LEE

Can we get anthoneys standup on the patreon please

Lav

I tried decoding it by like putter the numbers to letters on the alphabet and got nothing, I think it’s just Freddy saying whatever sounds good but if it’s Matt or Will’s intro idea I think there might be something there

Smo

WILL!!! WILL!! That’s such a good episode- great job dude

Crash Panda

Goddamn. Anthony doing an hour of stand up as his first gig is inspiring. I wish I had the balls that Anthony has when it comes to doing things in life.

Harlan elam

If you use A=1 you get DBAIHF which at first I thought it was Anthony,Beth,Freddy but then DHI left so I thought Daryl and Henry and then I for "I guess everyone else" But I think it was just random numbers to make us feel like there was something to decode. Unless they did the whole certain numbers are actually different letters. 😂

Paul Litch

“I’m weaponed out like a teenager leaving the mall!” I need that unpacked. lol

xan of mars

presale for anthony’s show on the 26th is already sold out 😭😭😭

Mr. N. Hacksaw

Wouldn't necessarily say that, but I'm convinced that CoC is a better system for them than DnD.

Mr. N. Hacksaw

And politely pointing out that Jorgensen isn't a German name at all.

AlexEnby

Any chance of a Northeast Ohio theater showing? 😭

DnDiplomacy

Can't believe you'd subtweet coeliacs and our crumbly bread like this. Haven't we suffered enough?

Sam S.

I was LITERALLY, early on in this episode, thinking “wow, I really like Blake. I’m kind of glad Tony died so Freddy could give us a not-jerk character” Theeeeeeen the rest of the episode 😂

smolshleigh

Y’all should also know about schmoo torte! Nutty, sugary cake with whipped cream made famous in Winnipeg, Manitoba

lizardqueen6969

I definitely took it as one of those sword shops in the mall like Taylor swift would have loved lmao

Luke Schultz

I'm just really happy this podcast exists

Calvin Van Burg

Blake lively is hilarious … thanks for listening to my Ted talk

MacabreMachine

Lost my f* mind at the Tony Reel to Reel. This is art.

Scarlett✨

This episode was chaotic af and I loved it so so much

Chris Nickels

Please for the love of all things daddies have the standup be an MBIC

Matt Bond

I’m going to write “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good” and hope someone gets it …

Sean Willard

This had that season 1 energy…with season 3 consequences.

David Beagle

with a1z26 you get dbaihfdbaihf. tried doing it backwards (a =26, z=1) and you get wyzrsuwyzru. tried running those through different caesar shifts and it still seems like gibberish

Our Quest

I love how I live in Bedford where the car was produced, but I have yet to see one here 😅

Harlan elam

yeah even with A=0 its just gibberish I think they just got us to overthink the meaning of it 😂

Martin Flores

If marbels dosent come back in be mad u mean to tell me half future marbels didint spend a lifetime with Blake won’t stay/comeback or at the very least come back to smack u a couple time

Martin Flores

Kelsey is my fav character now !!!!

Ben Gold

Odd to see back to back Al Capp references, Shmoo and Sadie Hawkins, not a good guy but interesting creations

Daisy Terry

Beth thinking fight song was by Katy Perry killed me a little bit 😭

Lady Loon

I love Brunhilda, she is my new favorite character of all time on this podcast. I hope she stays as a reoccurring character and is able to be an evil woman with hobbies of murdering in cold blood. Good for her, hope she gets more developed as the story goes. Thanks for coming up with her Will Campos, keep up the good work team.

Lady Loon

Also this one is for Anthony. I love season 1, 2, and 3. They all have wonderful experiences throughout the stories and were interesting the entire way through. You all are wonderful creators with fantastic ideas that I love listening too. To the Dungeon and Daddies team, every single one of you create magnificent art that culminates into this podcast, which is in essence a collaborative masterpiece every time I listen to any of the stories. I can't wait yo see what you all cook up next.

Lady Loon

Food for thought, maybe consider the possibility of getting Brunhilda a girlfriend as well. That's just the inner lesbian in me, but also let my bad bitch have a good time.

Brandon Hudson

You could’ve typed all of your 3 comments under 1 comment. Or at least did 1 about your lesbian experience with a gun

Aaron Sterne

It’s funny because it’s kind of a five footer but also fantastic

Roberto with a Concerto

in 3rd grade, our class did dollar words, where if you found a word where each of the letter's individual place in the alphabet added up to 100 you would get a prize. Some examples are words like 'buzzy' or 'crusts'. I still know the alphabet numbers today lol. Full respect for Matt

Ryley Henry

I follow A LOT of standup comedians and it's universally shared that they all say you can't just jump into standup and be successful without working your set for years. All that said, I truly hope Anthony does well, I'm just saying that standup comedy is NOT easy even in the slightest. Anthony fans, go out and support him!

Mel Mel

Wait so is that a weird thing?? Cos yeah I know M is the 13th letter off the dome as well 😭🤣

Erick

#BethMayApologist

the slunch

really gonna need The Schmoo to show up at some point, especially as an NPC if Will is really as hardcore as they say

Jared Hadley

I think the only way I can accurately describe the climax of this episode is some real season 1 energy. I really felt Ron coming through Trudy there! Beautiful 🤩

ChamorroJesus671

F marbles to be honest. Why the hell do we care more for a cat? Our boy Blake is gonna die you idiots!

Country Mac

Absolutely loved this episode! #BethDidNothingWrong

Ryley Henry

I have an original K98k that they reference in the show and it's an absolutely beautiful piece of equipment. It has a hell of a kick which is odd considering Frances is shooting it but I'm here for the good times, not the logical ones 😂

William O'Reilly

How do you submit questions for the peach pit?

Creekie05

Is it me or should Blake lively should recognize francises parents.

Holland Engele

Crazy taxi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah reference was so friggin funny

Lukeoftheirish

(Nothing to do with S3) did Yeet Bigly get saved? I don’t think that ever got resolved in S2, and if it did can i quickly be told yes or no?

Nicole DeCrescenzo

Matt is right, and I forgive him. - love your 50 yo fan

Invader Jimm

Anthony, you are the man. Just diving straight into a whole hour of comedy is insane. Fuckin kick it's ass my dude!

Peter Rice

Beth's knights tale reference 🙌

Michael Purscell

Beth forgot she’s playing Call of Cthulu and not D&D

Michael Purscell

I too give zero fucks about a cat they got like two episodes ago, call by the wrong name, and is quite obviously evil now. It’s like at this point they’re just jealous of Freddy’s characters

Michael Purscell

Beth is funny but has actively sabotaged the gameplay since season 1

Tiny

Yeet never got a comback in Season 2.

Country Mac

Lol I respectfully disagree. Have a good one!

ScoopyOopyPoopy

The movie was SO GOOD YOU GUYS!!! We loved it. Mixing high-tier comedy with devastating depictions of grief is so hard but y'all pulled it off. It was amazing

UncleTwitch

Shmoo in the intro killed me. My innocent mother calls all her children and grandchildren Shmoo, not knowing it’s a real idea and not just some syllables she mashed together and stuck with😭😂😂

Garbage Game Night

He should, but he hasn't actually seen his father yet.

Garbage Game Night

Pretty sure that damage straight up killed him. Typically NPCs don't go into death save, but maybe will for the sake of the story

Garbage Game Night

What a great cliffhanger. Great DMing and absolute wild ron energy. As someone who thinks Cthulu gameplay should have more character deaths, I endorse! Lol

Sara Walker

...I did codes as a kid. I didn't realize this was weird.

Liz M

Such a great ep, but I feel so bad for Freddie! Blake has quickly become my favorite of the bunch. It’s also such a bummer that it wasn’t the result of his risky choice, but another player’s. That said, this is a podcast not a home game. I appreciate you all committing to the dramatic and interesting choice vs walking it back to a cautious move/retconning consequences. If Blake does die, can Freddie’s next character be the butler?

Spencer

“If you can bowl half as well as you can survive” - damn, lol

Creekie05

I ment that Blake should be the guy that sold fransis’ parents the kar98

Hidew

My name starts with M and I too memorized that it's the 13th letter

Lea

not me checking my calendar to see if im free for anthonys standup forgetting i am a literal ocean away smh

BeardedWombat

I swear if Blake does I'm done. He's mu favorite character!!! 1.Blake 2. Francis 3. Keels3y 4. Motan Jesus 5.. Tony 5. Marbles cause he's isn't a dog Then Trudy .....

Jett Lagg

I think they are friends having a good time. I don't think any of them are jealous, but up hold each other, all while ribbing each other.

ChamorroJesus671

I feel you homie, but I felt like that was some unnecessary danger. Fun's fun and all; I'd just prefer that no more pc's die.

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

Matt after the sanity check: “Mmm.” “Oh.” “Oooooh.” “Mmhmm.” “Hm.”

steak

This episode is just showing how neurodivergent yall are

catchthese.hans

Just popping in to say your pfp is tooooo cute 💕✨️

Cairo LeBlanc

I hate to be the one to say it but pterodactyl bones are hollow so I’m not sure how good of a helmet that would be…

Saisuvt

holy fuck this might be the funniest episode yet

Tucker Anderson

So Beth for sure fudged that roll for Marbles right? Lol

David Resoluth

”The skull is the original helmet” 😅😂

Brian Figueroa

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at "it's called playing without friends!" lmao

Brandon Curtis

I’m disappointed in Freddy being a musician and not knowing near-instantly that “F” is 6th in the alphabet 😂 Especially after trying to correct Matt that “E#” is just “F” in season 1.

Jem

I agree with Matt. Of course I know J=10 because my name starts with J. That's was such a funny conversation, I love their tangents 😂

Samuel Nachman

Huh. I love that movie. What was the reference?

Skye the Bi

You just made me go down a short rabbit hole about the shmoo

Nolan

Beth never let Matt near your Trudy facts ever again

Andrew Worthington

I'm 31 and still have to rehearse the alphabet when I need to know if T is before or after R. Matt has some powers mear mortals like us can't understand

Brian O'Neill

As a 50 year old I feel so called out 😁

Marissa Y.

I completely understand Matt's alphabet code tangent, tbh. The scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie uses the decoder pen from Little Orphan Annie was a formative influence for me, for some reason, lol

Ryan Frederick

i love the episode art and the artist's work but why does kelsey look late 60s when she's only 50 😭

Braxton Hahn

I love all of the players but can Freddie only play bad people lmao

Sumaya Bedreddine

the entire alphabet cipher tangent had me crying laughing but specifically Anthony asking “so were you writing codes to yourself??” and Matt responding “yeah it’s called playing without friends” was gold. also it makes everything about Lincoln in s2 make so much more sense.

Thaddeus Stoenner

Ugh, I know the chaos and impulsivity is part of their whole thing but sometimes it drives me kind of crazy when they don’t think things through or stop and plan together before they throw themselves into battle. Anyway this episode was really hard to listen to.

Kendra Snyder

Got patron to listen without ads. And now I can comment that all Freddie's characters tick me off lmao

Sam Burkinshaw

36:30 lol doing a relisten of s3 while s4 is coming out and they did the same "whoop there goes gravity" bit in s4e18