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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 25 - The Ass Fault Jungle (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-20 16:00:13
Edited:
2025-05-21 01:09:30
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2026-06
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McDonalds.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

Info and tickets for Beth's solo show "Beth Wants the D":

Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/beth-wants-d Hollywood Fringe: www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/11775?tab=tickets

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Comments

Jamie Burke

Frick yeah new art work!!

TJ

The artwork is better than I ever could have imagined

Octavia MacIsaac

This is looking great, can't wait to listen 👂 😂

Trevisty

YEAAAA NEW EPISODE CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS *w*

Franco Rivas

Yo why is the scarecrow so dummy thiccc?

Trevisty

Beth loved the puns keep them up

Lidija Vasilyev

Woah why does brunhilde sound like that now

Lucas Hsu

What happened to brunhelda's voice?

InvisHandd

I've been so looking forward to see how this plan pans out! Getting the McDonald's potato chips ready.

RHK

Today is my birthday! So thanks for the present! I love it, haha! ... I know it isn't because of my bday, but let me have this one

Xander

I cannot understand what broomhilda said

jen Rogue

Does anyone else need subtitles for brunhilda lol

Wesley Morse

What happened to Brunhilda's voice?

Smidazzle

That drawing of the scarecrow is way better than I thought it would be

Alejandro E.

I could not understand Bruhilda 😭

Nathan Sharpe

The new voice for brunhilda is very difficult to understand

Mythias Soule

CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE??

FlipWizard

Noooot a fan of Brunhildes new voice tbh, hard to follow what she’s saying

Taco Dragons

OK we tried it and it didn't work, lol. Brunehilda cannot stay like that.

Kevin Brooks II

Wtf the filter on brunhilda. Can anyone understand what Will is saying?

Linden Staggs

Brunhilda is borderline incomprehensible I get the change with her being a prosthetic but it needs to be scaled back a bit

Diz

why is Broom hilda or Brynhildr talking like that now? too hard to understand

Bearonavirus

ROOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Cr1ms0n_1412

Brunhilde is hard to understand TwT

Liv

Just wait until the McDonald's manager, Ronald, is introduced!!! :)

aceinspace

Because she's Francis's prosthetic, but they really ramped it up too much

Buttnol Molson

Brunhildas voice was so incomprehensible it became so funny to me

Annissa Omran

Audio has been updated, so Brunhilde's voice is fixed!

R E N N

Fun fact McDonald's didn't get a drive thru till 1975. You had to walk up to a window for McDonald's because they dint have servers either. The first drive thru was in n out in 1948.

Ethan

This episode would be like 15 minutes shorter if Matt didn’t interrupt Will every ten seconds when he’s trying to push the story forward

Kaiddance

Beth’s comedic timing was perfect. 🤩

orange_but.ton

As a lithuanian it's fun to hear my countries name but it pains me every time I'm reminded we have history with ussr 🤢

xatlern

Beth heard the name Ronald and immediately locked the fuck in, I love it. Made my whole day.

ADoubleEgg

That episode art is unnecessary lmao

Kaiddance

Ewwww radio turned on. 😂🤣😅

Michael Purscell

Why did you change the voice for Brunhilda? I can’t understand anything Will was saying, and don’t understand the stylistic choice to make it sound robotic

Michael Purscell

I saw the comment here saying it’s fixed. The patreon version is good, Apple Podcasts still has the first incomprehensible version

FA(the)M

We’re getting a field trip episode!!

Hunter

I have never felt more in kin with will DMing with Matt constantly being a little shit. Loving it 😂

Jeek

The Ron voice surprise was so funny

Golden_Grimm

I always love the changing of the image. The art is always amazing!

Joseph Richardson

Kelsey is really out here throwing $100 bills like that's not $1000 in 2025 money

Joseph Richardson

I just noticed the season art has been updated with Francis's Gun Leg

Ashley Nicollette

It takes some time to roll out the changes across other platforms, but we did update everything a few hours ago!

Ashley Nicollette

We fixed this and uploaded a new version of the episode!

Ashley Nicollette

We fixed this and have a new version up. Sorry about that!

Ashley Nicollette

Sorry about that! We have fixed this and uploaded a new version.

Ashley Nicollette

We fixed this issue and have a new, clearer version up now.

Ashley Nicollette

Sorry about that - we fixed the issue and have a new version up.

Ashley Nicollette

We have a new version with a clearer, easier to understand effect uploaded now.

Ashley Nicollette

Apologies for that - we have a new version that's better to understand up now.

Ashley Nicollette

We have a new upload up now with a clearer version

Ashley Nicollette

Heard that! We have uploaded a new version that's more understandable.

Ashley Nicollette

We have a new version uploaded now that's clearer to understand.

Ashley Nicollette

We uploaded a new version of the episode that has a more understandable version now.

Will C

I can’t help but notice there is no sock on Brunhilde in the cover art, as she requested. Protect her hole!!!!

Will C

New artwork is amazing! Poo contraption is more monstrous than I could’ve imagined

Glenda's Guidance

Loved the new episode! Please stop using AI (for our planet and for our utility bills ❤️) Also what happened to the lyrics in the end credits? At 1:27:27

SonOfABoofo

My poetry knowledge is lacking but the opening was a spoof of ozymandias, right?

Remiremi

This felt like the episode that Will stops getting the “he’s a new DM” grace from the players and they just start the chaos back up💀

CHenry

Wendy's had the first drive thru. Its in their orientation video

Riley Terry

“Women love soup “ 😂

pixebo

Will knows what products women want

Octavia MacIsaac

I also approve the Aspergers joke as someone who's autistic. It was hilarious 😂😂😂

FilmWonk

Deleted most of my comment, since I see from the comments below that the audio issue with Brunhilda's voice has already been fixed. But damn, really felt the cosmic horror discovering that one!

FilmWonk

Yep, ditto pocket casts

Ian Cauthen

All I need to know about the 1950s, I’ve learned from Dungeons and Daddies

Corkboard Podcast Network

I know they said Rachel Weiss, but all I can see is Gillian Anderson. ❤️🐕

TheHegemonCaller

WE NEED A LITTLE TREAT. GODS THAT TOOK ME OUT.

Joshua Johnso

Love the ozymandias intro takes me back to secondary school

yeswecanada

The Spotify Playlist needs some updating...

Al Bromback

It's kind of rude that this is supposed to be an ad free recording but there was just 15 minutes of static and then a bunch of ads?

GhostBrod

I laughed so hard at “Why is there no sink in here”

Toasty

I haven’t checked it in forever but I see Kelsey’s rack witch magic too and no skull on Blake too

Sunny K

Will I SCREAMED mixed Lithuanians represent baby!!!!! 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹

Kaleb McStay

Is this season time base before or after mountains of dadness

Kaleb McStay

Or is it happening at basically the same time?

katie

It's true!

Liam Harrison

Lithuanian bowling team should be called "With-a-lane-ia"

Whachamacallit

It's around two decades after. Mountains of Dadness took place before WW2 and this is afterwards. Also an earlier episode of this season made a mention of the events of Mountains of Dadness

Riley Terry

I know! I love it! It needs to be the next pin 😂

Spikememer

Rocks and roll mcdonnnaaaalllldddsss

Pablo Romero

*Spoilers for those listening for first time* . . . I squealed at the Ron cameo, Beth, that made my day!

Beck

BOWLIMG 🗣️

Walker

Matt was a fucking gremlin this episode and I love it

IllustriousNobody

will is so fuck patient but you can tell he was so done with these people by the end of the episode😂😂

Daniel J Ingram

Loves Edinburgh, but not enough to pronounce it correctly 😂

Isaac Doran

I just finished my poetry exams I thought I could get away from Ozymandias

Emeryth

This is the energy I pay to hear. 😂 bravo

Elise

Fab episode, so many great laughs and shenanigans! Also another great poetry allusion opening!

Alex Suciu

This is underrated, SO well done

Bryan Holt

I could not understand brimhilda

Noelle Bartley

Ahhh! I finally made the credits! Thanks ya’ll :)

Dvds

You can tell when Matt is excited because he starts doing the freddy routine and starts side-dming a scene to make someone else look stupid lol

Paul Litch

As soon as Beth hears “Ronald” 😹😹😹

Bjørn W Westblad

When you said "Who's looking at its eye?", all I could think of is the Trey Parker and Matt Stone movie Cannibal the Musical. There's a guy constantly saying "are you looking at my eye!?" Funny to me And maybe 5 other people.

Louis Frohock

Okay. I’ll listen to season 1 again.

Cailin Humphrys

The one liners in this episode are on point

Michael Orr

I was here wondering the same. Anyone know?

Matthew Rodgers

"We built this cage on a porcelain bowl" Miss opportunity lol but great episode!!

Calvin Van Burg

The M in McDonalds is your mothers McDoubles

Trevisty

Yes brunhilda is fixed I missed that voice so much

JebKush

ikr, but at least i know what to get my mom for her birthday. lots of soup!

Tracie Hitter

As a psychologist, I’m constantly embarrassed by the history of my profession.

Zac Watson

Keep the tradition going get a grant to research something weird

Sam Hart

Russian team sticks heads out of toilets seems familiar

NinjaMJ

Naw that happened in the time capsule episode. Personally I thought that was the least listenable episode of the entire podcast, but Will has not been given much of any grace by the dads since the first few episodes lol

Adrianna Owens

This episode was so good. I was laughing so hard on the way to work. Kudos!!!

Adrianna Owens

The way he gave up so many times and just played into the bit was so funny. I would not want to DM for this crew but man is it fun to listen to.

Lukeoftheirish

Congrats to Beth on the Um, Actually episode all about Buffy!

Daisy Terry

guys as a diagnosed autistic who has a list of potential band names pinned in my notes app I want you to know The Ass Purgers is one of my all time favourites 🙏

Katie McRiff

Did Freddy do a Mister Burns with "reee-cy-cle?"

Everest

Congrats to me for finding out about this from you!

Everest

Fair, but assuming you’re afab (assigned female at birth, like me, but I’m a trans man) we can straight up blame cis men for the history of psychology! Wandering womb? Hysteria? To be fair I do think about boobs a lot.

Rambling Rose

Everyone is on FIRE this ep oh my stars. Flawless

Ellen Jensen Garrett

Okay, but I do listen while I do laundry and long car trips (literally alaska to north carolina) and the patreon is worth every dollar.

MoonkFeesh

what are doing to go from Alaska to NC?(great state)

Paper

What about Milton's mom?????????

here to suffer

It's not confirmed tobe In the same universe though depending on the end of the season will decide if it's an AU or in universe series

Nanowow

The amount of sugar matt must have had before the record

Doyle Just Doyle

don't sleep on "there isn't a dead animal alive that..."

TheIronNacho

I guess we'll never know what Wet said to Big Shane to let the gang out of jail.

George

I miss Arlo...

George

I think we're gonna find out soon. Wait, if he's from The Powers That Be, then why is he helping them?

George

She's got her helmet on

AudreyIsScared

'Man bingo, the bingo you can't win' (WDYM you can tell I'm a lesbian?!)

Rambling Rose

I am on my third listen already. This is such a banger of an episode

TheIronNacho

That's a good question, because didn't the mint Wet gave Trudy, actually help her when Tucker threw her in the pit? Another thing, in the episode where Tucker dies Zuzell is actually scared when he sees Wet, if I remember correctly.

Jasper Hulme

I am hoping at the end of the adventure Arlo maybe gets to live in like a Doodles prototype and go for walkies :D

Tiny

Beth says they talk about her next episode

Bradly Harold

I never stopped laughing. What a banger.

MoxalMox

For no particular reason, I think Beth may should be on task master

Sebastian Ma

Matt is actually pretty rude to Will sometimes :/

rosebramblewolf

"If you put a number in front of the cheeseburger, maybe I could do something with that." I'M DECEASED

Amy

For what it's worth, you can bowl (and well!) without a leg. I know a bowler who's damn good with an above the knee amputation

Andrew Jemas

matt needs to calm the fuck down and stop interrupting lmao

PortoWulf

They're closing down the CosMc's and now I'm sad

Chris

You mean “an Edible Complex?”

Milk Man

This feels parasocial dude, they've known eachother for years I'm sure they understand better than you do the boundaries of their relationship and what's ok to joke about

Cain Morgan

Anyone else eating McDonald’s?

Jakob Medlin

Did they play Call of Cthulhu this episode? This is probably my favorite episode thus far

BajaBlast

Freddy's "who turned out the lights" followed by "who turned on the lights" almost immediately may be my favorite throw away moment this season 😂

Shannon

Ron cameo!!! ❤️

Charleen Lamphere

"I don't think you want to know the answer to that question" 🤣🤣 I'm dying. Favorite joke of the episode 💯

Shannon Rourke

The Ozymandias reference made for an awesome opening (From an English teacher with this poem on the curriculum!)

Megatherium Moustache

I dunno, I think it's pretty fair to say that when they literally talk about it in the Peach Pit. They said something to the effect of "our fans seem to like it when we're just really mean to each other."

🌺Deidra🌺

Nice! I've been a Patreon for 3-4 years... never had my name called. Lol, so jelly! 🌞

Sam

Fuck yeah Ozymandias

Lauren Calhoun

The way Blake tells war stories makes me think of Colm McCool, the uncle in Derry Girls

OtterofLore

the "double O seven but just one O. and its after the 7" is just peak of all time its hilarious

Morgan D

I feel that Anthony with 90 stealth BUT a leg thats a gun, might bring his stealth down a bit?? 🤣🤣🤣

197

ABSOLUTE W LITHUANIA MENTIONED !!!

Sam De La O

SHOUTOUT BURCH FOR THE CHEX QUEST DEEP CUT!

Danny Trejo

Most underrated joke: -Will “there’s nothing a confident British man can’t get in America” -Anthony “Couldn’t get us to remain colonies”

Marissa Y.

These and the previous episode feel like this season's stand up episode followed by the space episode of season 2. 10/10

Reilly Nietering

Will nailed it when he said that Matt has real “When you give a mouse a cookie” energy sometimes lol

Lex Bex

"That's right I am still in control of the scene." -Will Chef's kiss to the GMing

Tristan Khan

Matt was a lot this episode. His constant interrupting made it hard to get into the episode

Alicia

“It’s pushing itself out of this impossibly small hole - more and more of it is coming out” 💦- was I the only one laughing at this?? 🥹😭

GuppyPuppy3

Ahh, but you see, with every step he takes, the gun fires another shot, therefore covering the sounds of him moving, equalizing back out his stealth!

Morgan D

If Anthony fires his leg gun in the woods but he's killed everyone around, does it make a sound?

ImJust_Dante

Can I get 2 numbah 9s a numbah 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 7s, ONE WITH CHEESE, and A LARRRRGGGEEE SODA