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The Nadites are few and desperate. Will the seemingly simple task of hunting a creature they've already felled once before prove to be the p

The Nadites are few and desperate. Will the seemingly simple task of hunting a creature they've already felled once before prove to be the pick-me-up they need? Or will this Gorm be the final nail in the coffin for their settlement?

Matt, here! Below you will find the miniature we had to use as a proxy for our Gorm.

Since relocating to the recording space, many of the massive and disparate components of Kingdom Death: Monster have been misplaced. Though I’ve finally nearly finished reorganizing and locating everything. But still no Gorm... Where is my beeautiful baby boy?

So this is some random miniature from a now-dead game called Runewars by Fantasy Flight Games. He's kind of cool. But not Gorm cool. Nor does it fit into the aesthetics of KDM at all. And his base isn't even the right size. So why did I use it?

I don't know.

Below is the Seamstress as lovingly described by both Beth and Freddie.

Next Episode we fight THE HAND. Will it be our last?

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Daniel P

YESSSS EP. 10!

Brett Simmons

Wooooooo!!! Thank you! Thank you! Hahaha hell yeah

Matthew Morrissey

HYYYYYYYYYPE!!! Always appreciate a Kingdom Dad Monster surprise.

Daniel P

Too bad no more Gorm Destroyer RIP ❤️

Exacerbation

Hell yeah, love some bonus KDM

MrWeg

Let's goooo

G_the_D

More KDM drops! Love it!

Aidan Mckenney

I love kingdom dad monster Matt’s narration is the best! Top tier

Jason Allen

Never clicked faster, YASSS

Cody W

Truly a gift, thank you daddies one and all for this bountiful episode before my graveyard shift

Hank

Shouts out to whoever wrote the intro monologue. "Cruel Cotillion" feels like Will for some reason

Will Spencer

Yay!! More kingdom dad monster

G-Bus

You have no idea felt like I was going though withdrawal waiting for this episode love you guys

withinmyself

I knew it!! I just had a feeling I needed to resubscribe this morning

withinmyself

Damn, I had to double check, can't believe they've already gone 10 deep into this side quest, hopefully many more to come

Jadon

The perfect way to kick off my weekend yall are the best!!!!

Steven Hill

YESSSSSS! Been waiting aaaages for the next KDM ❤️

Righter

Jail for Matthew after the nipple comment

MangaWitch808

Omg I’ve been Waiting for this!!!!! YEEEWSSSSSSSSS

Righter

The nipple bit, or nit, if you will

Ace Hutson

That seamstress could ruin me

Eden Adams

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS LETS GOOOO

Christine Quist

Ok not to geek out on another subject. I have an art degree in Fibre arts and guys come on thats a Spinning Wheel, that you spun on. Not a loom, which you weave on and a seamstress does none of the above. I am a spinner and a weaver and a seamstress...but hell yeah I was so excited for.another episode I forgave yall anyway. Love how excited Matt is love the miniatures sir, you are so talented.

Emma

getting a memorial tattoo of Spoopy Pupper next week 🖤

sybillium4

The trap is shuffled into the deck every time it's drawn, it's not discarded. Amongst a myriad of other errors

Jon Lee Andrade

Honestly my only regret on supporting you guys on patreon is not getting to hear your ad reads. Can you put up a compilation?

Trollganer

I need that gambling music so badly it's so good, holy peak

J.S.

Anthony is playing a new character, he should have had a lifetime reroll. Oh well.

Joey that Fire Circus Guy

The struggle everyone has with Matt playing with everyone not fully enjoying the game he wants to play so bad is relatable and hilarious to listen to

Marlin23156

Is it just me or does Freddy sound like Matt Berry💀

J.S.

None of the Dark Seamstress items are all that good, not a huge loss there.

Reilly Nietering

I’m sitting, listening to the new episode of kingdom dad monster, in my recently received kingdom dad monster shirt. Blessed be my dads

James Errington

Thanks for link! Any idea which ad Freddie's character is from?

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

I would love if they created an audiobook crossover between 40k and Kingdom Death Monster. I’ve loved the language Matt has used in narration for both projects, and whether Will contributed here or not I’m sure he’d flex his ability to turn-a-phrase.

Cry

I thought the piss Jokes from season 2 grossed me out. They have been outshined by a long nipple

IllustriousNobody

i have to agree with matt on the 69 thing, the circles in the numbers are for the head are they not??

sarahndipity

is the picture of the hand showing up for anyone? i can’t see it :(

Wizardpower700

The real monster was the friends we made along the way.

Daniel B

I was here for the hand stuff and got foot stuff.

Tannictor

What was this Halloween lofi I love it

Daniel Kelsey-Wilkinson

Signed up to Patreon purely for the KDM bonuses. To my delight this release confirms they shall continue this expedition.

Andrew

If the next character is not named Missouri baccarat I’m going to riot.

Mike Neely

I don’t care what rules they bend/break. I just want them to continue this.

Creekie05

The arrow from lake town was the last of the arrows made by the dwarves. Sorry huge nerd

Kevin M

Couldn’t they get the rawhide corset with any resource?

lore!

could you post the family tree :-)

Brandon Curtis

More KDM please; even if everyone dies 🥲

Daniel Roberts

" delight in your body" as im trying to bench press. Jesus christ

xatlern

I don't know how much y'all pay attention to what critical role is doing these days, but they're currently doing a miniseries in their daggerheart system in a campaign setting that Matt Mercer has said is inspired in part by Kingdom Death Monster. It would be very fun to see your take on that if you're looking to do more in settings like this!

Robert Snitchler

I thought for sure that Corney's child would be named Butcher's Kleaver

Juan sandoval

Matt, you keep adjusting the rules how you see fit so the game stays fun for you all. There are those of us that don't care about the rules and enjoy the story you all weave. Also thanks for the long nipple idea, my players have an npc coming there way when they get to the fey realm 🫰🫰

Erika Auglis

I think my heart will shatter if this game ever stops being played by y’all. It’s literally my favorite re-listen on a very regular basis.

AaronDarkblade

They really keep trying to end it all lol

Adorable Oracle

Please don’t ever stop playing this game, I’m constantly in tears laughing from kdm content

Jared L

This is some of the best content you guys put out always soooo funny

King Humble

Cant wait for the next episode when NADDPOD take on tall, dark, and handfull

Alb the Builder

WHATTT??? WHATTTTT????????? U BETTER LAUGH AT “STOP TRYING TO MAKE RETCH HAPPEN” THAT WAS GOOD

Cody Moriah

The description and images on these episodes are always fantastic. Thanks for the laughs, Matt. Best of luck finding your precious baby boy.

Cody Moriah

Benching while listening to the dads sounds like a crushing waiting to happen

BreD

I would 100% watch the VGHS rerelease

Daniel Roberts

It feel likes like it. But in a good way

Daniel Roberts

Is it just me. Or ever since beth took on napolian, he has slowly inserted in her everyday speech. I just here " gosh" everytime

Jasper Hulme

i love these episodes so much I'll be disappointed when Naddpod finally dies 😅 Matt my solemn vow to you is that I will never criticise you for the choices you've made to make this game fun and playable for this long and I hope you get lots more opportunities like this and dadhammer

Emeryth

This is the dumbest podcast and I could not love it more.

HogeyBear

This is the most I've ever heard them sound like they're just hanging out and actually playing a game

Garrett Dunning

This mini series is very funny, huge round of applause to the game master and players for their improv…but I do miss Boofo just supersayin RIP KING

Sean Skuce

The whole 66 99 argument is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard I love it

Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror

Every time I listen to one of these, I go on a wild rollercoaster of “this is so wild and fun” and “this seems like torture”

InvisHandd

Matt has a very interesting conception of strip clubs.

Eric Willey

re: A completely silent podcast Film Reroll (they play through movies using the GURPS system) did The Quiet Place for an April Fool's Day episode. Just the sound of dice rolling and maybe occasional muttering or an exclamation when someone died, if memory serves.

withinmyself

I pulled up the comments and saw this right when Matt mentioned strip clubs

UrsaMajor_Issue

“Stop trying to make wretch happen” okay will 😂 love the mean girls reference

Bradward Jones

Yeeeaaa this is awesome I love these episodes. Day fucking made.

Daniel Kreuger Marker

Will shitting on the name monia when he literally named the character will never not be funny to me

Amy

Will: tomorrow there'll be more of us 15 seconds later: 3 of you are dead

Matt Bond

…that guy died for sure… right?

k0nami_kid

"that's worse than sucking your own dick!" sounds like someone who has never experienced the epic highs and lows of sucking your own tit

Arkole Blake

I’m 100% certain that OrbSon died earlier. I’m also so happy she died again early , never hated any character in D&dads more than that one.

Brian Figueroa

Was dying at the whole number discourse and Anthony's perspective on what body part is what on the six and the nine lmao

Joseph Baltimore

"Joker would be less palpable for incels if he ate his own shit." I love Freddy 😂

Ian McKenyon

Legit thought I was the only one who gendered numbers and letters

Matthew Morse

All time heater for Matt saying the weirdest but funniest shit as his character

Justin Ruzeck

God I cannot get enough of this series. I do love that it doesn’t come out super often though. It makes it feel more special when an episode drops.

Bex Boster

It's baaaaaaaack! 🎉🎉🎉

MuteMouse

The fact in the recap he called Jeff Dave again 😭

Sari Flomenbaum

“Body table is just a bed” needs merch pweases

Groves

Admittedly im not 100% on this but a trap counts as a reaction. In my games if the reaction is canceled when it's pulled i discard it instead of reshuffling it.

sybillium4

Traps stand the monster back up and doom the players. If you're using spear specialization or lurcernae's lantern, Those give you the chance to cancel traps

Groves

Good to know. My party is gonna be pissed next session lol

Khaos Crowe

At 1:19:35 it sounds like a lighter flick... Made me wanna bip my rong

flower

im so happy that the scrippy voice is back

Taco Dragons

Matthew, incredible intro as always. Hats off to whoever wrote it. And I can't breath. Orb Son has me gasping for air. That was incredibly funny.

kt

Trap also makes the monster stand up, also pooling 3 hits into 1 hit lol

Sam

I hope more comes soon! I'm loving this series

SpiritualWillow

More kingdom dad monster!! This has been my favourite mini series, I’m so glad it’s back :D

Jasper Hulme

I love the reroll, I remembered this as well

Sam De La O

I'm with Anthony, the circle is the goods, the line is the head

Fuzzy

Anthony’s “now watch this drive” quote went unnoticed but I appreciated it

Matt

Monsters stand up when a trap card is pulled lol. Also you guys pull so few traps it makes me wonder.

David Resoluth

Matt to Will: Move yourself, you’re a grown man. Don’t break the miniature! 😂

Michael Purscell

I think you guys skipped year 6 with the Armored Strangers event. You went from fighting the Butcher to the phoenix feather event. Understandable if that was intentional though, since the King’s man in year 6 could have wiped the party, but you are one hunt short if I’m right

Michael Purscell

Except for when Will uses surge. Then he gets traps lol

Michael Purscell

Orb died in ep. 5 and Matt played OrbSon at the end of that episode. Between episodes they pretty much all changed characters and Matt started playing Babe Muad’Dib. OrbSon was in seclusion after the death of his adopted father Boofo

Grady Conroy

I thought I was the only one thinking that. I also believe they are one hunt short. I just checked yes they did skip armor strangers.

Charlie Kemp

Matt once again forgetting Jeff's name and calling him Dave

Z Z

A dark fantasy dnd campaign ran by Matt would go so fucken hard

Superduper

I think this is my favorite episode so far, the chaos and the soundboarding were hysterical

Whitson

DELIGHT IN YOUR BODDYYYYY

Marissa Y.

You know Matt has said something too rowdy when Freddie goes "God!" 😂 Also this intro recap was incredible

Marissa Y.

Ah, yes, the Led Zeppelin song, Rideshare to Heaven.

Mr. Fake Name

I’m so late listening to this, but Freddie straight up says that the characters MUST play the gamblers game (and nobody can talk to clarify ) and then I’m pretty sure that later he says they didn’t have to keep rolling. Seems like someone is trying to become leader of the Settlement again lol

Freya Flockhart

I just wanted to say how beautifully these minis are painted!! That glow from the lanterns onto the survivors is perfect! Amazing job Matt!

dingo

I think you only had the play the first round after that you could have left

dingo

I feel like this is even more genetics required then sucking your own dick, like if to big you can't really bend it there, and if your too small they can't reach your mouth due to your neck not bending that far. The goldilocks zonel

Connor McLaughlin

“One step closer to the Gorm, I’m about to coin!” Funniest line of all time.

Larissa

Hearing the Bill Clinton jokes again after the recent news is another kind of hilarious

Sir. Corny Neck

Why does Anthony always seem to gravitate to the baby-man jokes. Like he's doing it here, he did it in season a few times, I think it was a joke in some of the other patreon stuff too.

Waywardscientist

I came back for this. And it did not disappoint. You had me at shoe lace nipple.

Marissa Y.

Freddie saying "limp shoelace" implies the existence of a stiff shoelace 🤔

Marissa Y.

Matt saying it's a 50/50 chance to roll a 1 or a 10 on a d10 ☠️

Laci B

back strap and distended gut sounds like an incredible evening

Hannah!

the boob talk at the end of this is just so much 😭😭 yall kill me

Jim Funderburke

I mean hes right. If those are the only 2 numbers that count and hes not stopping till he gets one of them then its 50/50

Irvin13

sergio’s considering killing himself always cracks me tf up 😂😑