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The Screams (plus a moth and a dog) make a daring escape from Building 21… and cross paths with a foe from Blake’s past.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

Info and tickets for Beth's solo show "Beth Wants the D":

Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/beth-wants-d

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Clay Teem

WE EATING! (GET IT?)

Louis Frohock

Man this is just what I needed today

Andrew G

Billy Feet Campos

Matty Major

Mmmm yum yum yum new episode

Smidazzle

This is what I’m talking about love tuesdays

Maxwell Keiles

Former coxian here. Yeah main thing is being small a light weight but it’s also steering the boat. There are little levers there so the big guys don’t have to do it mid row, as it slows the boat down. But hell no it is not the hardest job. It’s fully the easiest

Alex Knowles

Omg Beth shoutout to Airborne

Tom Pence

Let's get in there and beat some ass everybody

mansocksjr

Just so beth knows, I caught that "one less thing to worry about"

Robert Bambil

Beth’s puns are amazing please

starcatmoondog

huge win for the people in the discord who made the suggestion (hi im one of them)

Marcus

Will really living up to his foot fucking

corbinmewtwo

I need a photo of moth Jesus doing Christ air.

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Will mentions corn one or two times in Nebraska. Half the LITERAL COMMUNIST RUSSIA episode revolves around corn. Will is an asshole.

Rowen

15 minutes in and already two hamilton references? i love this episode already

Kevin Yates

Eat, Pray, Love You Commy Bastard Please merchandize that. I need a very large mug that says that....20$ please

Nerdsome Noel

The Blake-Baba Yaga lore 😂🤌🏻

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Hut hut, turn your back to the Russians. Hut hut, turn your windows to Freddy.

Mossy_Zambo

Thank God, I only just finished the last episode

William Mccrary

I love how if you listen close enough you can hear someone whisper Wills middle name at the beginning after they bleep it. If that is his real name.

Matthew Schnabel

I was hoping Beth was talking about the DCOM Brink

Hailey Lowery

58:23 "C'mere, everybody, and hold your bodies against mine and rub around a little bit". 😂

Ethan

Hey Anthony please never make that sound again thank you ❤️

EmilyIsPimpin

All 10s ❤️ except for Beth the 11

Zack Bochman

Ba Ba Ba Bababa Baba Yaga hi, e the intro to the next episode should be Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys with Baba Yaga instead of Barbara Ann.

Erika Auglis

Will keeps edging us on his middle name.

Hunter K

As a former rower, the coxswain is important... That being said they are maybe the 2nd least important component of the boat. A good boat should be able to keep pace and stay straight. We would struggle to keep coxswains in highschool because people didn't like doing it so during practice the person in the front of the boat would make calls and focus on steering if need be.

Jacob B.

I love the score for this episode it's VERY John Williams which is pretty fitting for all the New Hope jokes

Jacob B.

Happy birthday!

Aidan Whoa there

i hate to tell you guys this but my partner’s dad IS a pastor and he DOES in fact run a skateboard church and i wish i was joking

UrdnotVick

Anyone remember in early seasons of Simpsons when Santa's Little Helper gets in the school and Willy has to climb in the vents (giant vent reference) amd he goes to the lunch lady asking for grease and just rips his shirt of and yells, "THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" ... thats what i thought of when Blake got greased up

B. Russell

Number 13 is only unlucky to christians!

Not Grandma

Why is Anthony such a fucking hunk saying things like “there’s no wrong place to have weight”?

Max Wilson

That’s crazy! As y’all are talking about air vents, I’m replacing the filter in my air vent for my house!

Gmork

But does his god allow him to do Christ Air ?

Caleb Silva

Fun fact Emma Watson is currently a Coxswain, so Will has beef with Hermione Granger...

Dandruff_the_woman

Moment of silence for Laika. I hope next week’s intro pays tribute to this beautiful innocent dog. I’m not crying, YOU ARE

Blake and Bailey

“Any more questions you’d Laika ask?” was right there

FA(the)M

Freddy playing the best chaotic character but for once it all worked out!!! The “Avengers” landing sequence was by far one of the best moments this season AND THEN Anthony being deranged saying “I’ll just go back to being a skateboard!” And screaming getting the head off of Laika. Ah (chef’s kiss) so good love this show so much.

Perkuse

Anthony moaning was equally funny and disgusting 😂😂

Emeryth

Ya’ll are unhinged. 🤣

Marie-Claire Bovet

I kid you not: as i was listening in the garden, my neighbors cat (who pretends she lives at our place and tries to infiltrate despite all our obstacles) brought me A BIG HALF DEAD MOTH as a cat gift… 🫨👐🏻🐈‍⬛🙀

Mel Mel

Goddamn I love reading comments when I'm at the start and being like WUT. WHAT HAPPENS HERE?!

DjTravioli

Cat gifts are simultaneously the nicest and absolute worst. My boy once brought my ex a fully alive cockroach. He was so proud and confused a.f. when she leapt up screaming.

Zac

Could have swore Beth was talking about the movie Brink.

rosebramblewolf

Brink was at least a solid decade later.

Gwendolyn Hammer

Will going the way of Dungeon Crawler Carl's Dungeon AI

Dvds

Genuinely one of the best episodes this season, you've got to love when good roles saves batshit plans every times. Also RIP best girl Laika ✊️

rosebramblewolf

Most of the Soviet space dogs came home safely! Some of them were even adopted by cosmonauts.

Ace Hutson

Yeah honestly, if you hear anything bad about soviet Russia while you live in America, you always have to fact check it. A LOT of the time it is propaganda

sarahndipity

baba yaga’s dad should have been called Papa Yaga

Perkuse

Doesn't make it OK to send an animal into space though

Jessica

Ficuses are big babies about being moved. If you buy one, don't be surprised if you get it home and it drops all of its leaves.

Rob Gibbons

Beth is the 9 Anthony is the 8

Zac

5 years

nyahilist

Did anyone else have to watch Airborne after this?

Travis

Y’all I almost died, in rush hour traffic on 80 in Jersey when Beth drops THE OTHER 51. And I can’t see from laughing so hard

Tiana Week

Will is so baba yaga pilled

caesar tovar

I’m so upset no one referenced army of two while trying to get over the house

MagicMelv

I need more klezmer music in this podcast

Raccoon_Coded

Yo Will's Lin Manuel Miranda was spot on 😂

Patrick Raabe

I have a tattoo of a stack of VHS tapes and airborne is one of them……. I’m here for you Beth

Righter

Absolute banger this week gang

Creekie05

I need a baba yaga cover of come to my window to Blake lively.

Mystic Ventures Collective

I have to defend coxswain, they also steer the boat. Also, my sister (who was a coxswain) was required to be as physically fit as the rowers. She did a lot of the same training. Also knowing a vast array of cuss words to scream at the rowers for encouragement is very important.

Dylan Laughlin

“Does the cloth go in or out “ Anthony quote of the week

Myorp

It's like those tests people do with their cats. Every time Blake comes through she makes the window a little smaller

Lexi SanDiego

Definitely in the “rowdy, horny” department with Anthony in this episode.

Holyboi

my 8/9 are freddie and will

FabledWolf614

I guess I never expected to catch up and now I don't know what to listen to while I wait...

Nathaniel Gibson

it’s called a relisten. it’s even better the second time

BreD

Beth 9, Anthony 8

Audrey

Rower here: Matt's right, the only people who think coxing is harder than rowing are fucking coxswains. we love them though <3

Audrey

you guys were allowed to swear??? we almost got disqualified for curing during a race once

Leina’ala

I was in LOVE with Airborne 😭

Mystic Ventures Collective

That's crazy! We could hear my sister swearing from the shore sometimes, she's hilariously small and hilariously loud.

Owen Bingham

Matt revealed your secret. Nice try Bradford

SatinPistol

beth is 8 bc i am gay and anthony is a 9 and could get a few more numbers from me (JOKING JOKING JOKING ... 😏)

Meredith Kelly

I was a coxswain in high school and college, the amount of shame I felt whenever a fellow coxswain said our job was harder than the rowers still makes me cringe. Ya’ll work way harder hands down 🤣

Andrew Elrod

Airborne was filmed here!!!! I can give *street names* for the Devil's Backbone.

Sam S.

I second the relisten suggestion! I think I’ve listened to the entirety of season 2 three times and season 1 probably 4-5 lol (though I generally skip the part in season 1 where Ron loses his dog :( it’s too sad! I can’t handle it!). The episodes are so beefy, you inevitably hear details and jokes you’ve forgotten!

Mike Rutledge

There’s a Perry Bible Fellowship comic concerning a skateboarding priest…

Psycho Bitsy

As a hvac guy, don’t crawl in the vents. There are screws somewhere and not very strong to hold a humans body weight

Hezekiah_AF

8 & 9 are Anthony & Beth respectively 🏳️‍🌈💜🤍🩶🖤

Natalie Gonella

Beth is the 9, Anthony is the 8 and it's not close

Anxious_Introvert_lol

Poor Laika, she did not deserve what really happened to her in 1957. May she rest in peace ❤️🐶❤️

Sam

I hate being caught up! What a place to end the episode 👀

Daniel Taylor

Former Coxswain from Oxford here. It's not THAT hard. All you need is rhythm in your heart and the courage to shout at your underlings. That being said I once managed to crash the boat into the bank at a national competition because I was sick from the flu. I wasn't supposed to Cox but the first and second choices were also sick. I have since dropped the sport and am a clown instead. As I was always meant to be.

Daniel Taylor

Looking back the tiller ropes might have been broken because we ended up in the left bank three times.

Daniel Taylor

Actually being a cox is very hard. I just have a skill issue.

Dan Puckett

Are you telling me Die Hard lied to me?

Holyboi

if will is still looking for a 'willy stapler' he could use francis's mom. like extremely toxic love instead of toxic indifference/disdain

ScoopyOopyPoopy

Keep Piggly Wiggly out of your dirty foot mouth

Luis Garcia

The middle name is the name of the Spanish pirate, right? Am I getting banned for figuring it out?

InvisHandd

Blake being so familiar with Baba Yaga was excellent

Liz York

Was hoping Will would know/remember the King of the Hill episode about the skateboarding youth pastor (“Reborn to Be Wild”)

Andrew Foradas

I don't know how to say this without sounding like a depressed weirdo, but listening to you guys always makes me feel like... IDK it's like I'm getting a boost of friendship second hand. Y'all make life less lonely, and I just hope you know that. Much love, and thanks for all the laughs. Can't wait for the next one.

Zafíro

8/9 are Freddy and Anthony, I dont make the rules 👌🏽🤷🏾

Zafíro

I'm gonna make that Anthony moan my text tone

Melody

1 second away from crying and Anthony comes in clutch with a trash joke

Nan McVicker

Poor laika. She's coming back right?! 😭😭

Nolan

Ok, this prob one of the best eps. But I’m shocked no trinity ref for Blake’s passage through the window!!

Jacintoboys

matt is a 9 and no one else matters

Daniel

Omg I miss when Patreon members could submit weapon ideas they could use through the adventure cause butter gun is giving those vibes

Mr. Graul

Die Hard lied to us all.

Risotto

I can't 😭 the group's on fire wth loving the baba yaga content

Andrew Worthington

All this talk about finding the way, but do they truly know da wae? *Clicks*

BakedPotato212

I really wonder if one or more of this group as a foot fetish....

Levi

The immediate "do you have a trash shoot or something" kiiiiilled me.

Jacob

Dont worry anthony i thought your moaning was funny

Marissa Y.

Freddie WAS my 9 until Anthony said “there’s no wrong place to have weight”. True king shit

nature

solved

Cody Luthy

Kiiiiinda pissed no one said "garsh" when Beth made two excellent A Goofy Movie references with the perfect the cast...

Cody Luthy

Ok Freddie said garsh we are good now.. Love the goofy movie references BTW ❤️

DirtGrub

The Mika has been stuck in my head for a week

Marissa Y.

Please tell me BB's detective agency is called True Blue. I don't know why that's important to me, I just think it's cute. Also, a missed pun opportunity: Greased Lively. AAAAAAAND (sorry, I really enjoyed this episode) a butter gun would not be out of the question in a place that also had corn accessories. (Source: am from Indiana. Our kitchen drawers are stocked with all kinds of corn accessories, including butter applicators)

Ralph Hill

I 100% relate. Love the energy they give

Arson Nikola

Anthony thinking Beth was talking about Inspector Gadget is why he’s my 9.

Wiggles MD

Me seeing jack black in the cast list for airborne at the same time as Anthony whispering “jack black is in airborne” was the most unintentional jump scare I’ve ever experienced