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In spring of the year 2025, Anthony attempted to do something he'd never done before:

Be funny. While standing.

This footage documents that attempt (...or rather, the third night of a successful run).

This video contains Profanity, Sexual Content, Ableism, and Discussion of Suicide.

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Dylan Hughes

So excited for this. Love to everyone

Louis Frohock

Just as I go on lunch?? This is perfect

Joonas Le

Oh my god I have been waiting for this!

Tyler Fox

Let’s go! Great way to start a Thursday.

zo perry

yessss let’s do it!!

Nicholas Gay

I am so glad this was recorded

SportsCleric

Been waiting for this, so excited!

Wizardpower700

Anthony Burch handsome hairless and humorous

Entzie

I literally grinned, said “oh fuck”, and opened up Patreon faster than I ever have in my whole life.

Ross Hockman

Well I know what I'm watching later

N8

Hell yeaaaaaaaah

#KittyLearnsToCook

"I’m not going to die without knowing my engagement numbers" is so fucking real and I love you for that

BaisFace

Anthony always looks way less dorky than I anticipate. I love a good dork vibe, not meant as an insult! Its a weird compliment that sounds backhanded 😅

Bo Joiner

Love you, Anthony

james L

we love you Anthony.

Nash Parsons

I've never clicked on anything faster in my life

Nat Luvvy

You have no idea how happy I am that you’re releasing this digitally! As someone who can’t travel easily, I’m so happy to get to watch this!

Lizferatu

Omg the tattoo reveal!!!

ketchup kola

Disagree. This is a huge dork.

SterlingJT

Thank the Lord, I thought I'd missed it.

Ian Francis

I love the fact that the Hermie jokes made it into the set

Margo Rubero

I have been dying for this to drop thank you!!! 🎉

Tom L

I am 13 minutes in and this is already so much. Anthony you are an absolute treasure.

Sido Hikami

I laughed so much I got the hiccups now

D20to1

This was really good.

Mike Hawk

This pretty good. Is not finishing pedo bit off with actually saying it’s bad weird? Yes. But I laugh.

Lemons

I need more of this

D3monicWolf

This is the funniest stand up set I've seen in so long

GoblinGuy

I love this so much but the first joke being THE EXACT SAME JOKE he says as Hermie during the standup episode took me out I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing. Good job Anthony!

Boxxy Darkheart

Aaaaaah thank you for posting this and also for trying standup!

Liz Smith

This was great, the crowd interactions were fantastic! The conversational tone and expressions paired well with the slightly awkward delivery of the more formulaic jokes. The whole performance felt intentional but not forced or overly practiced. Would definitely go to a show if it were in my area!

WesKane

This was great, ya tickled me

Fee the Fey Fairy

This was so good, I'm apparently denying climate change. And I'm considering listening to this again when I'm in labour 🤣 cause this was so funny and relaxing and I'm laughing way to hard and oversharing 🙈😅

Lauren

YAAAAY I'm so glad you gave this to us!

Erika Auglis

Hi um, excuse me, pardon, loved this! But… where is the poster that you said Beth was going to make for this show?

G_the_D

Starting with the Trevor Project is perfect. Thanks for being you

Effectively Caito

Told everyone around me I was gonna be busy for the next 55 minutes 😂

Updog

Even though he won't once he reads this, I hope Anthony feels validated and appreciated and cherished. Thank you. You have changed my life. I will never open a new pair of shoes and not think about some guys dick.

Jamie Burke

Anthony I know you hate compliments but god damn that was funny

Kristopher Skelton

This was amazing. I cannot believe it was only your third time ever doing standup. Is there a clear photo of the back tattoo somewhere?

S Rob

I don't even stop a relisten of Dungeons and Daddies to address the delivery notification of my mother's life saving medicine, but I INSTANTLY left the Chimera Fight from the Four Knights tournament to listen to this and I couldn't be happier with my decision. Kudos Anthony, that was great!

Gotteswaise

That was so good! Thank you for sharing more of yourself and your comedy with us

Adriaan Reynolds

Congratulations!!!! You are amazing Anthony!! I was listening on my earphones (yes I’m old) and kept laughing out loud and watching people look at me strangely!!

Octavia MacIsaac

Thanks dndads for giving us access to this priceless standup

Binglebandit

Damn, right in all the feels. 🥹

Kara Hostetler

This made me incredibly happy. From a fellow 30-something millennial polyamorous person...... there was a lot I could relate to and it made my entire day.

Madeleine

I am HOWLING this was hilarious

Tovi Oso

hilarious but half of it just felt like virtue signaling tbh...

Jack Schauer

THIS IS AMAZING. you’re actually the goat Anthony

Bre Harris

This was a fun watch! Much love Anthony!

Rob Gibbons

Standing ✅ Be funny ✅

Sarah Parkhurst

This was epic Anthony! I also deal with mental health issues (now medicated!) and am very open with it and listening to others be open with it is so refreshing and honest.

Adam Megnin

Anthony!!! That was amazing! Great job! (Even though you hate compliments)

Ed-E

I came in with no expectations and was blown away. 10/10. FYI polyamory is just 1 person in a committed relationship wanting to bang someone else, and the other person not wanting to lose them. The only winner is the 3rd who comes into the relationship. They get to experience financial security in a way that otherwise isn't possible as a millennial, and they get to have incredible sex from their now 2, sexual partners who've otherwise never rightfully explored eachother. Don't ask me how I know.

Rhine Reviews

SPOT ON with the poly guy bit...

LilacIris

The Teletubbies lined KILLED me hahaha

Jessica Gray

Soooooo… stand up comedy tour with stops in DC and Baltimore so I can laugh my ass off twice?

Kim Jacobsen

That “well” joke made me laugh so hard.

B3N DIAGRAM

Fucking wonderful. The bit about the poly groups is fucking spot on 🤣🤣🤣

Plopp

Thanks man, this made my day

Ouchpaw

as a fellow suicidal cat owning autistic person - this was the best early birthday present I’ve gotten

Big Ballz McGee 9001

Oh shit I thought I wasn't going to get to see this. What a treat That ferengi line caught me off guard lmao

Rey

This was wonderful, good job Anthony.

Eddy B

This is amazing

Alb the Builder

unbelievably solid hour wtf good job👏

Mel Ancholy

This is incredibly funny

noa tsipin

An AMAZING day for people who thought Hermie should have won the stand up competition

Austin Darnell

Holy shit you smashed that, stage awkwardness is a comedic weapon in the right hands and you played off yourself and the crowd beautifully hope to see more in the future :)

Royal Wood

Anthony Burch. I’ve been doing stand up for 12 years. This is one of the best stand up hours i have seen from someone who doesn’t even consider themselves a comic. I’m doing a re-listen of Season 1, btw.

Christopher Mihatsch

For someone who doesn't regularly do stand-up, you put together a solid hour of great material!

Ricky Stapler

literally the best stand up i ever watched

Sylas Mison

God this was great stand up

Matthew Dohmeyer

I had to show the end to my wife. I recorded a quick explainer video for a board game a few days ago and recently posted it. I am wearing a gray shirt (still) and there were trains in the background. Nailed me on that one! 😂😂

James Maiden

So glad you posted this. I was cracking up!

Marisa

The hour flew by!

Sophie Leonelli

My algorithm feeds me a lot of stand up clips, and I usually don't laugh out loud that much. This show made me slap my thighs for an hour straight!! Great job!!!

Kvasir's Blood

Holy shit. That was so damn good, Anthony! I wish we could get more but I'm so glad we got this! Ur the best!

Joe Whitehouse

This was really good!! I've been wanting to hear this ever since Hermie's stand-up in season 2

Sarah Beth

I’m so glad yall posted this! Thank you Anthony, this was hilarious!

RoseQuartz

I have been waiting for this!!

Dean Allard

I’m so so so glad that we finally got the recording up on the patreon. Was so upset I couldn’t physically go to the shows. So hilarious as usual.

Damana

I genuinely laughed out loud so many times. The Hermie jokes were the cherry on top

Rogzilla

Exactly what I expected: dark, occasionally uncomfortable but VERY funny.

Andrew Ingram

Thanks for sharing. I live no where near LA and was disappointed that I couldn’t go. Super glad it was posted here. Great set and thank you for being so open.

Octavia MacIsaac

When you realize just how close Anthony is with his NPCs like Hermie. I am laughing so hard but my kid and spouse are sleeping, so I have a pillow 😂😂😂

Hunter

Wild I love it!

DMAN

Incredible!

liam morin

i love how much of this came through in herme’s stand up, and i love that you included the batman jokes. this was very funny and not at all too fast lol

Karina

You’re so good at everything, I’m so grateful you’re total shit at self harm. Great job, you sexy freak!

Joshua Nutter

*Lincoln Lee Wilson Voice* "it was funny... I uhhh... Laughed?"

RedDragon27

Jesus loves you Anthony.

AlexEnby

I had to Google Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and I startled my cat awake with how loudly I snort laughed. 🙈

Cody Moriah

"Some of these aren't meant to make you laugh, they're just meant to make me happy." That's my and my dad's joke philosophy, too! He makes dumb puns, and I tease about 9/11. Humans are truly wonderful.

#KittyLearnsToCook

oh, I’m sorry that that’s been your experience with nonmonogamy, it definitely doesn’t have to go that way! But it’s also not for everybody, and a lot of people do it who maybe should go to therapy instead 😅

sebs0448

This was the best I wish to see more of Anthony stand up 🎉

sebs0448

I loved every single one of the Batman jokes

Larz Bracken

This was absolutely incredible.

Ouchpaw

That’s my average experience listening to DnDads in public too 😏 it’s great

Nikolaj Madsen

This is farfetched, I know, but Anthony please, please, please go on EFAP (YT podcast) and discuss The Last Jedi with them.

Marissa Y.

Genuinely curious as to how Tori would rate this set. (Also you know you listen to too much DnDads when someone in the crowd laughs and you're like "Oh, Beth is there")

Ed-E

Ohhhhh sorry, I meant that jokingly 🤣. Kiwi humour 😅🙏

Daryl Scott

Please do more, you’re way better than you think

Sally

I relate to this so much this was amazing thank you for sharing

Patrick Cronin

GOD IT MAKES ME HARD WHEN HE TELLS THE STORY AGAIN FOR A 3rd TIME 😩😩😩

Diana

This is such a phenomenal birthday present 🤌🏾

Richard

Lmao it's so funny that you can tell Beth is there 🤣🤣🤣

Kuko Creations

Ok, so the whole set was good, but the crowd work bit really had me wheezing 🤣

Jammasterjordan69

This is grade a incredible Anthony Thank you for releasing to us! We love you

Widget

when anthony’s self deprecation starts to get to you but then you realize he’s goated

Ergonomic Cat

This was fantastic until the Becca Scott slander (no attractive woman can explain board games?! HELLO!?)

ADoubleEgg

So I think the highest praise i can give when listening to standup is when I'm dreading the "thank you so much for your time" line. I hope you continue to practice your stand up, because it was easily one of the best sets I've heard, and I would love to see more. But if this is the extent of your standup career, I'm glad I got to experience it, great job

Samantha Mann

The fact that Anthony did almost a FULL HOUR when most starting comedians aim for a tight 5 is just straight up gangsta shit. There were some solid bits in there, too! My favorite was the cats vs. dogs because it is 100% accurate

Sarah Bernard

This was incredible 💕 I'd love to see you in person for a set. Also, I'm glad you're here, Anthony.

Brock Dearden

This is awesome! When he was talking about Anime characters, I was expecting him to drop a callback: if you want to identify as Krillin.... I'm worried about you and I have a number you can call if you're under 24.

Xyta Midnyte

What a hecking treat! I wasn't expecting a chance to experience this at all and I'm so, so glad you've treated us. Freakin wheezing into my quinoa over here (largely because I don't know how to cook the stuff and I burnt it to shit, but hey; t'was a brilliant set too!).

Jessica

Oh my GOD. This was so fucking hilarious, I was scream-laughing.

Naught Joe

It's such a shame he's not happy about his tattoo, because it's honestly beautiful!

Moriah Smith

That was beautiful!! And much more enjoyable than a lot of the stand up comedy on Netflix. Well done!!

Staci Crouch

Amazing job! Super funny! Thanks for making it available to those of us unable to attend the show live ❤❤

Bob McCoog

I am so dumb... the first couple of jokes I'm going "Wait .... I've heard these before. How?" SMH Great set Anthony!

Naught Joe

That fucking SLAYED! I really hope this isn't truely a one-off, but if it is, it was a hell of a note to go out on 🤘

Tony Loch

I got to see it live and in person, and enjoyed every bit of it. I really wish I had gotten one get out of jail free card though.

Jacob Lynge

great watch, and actually good standup.

ManicPixie

Same thought! 😂😂

ManicPixie

I’m gonna start saying “Why does it taste like a shoe?” and no one will get it 😭

Clare

Yay!!! Glad we get to see it.

Nerdsome Noel

This was an absolute flipping gem. And here I was thinking I’d never get to see it, but I should have known. These daddies have never done me dirty before. I would proceed to directly complement Anthony but wish to be respectful, so I won’t.

Lexie Carr

Holy shit, this was amazing. Thank you so much for posting!

Ryan Phillips

GO 👏 ON 👏 TOUR 👏 👏 👏!!!!! This is awesome, well done Anthony!

The Brothers LEE

Did the "help on the way" on google tell you how many pills?

IronRanger

Huh. Love the podcast but didn't even crack a smile at this

Peter Rice

Man, I have learned a lot about Anthony today

Tonkatsu

This was so fucking funny. I know you don't take compliments well but hopefully that's less the case with strangers.

Nathan Hicks

I shot myself in the foot by listening to this in the gym and having to stifle so much of my laughter. Honestly incredible!!

kooa

10/10 i listened to this like a podcast tonight while at the beach and had to keep making a show of looking at my phone screen so that the people around me knew i wasn’t just laughing at the sunset, henry’s favorite show

Tannictor

Omg yess! Just what I didn't know I was waiting for!

nature

amazing

Tannictor

That was so great anthony. Anything your attached to may it be dungeons and daddies, hey riddle riddle, gunshoes and dragons I will follow you to the end!

Sergio Muñoz Villegas

Anthony please do more stand up please I'll do anthing Anthony please

Cr1ms0n_1412

This is amazing. I am in a café, dying cause a couple is staring at me, confused why I am laughing in their general direction.

GrönHatt

Damn, you killed Anthony

Brendan

Fuck this was better than most of the shit I see through all my comedy podcasts. Bro has joke's

Barf Drinker

Ok? It can not be your taste, doesn’t mean you have to take a dig at Anthony in the Patreon comments he has literally said he reads.

IronRanger

No digs. It's great he did this, I never could. Feedback is important.

Lijah Amason

Who knew I had so much in common with Anthony!? 🤣 ( Except I like his tattoo)

CaptainThruster

I loved every second of this, love this style of humor aka dark as fuck 😂

Hyperdriven

You didn’t close on a coup de gras Batman date joke?!

Zack Ayer

Well done! Ironically a lot of the time I was reminded of Louis CK because Anthony would pivot between really funny to really dark and then winning the audience back again by owning the awkwardness

James Curtiss

I generally don’t love standup, but I’d pay good money to see Anthony

Hastings

No way this was only his 3rd time trying standup because he was killing it.

Pure Coolguy

One of Anthony’s jokes made me sneeze and I scared my cat

Tara

Fucking awesome!

Lauren

Oh my god. I also have 5 cats and one person 😭😭😭

Everest

This fucking slapped

Jenn R

I am so glad this was posted. It was great. The pivots were entertaining, the energy made me giggle - but the intercalation from beginning Google to end? Had me howling!!!

Devon Hein

Laughing so hard on my way to HRR the men at MacArthur Park thought I was flirting with them! You did the damn thing!

Josh Hart

"Im just asking questions!" XD

Delightfully Joyful

It’s interesting what Anthony said about fantasy and representation of dwarfism. I actually started a series that addressed this slightly where a character thinks their meeting someone from the dwarf race and the character is so pissed and thinks their making fun of them and the main is taken aback thinking “shit yeah why did I act like people with dwarfism are another species, just cause I’m in a fantasy world.” It really is something we’ve let fantasy treat as okay

Edward Sullivan

This made me laugh in a way I havent in a long time. This is killer

Colin Kirk

This was fantastic! Referencing your notes reminded me of Marc Maron’s “Thinky Pain.”

Clove

genuinely so fucking funny, turned my shit morning into a really good afternoon

Joe F

Finally the tat reveal!

Kylie Lewis

I am so happy you exist. The world is better with you in it!

Craig Beshears

Yessss I would’ve liked to see him come back out after rushing behind the curtain to tell one last Batman joke and letting the audience applaud him!

Trevor Dorsey

Hmmm... are you right leaning, perchance?

Secret Cat King

So good it makes me afraid you’ll stop dnd’ing and then for those of us in other states we’d only hear your voice like once a year! You’re too good. You could totally do this full time. I’d miss you.

Rachel

There are too many things I liked about this to list it all. Thank you for uploading it here!

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

Anthony Burch you are a NERDDOM TREASURE (I currently don't consider what this nation values as treasure) this stand-up was hilarious. I heard Matt Mercer name dropped dungeons and daddies inupcoming collaborations as well! I'm so happy to see you thriving

Rob Channon

Loved this, but video cut out after 38 mins and I couldn't get the rest to play anyone else have this?

Em Williams

Just wanted to share the amount of patrons right now is 69,969. I screenshotted it for evidence. Thank you for your time.

Georgie Curtis

This was MAGIC !! Thank you for sharing Anthony

Pamphleteer

I found this oddly comforting, I'm in recovery for alcoholism and I sometimes make dark jokes about it, sometimes people have to use humor to process difficult things and this really spoke to me in that way

Matty Major

Ooohhh my goodness, this was SO DELIGHTFUL. Anthon, if you ever want to perform in Vermont (super appealing I'm sure) I'm sure Vermont Comedy Club would love to have you!

M W

Listening to this over headphones in the dining room of my sharehouse. My housemates keep looking at me funny when I cack myself laughing out of the blue. Great show.

Kam Str

Omg this was really good actually the Batman thing paid off I wasn't sure where it was going I didn't expect it to be funny good job

Henry Rae

So how many sleeping pills does it take? Asking for a friend.

McCall

I'm glad you're here

Cup of T-Viv

Not seeing any video for this? Just the art for Peachyville Horror

Alias Aivan

made the mistake of watching this while on a plane with my eyes closed and got genuinely jumped scared

Oliver Fulayter

I fucking wish the audience were me. This was great 👏 Thanks for keeping it real, even when you didn't get laughs. I like the dry humour. Hope to see you do more stand-up! Maybe pull a Beth and travel a little bit of places 👀?

Raf Jansen

This is so good, it's got me absolutely wheezing

Ashe

You can be 6 foot and still love eating pussy...you may not HAVE to but you can still LOVE to...I don't even need reciprocity and will do it at the drop of a dime...just because I love it. Just my horner corner comment...also trying to keep dungeons and daddies still somewhat a BDSM podcast...cheers.

Ashe

I love you anthony...been watching you since like earliest HAWP days on youtube which youtube says is 13 years ago...I feel like it was more, but what we're old now. But Dogs are territorial and crazy, I live in ardmore oklahoma, their are packs of wild dogs that roam the streets, I have bought my entire family pepper spray to carry if we walk anywhere, I've had to intimidate a group of 3 dogs to stop circling me and my wife and daughter so they didn't kill us. Dogs would absolutely be at janurary 6th, dogs much like all the j6ers wouldn't know why they were there, they just now there master told them to be there, and if things get violent they join in...but aren't sure why. Cats, I have 5 4 are the most awesome sweetest cast ever, the 5th is a little crotchety and broken but she is still sweet, but cats if you are a single guy adapt to their enviroment...being left alone in home without companionship and social interaction will turn on you...my cats, I live with my 3 adult children and my oldest's girlfriend and my wife, so the cats ALWAYS have people around, and they are so needy and sweet, a little annoying at times because they are so needy and kind, but well worth it. I'm a dog hater, dogs are territorial, stupid, even good dogs are smelly and because of size disruptive and annoying, and they are not for me, I like to visit a friend who has dogs, like visit a dog for like 10 minutes...and then I am done, and I have a special place in my heart for Weiner dogs, and Australian Shepards, even though the latter is SOO smart they are like the raptors in jurasic park, but they need so much active attention, like requiring excercise that requires you to excercise, I will not own dogs. Also angry "bad" cat, keeps to themselves, don't want to be touched, scratches up things...leaves you alone...angry "bad" dog dangerous, territorial, can give you a law suit and will literally claim areas for themselves. Cats don't bite unless you are picking them up...dogs will come at you. I'm a rambling, but hey...its what I do, if I had a superhero name it'd be soapbox...your comedy special is solid, I laughed alot, but a lot of the punchlines were so quiet in the mix I needed to rewind to hear the punchline.

Ashe

Also cats shit next to the litter box, because much like humans they like to be clean, and if their litter box isn't clean enough they passive aggressively tell you to clean it...advanced communication skill...definitely bitchy but effective.

Ashe

My review I loved it...and love anthony...great job, also you are a psychopath to make a hour of standup to be as your first stand up... Keep it up man...also remember the reason why we (Suicidal people) don't kill themselves is for the harm reduction of those around us...the only thing keeping me from opting out.

Jennifer Browne

Litterally laughing so hard Im crying! Loved it!

Corkboard Podcast Network

This was wonderful. I would watch him again even if I didn’t know him. I’d be looking up late night bits right now.

Jye Hampton

Laughed pretty hard. I know you don't like praise, but I think you did great, and I'd like to see more.

Cynthia

This was absolutely fucking amazeballs. I was laughing the entire time. And the Batman/Scarecrow joke gave me a jump scare. It was brilliant. I'd get high and watch this again. 🤣

Tracie Hitter

I really needed to laugh today, and this made me laugh a lot.

Conrad Cowlrick

I rarely listen to/watch standup, sorry. Thanks for the nudge. Really enjoyed it

River Manning

Ohhh this was fuckin incredible, really hitting my niche of being a queer, polyamorous, mentally ill nerd 🙂‍↕️ I hope Anthony tours, I’d love to see this in the UK! 💞

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2026-09-06 03:00 When I attempted to off myself I legit got hung up on by a crisis hotline (not trevor!!) And laughed so hard I started coughing up the pills. Many years of therapy and hard work and I'm glad to tell people i'm here to stay!! I'm a creature of spite, and if I were meant to be dead the universe should be better at pest control. I'm glad you're here too Anthony, your creativity inspires me and even in those dark times you are still worthy.
2025-09-15 02:56

Audrey

obsessed with the fact that instead of any normal transition he just did a fucking DC joke, 100/10 I wish I could have gone to see it live

Chris Formisano

Go on kill Tony please. I’d love to see you take on those guys.

Dwight K

Really great stand-up! Had multiple laughter out loud moments!

Delaynie Potts

1. I laughed WAY too loud and it was a good thing. 2. Do not be eating around the 37 or 38 minute mark because you ~may~ almost snort greek yogurt with granola out your nose. 3. I cannot re-listen to this while at work or I will die trying not to laugh.

Tom Amos

Genuinely the best stand up set I've seen in a very long time

Jordyn May

this is such a lovely sentiment and I can tell you're a wonderful person to be around

Jocey

Absolutely hilarious. I annoyed the fuck out of my coworkers with my giggles.

Thaddeus Stoenner

That’s a really good way to put it, that’s a big part of why I’m still around as well.

Emilio95

“So that’s the end of the crowd work.” 🤣🤣🤣

Tonka Turnk

Been a subscriber for months now and finally gave this a listen. So damn funny and relatable. Thank you for not giving up, Anthony. You and the daddies have given me so much while going through some hard times, and I hope you know that you (and everyone else) are so loved.

Marissa Y.

Back again and I gotta say, every single time a friend of mine has a kid, I think of the climate change denier bit.

Froggie

This is funny af! I hope he does more down the road

ManicPixie

Dobby in the streets, calling them a Bad Person in the sheets

atakji

Anthony "tries" standup?! What a banger

Max Welsh

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Hanah Fuller

I haven’t laughed this hard at a stand up routine in years this was an absolute delight