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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 31 - Only Angels Have Legs (Patreon)

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2025-08-12 16:00:17
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2026-06
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A further, more thorough exploration of flight mechanics with a greater degree of urgency than before.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

We're All Gonna Die, starring Ashly Burch and Jordan Rodrigues, available for digital download!

https://wereallgonnadiemovie.com/

Info and tickets for Beth's solo show "Beth Wants the D":

Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/beth-wants-d

The japery begins TODAY (August 12) at 3pm EST over at the Youtooz website - will you answer the call of plush Scam Likely?

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Comments

Louis Frohock

I’m not ready for this series to be over

Artufex

Seeing the YouTooz figure for the first time just made me realize I always imagined Scam Likely looked like Choose Goose from Adventure Time.

Linden Staggs

I always imagined him looking like Magic Man from Adventure Time!!

Garrett Dunning

Excited as always for a new Peachyville adventure

Charlie

I would pay so much for a will widget

Noelle Bartley

Hope there’s a rocket jump joke 👀

TR0JJAAN

WALTER PAEDEN GODFATHER ONE SHOT WHEN???

Clay Teem

Kelsey opening up her legs literally made me almost crash my car from laughter

Jadon

As someone who has spent the last month binging through all the Bioshock games and DLC, I loved hearing Osama will fight Andrew Ryan in Rapture 😂😂😂😂

DankLord420

Francis is not Morty, he's Freddy's Whisky voice from Heaven Heist

Kaiju Waifu

So wait, DOES Freddie's character not have a fear of guns anymore???

John of Astora

Will, over the past few episodes this is some of the best content you guys have created it's insane. I can't wait to see how it ends ❤️

LilacIris

Those dice rolls..... and I feel for you Will

Thomas Mann

This is the funniest I’ve seen Matt be in a while lmao

Ethan

Will lets wayyy too many of the stretches fly I know he doesn’t want to say no but sometimes you have to

Smidazzle

Yaroslava’s line in the art goes so hard

Nobi Wolff

We have Kingdom Dad Monster for the full party kills

Nobi Wolff

Damn, Beth and Will bringing it on heavy.

Xavier Kadrmas

Would you call this a.... Mortar-hop?

k0nami_kid

Will's "hehe's" will always make my day a little better

Cesar

Blake will forever now be in "A New Hope" for me. Also I love the mental image of Kelsey spread haha

Xen Forest

So damn good. I’m so glad the team stuck together 😭

LilacIris

an Arty Bounce? Cannon climb?

LilacIris

This time I was okay with it (Blake got to skate too many times) , and I think it was partly the number of the party involved and it was a group effort

Ethan

It’s not even really their plan while they were falling that bugged me it’s been a lot of stuff in the last few episodes especially the ones where they were in Russia but when Francis is just like “I pass out so I can astral project” I rolled my eyes real hard lol

Cody Moriah

I think he did a really good job this episode. He listened to the crazy schemes, but he also imposed consequences that were worse than they wanted. (Anthony lost all but 1 luck, plane exploded.) He's come a long way from the Bigfoot arc!

Cody Moriah

Freddie read my Discord handle during the end credits!! This is my 0.05 seconds of fame. Thanks for having me, daddies!

Adam Potter

… is Freddie … my fav this season ….. much to consider

gaodene

“Smoke with the child…” 😥😥😮😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

UncleGreebus

i've listened to this podcast at work enough to get pretty good at muffling my laughter but Matt saying "tell him you're his new dad" made me openly snort

Rogzilla

As Will described the Howitzer, I immediately thought of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: “Hey, that’s an antitank rifle…OH SHIT THAT’S AN ANTITANK RIFLE” “Bitches love canons!”

Morgan Deakin

Whenever Matt gets that intense energy I die. He is so fucking funny. On the flip side Will with his emotional side breaking my heart. This episode was amazing! Can’t wait to see where they go from here.

Rolandersec

I’m not sure Timmy understood that Camus he was reading.

Mike Hawk

“Golden brate bridge” I hear it Beth fuckin nerd

Athena Jean

"Tell him you're his new dad" didn't get the reaction it deserved. Hilarious

Burgussie

I cant be the only one wanting another Freddie prison arc, had to be a peak s1 moment, but im just a tank

Oliver Fulayter

This episode was a bit chaotic, but I thought it was really good. Matt had me laughing my ass off at the beginning with that college story and his equal parts not minding death and then suddenly fighting for his life. Will and Beth... 🔥 🚒 🔥 Freddy and Anthony as always, thank you for being hilarious.

Not Grandma

That was some looney tunes ass shit lol

Lauren

Oh my god Matt is insane I love him

Maladapted

"I see the tears are coming, so I will excuse myself." The most American Nordic he's sounded

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

WOW WILL CAMPOS' DELIVERY.... HE LITERALLY LOST HIMSELF IN CHARACTER.... That was one of the best, immersive, authentic examples of DM NPC roleplay!

jhenkle

Matt really makes me want a video version.

Dando

Maybe, if you don't want men to tell you what to do... you shouldn't tell men what they are or are not allowed to say, on their own podcast with their own character. Low tier.

Everest

That’s exactly what I thought! It was Will’s flawless delivery of traumatized by horrible father + the I wish he had just let you go line. Also fuck the song slaps at the end it’s all tied in!

Lizby

Logical fallacy, appeal to hypocrisy. Also, calm down

Scloop

*lead

Alice Mac

Me getting to the point of the episode you're referring to and wondering why you're so mad 😂

Rob Wes

Point of clarity: We believe this individual is mad that the only woman on the podcast had feedback about a man on the same show who was pretending to be a woman doing something most women wouldn't do. Which ya know, refer to season 1.

lovo

Incredible episode - so many hilarious moments. I love when the dads have just an insane plan! Also, Freddie's soft "whee" just sent me I can't explain why.

OdyCus

Beth has seemingly forgot that Trudy has any one spell from the game

LN

Great episode! Everyone came in with great moments but man, I dunno if it was the fact that Matt thought he knew Kelsey’s fate or if he had a Coke Zero before recording but he was crushing it! So many zingers! I almost fell off the treadmill at “typically they can’t go back in” 😂 Can’t wait to see where Will takes them next!

ADoubleEgg

I feel like will DMing had broken Matt in a way that Anthony didnt

Connor Paisley

Oh Freddie, Pi from life of Pi is actually named after the french word for swimming pool not the math symbol

The letter H

Francis isn't a shitty Morty, he's a so-so squeaky-voiced teen from The Simpsons.

Atlas Quelch

The ending had me in tears, that convo with Trudy and Timmy was *chefs kiss* 🤌

Creekie05

Doesn’t the howitzer have a seat on it?

Luke Fasano

I feel like Tony got punished wayyyy too hard compared to whats happening later season. Yall are catching molotov cocktails, free falling from planes, and literally shooting yourselves in the head and surviving. Still love the show but it feels like no one is actually in danger

Arthur Williams

Beth's crafty, she might be sitting on it till the end. Like TMOD

Gigi

pi is absolutely not named after the math symbol it was a nickname for Piscine which is french for pool he was named after a swimming pool LOL

Gigi

i think you have a very fair point and i agree. but i will say for this particular episode i understand the difficult position will is in when half your players decide to nuke themselves in the hopes that he won’t kill off all of them 😂

Angela Shrader

I thought the same! Did he get over it? I didn’t think he had.

Nay Bruh

I'm a nervous flyer and had to fly this morning so figured I'd save listening to the episode to distract me from my panic... somehow forgot they'd all be talking about falling out a plane WOOPS

Lula Hiigel

I imagined him looking like the spidery man in the furnace from “Spirited Away” and I can’t say why.

Jessica S

I was waiting the whole epizode for someone to remember Blake's gun phobia. I was not disappointed.

Rachel Luna

Feeling kinship with Matt bc I too have woken up at 3am and frantically googled how to survive falling out of a plane.

May B.

thanks for keeping me company in an hour bus ride, beth and the others!

Dean U

“What do you guys wanna do for this session?” “Do you remember the opening mission of saints row: the third? That”

Risotto

Speechless that they would bring up japan - especially in relation to ww2 - and STILL end the sentence on a positive note. Stop disregarding their many many war crimes, stop japanism!! They were just as awful as the german and italian nazis during the war and have destroyed, abused and massacred so many other peoples in their history. What makes it all even worse, is that after the war till now they do NOTHING to take responsibility, reflect on their history OR even remember and teach their people about it! Don't let their wonderful PR brainwash you guys!!

Paul

ANTHONY, if you could please your next peachy fact to advise people to stop using milk to wash the pepper they use while cooking and the gas from said cooking out of there eyes. WATER ONLY for the gasses and there are medicated wipes for the pepper but absolutely no milk!

Delta Force

Wow how lame of an outcome of the fall. The fact that some of those actions would have 100% taken longer then a second is dumb. (Yes i play dnd i understand turns) on top of a unconscious person holding on to someone in mid air. Smh there shouldve been something negative out of it way to much player favoritism in keeping people alive.

137

I live in Japan and they talk about Japanese war crimes on the news, on national television. My kids heard about it from school. They did an expose on a man who has PTSD from serving as security outside one of these places. You have several WW2 veterans on tv who've dedicated their lives to teaching about the awful things Japan did. I'm from the US and they never teach about Bud Djao, the Chilean Coup D'Etat or any the other numerous crimes. I've been to the Netherlands and couldn't find anything about the ethnic cleansing they did for nutmeg... I've been all over the world and I haven't seen a more honest country. We could tit for tat all day, I'm sure. But I want to be clear why I'm even pointing this out. This Japan bashing, is emboldening the far right here in Japan. They cite stuff like this, point out that other countries don't have their war crimes thrown in their face, and are creating a conspiracy around it. And it's working. Thanks to people spouting their mouth without knowing anything. Repeating the same BS I was told in school, it's working. Thank you

Risotto

Thanks for your input! The argument's not convincing tho. Hearing about smth in school or the news and actively anchoring it in curriculums and encouraging new and old generations to engage, confront and reflect the wrongdoings of their country are far apart. Apparently you haven't been to too many countries if japan strikes you as one of the "most honest" ones I'm afraid. It's lovely that there are individuals who are attempting to educate the public! Best of luck to them! However if the state isn't doing the same, especially in how they're handling international politics with the peoples they've abused, you can tell how "honest" and genuine the reflecting/remembering efforts appear on the global scale. Also I'm very off put by your last comment. The responsibility of the rise of fascism lies not with the (past) victims speaking up for themselves and spreading awareness. It's not our responsibility or fault if the right is twisting our words and disregarding the message. It's a complex issue that's rooted in the mistreatment of different social classes by the state most likely.

Supsupcool

Yes it is a show near the end of the season so having a PC death/ 3PC deaths would be series destroying but I don't believe there were no consequences 1. Francis lost all his luck 2. Moth man dead 3. THERE STRANDID IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN I would argue that this is will valueing his players agency and choices aswell as commuting to the consequences that came from previous deciosn (brunhilda deal)

Delta Force

True true. I just thought it sounded kinda dumb that they grasped at anything to make their characters still live when i know dang well their predicament was more serious then a slow float down to water. I like the show just wish there was more danger and horror lol

137

Nhk is the national news. My kids go to public school... They are an arm of the state. This is where people learn about this stuff. I've been to/lived in Korea, Philippines, Thailand, Germany, France, England, Ireland, Spain, United States, India. Every single one is filled with people complaining about things that happened before and refusing to fix their very real problems today. Because it's easy. Please point out a country that can't do a better job pointing out the awful things they have done/ are doing today

Kyle Kalmbach

Isn't Freddy afraid of guns in this?

Royal Speed

I was wondering, didn’t Will say that if they used all their luck, they would automatically succeed whatever it is that they’re trying to do? Back when Freddie used all of his so that Tony would survive the car crash. Or am I remembering that wrong?

NinjaMJ

You missed the perfect opportunity to call it a “rocket jump”

liam morin

bioshock mentioned rahhh!! IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW

ArtcicSnorlax

kelsi should get the Stand D4C to swap with Alt versions of herself

Jasper Hulme

I don't want Trudy's sons to fight 😭😭😭 this episode has destroyed me it's been funny and devastating I love it, fuckin top quality ep

GuyLou

Couldn’t find a dick shaped continent and Europe was right there 🤦🏼

Ed Cook

Damn. Will is way more generous in letting them live than I probably would have. They failed so many times while falling.

Jason Doty

Idk about you will but when you jump out of a building, you don't go up. L9l

Jakob Medlin

It angers me when i hear people say Rick and Morty and time travel. That is like Rick only rule. TIME IS OFF LIMITS! WE DO NOT FUCK WITH TIME! They did it one time in one episode with the nutsack monsters and now everyone thinks they time travel. They do Interdimensional travel. Way cooler than time travel.

Kaylin Creason

No!!! I can’t listen to Will act-cry cause then I cry 😭

Brinn Caldera

Whenever someone has both advantage and disadvantage, they need to roll 3 times and take the middle result!

Kaila Flickinger

Everyone does such a good job, but I love when Beth or Will really get to express emotion in a scene 🥹 they really give it their all

Michael Shocklee

Can anyone tell me why Anthony pushing his roll forced the leg to explode? Pushing was never supposed to force a bad response, just cause a worse response if the roll failed.

Marissa Y.

I always imagine The Library as the spidery guy in Spirited Away. I have absolutely no basis for this but I imagine Scam as Prince Turniphead in Howl's Moving Castle. (Apparently all these eldritch beings are animated by Miyazaki in my mind!)

Marissa Y.

I believe it was a way to give him an out besides using his one luck. He hadn't rolled to push yet when he suggested it so I think it was a trade.

Ryan Frederick

i loved the glenn in prison arc idk who's out there hating it 😭

Sata Prescott

That is only dick-shaped for an eldritch horror.

rchyza

JUSTICE FOR MOTH

Laura

Damn Will. Give that man an Oscar

Ivy Smith

Give me a will for my desktop

A. List

Fully agree about "Stray Dog," it's excellent and a rare cinematic window into Tokyo in the late 40s/early 50s. Plus, Mifune looks incredible.

Addie Durrett

Listening to this high and Beth’s speech at 34 mins is making me tear up

Wiggles MD

Remember way back when, when will said he’s not a good actor? I think about that EVERY SINGLE TIME HE MAKES ME CRY! Will!! Holy shit! You’re insane!!! Beth, you aren’t off the hook either, oh my gooooood. Crying at work