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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 32 - Lifeboat (Patreon)

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2025-08-26 16:00:19
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2026-06
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A bowling team finds themselves adrift in the mid-Atlantic.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

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Jack

WE IN THIS

Quizpuke !

No jokes in the title? Dad I'm scared

Dc20303

Let’s get this butter

Caleb

Xolo. Matt and Will should read the Eric Carle alphabet book with their kids

Kodow

Yippee

Robert Snitchler

Why the Atlantic? Wouldn't Russia technically be closer to America's West Coast?

Nicholas Gay

The swimming scene is going down as one of the best in the series imo

Nirta

"if i want to talk to an asshole I'll fart" is my new favorite sentence 😂👌🏻

Shane Compton

“It only cuts boats” killed me

Jeff Sparrow

Thats what ive been thinking every episode LOL. Like, they went over all of Europe before crashing?

Robert Snitchler

Like if anything they should have crashed in the Canadian wilderness.

Everest

Newt, nighthawk, nightingale

skettibiscuit

Proud to be a member of the dungeons and dragons patreon 😜

banana Peel

SHE’S THE NEW BIG SHANE

banana Peel

Definitely closer to the west coast for sure. But the screams left from Nebraska in the midwest and landed in the ussr, presumably near Lithuania, which is far closer to the rest of Europe. I haven’t done any math but maybe it’s closer to fly over Europe as opposed to all of Asia.

banana Peel

Adding the beth may horse movie to my wishlist of bonus content. right next to the teens staying the night in beth may’s haunted mansion.

Cody Moriah

Literally my same thought 😭

GoblinGuy

I had been picturing Timmy as just slightly older than BB (maybe 9-11?) so for will to think/act like he was OLDER THAN FRANCIS is both super funny and makes WAY more sense in retrospect

Louis Frohock

I don’t understand how they got into the Atlantic if they were in Russia and crossing the pacific

Rylee Culbertson

Loved the intro considering im listening to it while waiting for my plane to take off!

Eddy B

“Thank god sperm doesn’t work that way…”

Myorp

PAUSE THE EPISODE, KICKING THE DOOR IN, V ANIMAL, VISCACHA.

Myorp

My favorite little dude of the hour. Chinchilla adjacent. They all look so tired and haggard it's great, worth a google

Valyra

foot episode when

Jacob B.

"We have to put ourselves in the horse autobiography of the sky sperm." Goes on the list of sentences only ever said once. This episode was totally epic narwhal bacon!

TheAnntagonist

Screaming in my car "XOLO DOG! INTERCEPTOR!" 😂

Doyle Just Doyle

maybe extra content warning for Violence Against Children --- that slap (~43-45min) was in character, and also _a lot, all of a sudden_

Drednot

Timmy is the new marbles

Briana Bray

I'm a preschool teacher & X-ray fish is what I use for my 2s, if I'm Pre-K I use xerus (squirrelish critter). U is urchin & v is vulture ✨

Leo Hall

That ending 🥹

B. J. Boyd

I forgot about Will‘s watch so when Trudy slapped Francis and that electronic chime went off, I thought Esther put a sound effect in there for a robotic slap.

Chorale Getchell

U was always umbrella bird for me. V was vixen. N was nit. We played a lot of Tiger By The Tail when I was a kid, and I still play it a lot with my kid.

xatlern

Very glad that they established Timmy's canonical age, because I had thought he was like 8-10 but then it seemed like Will was playing him as being way older and I couldn't remember if they'd ever said his age or I'd just assumed it.

GoblinGuy

Same with Milton honestly. I always assumed he was around BBs age/slightly older (maybe like? 11?) but it feels like Will plays him around Francis’s age/older which makes him SO much more concerning. I already read Milton as “young kid that’s too clingy with his Aunt and doesn’t know when enough is enough” but if he’s meant to be older teens ish that COMPLETELY changed his character/how dangerous he is

GoblinGuy

I just realized in the opening, Will says Water Bison BEFORE Matt says Vampire Bat.. and then BLAMES Matt for his bad choice!

SonOfABoofo

This episode gave very “We’re on a boat” by Lonely Island vibes. By which I mean there are people on a boat. That’s all.

Chaos_

I always thought Timmy was 13/14

Daenielle

Xoloitzcuintli is a dog breed that starts with X but idk if it counts lol

Lapsley Ewing

At the end when Freddy is reading credits and stuff, he talks about if we want to go commercial free then we should join the dungeons and dragons patreon.

Logan Bo-Bogan

So a boat knife actually is sharp. It just has a blunted tip so it doesnt puncture any PFDs or rafts

Redsriding

Blake and Kelsey not knowing how to swim is fuxking sending me

Redsriding

FORGET IT JAKE ugh guys i loved this one , the end rocked

Silent H

i was thinking the same thing

Jayehes

Was not expecting a Soul Eater reference lmao

Arthur Williams

Blake just blasting a kid for disrespecting his mom is so on brand!!

Laeticia

ah yes, the Dungeons and Dragons patreon😌

Jay Owens

Also a sea anchor isn't an anchor attached with a rope

Morgan D

Doing a relisten and I'm like 12 eps in, i jump back to this and its still Borat references 😂

eatmygerms

that's a good idea! I should do that

Mizzle

Ive never been so pissed off I'm up to date listening to this. What do you mean I have to wait 2 weeeeeeeks?

Matt Bond

“Thank God sperm doesn’t work that way” - hysterics in my car 🤣

KingRacer97

Truly turned into Ron for a moment there with the horse LOL

MrsCarterOfMars

X-ray fish is the one in in my toddlers ABC book

cobb

Man I love this podcast I've listened to every episode more than once at this point but damn this episode just felt like a filler EP ngl, swimming scene is top tier tho

Brittany Rohr

I got the animal for X - Xenopus (clawed frog)

Nan McVicker

"That's what I get for being a cuck" im ded

Himbo

I’m listening to this as I’m flying out of Nebraska

Andrea Davidson

xoloitzcuintli a dog variety from Mexico

Kim Barbaria

‘Thank god it doesn’t work that way’ 💀

GhostBrod

Freddie’s “Rack Max— nope back to Max now” joke was underrated

Nolan

Anthony’s Austin powers comeback against will was so fucking sharp

NJT

Just a fellow parent who has read alphabet books to my kids absolutely screaming X RAY FISH in my car for the first 12 minutes of the podcast.

DartmouthDave

Xiphosura or Horseshoe Crab..... terrifying.....great monster

Jeremy

I can say with certainty you do learn how to tie a bowline knot in basic training for the Navy, 😆 I have no idea about the other branches though.

OhHiLane

Listening to the intro while actually on a plane

Hawk

I never comment on here but this one got me… need you to know I opened Google and have been going :0 at every single image. What a wonderful little creature I will be telling everyone I know abt them

ShannyKrik

This is is PERFECT. Cadence is PERFECT. INCREDIBLY done

Jasper Hulme

it makes me sad that Francis and Trudy are kind of at odds because of the Mothman stuff and because her real son is here now (her and Francis' heart to heart after his attempt really choked me up) but I do like that rather than be unfailingly gracious and pleasant Trudy gets to be messy and imperfect at handling things

lizardqueen6969

The splashing sounds of Blake in the water sent me 😭

Isis

Missed opportunity for an enemies to lovers thing 😭

Isis

I hope you recover from whatever illness compelled you to Nebraska

Himbo

Unfortunately I was born and raised but I’m finally leaving

Corkboard Podcast Network

Yeah they definitely should have settled on Timmy being Milton’s age at 14. I mean it might be weird at this age, but give them like seven-ten years and it won’t be that big of a deal. (Also the 50s where technology and entertainment moved much slower, thus reducing the cultural differences and time between “generations” significantly) Lots of couples are within a five year age gap. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Aubry Tucker

The unhinged energy of this episode is top teir

drmimms

The opener is hilarious -- Freddy gives such good pilot voice!

Oof

Hey should have let Kelsey die and put his foot down last episode with the shenanigans it took to save her

Jason Doty

This is how you start a podcast. This is what I pay good money. Haha I was dying laughing just listening to you guys name off animals while Beth tells a story. Lol

Drake Nuzzo

Absolutely criminal neglect of Beth within the first five minutes 😭 WE LOVE YOU BETH

KyWrites

Omg I'm completely caught up after a year of watching through all three seasons. I don't know what to do with myself now that I have to wait. I'm obsessed.

Morgan Deakin

Relistening to this and noticed someone said Jackalope as a J animal and they aren’t real. There have been too many times this year I’ve heard people mention jackalopes 😂

Daniel

Hi yes I’m from Nebraska and you’re right Anthony it’s all good

Myorp

This is the most important comment reply I have ever gotten...thank u...

Myorp

In my head BB was like, 12, timmy started at like 7 and slowly morphed towards ten, and milton has always been a 7-8 to me so I'm totally lost lol

Aaron Poret

Anyone else cringe every time they said Atlantic Ocean? Ya know… since they’re coming from Russia to US, and that’d be the pacific. Also traveling EAST lol

Loz

the gas leak in the room was strong this episode they were fighting for their lives on that intro 😂

DjTravioli

Wasn't Timmy homeschooling?

Audrey

the hardest I've laughed in weeks was the drowning scene, props to freddie that was so fucking funny

Chloe Borrero

maybe they took the scenic route 😂

Charleen Lamphere

As a girl with an Equine Science degree, this episode has me concerned about what the masses think we do with horses 🤣

Ethan

Crazy that it took 32 episodes to determine Timmy’s age lol

Cody Luthy

Just throwing this out there... Couldn't everyone just have used the fishing stuff in the first aid kit to just catch fish?? Trudy just needed like 1 more days worth of fuel. And if you caught two fish it would have been enough to keep everyone else from starving.. I dunno tho I might have missed something 🤔

Elijah Andrade

The swimming scene was really freaking funny XDD I was dying 🤣 at work

Byron Morris

Anthony made me look into the Wow signal after that microwave comment… it absolutely was not caused by a microwave…

Andrew Foradas

I think hearing Trudy, crestfallen, say "... but it's from the perspective of a horse!" is right up there with "Silent Night" for the funniest shit I've experienced with this podcast.

Braxton Hahn

Anthony having the guts to say "what do you want us to do" when HE jumped out of the plane last episode into the ocean is hilarious

Marissa Y.

Thank you for this joy on this bleary work day. I identify with this animal in my soul.

Marissa Y.

As soon as the Francis/Timmy dynamic kicked off, the sound of hundreds to thousands of AO3 writers opening up a new document was deafening.

Emilio95

“It only cuts boats.” FUCK 😭🤣

Matthew Morse

The Drowning scene is so fuckin funny and peak comedy audio design

Devon Willingham

The microwave theory for the wow signal was proven to be false. They still don’t know what it was