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Mack Jacy

Let’s goooo💪🏻💪🏻

Ashi

I’ve been waiting all day for this 🥰

Guac-Man

WAS LISTENING TO OLD EPISODES FORGETTKNG THAT THE NEW EP WAS TODAY

CHenry

This shit dropping is the highlight of my week most weeks!!!

gribbydibby

glad to see marbles make another appearance in the art!

Smidazzle

Dude another McDonald’s ad is crazy

Dc20303

Day immediately got better getting this notification

Sofiathehuman

My favorite podcast releases a new episode on my BIRTHDAY!!! I’m losing my mind!!! Hehehe

Chrys

Fuck yes, I love this season so much. And yes season 2 was great but I think all of them are the best season

zo perry

the return of cum nuggets!? 😳

Maxy

I thought Francis’s favorite movie was Birth of a Nation

Andrew Worthington

Don't you love it when Trudy got plowed over? Heh oh Will

Daniel Bryn

I feel like Trudy's about to threaten to kill someone's mother

Jamie Burke

this episode is so fuckin funny. Well done

Garrett Dunning

My Peachy Tuesday has me nervous!!! I am biting my nails as this one comes near the end.

ADoubleEgg

"We have a bomb that we can use on our way to go get more bombs" "we need to rotate a horse" 🤣

JtheDon

Crazy how my I get paid the same week as new episodes. Its a nice combo

TJ!

Exceptionally horny and rowdy❤️

Joseph David Brown

the way will paused before he said "bits"when talking about Anthony and Matt jerking each other off😂😂😂😂

Mitochondria

Can’t believe they brought back the nuggets but haven’t talked about urology :/

Lukeoftheirish

A Virgin who can’t learn needs to be on a hat

billpretzelhoof

Freddie's "right away sir" was so damn cute

Petr Busov

This one is INSANE! HOKY SHIT. Might be my favorite episode ever!

Matty Major

Thank you Daddies for all you do for daddy kind.

Arthur Williams

Excellent SpongeBob reference Beth. Top tier

Shawn Bryan

Anthony, I see your Predator joke. That was fucking good.

Bearonavirus

I thought Marbles ran off into the forest a bunch of episodes back?

Marco P

This is the best worst episode ever

Ryan Frederick

we Need to stop with the cats in danger i don't need the panic attacks 😭

Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse

Start of the episode looking at the art: "huh I wonder what's up with the horse" 2/3rds thru the episode looking at the art: "aahh, I see."

Joseph David Brown

listening to this very sick, this has made my day thank you dads

Joshua Scuderi

Saw the episode was almost 2 hours long and thought wow there’s going to be a bunch of story in this episode. I shouldn’t have expected anything more.

DarkVorrBugg

Easily one of the funniest episodes

Jeff Burns

I’ve never heard Anthony laugh so hard holy shit lol

The Overthinker

I think Will and I were headed to the same conclusion re turning into a car: Roll Machincal to tell the magic how a car works, and since it burns fuel, for every minute you drive around, take a point of damage. My players pull this kind of thing sometimes, and giving them what they want with balance is one of the great challenges of GMing.

DaSkruff

"Oooooooh, I can't dance with no body!"

Exacerbation

Kelsey: I'm driving, so everyone what's the plan? Also Kelsey, moments later: ~8 minutes of planning, laser-focused on possessing and spinning an eldritch horror in pursuit

ToastedToast

You could say she is “all girl no rhythm”

GhostBrod

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM MENTIONED RAAAHAHHHH

Dvds

I'm dying laughing at how complicated the plan got while Beth accurately points out at the start how easily her spell could solve the entire problem

Luis Garcia

Loved Beth’s callback to Kingdom Dad Monster

Apollo Ripley

All this talk about head- and yet at 50 minutes in, I have yet to hear that Trudy is maneuvering like the head in The Thing. That would be hilarious

Apollo Ripley

Fucking Anthony making a Predator reference 🤣 "Man, your trunk is so big! Man, your trunk is so big!" Lmaooo

Daniel Roberts

No other podcast can burn 45min at an intersection doing absolutely nothing..... and make it perfection

Golden_Grimm

Hopefully they can get those spins next episode 🤣

Mary

I was eating Trader Joe’s Mac and Cheese (classic og full cal version, if you are curious) when Will said his Shmega joke and i had to pause— take my mac and cheese to the kitchen throw it away and then run my dishwasher cycle for my fork just so i could return to the podcast— unpause for more circumcision bit— remember the shmega comment and feel so moved that i had to write an essay in the comments (while the podcast is paused so i can return with my undivided attention ofc)

Brandon Sifuentez

I open app, immediately see the horse, do a triple take. I’m like, WHAT happens 😆😆 how do they get there lol

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

I just re-listened to Gungans and Daddies, and *Spoilers* If I had a nickel for every time a robot character in this show loses their body, and then litigates how they should be capable of biting someone, I’d have two nickels.

Noot noot nerd

Was hilarious and great in the first half, but really felt like the momentum fell off here kind of like in season 2 with the players taking ages to figure out some overcomplicated way of resolving the current issue

Erika Auglis

Hey hi sorry. I thought I was a good hyper-fixated listener, when did Marbles come back?

Erika Auglis

Also fun fact I thought/hoped for the two BB incident it was actually Marbles since Marbles had the two different eyes/was combined.

Jeek

Holy shit. The whole horse/car shape changing conversation. 😂 please sell merch

skyler burkett

i feel like the cast is losing irl sanity points as this season goes on. this has to be the most wild episode so far (in a good way)

Andrew

Hopefully we can get some more mini campaigns.

Walker

I've only listened to the first 45 minutes but this is already my favorite episode of any season hands down, this energy is chaotic in all the best ways

Jean-Paul

This one’s a hall of famer. Well done

Claire Wilson

This episode is bananas. I'm only 28 minutes in and my cheeks hurt from smiling so much!

Matthew Fidler

If next episodes intro isn't a spoof of the Bojack outro I'll be a little upset

@UrMomsHouse

Shifting from reverse to drive that fast will kill the transmission 😂

Cain Morgan

Did Freddie sound really hot in that outro this time or was it just me?

Marc Wasserman

Freddie....I was asked in college (by a very attractive person) if I had a lighter...I did not....I've carried a zippo every day since for exactly that reason...in about 13 years it has in fact only come in handy about half a dozen time.

Emily

Boot Scoot Trudy

MangaWitch808

Was Freddie high when he did that passionate pitch for the Patreon at the end of the episode? 😂😂😂😂

Hayden Wachob

Truly one of the goofiest episodes, holy fuck

Buttnol Molson

Freddie's horse noises just sound like Yoda when he goes crazy

Mika Aapakallio

seeing the horse in the art and waiting the whole ep for when the fuck it comes into play was so worth it

Hey kid, immacomputer

This was the hardest I've laughed since the trial of Glenn Close.

Joseph David Brown

if liking a post is high fiving someone, commenting is MOUTH KISSING. it's messier, more personal, and I PREFER IT.

James Ian Worrall

Beth, I’ve been using SpongeBob big toe driving as my standard for 14 years now.

Lula Hiigel

For the record, I would totally buy an art book featuring all the wild illustrations that have been made for this season.

Byron Morris

Rumor has it Matt is still spinning somewhere

Thaddeus Pinakiewicz

lol will can’t handle the chaos. Bring back Anthony as dm, man could handle the shenanigans of the players elegantly.

Jean-Paul

it’s a diff dynamic because they’re diff people. The players take the piss out of will more because he’s like a cool teacher. Tony brings a different kind of heat but stays deadpan or in a character voice thru chaos. Just listen to the show man when its good it’s gold

Lexie Carr

Would not recommend listening to this while taking public transit. I kept having to pause the episode and take deep breaths, so I didn’t burst out laughing amidst crowds of strangers sitting in silence. Such a fun episode!!

EV Lealock

I’m just going to put down that Turbo Teen came out in 1984 and that guy had no problem turning into a sports car.

J.upit.er

It is wild that one horse doesn't equal one horsepower

SonOfABoofo

If Freddie dies he should play Kelsey’s brother

Max B

Anthony’s laughing genuinely warmed my heart, this episode feels like an uncut episode

SuperNerd Che

Good god every time I listen I’m inspired to push my players to follow through with their stupid ass shit bc IT JUST WORKS

The Crow Witch

I don't think I've ever heard Anthony laugh so hard. ❤️

BT Bishop

That's why I come here, what other actual play podcast can give me this much foreskin content

Eddy B

Wild episode! Loved itttttt!!

Britt Klein

I picked the wrong episode to listen to while driving

Rose

Wow, never thought I'd hear Wolverhampton Wanderers mentioned on this podcast, lol

CampFIRE Canada

... I just want to subscribe and unsuscribe with a second account just to bug Freddy..

Shaun_qb

I love that Freddie went from playing a man who was secretly a cat to playing a horse that is secretly a man

Jonah Waterham

Blake hid Marbles from Trudy I think. But Marbles never left

Perkuse

Uncircumsized episode*

Joseph David Brown

by the way sorry about the overuse of capital letters it makes it look cringey

Joseph David Brown

that's what she said(idk if it works??? I've been scrolling thru all the comments just to find one🥲)

David Resoluth

This episode was a laughter royale like a oner! It never cut! So much wild stuff coming from Matt, and Anthony just can’t stop laughing was hilarious!😂

Aingeru

Can't wait to hear the great circumcision jokes next episode because of autism-circ "connection"

Juan Epson

Took a year and a half, but I'm finally caught up on all 3 seasons

Shiggy

This shit is hilarious

Ralph

Hopefully we don’t. It’s becoming the piss joke of this season, and that wasn’t really funny from season 2 IMHO. Both have that same lack of Beth chuckles and I think that’s pretty telling 🤷🏽‍♂️

Rasmus Kørner

I actively listened to that part and almost was sad I couldnt become a patron again🤣

Adam Parker

I like to imagine that after the Valhalla bit before Blake turns into Sleipnir Odin's 8 legged horse

Matthew Moore

Coworkers thinking I’m crazy now cause at one point busted out laughing in the middle of the production floor 😂😂

Bex Boster

I have never heard Anthony crash out laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kart

Wooooomp womp

Juan Epson

Had to go back and double check it was actually him!

Emeryth

Anthony’s laughing fit took me tf out. I beg of you all- please make this happen more. 😂😭🤡 Sincerely, crying from laughing at that crashout.

liam morin

i did get a bit overwhelmed by the piss jokes in season 2, but imo this season hasnt overdone autism jokes that much.

liam morin

this is the best plan you guys have ever come up with

Damana

The horse plan bit had me in tears on my drive to work this morning lmaooo

Codey mcfate

Two things, I love how Will messed up the rules so bad that Beth is only a head (you only instantly die if you take enough damage equal to your MAX hp, not current) and the all forgot that Suggestion can make someone cause physical harm to themselves. So Beth could have told Francis’ mom to kill herself or run off the cliff.

Imogen Looker

She would have taken 16 damage total no? And her max was 14 I thought

Kaylin Creason

“I, once again, would like to argue” —title of Freddie’s memoir

corundum liqueur

Had one of those cars with backwards facing seats as late as 2005. Used it primarily to beg 18 wheelers to honk on long road trips

Benson

Wow I love Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie

Tales from the RED

"You're just a virgin who can't learn." Is this a CLUELESS reference from Will? Love it.