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This week the Dads check in with one another emotionally. They also grapple with the ethics of fast food chain promotions and receive a message from a vacationing Beth.

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Cooper Shampine

Its time for the Bweeewm Bwewm Bwewm Bwewm Bwewm Bwewmmmm Bweeeeeewmmm

Smidazzle

Hell yea another one

JoJo the Yonko

Yesssss the peach pit!!!!!! I have sat in suspense!!!

Matty Major

Oh yay Tuesday! Peach Pit for all the little content consumers.

Nathan Sharpe

As for being the stupidest dnd podcast, yall are second only to Dragon Friends

JoJo the Yonko

I absolutely love the home brew take you guys have on D&D you play it how my friends and I have played our whole lives!!!! Such good comedy I am also enjoying the new system I would love to see them go back to D&D but I’m happy either way great job on this show.

Maria M

…This was somehow so wholesome. Please tell me y’all had the check in that Will was earnestly suggesting after this record.

Lukeoftheirish

Beth signing off with the Dying Light phrase was peak

Sam Elgart

If you're in the discord server there's a channel for peach pit question submission!

Keira Jade

My group plays for 6-10 hours 1-2 times a week and then we usually hang out outside of D&D at least once a week too. And we spend off days talking about how excited we are to see each other again. We’re all adults with lives and jobs. I think we might be a polycule.

Apollo Ripley

Swift is a white supremacist. Its not just the dog whistles in her music and her misogynoir, its who she hangs out with, who shes dated, and her merch- literally lightning bolts in the same direction as SS and there's EIGHT?? dawg. Drop her. Shes a terrible singer, can't play guitar, can't dance, and is destroying genres of music with how shit she is. Most of her fan base is too illiterate to grasp this

Maxy

I think they check in out of order because it is how they are flying in formation, not because of their number

Bradley Parker

This episode confirms they need yet another podcast where they just talk about nonsense for 45 minutes 😂

Apollo Ripley

I fucking LOVE Dying Light! Top tier game ❤️‍🔥

Marcus

To all the furries here, what do yall think Freddie’s fursona is?

Joshua Morales

Luke inherits the call sign Red 5 after the previous pilot dies in the Battle of Scarif, and another pilot get it during the Battle of Endor. Also they reply out of order because it's based off their last name.

Tommie the Tired

Apollo, I am a severely depressed non-binary middle school teacher. Taylor Swift and theses dudes right here are part of my survival plan. Please for the love of the Earth just let people just enjoy things. Taylor isn't a blatant Nazi & isn't doing the level of evil that others are. Just let us have some things. Because everything is on fire and my reasons for sticking around are few.

Ko-Wahi Kit

Holy shit, I didn’t think anyone else in the world was afraid of the old Blob movie. I was a little kid who liked spooky stuff, so I convinced my parents to let me buy the vhs from a yard sale. Keep in mind this is the old one with Steve McQueen that opens with a doowop number chipperly saying to “Beware of the Blob.” A song that’s about as terrifying as the classic Addams Family intro. Well that night I wanted to watch it, but obviously no one else in the family did. So my dad was in his office, mom was working in her craft room, and my sisters were out with friends. I’m alone in the living room watching this film and it is scaring the fuck out of me. That scene Matt describes where the blob lurches up the stick onto the man’s hand? I still think about it and it’s in the first twenty minutes of the film. Anyways by the time I finished the movie I was so disturbed I took it to my mom and dad and said it was too scary and I wanted to get rid of it. I think they were sorta amused because, again, this is the 1958 Blob starring Steve McQueen that opened with a doo-wop song. I still get deeply disturbed by melting people. I watched Nope and for a solid month after I would get visceral flashbacks to That Scene, and the tar man zombie spooked the fuck out of me. Glad to know I’m not the only one scarred by what I’m sure in retrospect is a very goofy 50s B-movie. As a horror fan it’s one of my favorite experiences to date.

Michael Purscell

The Vader clip does not sound weird. It’s a question with he and me stressed and there’s no upward inflection in the middle like the Swedish chef

Eric Willey

Spoiler for Dragon Friends \ / \ / Paraphrased: Dave, I just looked at my sheet and I have spells?! -Freezo

Daniel Roberts

S TIER. hands down. This is why we pay the money. Perfectly encapsulates men checking in with each other..... keep up the good work.

Brandon R

Pretty sure Anthony’s view that this is how normal people play dnd is very skewed by the fact that he has a lot of funny comedian/writer friends he plays with. Most campaigns I’ve played in the people trying to be funny are trying way too hard and the worst to be at the table with.

Emily L

Men at 10am argue over McDonald's monopoly which means they argue over nothing. 😂😂

Louis Frohock

Not me pausing the peach pit to YouTube that clip

Bearonavirus

I have a pretty convoluted potential explanation based on actual military experience in my lifetime

brok Dodds

My next character will be named, "Pussy Galore".

Teh Birb

I have NEVER heard the extended BEWWBENENEW BEWW BEWW BEEWWWWWW song what a treat

Apollo Ripley

Hi. I'm 18 months without work because I was illegally terminated, and im in a lawsuit. On my license, my sex marker is 'X', and I have so much depression and stress that I have an autoimmune disease and several other conditions caused by stress, because being without work in LA while living in the country that is the model of fascism since its inception isn't fun. People choose to ignore that the entire system and both parties are entirely fascist. You are asking me to let you enjoy someone who actively causes harm to BIPOC- many of whom are speaking out about the many dogwhistles that are in her many albums. Everything from the "Emoty Africa Trope", tokenizing Black culture, using queer culture as a stepping stone, infantilizing herself yet again in another album filled with conservative tradwife culture bullshit- she normalizes white supremacy and mediocrity. And yeah, her new merchant necklace literally has 8 SS lightning bolts. Ya know that 'H' is the eighth letter of the alphabet? Yeah, nazi dogwhistle. She regularly hangs out with MAGA and other white supremacists because she IS one. Youre a teacher? Then please set an example by recognizing her for what she is, and listening to someone better. You said she isnt a blatant nazi- that doesn't mean shes not one lmao shes just kinda okay at hiding it from people who don't pay attention due to how normalized this shit is. Normalization is how we continue to allow Trump to happen. "She isn't doing the level of evil that others are." Youre admitting she is doing evil, just poorly. Do you not hear yourself?? Yeah, everything is on fire- usually the case where I live (except today due to la niña). Do better. As a teacher, DO BETTER. Listen to The Gorillaz, as they support a free Palestine. Listen to indie bands that don't get paid shit because mediocrity, like Swift, get platformed over them. Listen to literally so many better artists who have better music and morals. There are plenty of them. Quit using excuses for white supremacy; it already has enough people defending it. I'm not attacking you. I'm asking you to wake up, pay attention, and do better for BIPOC and queer community, especially considering youre at least one of those things that I know of. None of us are free until we are all free, my friend, and I empathize with the struggle. Be safe out there 💖

Seth Scott

It's always Age of Stars. Platinumed the game.

ytr y

This was an especially endearing episode

GuppyPuppy3

Based on his own story of a report on the animal (in season 1) WOMBAT

GuppyPuppy3

The perfect D&D play group doesn’t exis—

ChaosBear

Need more Beth's Mom Facts

xatlern

The security footage complaint reminded me of one of my pet peeves which is when someone in a show or movie gets a phone call and the contact photo of the person calling shows up on the screen and it's clearly a professional headshot. That's not the picture you make a contact photo, it's always a candid or a selfie, usually it's gotta be the dumbest looking candid ever.

Kart

Dude you’re crazy

Claire Wilson

Beth's mum sounds exactly like I expected Beth's mum would sound.

Heartland Animation

I LOVED the Saudi riff. That would make a great spoof mission small video game.

Jakob Medlin

I love you guys so much. I’ve been watching back through season 1 and I’ve been getting emotional. My life was so much more simple when season 1 was releasing. Life has gotten so complicated and I almost feel lost but when I listen to you guys I can escape. I get away from the flames. Freddy and Will, you guys have always been a part of my life and now I feel like I know all of you equally and I love you guys.

J.upit.er

Red40 checking in

Nicole Kinsley

WHY DID THAT SHEEP SOUND LIKE ANTHONY?

Edward Osborne

Thanks Anthony: I stole your Odyssey joke to make my Mom laugh.

k0nami_kid

The name thing with commissions also goes for trans friends 💖

Gillian

I hate to say this as a woman….But I need more man checks 😪😪😪

Apollo Ripley

I pay the fuck attention. Go cry somewhere else. If white supremacists refer to her as their "Aryan Goddess", i definitely don't want any part of her music or anything in my life lmao I do not trust you. Or the dipshit rolling their eyes.

Kart

“The model of fascism since its inception” as someone with a bachelor’s in history, please do some actual research lmao

Ace Hutson

Don't feel bad he stole it from tumblr

Garrett Chapin

Why does the sheep at the end sound like Anthony doing a really good sheep impression

Urge1978

This may be the most unhinged Peach Pit ever.

Lula Hiigel

The “playing video games wrong” issue in movies always knocks me out, but I think the worst example I’ve seen is in “The 40 Year Old Virgin” during the “you know how I know you’re gay” scene. Not only are they playing wrong, but the game on the screen is a PS2/Xbox Mortal Kombat game (can’t remember if it’s deadly alliance or deception), AND THEY’RE USING N64 CONTROLLERS. I lost my mind about this as a teenager.

Tony Loch

My biggest movie issue is time. I understand that they have to speed things up, like for traveling and that kind of thing, but I REALLY hate when an inexplicable amount of time goes by and the characters are still in the same clothing or haven’t stopped to eat once or shit like that.

Bettybits

Beth's mom sounds like someone who gives great hugs.

Thalia Jurgens

Starbucks barista here they shouldn’t ask your name in the drive through unless if you have a mobile order? And that would just be to find the order, that’s odd.

Pedro Machado Figueira

I wasn't a patron during S2 and I've been listening to the old Teen Talk eps. Will weirded the fuck out of me saying that this was a "teen talk" ep

James Brown

Yikes. Take a nap. You sound upset. Maybe eat something. No need to be upsetti spaghetti.

Joseph David Brown

I agree that she's got terrible music, but idk about anything else? try listening to early episodes of dndads. nobody can be unhappy listening to them.

Apollo Ripley

Oh, I love listening to earlier episodes, and I actually really love season 2 lol On Swift- plenty of liberation based BIPOC creators have brought this up, and plenty of leftists have also been bringing attention to how problematic she is. As stated, this stuff is so heavily normalized that people tend to dismiss dogwhistles or downplay whats currently transpiring. Its what allows fascism to grow and get away with things. Its why liberalism allows fascism to grow unchecked, because it works within the confines of it, rather than fighting against it. Just because someone isnt explicitly fir white supremacy doesn't mean they aren't upholding it, empowering it, and utilizing it, and its especially prevalent in her material that constantly infantilizes herself and talks about how her friends are cancelled ( her MAGA friends she hangs out with, like a fascist) because she benefits from WS, uses queer and Black cultures as platforms to boost her mediocrity, and sues anyone who gets in the way. Shes always been awful, but swifties will bend over backwards for her in this weirdly toxic celebrity culture, something else that got Tangerine Palpatine in office. Not taking shit seriously is how things get missed, how fascism slides about, and gets to infect the things we love. Not calling it out helps normalize it, which hurts everyone in the long run. Now, I'm sending much love to everyone in the thread, because love is goddamn hard to come by, and easy to lose. Organize, get strapped, and fight fascism- even at the expense of your job and comfort. Peaceful is not how change happens. Do not let the government hold a monopoly on violence as they take away anyone non white and unhoused. Speak up, organize, fight. Im tired of seeing my neighbors disappear, and knowing it could be me soon, too.

Nathan Sharpe

Exactly. And baston does an ineffective kick

Elisabeth Sejbak

The way I had visceral s1 flashbacks when Anthony said “I have two beautiful boys” and all I could hear in my head was Will’s voice saying “My two beautiful boiiiis!” 🥹

Lula Hiigel

How old does it make me that I still see “Goodnight and good luck” as an Edward R. Murrow reference?

Mandy Gay

I'm so sad I sent in a fmk question and they didn't answer it 😭

Apollo Ripley

Kart- shut the fuck up. That was racist and very zionist of you to say shit like that. The IOF actively does what youre saying, while queer Palestinians are also being murdered in a holocaust. And what a weak, pathetic excuse for a conservative line like, "If yOu HAte AmEriKkkA, then JusT LeAVe!" Let me break it down for you, so you don't choke: leaving doesn't solve the problems. It doesn't magic the fascism away that affects the people living here, it doesn't stop this country from what it does to impact and invade other countries, and not everyone can afford to leave. In one shitty response, you managed to parrot MAGA and Zionist talking points. You're disgusting, racist, bigoted, and sucking boot like Ed with a jawbreaker. You can definitely fuck off.

Joseph David Brown

hey guys, I say this with the most respect, but dndads isn't really the right place to argue about politics. do it in the comments of pornhub lol

Apollo Ripley

There is no "right place" to protest fascism. Porn Hub isn't "the right place" either, but it can still happen there as well, though you can argue that youre getting fucked by fascism harder than the people on screen are fucking, but thats beside the point. Swift is contemporary conversation, and bringing up that she upholds white supremacy can bring attention to how problematic she is and how she affects lives politically. Everything is political, from the water we drink, the air we breathe, and everything consumable. Skin, hair, art, education; its all politicized, so shying away from it only benefits the oppressors and the predatory class. Having class consciousness doesn't mean you can't enjoy things, but it does show who is and isnt safe to be around, and im seeing more unsafe people than not, which is alarming for a podcast that does a lot of good. I say this with all the respect: a bunch of yall need to wake up and do better. Show up and organize, because mobilizing without organizing does nothing- like No Kings protests and how they function within the system of oppression, rather than actually fighting the oppression. Get to know your neighbors, set up community aid, and protect those most vulnerable. We only survive together.

Apollo Ripley

What's really disturbing is that you're trying to silence me because of your discomfort when Kart literally replied with a comment that is racist, bigoted, antisemitic, and genocide apologist, but you didn't call that out; instead, opting to call for peace for your peace. Peace without justice is tyranny. Thats the same shit Trump is doing- trying to get "peace" without justice, but hes doing it with force rather than trying to get people to acknowledge the scary shit that is happening. I get that difficult discussions can be uncomfortable and upsetting, but theyre also necessary. You know what else is difficult and upsetting? My city declaring a state of emergency because of ICE. Trans people, like myself, being targeted for existing, like immigrants and unhoused have been. When and where is the "appropriate time" to call out and fight fascism? Fascism certainly doesn't care when it violates people's lives, but rooting it out of shared spaces and destroying fascism any time it pokes its fugly head in is always necessary. Not calling it out and not doing anything about it is why liberalism allows it to grow as much as conservatism wants it to. The reason why this administration says antifa is un-American is because fascism is at the core of America and its foundation. Its built upon it, and it weaponizes it. Fascism is as American as apple pie, and thats why theyre targeting antifa. We cannot reform a system that is built to oppress; we must fully dismantle the entire thing, and build a system that doesn't require genocide and fascism to function. It cannot be a system that is exploitative. Land back, reparations, and justice 💪

Mike Hawk

As someone who’s 100% Elden Ring. The best ending is the Ranni ending

Lukeoftheirish

It’s not how old you are, it is how uncultured I am for not knowing Edward R. Murrow

Michael Purscell

The second mcdonalds monopoly play is on the app

Corkboard Podcast Network

Tron: Ares actually nailed it. No masterpiece, but left me a happy fan boy, and not hating the franchise for existing. Worth seeing.

Corkboard Podcast Network

Anthony, you need to listen to the Storybreak episode Murder on the Orbital Express… there absolutely was a first, larger attacker on the Deathstar.

Paul Henderson

the only thing that stops a bad guy with a kill is a good guy with a kill

Kate Mc

It's Monopoly at McDonald's here in Canada too, and it's still two pieces rather than one long one like in the States

Wes

Mirror’s Edge running the Epstein files around made me spit out my coffee while driving 😂

Sam S.

I’m an adult ed English as Second Language teacher. I only speak English. I’ve always kind of wondered what English sounds like to people who kinda speak a little English, but not enough to grasp the larger context of a conversation. But after the FMK FMK conversation, I think I get it

Joseph David Brown

I acknowledge that I was out of line, I'm sorry 😞

Apollo Ripley

I get that, but do you wanna be the type that stands by and let's fascism do its thing, or do you call it out when you notice it? Thank you 💖

Kart

You’re killing me bro, I’m getting a good laugh out of this, so thank you so much for that

Apollo Ripley

Fuck off, racist, shitbag zionist

Joseph David Brown

Apollo has a point, this isn't something to laugh about

Aidan Felker

The lady on Jimmy Kimmel that tron guy dates (mary sue from macomb michigan) was a teacher at my highschool. We found that video and she had to retire early because we made fun of her too much. Tron guy is a legend.

Matt Bond

I’m with Will on The Ring

Taco Dragons

I was like... Why is Freddy putting so much sauce on the outro, lol. Glad you were aware.

Ryan

This was the best peach pit. So hilarious!

Tobba

Fun fact about Iceland we have 10.000 waterfalls but no McDonalds

Eleanor Godfrey-Davis

i’m soo late in catching up but omg .. BL mention by Anthony in the very beginning .. we r SO UP!!!!

Kendal Swanson

"Red six thousand nine hundred four ... twenty" - so softly trailing off absolutely got me 45:43

Cain Morgan

I just want to say Matt and Anthony is my dream ship

matthew steinem

I like that Will, who just told a story about mountain biking past memorials to dead mountain bikers and going “too fast to slow down”, was like…The Spark Notes of Blair Witch Project was the most scared he’d ever been.

Yelderiv

WILL!! I watched the Ring and the moment I walked outbid the theaters MY PHONE RANG! The next seven days were some of the most terrifying of my life

I hate Italians

You seem like a sad person cheer up twin no one here is being racist Taylor swift is okay