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[No Ads] S3 Ep. 38 - One Minute to Zhouzel (Finale Pt. 1) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-18 17:00:18
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2025-11-18 17:17:20
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2026-06
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The Gutteral Screams band together for one last plan...

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Drug/Alcohol Use.

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Matty Major

IT IS TIME. And second to comment. Hoihoihoihoihoihoi

Cooper Shampine

One is my favorite intro songs, Ghost Riders in the Sky rippss

Dvds

Ready for the big ride baaaaaby!!

Kaitrin

What an intro! Love Ghost Riders

Daniel Bryn

Big Iron opening. Gonna be a good episode

Smidazzle

The finale begins 💔

Charles penney

🎶space penis in the sky🎶 🤣🤣🤣

zo perry

FINALE TIME LETS GO YALL!!

eatmygerms

Part 1... oh we are eatin good today

DIZZY fisshurre

As a Forklift driver, piercing anything with the forks is my biggest fear, already done it, and it sucks lol. I occasionally have thoughts about it striking someone too, to the point where if i don't have a pallet, my prongs are hugging the floor lol, shit a wild thought. Also wish mine did 50, I caps at 8 lmao.

OdyCus

A forklift would be so slow and loud lol

Galaxy Croissant

Oh God, do I wait for part 2 or just listen now?

CHenry

Na. I work on forklifts and even period specific ones would be rather quiet.

CHenry

I am tempted to wait the 2 weeks and just listen to both episodes together.

OdyCus

every forklift ive ever driven has been fairly loud definitely loud enough you wouldnt slip up behind people without them hearing at full speed lol my point was just it would be hella impractical to take a forklift in that situation

Rogzilla

Can’t do the poop thing. I’m getting a colonoscopy on Thursday so I’m in the prep stages. My life is gonna be shit (well, shitier) for the next two and a half days.

Palison

Honored to be named after the coolest Bond girlboss

Chris Worthington

It's actually (Ghost) Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash, but like, if it was covered by Steam Powered Giraffe

Maladapted

First trans bond girl named Terry Longer

Cooper Benton

I am the exact same! Im terrified about hitting someone. I double sometimes triple check before I make a turn out an aisle and even then I creep it

Linden Staggs

I like Matt roasting Freddy on dad facts bc for 3 straight episodes all Freddy came up with was "the horse I turn into is _____" 3 separate times

Dylan Miles

Just putting it out there— A chaotic prison break one shot where The Guttural Screams saves Jesus Christ would go so hard.

GRIVVIS

Bit random but wills fact made me think of it, the UK used to have to borrow electric from during the advert breaks of coronation street to cope with the amount of kettles being put on at once. Enjoy this fun fact

Ryan Frederick

making fun of incels who would get mad if modern day bond girls were written as actual people and not dumb characters with sexual names

Ryan Frederick

freddie said in blake's first episode that he was 28 what 😭

MuteMouse

This intro was actually fireeeee! 🔥

Gideon Greer

Wooooorrrrrd that's what I was originally thinking and I chuckled but they died so I was like "is there a deeper layer I can't see?" 😅

Douglas kirk

I desperately want to see the lyrics to this episodes intro. It was straight fire!

Kacey

I played a Call of Cthulhu one shot and it ended with the world ending sooooo I think it’s par for the course.

Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror

Yeah for tag sales! The way people everywhere outside New England can’t comprehend wtf I’m talking about when I say it …

Ralph

Inconsistency of age has been a through-line for this season 🤣🤣❤️

Al

As an Allison who runs a business thanks for the acknowledgement lol

Maggie

guys stop the podcast i’m not ready to leave the guttural screams

Taylar Cook

I have a clarification question hopefully someone can help me with. If Zhouzel’s power is enough for the gang to use the hang nail to defeat the giant penis, why would the Bisons need to sacrifice all of Peachyville to power Zhouzel? It seems like Zhouzel has enough power to defeat the penis without the sacrifices unless I’m missing something.

Meemoo

Um teacher, the act of defenestration is someone being thrown out a window, not launching through a door via forklift.

Galin Potter

Going through grass or dirt depending on how soft it'd get stuck because its so heavy

John Lawless

Allison is my 2nd favorite moment from this entire season. My face hurts.

Ethan Marquardt

I think peachyville was supposed to be more or less be a sacrifice to him for defeating the penis, to feed him as like a thank you present? Atleast that’s my head cannon Or another possible answer is he’ll use up his power defeating the penis and he needs the sacrifice so he has the power for next time? Since I think they said this is a thing that’s happened many times before

Ian Hamilton

It’s a classic sperm discern A true blue goon subdue

Kimberly Spirdione

RELEASE THE FULL VERSION OF THE INTRO SONG IT EATS SO HARDDDD

ShannyKrik

YOURE A BOND GIRL NOW!!!

ShannyKrik

Insanely slow… like… tractor slow 🤣

Morgan D

Whens the mugs with "i get his ears" coming out? 😂

Morgan D

Na i think its more funny for writers/entertainers that are in the bis.

Morgan D

December 2nd! But...but I want it nowwwwww! 💕

The Dude

That hopening!

Redsriding

Freddie as Sven is giving Stuntman “you’re okay in my book” Mike

Charles penney

A closer but not strictly accurate phrase would possibly be refenestration. Or possibly..... ported if it was Trudy.

Ian Thompson

I believe Zhouzel can either be powered by 10,000 souls, or commensurately by the immense magic within the Hangnail

Solaire

thats sad this is going to be like the shortest season, what yall gonna do next?

Ryan Frederick

no they referred to blake being in his 40s in this episode when he was said to be 28 a few times before

Daniel Bryn

I didn't know this but I'll check it out, thanks!

Michael Purscell

I think they originally said it’d be like 20 episodes so think of it like we’ve had 20 extra!

Michael Purscell

Huh I thought it was making fun of wokeness and performative feminism

Alexis Marie

The intro song is incredible!?!?

Ralph

This season was only supposed to last 1 year and go roundly 25 episodes from the original conception discussions. From my understanding, Anthony has been working on season 4 this entire time. There is a peach pit for an early season 3 episode where they discuss the premise for season 4 has already been determined.

Solaire

i forgot what the premise was what was it?

Creekie05

It has finally happened that Beth made her character look like a kingdom dad monster monster.

Zac Watson

Marbles is the final boss

Nato Yenkos

Did anyone else catch Freddie's "Frog on the Floor" reference towards the end? (Song by 100 Gecs)

Rhine Reviews

Wait I thought Blake was afraid of guns? When did that change?

Pernille Keijzer

Last episode they talked to some psychologist on the phone and now he's cured 🤷‍♂️

Anthony cadena

Hey yall, at 26.04 Matt makes a joke about Allison and running a business that im pretty sure is a Bond movie reference. Now im not a Double007atic at allll; but even my gen (x) got its share of Bond movies (some could argue a couple of best ever) and Ive seen more than anyone i personally know. Anyone know the movie or am I too far removed from the zeitgeist and totally wrong as to the reference?

Anthony cadena

Please see my post. I want to share in that laughter Anthony let loose!

Lula Hiigel

It’s not a direct reference to any particular Bond movie — the joke is more about creating a stark contrast in comparison to the traditionally objectified Bond girls and their ridiculous names like “Pussy Galore”.

ShannyKrik

bond girls in old Bond movies before Daniel Craig, typically had overly sexualized names and personalities to match. Matt was saying that the new Bond girls have regular names and professions. “Allison that runs a business”

ShannyKrik

But if Bond falls in love with you… that may be your end according to the trends 📈

Ralph

I think they’ve only revealed that it will be something in space and they will be grandparents.

Joseph Richardson

Can we talk about how Kelsey and Trudy are essentially the two women from Trigun now? And Blake is Vaush the Stampede?

Taco Dragons

Rail roady. Maybe it's just me but that ending doesn't sit well with me. I get there is a story to tell but the difference between a role play and a radio show is the characters have dice that decide fate. Seems like it's now Sacrifice Francis or the world. Not okay with that when the group rolled well.

Taco Dragons

Thought it was a four on the floor reference but could be both

B. J. Boyd

Kelsey telling Blake one of them has to sacrifice themselves like Blake wasn’t going to do it… Matt forgot Freddy was playing a heroic character for once. LOL.

PUPLOAF

fake fan

Maladapted

Did Matt make a fucking DC talk joke at 1:14:10. "Your epidermis is showing". I see you Matthew

Julie Pardoe

Matt Berry moment for Freddy in this one

Nolan

Anthony why did you have to diss nxnw?! I love Cary Grant in that

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

Also based on my math Kelsey should have 8 derringers left: she used one to kill the kid, gave one to Francis to shoot Dr. Man, shot him in the head, whiffed the goon shot, gave one to Francis again, and shot next to his head to take dead. If you want to say she only gave Francis one that would be 9 tho

Glen Moss II

The Mash finale did not shut down the NY sewer system, just a heavy increase of water flow unlike the system had seen before 1 Real-Life MASH Finale Detail Proves How Big The Ending Was https://share.google/XvDQAHxoR6StqebRj

Ryley Henry

"Obvious means of ingress" was pure gold. I see you, Anthony.

Perkuse

Will explaining what the bison saw when he turned around made me think of that time Anthony said "this is the dumbest fucking podcast ever" 😂

Joe F

Wait this whole time the theme song mother mother, wanting to feel ordinary (etc.)……..is all about Francis???

Mr.Sloth

Part of the fun is seeing how the hell they'll get out of it. If you've seen s2, it's like when they were aboard the ISS. All looked lost but SOMEHOW they managed to get out

rockL

It doesn't matter when they poop or pee. It matters when they flushed.

Bob McCoog

Wait .... does this mean I need to wait 2 weeks before I can poop now?

Anthony cadena

Ohhhhhhhhhh gotcha so his upset tone was a sarcastic upsetness and sarcastic sense of nostalgia and siding with the problematic old themed names!? Which is why hes like im bad, im terrible. Yes yes! Extremely funny! I overthought it and was looking for a direct synergy between the name Allison and running a business and bond lmao thank yall!!

Moon

Why did i think Dr man was a woman 😭

Yali Litman

So did I. You are jot alone

Shaun Bennett

Please, please please do a “pretty dexterous head, all things considered“ merch T-shirt

Lucky Black

No offense to Will but Anthony’s a better dm than Will because Anthony doesn’t care about lying to the group

Noor

That’s doctor Dog

Noor

I’m not ready to leave call of Cthulhu! This was my first Daddies season

Noor

Explain

Cristina

I STRONGLY disagree, they are both great DM's in their own ways

Runnin' Ryden

Holy crap Ester! I definitely heard the Half-Life 2 pistol as the gunshot after Anthony mentioned it!

Risotto

Such cool art!!

Risotto

I'll miss Will as a DM but very excited to see where the story goes next!

Marissa Y.

Glad Will mentioned Sid's workshop because the toy with the metal legs was ALL I could picture during Beth's description.

Marissa Y.

Wait a minute, say that again 👀 (I have not watched Trigun in over 15 years but this definitely unlocked some memories for me)

Marissa Y.

Hope your results were good! (Hope this isn't weird coming from an internet stranger, haha. Bowel health is important!)

Marissa Y.

Also, damn, Kelsey's a snitch. I thought they were helping the Screams!

Rogzilla

Haha, no worries. I appreciate it. And yeah, I have a healthy colon. They found one very small polyp that was benign. Turns out I just poop dumb.

Aingeru

Tbf the ending is not great, legit goes from shes almost falling skipping all the way to theyre on the train happily ever after

the lubricated eldritch rat

this may be the first time ive ever heard defenestrate used properly in a sentence and im so not surprised, and also weirdly glad it was will using it

Destyn Packett

Bold of you to assume i don't shit while listening to these all the time

Denatonia (Haven)

is anyone else suuuuper confused why everyone's instinct was to fight the infiltrating gangsters? Like I thought it was extremely obvious that they should team up against the Bisons, I don't get it pls help

Denatonia (Haven)

when Tony is in the hospital and we meet Dr Man, there is a brief bit about a second Dr who is Dr Woman, maybe that's why? lol

Cameron Humphreys

They need the seed bearer, Sven, to be eaten so that Zuzel is born into the world and they can try to use the hangnail to steal his power. I think Anthony was considering trying to fast talk one of them, but its a really tough sell to get them to leave their brother to die so that a god can be born and destroy the world

Jay S.

🎶I got a pocket got a pocket full of derringers 🎶

Oof

I was really sad for the gang in this.

Andy Brunstein

Wills use of “defenestrates” is quite eccentric I love it. Is that in your daily speech?

Henry Rae

One of my teachers used to use it as a (semi-joking) threat

Zagreuses-toast

Attempting to do some "Klaus the forklift driver" shit in the beginning of this episode

Ralph Hill

The second that John came up with the 7-10 split plan I was hoping that they would have thought to ask. Timmy to create a gate to fire the psychic energy blast at the Cthulhu dick in the ocean. Since Timmy was there on the raft with him. He's been there before so he can send it much closer there and it completely sidesteps the aiming issue.

Ryan Stripling

Freddy: what if they're pooping now! Me:.....um 😅

Stud Chudley

Riders in the sky cover goes hard

Ellamae

After I get my ears

Isaac Matthew

The intro uses the song Big Iron by Marty Robbins ?