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[No Ads] S4 Ep. 2 - Face Invaders (Patreon)

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2026-02-24 17:00:20
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2026-02-25 18:59:05
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This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Ivy Smith

Yesssssss it time

Ethan Weaver

WOOOOOOOOOO Grand pappy vibes up in HERE

LilacIris

been watching for this notification :D

Mary Price

Yesssss I had no idea what I wanted to listen to this morning

Buckle

Face raiders for 3ds???????

Mary Emma G.

I love the new Ska theme song yall. Just killin it.

Mark

LFG

Smidazzle

Another banger coming up

Caroline McNatt

"queer is an ok word for gay again." KILLED me 😭

CHenry

Happy birthday to meeeeee

Rick Mondragon

Ok so I'll say this I've enjoyed every season for different reasons honestly this one definitely feels like a throwback to the first season and I couldn't be happier with it so far

-eldritch-h0rr0r-

So sad I’m at work and can’t listen to this immediately

notcasserole

Love the little dw-du-dwu-du hum they play when anthony explains a hypothesis/paradox

Christopher Coffey

I hope Herb “the worm” is used in Teensects for the last book! He could be the missing piece!!

Lidija Vasilyev

I work at harbor freight and it’s very funny that you used the scam notorious for being a brand that tractor supply doesn’t carry but instead is harbor freights lmao

Pavel Arauz

It took me two episodes to realize my speed was at 1.5x. I was like why are they talking so fast? 😮‍💨

Maxy

Wouldn’t Ashlee be 62 not 55? Or is this 2019?

Maxy

Thanks!

A Million Ants

This is the first time I have heard this series referenced by anyone 😭

Sigyn's Song

ashley needs to come on for an episode and play a grandma named freddi wong

Karl

Anthony shoulda been the GrandDaddy Master

Virgil McClurken

McFadden Gates.. Gates McFadden played Beverly Crusher in Star Trek TNG.

LilacIris

*reads the description* Wait a minute.... Predator is a Harbor Freight brand, not tractor supply....

Erik Canady

"Bullshit was the original word for Fake News" was honestly the best opening line lmao

Caleb Thompson

I have never been more disappointed than when Anthony didn't do a Kell impression.

Cassidy Bassidy

These episodes are getting too long!! What happened to making the episodes short enough to listen to in one sitting? I love the show, but these episodes are so long and hard to follow when they are longer than 1.5 hrs

Ivy Smith

I actually think it's kinda nice

Bastian

For Maxton, I love the Ska for this season's track! So much of the genre contains life lesson lyrics, much of it heavy listening, set to some of the bounciest, or funniest riffs and tracks. It makes a wonderful opener and closer to this group, their stories and they way they tell them!

Cassidy Bassidy

I just hate having to listen to the episode in multiple sittings. A lot of people don't have the time to sit down for a 2 hr podcast

YoItsSteve

Happy to be here in the mouth

Michael Purscell

Hard disagree. Do you listen to any other DnD podcast? This is the shortest I’ve seen and they cut a lot sometimes

Gmork

As a tone deaf white guy who took Mandarin in college, I can definitely attest to how difficult it is to learn a tonal language. That said, Freddy missed a golden opportunity to convince Anthony that the word he pronounced was a horrible slur.

Cassidy Bassidy

This is the only D&D podcast i listen to anymore for exactly that reason. I cant do these long episodes, and the episodes here have been getting longer over the past year. I love dndads, im a patron, but its just annoying that the episodes keep getting longer. I started listening because of how short and snappy the episodes were, its just sad to see them moving away from that personally

Marissa Y.

Happy birthday from me!

Ivy Smith

I can see why that's sad for you it very much does make it hard for some but I do think it provides more content per episode. I work alone all day and listening to this podcasts helps a lot so the longer the episode the faster my days go.

Melinda Gustafson

Another really good episode! Looking forward to seeing how things play out from here, especially how Jessica Messica would remember Ralph's last name. I've got so many theories now lol.

E. C. Sanderson

"it sounds like you may have walked into a room that is not the right room to walk into" took me out

Marissa Y.

Because I had to Google it: Gates McFadden played Dr. Beverly Crusher in Star Trek: The Next Generation. (I've somehow never consumed any Star Trek)

Andrew Worthington

"Ralph just blew a guy to death in the bathroom" Sounds like a good time there Beth

Mark

I clicked OK and Im not seeing the survey. Do you have a number for customer service? Cheers! - sent from My Jitterbug

Jack Atkinson

Anthony is so good at sci-fi im hooked

Wublek

Same!!! When I heard those trumpets for the first time I was immediately jumping around 😅 another hit out the park for Maxton!

drmimms

Had to listen to the intro twice bc it made me chuckle so hard the first time through, lol.

Shaun_qb

I can't wait to see them somehow work a bathroom scene into every episode this season

Jax

L take

Jordyn May

is that a Gregor the Overlander reference??? @Will

Cooper Shampine

The Elder Millilenial is the name of a shitty right wing tiktoker

Scruff Winters

Freddie has a gun Yup Ashlee Birch is gonna pull out there ALIEN GUN at some point

It's Turnip Time

Will, when you’re mentioning Gregor the Cockroach in your Teensecs series, is that inspiration from Suzanne Collins’s Underland Chronicles? The main character Gregor has a significant relationship with cockroaches!

Toasty

I think he gets a gun in every season now 😅

Garrett Souliere

Can someone PLEASE ask Will to listen to "Broken Bride" by Ludo? It's a spectacular and short rock opera about a sci fi scribe wife guy whose wife dies, and I'll think about it every time hearing that intro. Great work team!!

Dillon McDaniel

Can't believe they rolled 69 420 on the perception roll and no one noticed

Walter Meyer

There were no shout outs this episode! Loved it, but still rollen them bones on hearing my name :p

Gabrielle

Anthony you should all watch 3 Body Problem! It’s so good, I’m sure Will and Freddy at least would love it

Chalk

whats dales class

Iaspiretobesoup

Is the Matt Arnold Sayings Calendar available as merch?

Shaun_qb

Sounds like Jessica became a Messica at the end

Steven Medbury

You could tell the Home Depot giveaway e-mail was a scam because Kobalt is a Lowe’s brand.

Jordyn May

Freddie, you forgot the Patreon shoutout!

B. J. Boyd

How is Ashley 4 years older than me but born 11 years before me?

bk

Wait. They rolled a 6,9,4,20 And nobody pointed it out

Marcus

This season is set in 2019

Super Pops

Guys, there’s a new episode!

Arnar

This bathroom plan is awfully similar to a certain vampire based one shot and I'm in love

Nathan

This was a great episode! Thanks 🙏👍

Samirah Pulos

“And that’s another… and they consider that thing science too, what you just said?” such a classic Matt Arnold line

Emily Fluty

Freddie now gets to say he pulls out his "ALIEN gun"

CaptJB

Boomerium Falcon was right there

LukeNukem

'Grandparents are your parents' parents' fucking got me lmao

Andy Andy

I mean. I love the long episodes especially with the release schedule. if it was fluff, id be with you but its quality. Id say just you know, only listen for an hour then come back later.

Andy Andy

Nope, she needs to come on an play using Freddi's Mom's name...

Emily Conyers

it's a reference to the metamorphosis

Arielle

No, it's probably a reference to Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis, where the main character Gregor Samsa wakes up one morning as a human sized cockroach. (I would imagine what you mentioned is also a reference to Kafka tbh.)

PuppyCrusher

This was an amazing episode. I laughed so much. Thanks for making it

SYLVIA GATES

Beth saying “blew a guy to death in the bathroom” did NOT get enough love.

Kisses4Daddy

I love the description of sports: moving around but with points 😂

gerg bergles

Im crying laughing my way through this. Everytime the grandpas get chatting its like hank hill (anthony) is visiting cotton at the va and everyone takes a turn being cotton

King Humble

1:12:00 They rolled 6,9,4,20 AND NO ONE MENTIONED IT

Dahveed

Good catch!

Dahveed

The 3 Body Problem slander was not something I was expecting! It's so good!

Trevor

I'm surprised nobody else mentioned this 🙉

Eddy B

I love how Anthony is hard selling some cool items and the team are just throwing them in his face 😅😭🤣

Hashtaggles

Hey Anthony this shi c*ms.

Hashtaggles

The older Millennial is unfortunately a right wing tik toker I know it’s elder but I cannot unhear it lol

Mel Mel

🤣🤣 "did you know that whole thing was a lie?" Yup. Watched sons and sonsibility lmao

Tim Roberts

I really love you guys and I say this not out of spite, but Freddy...please stop dry cackling into the mic and talking over each other so much.:/ It has gotten worse over the years.

Q Quigley

To keep "Teen-sects" in perspective, the title that they DIDN'T use was "Teen Bugs," aka "Tugs."

Nick Berre

Kinda like enders game

Sean Willard

“She can fix me…” best line.

Jason Melton

Should definitely make a teensects comic book for this season

Aren Toledo

My new favorite is Herb 😂🔥

RyeBreadd_

Its Dark Matter by Mage Hand Press

Adam Potter

I love everything Anthony is doing this season but every time the grandkids come up I think about the movie The Last Starfighter

Rhine Reviews

The ongoing "Teen SEX?" joke kills me more every time

Rhine Reviews

It was pretty good, can't wait for season 2.

Displacer Beast

1:12:22 I refuse to believe they rolled 69420

Ryder Burk

Can’t wait for the different languages retcon soon

DankLord420

Glenn at the end of season 1 is the same age as Ashley Birch (with an E and Birch like the the tree) currently

jawnster

Dodecahedron is d12

Gabrielle

Whoever submitted Jessica Messica must be a Jenna Marbles fan lol

k0nami_kid

getting a little enders game getting a little mass effect I'm here for it I'm queer for it and by god I'll cheer for it

Nick S

Is this what Leto Atreides meant by “crowbar power”?

Ryz

This relates to nearly nothing but I really wish there was more hot step-mom jokes, just because there is no related acronym that is funnier than “SMILF”

Golden_Grimm

I am exicted if every important npc just ends up dying all the time lol

John

All four seasons have had a really good one-two punch of leaving the viewer confused but interested enough by the first episode, and fully pulled in and enough of the overarching plot to begin investment by the end of the second episode.

Z Higs

Anthony should call himself the Grand Daddy

Runnin' Ryden

It’s also the name of a stand-up comedy special by Iliza Shlesinger

The Crow Witch

This plot is alot like The Last Starfighter

Henry G

Freddie describing the giggle loop from coupling at his grandpas funeral

Izaak Devine

Hope their spacetionwagon lasts and can be upgraded throughout the campaign

Matt Bond

When the theme tune fades out it makes me tear up. It’s that good!

Susan

While Roger Moore is riddled with viruses, there should be annoying pop-up adverts on the ship that the granddaddies have to swipe away to get to the actual buttons they want to press

Reverend Chatterbones

Little has endeared me more to Matt then him asking Anthony whether what he just said is science or not

Scott S

Will is so locked into his character, definitely the stand out so far.

Dan Puckett

It doesn’t pay to be a helpful NPC in this adventure, as we are 2/2 on deaths.

Joshua Reyes

I was getting that in episode 1, but at first I couldn't remember the name. I can't believe they called it the IBS lmao

Jordyn May

not to be that guy Freddie but UV light can't get through glass, so standing near a window won't damage your skin over time

Marissa Y.

It's not a DNDads campaign if Freddie's character doesn't use a loud speaker/intercom at least once.

rutger jansen

Props to beth for the 'planet eh=earth without the art' joke.

Henry G

Need you guys to have the bros (Tyler and Nate) from Animoprhing time the show

Eddy B

The Star Wars jazz music reference 🤌🏻 chefs kiss

Alexander Vazquez

Freddie should roll every or every other episode to see if his Bitcoin retirement is going smoothly. For sure at the end.

Red

are many things in this going to be named off of star trek cast members? this Mcfadden Gate has me cackling - Anthony is really Crushing it this season so far.

Angie

Teensects is such an amazing bit - every time Anthony as an NPC tries to clarify "Teen SEX??" and gets no response is hilarious 😂😂

Mitch Collins

When the ska kicks in I get stokeddddd

Tooth stealer

No way they missed the 6 9 4 20 rolls

Maggs Lollis

Ralph talking about Herb’s movie bit feels like Elmo talking about Rocco

princeofmushrooms

I know he did not just say tenet is a boring movie

KingRacer97

If I had a nickel for every time the cast of this show waited to ambush an antagonist in a bathroom I'd have two nickels

Chloe Pontes

Most glass does allow UV, but some types are more/entirely resistant

Jiggly Cyanide

They are next to literal stars, I certainly hope UV rays aren't getting through

Sam Hart

Birds don’t even pee💀

Mr.Sloth

Freddy testing voices in the background upon/after seeing a dying Dale sent me 🤣

alpha reaperion

Does anyone else feel like the thing of playing these boomer characters is... what's the word... they're kind of playing the worst kinds of people? Will is my Buoy in this case, but it kinda feels like they're starting to refuse to engage with the world a bit? Might just be new season vibes, might just be me not having the same context with grandparents? I'll keep listening, but the grains of salt are starting to pile a little. Not trying to badmouth, just felt I should say it. Maybe they'll get better with time, in which case i will gladly eat my words - they're just starting to grind against me a little.

Dexton L'Heureux

Did anyone else notice that they rolled 6,9,4,20 at 1:12:20? Very nice

matt sandler

"Ralph just blew a guy to death in the bathroom"

Alex Lovett

It’s not even “science” lol, it’s just a thought experiment

Gabriel Fry

I don’t know what’s up with you guys, but this season you are all on fire!

Sam Burkinshaw

been listening since season 1 and just joined the patreon for the first time! keep up the good work everyone!!

Chris Durr

Just fully glossed over

Creekie05

So the last starfighter? Any similarities?

GoblinGuy

Anthony has such a specific voice he uses for “character manipulating the players” and it’s so funny because Will has a very specific “character realises they’re being manipulated and is trying to get any of their friends to realise and help”. It feels like that one princess bride scene with a shot of anxiety

Owen Townes

As the proud parent of a hyper-focused 6 year old who's obsessed with Lego YouTubers... I'm sending you my next therapist bill for that intro.

Xwelldo

"Whacked NPC of the Week"

Raindarr

This feels like the most unhinged season yet and I'm here for it! 🤣 Beth's character choices are incredible

jaidynnicole

What happened to the end of episode shout outs?😫 I’ve been waiting patiently for my turn for so long

Kamkasie

This reminds me of the book armada by Ernest cline

Zack Bochman

fuck yea im glad I read the 3 body problem books during season 2 and 3. Anthony seems to be leaning on them pretty heavily for the sci-fi concepts this season 😂

Thomas Webb

How long? I’ve been waiting along time too 😂

I_am_Quinn_t_senntial

I'm honestly a bit shocked none of them made any jok that at 1:12:30 they roled and said in order, 6, 9, 4, and 20

L1bbe

New intro song kicks hard!

Morgan D

Wow this new theme slappppppps

Oliver

Talking about black holes made me realize that black holes are just .zip files...

Charleen Lamphere

Wait, you're telling me this car can call basically anyone on earth? This feature needs abused at least once 😂

Ren the Stargazer

They'll develop their characters as the season goes on, and the characters should experience growth. Glenn was objectively a shitty dad for most of season 1, and still turned it around somewhat.

alpha reaperion

I should hope they do. Again, if they improve, I will gladly eat my words. It's just for now it feels like there's a fundamental lack of curiosity? Like, take what Beth saw. I don't know, maybe my brains just being bad (might also be the omega 3???)

Abby Gibbs

Boomer falcon for ship name 🖐️

Rhine Reviews

Been waiting since season 1...don't think its happening

S Rob

At 1:10:00 they rolled 69420 and weren't immediately granted a level or magic item. Insanity.

S Rob

Dangit I posted before reading the comments but I am so glad others noticed lol

Marie-laurence Rivard-Fortin

HAHAHAHA I love how Beth uses perception checks like we would use a clue in an escape room 😂😂😂

Riley Moncur

I love this so much! It has such season 1 heat, that makes me so nostalgic, but also it's different enough be super interesting. Huzzah!!

Bex Boster

On my approximate nights listen through I've decided I have to have that quote about music chosen is music not listened to... I need it on a t-shirt and a bumper sticker and a fucking beanie 😂😂😂😂

Amanda Fitzgerald

Please keep the TNG references coming! I about spat my drink out my nose with the McFadden Gate! 🤣 so loving this season already!

Oof

The elder millennial's beef stick

Bex Boster

I think Esther probably realized it in the edit and moved the order as an Easter egg for us.

Bex Boster

I think Esther probably realized it in the edit and moved the order as an Easter egg for us.

Bex Boster

I think Esther probably realized it in the edit and moved the order as an Easter egg for us.

S Rob

Esther the goat, you're probably right

Liz M

Love the grandpa energy! Though I have to Um Actually something—a dodecahedron is a d12. And icosahedron is a d20

Erin

Does anyone know if there’s a posting schedule for new episodes? ☺️

Runnin' Ryden

New episodes are released every other Tuesday. So episode 3 will be released March 10th. On the Tuesdays where no new episode is released a new Safe Space episode is released.

Amy

Is Herb Willy Stampler :/ That "Okay boomer" comment got me squinting real hard.

Serenity4Jane

Since the evil bird-man has feathers I'm gonna hc that shower as being a dust-shower, bad enough that he was robbed of the elegance and convenience of a cloaca!

Aiden

New intro songs sounds like a sonic adventure battle 2 level Im digging it

Alex Isel

It's always a real pain in the tuukus when you catch up to the release schedule of the podcast, like now I just have to listen to my thoughts

MaddoxJesus

The more I listen to Beth portraying men, the more worried I am for what types of men she’s met in her life

Max Wilson

I have autographed books by KA Applegate. Katherine was friends with my Grandma’s best friend and word went through the grapevine and she sent me like 6 autographed books. I think they’re still in my parents’ attic.

Sara Stokking

Am I the only one that thinks that Anthony did actually say bread button?

sneebo

I feel so silly, cause I've listened to S1-3, 20-infinite times a piece, but this time I've listened to ep.1&2 twice and then yesterday listened to ep.3 and felt like, why can't I follow this?? Oh, because I have to listen 20-infinite times to get all the details or else I feel like I can't picture everything and make it make sense in my mind! Anyways, that's on autism.

Jye Hampton

My favourite constant is that Freddy's characters always get their hands on a gun

CopperKnight

Beth's gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss energy for the season is immaculate

Michael Rodrigues

birds don’t pee actually, it all comes out in one.

Raccoon_Coded

Maybe Herb is just being controlled by a worm in his brain and that's why he's called that 😆

BOPO

First humans to have gone to space 😄

BOPO

We all had funny jokes separately 😄

Edward Southmayd

I added the lower back health bar to my real life and it's been a game changer. It's all about resetting your buffs

Christian Young

I’m late cause I’m catching up, just making sure we all realize that the four of them rolled 6,9,4,20 for their perception rolls when Messica put her fingers in their skulls. K bye. 69 420 gang

sdlite

Came here to say this, can't believe they didnt notice

Ashley Nicollette

It works as a weighted lottery system! We have thousands of y'all to name and we make selections for shoutouts based on your tier, the duration of your membership, and if it's currently active. Hopefully that makes a bit more sense for ya! :D

ketchup kola

Thank god someone else said something

Holyboi

idk if it's just me (maybe need to watch other 2) but these first 2 episodes are hardest to play around with in my imagination. the first 3 seasons did a good job with this, i'm looking forward to re-listening after the safe spaces

Holyboi

this is what i said, i thought it was just me, hoping it improves with episodes

cronomagnis

I agree. In the first episode, besides the lovely bathroom scene i imagine they were in some future esports arena

cronomagnis

I feel like they should take some more time to flesh out the space theyre in. S1 and 2 were easier to do that with with less detail cause they were grounded to things we can easily imagine. This setting has bones for an awesome variety of eviroments: a giant space citadel inhabited by all of the same character, the team has to choose where it crash lands, cool stuff like that

Mad Seb

I need to get those musical cues. I'm so locked in! 🤘🏾

Holyboi

yeah that scene was really fun & funny and my favorite so far

Cody Thompson

Any other dad's here saying to themselves "Wait a minute...Kobalt is a Lowe's brand..."?

f0x

DOOM: INTERNAL

Johnny Stark

In another world jessica messica and everything the shapeshifter would have been best friends

Lodovicus

Should've called it the anti-malenial falcon

james L

Fred E Wong lol

The Craig

Sorry Anthony... dodecahedron is a D12 shape. Icosahedron is the term for a D20