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This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Erika Auglis

Me refreshing this page like a psycho

CHenry

Literally saaame

Joshua Morales

Am I first? YES another week of new episode!!!

Letamorph

Let’s gooooooo 🎉

Josh

yay lets go best way to start off my day before work!

Ethan Weaver

WOOOOOOOOOO. Smash that like button on this comment if you are PUMP THE F UP!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

SterlingJT

I'm pumped for some granpa action #gilf

M H

Head is you. You is head.

Maia Woods

pretty sure its supposed to be jaws ???

Mitochondria

Finally I know head is you you is head

Rob Gibbons

God Of War: Cycle of Abuse

k0nami_kid

I don't know if this has been said yet but this season is very "space cowboys meets enders game"

Kronash

Not the free trial voice in the intro

Bearonavirus

Are Scrap and Wreckage the Paeden of this season?

Ryan Stallings

"You are listening to a free trial of ambient fishing boat noises volume one" lmaoo

Jordan Vanderkamp

The editor of the teen sects is definitely going to finish the series instead of Will’s character, before they get back!

Dakota Banton

I yearn for kingdom dad monster 🥲

Drew Booth

I think will is not using magic missile incorrectly

Pavel Arauz

*Well actually* implants can be tracked to an extent. Dont all implants have a serial number? If it has a serial number, it can be tracked.

Cooper Shampine

Im almost confident it is an excerpt from a sailor on the USS Indianapolis, a ship that was sunk and most of the crew was eaten by sharks

Cooper Shampine

Im almost confident the intro is referencing an excerpt from a sailor on the USS Indianapolis, a ship that was sunk and most of the crew was eaten by sharks. "And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes"

Brandon W

that intro felt like a fever dream and a psychedelic all at once

John

I'll speak for all of goonswarm and just say: nope, not all that different, really.

Morgan D

I'm on the patreon where is this "shadow dark" series ???

Marie-Claire Bovet

Ah you know, Will, this is the local indie cassino. Cassinopea is the big cassino chain/franchise or should i say a “Constellation Casino” (it actually has an average of Five stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ on Trust Astronaut.

Marie-Claire Bovet

I liked my own joke because have never made a more nerdy joke in my life: Cassiopeia is a constellation of stars (not a planet, or is it both?) and, im not sure of how many they consist but always see just five stars, shaped like a W. (FOR WILL!) Or am i mixing things up?) Omg i so hope that Will reads my joke :p hahahaha (if you do, Will: how is sleeptraining going? I havent done that with my son so i dont know how long it takes or why one does it but i’m super curious to know how you guys are holding up!)

Marie-Claire Bovet

I commented on my own comment because i’m afraid no one will see or get my joke. Oh and btw isnt there eventually a fountain pen version of clippy somewhere at some point?

Kyle

Did Will really not roll 4d4 in a level 2 magic missile? It's impossible to do 4 damage when the minimum would be 8. (4d4+4 for level 2)

Patrick T

The time dilation kind of messed up all the the stakes.

Cody Moriah

As a nonbinary person who also happens to be a grandchild, I'd looove if my gparents would start referring to me as their "Grand-Person". So fancy. So elegant. So silly!

Cody Moriah

Generous involved loving fanofscrapandwreckage

Cody Moriah

True! This is how a surprising amount of modern unidentified bodies get identified! (Source: I'm an anthropology student)

Michael Purscell

It’s actually a monologue about USS Indianapolis from Robert Shaw’s character in Jaws!

Michael Purscell

Next episode V is gonna mean “visual” again

Michael Purscell

They did a one shot that’s in the Bonus Tidbits section

Kyle

I'm got getting the reference.

Marissa Y.

Gonna be real, I definitely thought the tracker Beth was referencing was some allusion to some kind of birth control implant that also had a tracker in it 🤦🏻‍♀️

The Overthinker

“Head trauma can trigger mental illness.” Oh my god Will

Nick Lawing

How so ? Like they already failed to get the kids back ?

Nick Lawing

Grandpa you’d like to friend ?

Bence

I NEED to know if that audio watermark in the cold open was intentional or not

Lexie Carr

I think it was a Jaws reference but I could be wrong

Silent H

my friend is in a band called Space Casino

Eddy B

Only just listened to the full outro theme tune, and ITS A BANGER! Literal chills

SterlingJT

Granparents intergalactic league of friendship, of course.

just_surviving

I thought that was the joke line as well

just_surviving

We need to keep Herb the Worm off his meds the entire show.

Justthingstbh

I was thinking the same thing ! A level 2 magic missile the way he did it would be such a waste of a spell slot

Doyle Just Doyle

Because Dale says he's doing an audio diary, _and_ we can hear his computer volume-down sound effect, it is defs intentional, and brilliant.

Kyle

I partially blame Matt for putting cool ideas in Will's head, probably made him forget what he said.

Bettybits

"wanted to take the bug stuff out of teensects" is quality content.

Michael Purscell

The intros are full easter eggy stuff like that

Doyle Just Doyle

Yes the stakes are messed, but I think it's a good thing --- it's forcing the players to consider completely different stakes than they were ready for.

Howl

fanofwreckandscrapage

Phorsi

Low key. Miss the ads ❤️

Kylie Martin

Omg so very Futureman with the game training simulator, absolutely incredible 🤣

The Dude

Those sharks sounds like muppets, love it.

Michael Purscell

Twice in the first season Anthony thought that V under a spell meant visual rather than verbal. He didn’t let Will cast a spell because the target was out of sight

Kyle

Oh! I didn't hear that part, I was flabbergasted at the roll of 1d4 on a level 2 magic missile.

Satya

The opening references a speech from Jaws, but the character giving the speech is in fact a survivor of the USS Indianapolis.

Elijah Meredith

Sometimes I really hate how much you guys don’t know the rules after all these years because you guys miss out on potentially really cool moments driven by actual mechanics but no one seems to knows they’re even options 😂

Nathan Olney

Will using a spell wrong to his own detriment, couldn’t get more classic. (Each dart does 1d4+1 will, it’s multiple darts)

Keith Taylor

I think we’re going to need Triple H to enter the fray at some point

Erik Carlson

Hey now, I said the Dementia 20 joke in the comments of Episode 3.

Cam

Would love a callback to season 2 where they do the time machine in the arcade and live through another person's life to make money. Sorta like a rick and morty esque

Jessica Steinacker

Today I learned Will and I are birthday buddies, so that’s kinda neat.

Paul Fruteau

This is really fun you guys, I’m quite happy you exist

Josh Christopher

Freddie’s “slop machine” joke didn’t get enough credit or laughs, that was funny af

Garbage Game Night

One episode on mbic, sounds like they have another ready though.

Devin Allen

The Annapurna riff was the funniest thing since Army of Two

Johnthan Jackson

Anyone else notice how the daddies interrupt Anthony in every scene before he describes a location? Lolol

John Newton

Did anyone else hear the “you are listening to a free trial of ambient fishing noises vol. 1” at 00:46😂😂😂

LC Hopalong

I definitely paused the recording to see if I had another audio source running

Andy Brunstein

You know what’s crazy for sublight speed travel where time dilation exists, to have a 10 year dilation, the trip would be 7.5 MONTHS not the 2 weeks that Anthony says. Also are we just ignoring the dilations that occurred when the kids went to their locations, Anthony should have introduced FTL and NearLightSpeed travel.

Mariah Le

I came to say that some breast implants do have little ID microchips in them, if you consider that a tracker.

Shane Murphy

Once again the comments convince me I'm not crazy

Shane Murphy

Season 3 was a rough time for ol Shane

PuppyCrusher

I love the space sharks. So nice and friendly. I hope scrap and wreckage become the new payden.

Wet Ceiling Sign

I would 100% play an Annapurna game where you play as a sentient paintbrush remembering the war

Stephen Starzyk

Magic Missile damage is per missile, right?? Which is a minimum of three, so his hits should have been for much more damage.

Shaun_qb

Damn. So close to another bathroom scene lol

Lexi SanDiego

the whole grocery store just heard Matt yell “dungeons&daddies is a rowdy, horny” before I could get the volume down cause my headphones hadn’t paired.

Lexi SanDiego

free trial of ambient fishing noises huh?

Klompus Smith

Will needs to be multiplying the damage for Magic Missile by three. 12 damage is more impressive than 4 lol

amalia smith

I’m so sorry but every time IBS is said I just hear irritable bowel syndrome 😭😭😭

Emeryth

That AI voice @ :44 in took me out. 😂😭🤡

Emeryth

Scrap and Wreckage sound like muppets. I can’t unsee what I’ve heard.

lizardqueen6969

I just thought it was a joke about tracking your cycle 😂

Morgan d'Arcy

Resistance Leader/ Revolutionary for good ole Mikey Collins please

Katie Fortner

People have definitely been identified by their boob implant serial numbers just fyi

Aaron Deneckere

Missed opportunity to call the paintbrush game The Art of War

MooRoo25

One of the games should have been the washing machine game that Matt wanted. Or the wifi pillow game lol

Ace is an egg

So no one gonna mention the housewife and plumber working with the "goo" man who can change form 😭 like I feel like im going crazy 😭

Anthony cadena

"Journey was BEFORE wheels?" freakin broke me Miss Beth May! LOL

kayce webber

Ninja slushi fuckin rocks. Don’t believe them, they’re trying to keep you in a slushie deficit.

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Even worse, it was upcast to second level so shoulda been 16 automatic damage Edit: and the second time he casts it, making him do collateral damage is a bit mean since it’s like the one damaging spell that should have zero chance to hit the wrong person by accident

Patrick T

Well without it you're like I got to get these kids back home and back to their lives. The time dilation they've created new lives. Also they have to deal with their friends back in Earth probably dying.

allykataru

Checking in: 27 min in & stillll in the bathroom. I’m cackling this season will be incredible 😂😂😂

XheanortXIII

Please, for the love of God let Anthony build the world and don’t interrupt him when he’s doing world building. It’s hard enough already to follow this story. It’s made more confusing when you step on Anthony giving exposition or explaining the space that you’re in.

Sean Kelly

They'll find me from my implant ass

Pavel Arauz

We're looking for that ass Sean. We're looking for that ass.

Pavel Arauz

Are you like... Indiana Jones?! 🫪

Silent H

agreed. super annoying to try and follow the story when they’re interrupting with inside jokes

XheanortXIII

Thanks for jumping in. I hope they see this. I want to get into the story but as soon as I feel like I am, I get pulled out by a completely unrelated joke or aside. It's a whole new world. Please build it.

Cain Morgan

Does anyone else think about Harold harry hugginboom is just like harry harry huginboom

Bex Boster

I can't seem to find the shadow dark episodes anywhere

Redsriding

I agree. But I don’t like the way Anthony shut Beth down with a weird “I could call you hun” comment, which made me uncomfortable to hear, and seemed like it was supposed to make her uncomfortable with continuing to talk 🤷‍♀️

XheanortXIII

Oh that's interesting. I didnt notice it. If they were both in character when he did it then maybe it is something that ‘character’ would do? But that is interesting

Isaac Matthew

When did they record this for Will to reference Katy Perry being in space right now? Wasn’t that April of last year (2025)?

Órla

NO ONE IS CALLING MICHAEL COLLINS A TERRORIST??

Michael Purscell

Just wanted to share somewhere that then military is moving away from the word “terrorist” because “one man’s freedom fighter” and all, and lots of them are recognizing their own government may call them terrorists soon if their constitutional oaths are tested

Colin Munzell

Anthony I got the death stick reference

Raccoon_Coded

Wait why'd they lockdown if there was a fire alarm pulled? Doesn't that call for an evacuation? Lmao

Arcane Trickster

Magic missile just being absolutely misused is hilarious from a storytelling standpoint and so frustrating from a gameplay standpoint XD But I survived season 2s gameplay so, I should be able to survive this too

DjTravioli

They put serial numbers on implants. So sometimes that's how they identify bodies.

DjTravioli

You're gonna need a bigger space boat.

Morgan Deakin

Beth had me cackling at the beginning with her boob job joke. The aftermath was so funny 😂

Nolan

Dale: What are bloaters? Ashlee: *bloaters!*

Eddy B

“Somebody once…”

Jon Lee Andrade

Some absolute banger jokes in this one! Had to literally catch my breath multiple times. Off the top of my head: Herb's "although she's ten years older now" @29:20 and Ralph's "Fox news" @42:39 😂

Beth Sophia

I think it's a fun thing for an older person to think that a woman with breast implants has been chipped like a dog. But they actually do have something like serial numbers on medical implants (I have a card in my wallet for my dental implant) in case there are recalls. To Anthony's point, yeah, I think my IUD probably has one.

Beth Sophia

I don't even play (often, like every few years someone will try to get a group together), I started listening after getting nostalgic about how much my brother DMing was the soundtrack of my teens, and I know so much of the basic stuff off the top of my head better than these guys. That said, I don't know how to make it funny, and I find it funny when they completely screw up in ways that would give my brother an aneurysm.

Jonathan Dasani

So, idk if they will ever see this, but I'm thinking a grandparent-esque visor as a merch item for this season would be AWESOME and apt

Groves

They also dont miss, let them have their fun.

Elizabeth J

Loving the season so far, but imagining my own kid being kidnapped and the being in space the majority of their life is heartbreaking. Omggg.