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This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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Anthony Bova

Perfectly timed this drop with my dog walk

Rachel Stone

there is something so haunting about the black and white cover art

CHenry

Yaaaay

elimeno

Hell yeah.

☆Spaceclutz☆

I thought this was a new monthly bonus for a minute, the black and white cover is so sick

starcatmoondog

the cover is making me so nervous what is happening

Smidazzle

Scary cover art this episode….

zo perry

ooooooooh new art and a song intro? 🙂‍↕️ thank you daddies, HAPPY PRIDE!! 🫶🏻

Josue Sepulveda

So funny that Ralph is a watch guy just when I became a watch guy. Imma have to get a watch to match my man Ralph.

zo perry

removing all the color for pride month? #notverywokeofyou

Arthur Williams

Wills jokes are too good, out here snipin!

TIENCHIK

After all the shit talk about this song, this intro made me laugh so fucking hard.

Valyra

They hate pride smh #addcolorback

Chaz Steele

11 minutes in did Anthony just give Freddy control of a dick sucking machine? Im sure that wont come up again.

Kayleigh

Just in time to fold laundry

princeofmushrooms

Just in time for pride month we’re going to lesbonica

Aimee Biggerstaff

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE STOP STOP FRUIT IN A SECOND had me dying

Alex the Human Person

The ominous art coupled with a Hey There Delilah cover is a whole trip today 😆

Justin Robins

It's not the stepmother ship, it's the mother ship that stepped up

Pamphleteer

The thing I get to be is also the thing I'm liking right now IS the magic of ttrpgs sometimes Matt, you're right

Maia Woods

stick sticky stickerson mentioned 🙌🙌🙌 happy pride to me

Shaun_qb

Monkey Dale Luffy is my new favorite character. Don't let them give you a hard time, Matt

Virgil McClurken

Going to shut the lights off during the live feed

Walker

Having the context behind the Chipotle comment didn't make it any less out of left field

Michael Purscell

Warp powers confirm this season is set in the Warhammer universe in the early 3rd Millenium

Saucey McBurgerpants

I’m a mailman and I listened to this episode while working, the one piece part had me laughing so hard I had to use my inhaler!! My customers must’ve thought I was insane

LilacIris

I need so much Stop Stop Fruit to give out to people

katie

I lost my dog of 9 years on Saturday and i wanted to thank you all for helping to cheer me up with this podcast. My question is what is the worst movie you have ever seen that everyone else loved?

Erik Carlson

I had the same thought. Anthony must’ve been watching Andor.

k0nami_kid

YIPPEE next ep drops on my birthday

BharfBhag

This episode brought the heat, had me on the edge of my seat, one of the best episodes yet. The scifi seriousness fits this season well, along with you all riffing it’s a good time

Virgil McClurken

Actually met one of the writers of Gunsmoke.

Marcus

It's very brave to make it a piss monster after all the piss in season 2

Shadeslayer1405

Anthony finally got to break up the bathroom scene "with his shitty pissy NPCs" (-freedie, ep. 1 this season) . . .

the chompie man

Next patron content Beth watches one piece 🤣🤣 please

the chompie man

I hope you find em. My dog was lost for 2 days. Post to groups in your location for lost pets I hope you find em

Cain Morgan

Ester cooked this episode

CatTV

the opening literally made me tear up yall are so amazing at creating emotional characters

Ashley Stanberry

Ugh I'm still 2 episodes behind to being caught up! Started with season 1 episode 1 only a few months ago! I have loved binge listening thus far!

Ben

Monkey D’Luffy

Maddie

Anyone think of take me to snurch during the intro?

Athena Jean

I highly recommend The Murderbot Diaries Book series for Anthony!

TheUltimateXman

Why is the black and white background so ominous

withinmyself

I thought that was funny, too

withinmyself

One Piece One Shot when?!?!??

withinmyself

I want to hear the entirety of One Piece explained by Matt

Daniel Roberts

Beth's high pitch mum voice is my new favorite

Jacob Wells

I think they meant lost in the sense of death..

Jade

Idk why you guys are so down on Maine, but it makes me sad :(

katie

Sorry for being unclear, she died. But thank you for trying to help

Belmin Causevic

Not enough respect on the Baron Harkonnen joke ❤️❤️

MushroomHat

Spooky space station: what happened here?

MillenniumPhoenix

These guys are treating Matt like he's talking about the most insane nerdy shit when he's explaining pretty standard fantasy stuff to ppl who play a fantasy/sci-fi TTRPG podcast for a living 😭

Jared Simmons

I know this will get buried, but did anyone else notice how problematic what Anthony said was about Nightcrawler? Will: “He was the Catholic one!” Anthony: “That’s what you define him by? He has blue skin and a tail!” I’m 100% certain Nightcrawler would rather be defined by his faith rather than the color of his skin lol. Love you Anthony! But you’re getting called out!

Drednot

Dale Absolutely took the living flesh's deal and joined the hive mind.

Chris B.

I love the spaceship aesthetic of space age tubes.

Erika Salazar

I would love an entire season just like this one. Or just a one shot. Space horror is so good!!

Kallun Grabowski

The choked sound I made when Anthony said Mothership should be studied.

Michael Henry

Was definitely waiting for the moment in season 4 Freddie crawled into something vent adjacent and it went poorly… Just listened to the Freddie vent scenes from the last two seasons. Definitely was holding my breath for the season 4 vent crawl.

Covalent Blonde

Was Erin Keif the Patient Zero of Wa Wa We Wa? I feel like Anthony picked it up on Gumshoes and Dragons.

Shane Murphy

Genuinely freaky monster and music, Love it

Risotto

Wow! This episode was so good!!

Loz

“ex-lifeguard who sex wife hard” almost made me pee my pants, i’m mad at how hard i laughed

Haney

Vermont mentioned!! Thanks Matt I speak for the whole state when I say we loved the bit

MooliciousMD

Its okay to acknowledge someone looks different. Its not okay to treat them different because of that. Kinda weird to call him out for a tiny moment about a fictional character. Especially knowing how hard he is on himself. Also 100%? Damn. Idk if im 100% certain about anything.

Samantha Mann

You know how Cool Ranch is called Cool American in other countries? They should’ve said the flavor was Cool Earthling!

Nathan Rodriguez

Surprise surprise, Will is first again lmao.

princeofmushrooms

Does it count as a five footer if it’s in light years 😂

Taylor Horvat

I’ve been dying for them to play mothership! Hell yeah!

Grace D

matt explaining one piece felt like link explaining garfield and i love that

Lynzie Stephens

This is probably my favorite intro of all time

Michael Purscell

Did Anthony ever give a description of the monster apart from “it’s awful” and it smelling like urine

zo perry

it’s a joke… this is a comedy podcast’s comment section… it is also referencing a “the boys” meme from x the everything app (🤢) involving homelander shaking his finger and usually accompanied by the hashtag #notverywokeofyou hehe happy pride 🫶🏻

Corkboard Podcast Network

Nightcrawler being a Catholic was my biggest leverage with my Dad to let me get away with reading X-Men. 😅

Dforce

Five lighter

David Geimecke

I caught that lil dune reference there in the intro, love seeing other Phat Duners out there

Michael Purscell

If he actually can’t swim now I might be done

Michael Purscell

Then he’d just go home and see his daughter? He’s just stretchy now, and I think only the Sculptor can do something similar

Drednot

Thats what I'm thinking. A version of him stowed away on his grand daughter's ship and a flesh version of him with the team.

Sunny Valentine

Long time listener first time commenter, this episode totally sold me on season 4! I enjoyed it before but now I really *get* it and had so much fun with this one

Bean

Dude. Such a good episode. I love it when Anthony flexes on us.

Lula Hiigel

Imagine if the crew of the Nostromo just decided to attack the Xenomorph head-on like a bunch of chads 😂

Andrew Worthington

Don't forget, it's also mens mental health awareness month. Make sure to tell your brother or friend they arn't alone and suffering

Caleb Werber

Can we please have Esther secretly swap the Epigramphs from episodes 8&9 at a random date in the future as a fun little easter egg for relistens?! 🖤

FabledWolf614

Ahhhhh. Lol I am not, and never will be, on X. I know people say a joke isn't funny anymore if you have to explain it, but it made me feel included and I appreciate that. Honestly, I'm having some mental health issues and it's making everything very hard. Even just identifying a joke is becoming difficult so I mean it when I say I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me

Noelle Bartley

17:30 “like the Property Brothers” like slayed me omg

Jason Kelso

The sounds and ambient music, along with the editing on this episode was top notch

caesar tovar

I was only thinking of sitcomdnd when hearing about the ships new AI. Spicy Pete is the best npc

Bex Boster

I love that Freddie's arc is just an escape room. It's very Freddie

Bex Boster

"you cough?...when you think too hard..." Took me out 😂😂😂

MfShark

This is a vent episode!

withinmyself

In 2026, it has seriously become difficult to identify anything at all. May all our mental health be healthy and gay. ( I also refuse to use X; wasn't a big Twitter user either )

withinmyself

Re: detox and recovery Hello, friends, daddies, grand-daddies, fellow allies, and gay, insestuous, space sharks. I am currently 3 months and 23 days sober from alcohol, and just over two months sober from THC. I ended up detoxing at home and just riding it out on my bed. Which, for those familiar with any of this, is highly dangerous. Especially for a real one like myself who regularly drinks boxes of wine and/or half gallons of vodka each day by myself. I nearly lost my incredible girlfriend who is now over two years sober. I did lose my job, my guitar and gear, and I'm 30 days away from losing my housing, but I'm active in AA and hopeful for the future. My only source of income is DoorDash in which I use a 2001 Honda Odyssey. And I gotta say, I'm incredibly grateful for my Odyysey. Be it van or life. Thanks, I love you all!!

Duckfast

Favourite sci-fi throwaway moment: Will, quietly underneath Anthony talking "what happened here??" 😂

Kai

Eric Bailes

Can’t believe you guys didn’t make a PULL THE LEVER joke at the end there.

Niko Roe

“Monkey D Luffy” “and what is that?” had me dying 😭😭😭

Jakob Medlin

The way I clap my feet and slap my gassy belly until I fart when I realize there’s a new episode out

Duncan Hayton

Such a good episode, literally laughed for 30mins straight at the start

hotgirlkisser

i know the intro is hey there delilah but somehow matt makes it sound like hurt by Johnny Cash

Tony Loch

Audible gasp from my gf that didn’t see the second steward bot waking up until the hand was around the throat.

Sheriff Teddy

“Fanny pack on his back” - Ralph

FabledWolf614

Lol stay mad, Kai 🤡 Reported you for acting like a hate filled CHILD 🥴

Dahvon Will i ams

Matt explaining One piece powers to Beth was not what I was expecting this season 🤣

Monestrial

The mothership creature reminds me very strongly of the lighthouse keeper from the Annihilation novel

Jeek

Holy shit that monkey dale luffy conversation is an all timer.

mochi

t brosius? terri brosius?? i've been replayed system shock 2 recently just in time it seems.

Superduper

I thought they were playing along us

evil--tommy

Where were these rolls during the s3 finale beth

FabledWolf614

That's really funny coming from you, Kai. I said I was having mental health issues and you decided to mock and insult me for that, but you want anybody to give a damn about your mental health? You are a hypocrite and do not deserve the support of anybody here. You only deserve what you gave, which was not supporting another man with his mental health. Virtue signaling 🫠 Go take your hatred somewhere else. Thanks for playing 🤡

wonderchicken125

listening to this episode high was an EXPERIENCE

schweinhund

The blue skin and the tail ARE defining characteristics of the character much more than them being catholic is. If someone asked you to describe Nightcrawler you'd get to the blue skin and the tail much quicker than you would the Catholicism

Anthony Monachino

Hold up, they are LEGIT play Mothership? Hell yeah! Love that game! Need to get people to run it more

MooliciousMD

Kai. Help me understand. You pay money so you can comment that? Its certainly a choice. If you're joking then alright maybe but if not I hope you keep listening to the podcast so you can realize how wrong you are.

liam morin

i just realized doory has the same voice as jizz likely from the short riff at the beginning of the tournament for knights episode in season 1…

jawnster

Classic grandpa form lol

Zenabel

Did it miss it or was there no content warning for this episode being extra graphic lol

Michael G. Masukawa

"It's interesting that that's how you'd define 'Nightcrawler'" killed me 🤣

Alexander Lark

What if they used these "flesh dolls" for a trial run of the sculpter?

Megan Shively

the shit, piss, and blood viscera combo is popular among this crowd

Oof

Love this episode!

Gabriel Becerra

Unfortunately, as a "real D&D head" I'm painfully aware that the level up from 3 to 4 is bullshit and Level 5 is when things start getting *spicy*

MemeticHygienist

My brain is soup, your connecting-the-callback-dots is croutons. I would “heart” it, but it has 69 hearts already, so my hands are tied.

Jake

I’m sorry about your dog. I lost my Scruffy in mid December and it was so hard. 😞 May her memory be a blessing 💙

katie

Thank you, her name was Alice

Greyson Shearer

Dale would fucking love Holland cruises.

An Ocean On Fire

47:29 No Freddie, not just early builds, that's been a consistent in the games history even till the current day, remember it's community dubed name, Bug Citizen. xD

Raccoon_Coded

The into song has me DYING 🤣🤣

George Smith

Should look at the old gods of Appalachia ttrpg

Alex S.

thank you for the monster truck joke Freddie

K8 Misu

pfft we get it Beth, you work out 😩

liam sullivan

Genuinely great episode, loved the pacing. Shout out editing team. Great dungeon

King ETL

As a long time one piece fan i loved this

Josh Hutton

Love that they got Tom Waits for the intro song

Drew coleman

Hate to break it to anthony but Russian roulette by Anthony Burch is still in print I found it at a game store in my town

Nolan

Matt dropping the ashes immediately is so big balled

Atlas Ward

The most unrealistic thing about this season is that boomers correctly pronounced "Chipotle"

Finn Nope

Anthony you've said before that doing imagery is hard but my stomach was churning at the creepy descriptions of the spaceship. Flickering lights ARE scary 😖