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A new era of Kingdom Dad Monster begins.

A lost group of heroes comes across the remains of Nad Pod and its lone survivor, and begins their own journey of survival in the endless dark of Kingdom Death Monster.

This new season is for everyone! New characters and a restart of sorts to the settlement, while still keeping the momentum and whatever excuse to story there was before.

Didn't listen to season 1? Well you should.

Don't remember what happened in season 1? We don't either.

Didn't like season 1? You are wiser than most.

Want to listen together with the community? Join our Discord live listen on Friday, June 19th at 10am PT.

The souls of Beast Games (final name to be determined) makes there first hunt for survival. They tackled the disgustingly stupid and awesome FROG DOG. A new monster from the latest massive expansion for Kingdom Death Monster.

Matt here - I also did a quick paint job on this bad boy. Here she is.

What a beautiful gal! I love her.

And yes. Those are puppies coming out of old men faces who instead of mouths have...

UPDATE: here is the art for the double sphincter card. Sorry.

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Bryer

Yes!!!

Rex

IT'S BACK!

Aaron

Whaaaatttttttt

Mike McDonald

Thank God you are still making these, I was worried there wasn't going to be another

Craig Beshears

And just like that, I can keep going

Vallyce

Lets go!!!!!

Con

YES YES YES

Sleeth (GoonBlazer)

Can't tell you how exciting this is after all everyone learned from season one. Imagine what they'll do when playing the game 😋

chishuji

I had plans for the day but this is WAY more important

CHenry

I was just in here looking for this and as soon as I leave the app it's here. My grandma was right. The watched pot never boils

Saucey McBurgerpants

Do my eyes deceive me dad monster season 2, this is better than a Tuesday!!

Kristie Moran

Today has been so shitty, thank you.

ImJust_Dante

I used to pray for times like this

Savon Thompson

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO I WAS AFRAID MY PEAK SERIES WAS DEAD

Will Spencer

Made my day, so glad this is back

Anna Lausman

Merry Christmas, Mr. President

Izzy

YOOOOO LETS GOOO i’m so hype, i could not have asked for a better gift for my long commute home today 🙏🙏

BonkeyDoner

I just shot the most massive load right into my pants when I got this notification

Andrew

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss

moos

OH MY FUCKING GOD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

elimeno

Hell yeah.

Cameron Templeton

This notification was the highlight of my month. Let's goooo!

Steve

Long awaited.

Ben

Let’s GOOOOOOOO

Sarah

It's back!!

Bean

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

James Jones

YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE SO BACKKKK!!!!!

Runnin' Ryden (edited)

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2026-09-06 03:00 Do you need a recap of the last 12 episodes of KDM? Do you want to reminisce about past hilarious quotes? Do you want all of that in a spreadsheet? Well look no further! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wFOxuta-1fdCNyS0jUF_WWYxwEsQ82d-SipH6qET4UU/edit?usp=sharing
2026-06-17 20:33 Do you need a recap of the last 12 episodes of KDM? Do you want to reminisce about past hilarious quotes? Do you require all of that in a spreadsheet? Well look no further! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wFOxuta-1fdCNyS0jUF_WWYxwEsQ82d-SipH6qET4UU/edit?usp=sharing

Do you need a recap of the last 12 episodes of KDM? Do you want to reminisce about past hilarious quotes? Do you require all of that in a spreadsheet? Well look no further! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wFOxuta-1fdCNyS0jUF_WWYxwEsQ82d-SipH6qET4UU/edit?usp=sharing

Xen Forest

Best day ever. I needed this

Bret L

Yay!!

Drake Nuzzo

AT LAST, AT LAST WE ARE DELIVERED

Adam Thirion

All is right in the world once more....

Leif Mewes

LETS GO SEASON 2 BABY!!

Paul Curtis

I was legit just thinking last night "Huh, I wonder if they are going to play KDM again, it's been a long time since they did" and here we are

Dag Swaniels

The most insane series returns!!

Stud Chudley

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYY

Clove

Seeing this notif made my whole week *cries*

Mossy_Zambo

YESSSSS!!!! CRUNCHY KILLY DEATH MONSTER TIME YAAAAY!!!!

Zagreus

WE'RE SO BACK!!

Sarah Bernard

I would pay for a separate Patreon dedicated to KDM. I'm so stoked!!!!!!!

Morgan Deakin

Well my week has been made! Can’t wait to listen 🎶

MemePeon

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

Seth Barr

I knew my sudden desire to listen to all of season 1 again last week was more than coincidence!

Zach Towne

YES LETS GOOOOOO my fav series is back!

zo perry

SEASON TWO!!! YES THANK YOU DADDY MATT!!

TheMeatBeast

“This is the coolest thing I have ever seen” quote from butthead

zo perry

“didn’t like season one? you are wiser than most” more like LAMER than most!! KDM for life 🙌🏼

Rich

He called four boobs 2 pair when he should’ve said 4 of a kind

Brett Simmons

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah buddy! Love KDM

Gideon Greer

Wait when did they do the side story? I don't see it anywhere

Lauchlan

YESSSSSSS, I fucking loved the last season of this. So glad it's back!

Erika Auglis

I have been refreshing my page. All. Damn. Day. I’m so happy.

WardogScott

"Hi, HR? It's Scott. Yeah Matt's doing the voice again."

William G

Oh hell yes 🙌 😍

-eldritch-h0rr0r-

KDM has returned and life is worth living again! Yayyyy!

Jinxster99

This episode is pure noise pollution🤣🤣🤣

Smidazzle

The long awaited frog dog episode

J Campy

MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN! MEN! MEN! MEN!

Rerin

The gasp I gusped!!

WesKane

Noooice!

Amy

YESSS ITS BACK!!!

FunkyPoacher

Kingdom Dad Monster is why I became a patron, so very excited.

Dungeons and Daddies

The most recent episode was considered the side story because it was after the initially colony died out!

James Kjorlaug

Right as I was re-listening to season 1!!!!

Gideon Greer

Thank you maybe I need to relisten

Jonathan Riley

I’ve been awaiting this day for days

Joe

Yeeeeesssssss!! The Dad-Gods have answered the prayers of many!

daniel mantle

HOLY SHIT!! I just relistened to kingdom dad monster and was wondering when yall would do more.

Valyra

Absolutely nothing

Kwisppy

Ah yes my favorite band, stink token

Rebeka Garcia

Bad episode to listen to while eating

Jeff Stack

"frog dog double anus card" is now in my Google history. God bless Adam Poontz, and God bless the daddies

Carter Peach

Missed this so much need my Boofo back.

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

The Return of the King(dom)! I was literally just doing a relisten of these today. The drama and intrigue of the Boofo lineage stands up with any Game of Thrones-esque court machinations out there.

liam morin

what did they do wrong with the murders in season 1?

Cain Morgan

Wish we could have gotten a picture of the board to see the flowers (?) lillypads(?)

Adam D.

ITS BACK!!

Eddy B

Yeeeaaassssss

Eddy B

So much chaotic energy, and I’m here for it!

Ken

So excited to have KDM back!!

Henry Urbina

NO WAY!!!! I downloaded table top simulator just to play this!

Jason Allen

Omg I’m so hype for this!!!!

Beth Sophia

I had been wondering if Matt was going to be taking this back up now that Nail House is in post. So happy for more of this fully unhinged game!

Erin Carlson

HAVENT EVEN LISTENED YET BUT THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER

Righter

Yupppp, it was my fault for starting this during breakfast lol

Righter

naming my baby boy Anus Pucker Carlson

Collin Hoepf

What a surprise! I had almost given up hope on more KDM, definitely my favorite side content

Logan

Oh yeeaahh, this is what I pay for. I'm so happy to see a second season of it.

Rargona

I’m so FF7 pilled that I immediately clocked Will’s rendition of Fight On! … god part 3 just needs to drop already

kenz b

FUCK YEAH!!!! New s4 episode AND new KDM?!? AND Messi scored a hat trick?! I need to pinch myself.

Klompus Smith

Hello From the Magic Tavern fans, just a reminder about Chunt’s two buttholes. You now have art to keep in mind whenever he brings it up in an episode

Emily L

Been waiting all year for this to start up again 😂

Lizby

The NOISE that just came out of me when I opened Patreon to see this 😫🤌

Jacob L.D.G.

Yeah baby, this is what I’ve been waiting for

Holland Engele

Anthony your hot take is correct Noah Wyle is way hotter now

Cody Moriah

Honestly, who doesn't love a good slither into the endless darkness with your freshly unborn child? Great way to start your weekend.

Cody Moriah

This is so amazing of you 🤩🙏

Cody Moriah

Honorable mention to "a non binary is what they love to be called". As a non binary myself, it made me laugh.

Sarita

I really wish I could hang because I want all the bonus content I can get, but this is too gross for me 😓

Mia DenBoer

Shhhhh my fav show is on

Darin Duryee

you guys have no cool car ideas.

Trenton Clover

Amazing Episode, but I miss you Bufo 😭😭

FriesischeKuh

Absolutely love the show! But can we please get another Dadhammer please? Chaos run :)

ShannyKrik

I love this show, but cannot stand Matt’s characters, so much I fast forward as much as I can anytime he talks

Reilly Nietering

“That’s the brown box” I see you Will. Even if none of the dads laughed, I laughed

Wulfgar

I love this, but I wish they included more photos like they did in the previous season Example: a photo of the board; their characters; etcetera.

Thane McGrath

The accolades section is fucking incredible. Hats off to you

Groves

Kinsey really took Beast Knuckles comment of people with kids being more important to heart and became the most important with four kids!

Gimblegorp

We're so fucking back, babyyyyyyy

Soguwe

There are, in fact, animals that stack farts. Some cows do it when they have indigestion. They tend to explode

Órla

after learning the other 12 episodes by heart, I Thank You

ScrantonSales

Thanks to Freddie at 30:37 for helping me imagine having the Green Goblin as my DM 🥰

Jasper Hulme

return of the king 💖🙏 when we needed him most

Jiggly Cyanide

A top down view of the board would be awesome. Maybe video to see where all the PCs and monsters are

Marissa Y.

So what I'm getting from Two Boys, barely 10 minutes in, is that he's Cern

Marissa Y.

The accolades section alone is incredible. ETA: Now I want to do this for the first three seasons

Wretchedgretchen

So glad you guys brought GDM back🤘🤘🤘 let's get nasty

Shaun_qb

Yes! This series is what made me subscribe to the Patreon originally. I am so glad we're getting a second season

Jason Doty

The fact that you can hear how much you guys hate it and Matt loves it. Really makes it that much better. Lol

Delightfully Joyful

I immediately thought Will was gonna say "Adventure Zone" for the name xD

john bortolazzo

YAY! More kingdom dad monster! Thank you!

Drake Nuzzo

Beth made a LOTR reference and they said NOTHING (28:50)

LilacIris

hooray it's back! and what a start!!! <3

LilacIris

You are a true hero Ryden

Hannah!

I MISSED THIS OMG I CANT WAIT TO LISTEN

Hannah!

this is my favorite series y'all do like thank you for the laughs, team <33333

Hannah!

this is so interesting!! love the accolades, so fun

Morgan Deakin

Just listened to episode 5 again….. Was there ever a cake given to the person with the most deaths? Or even just a tally 👀

Carey C

I've been knocked prone! Do I get up again? You're never gonna keep me down.

J.upit.er

That bubble in the art was necessary

Sam

Yayyyy i love this series <3

Irvin13

Who’s gonna tell them to abandon season 4 and put all their time into KDM

William G

Ugh cant wait till the next one

Sam Arkush

When are we getting the next one

Mike B

Give us more?

Sam Arkush

Please👁️👄👁️

Jesse Barbour

The fact that Matt did not paint the miniature's butthole skin a putrid yellow shows great moral character

Kato Locke

Can't agree more, sister.

gerg bergles

I love this series and im so glad you rezzed it. One suggestion, do the combat on camera Or maybe acted out on like table top simulator or something.

William G

God i cant wait for the next one hope yall are working on it real soon

Groves

Did yall see! Matt's painting stream made the KDM newsletter! Congratulations Sir!

Red Vest

Please do more.

Jose Thomason

Fucking love this series!!! I like Matt have this dammit game and cant keep anyone interested 😂

Nate

LET’S GOOOOO!