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In this week's episode, the Dad's re-visit last week's courtroom drama of an episode. They discuss favorite moments and answer listener questions. Topics include the boomer affinity for ai slop and the difference between soccer thighs and baseball butts.

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Honda San

starting of with One Piece? this is a treat so far!

Emeraldfreddy07

Boomer bash would be a great rename if they wanted. 😆😆

Saucey McBurgerpants (edited)

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2026-09-16 20:00 Matt glazing luffy…. Im sorry Monkey D Luffy makes me so happy! Matt if/when you ready this see you in Elbaph!
2026-09-15 16:47 Matt glazing luffy…. Im sorry Monkey D Luffy makes me so happy! Matt if/when you read this see you in Elbaph

Matt glazing luffy…. Im sorry Monkey D Luffy makes me so happy! Matt if/when you read this see you in Elbaph

Kayleigh

As someone who lives in the south and works in fast food, conservatives LOVE Splenda. Couldn’t tell you why, but they do

Baijo

Damian Wayne mention finally some respect for my controversial fave

Andy Brunstein

Best Jungle Cruise joke I’ve ever heard while we were disembarking he goes “I got one more joke for all you mind readers out there” then he just stopped. I laughed for 15 minutes

Gamma

Rugby player here! Rugby players do get FAR fewer serious injuries than other contact sports. Because the only safety equipment I have is my mouth guard I do into every tackle with a scense of self preservation.

Ayden Freudenberg (edited)

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2026-09-19 08:00 As a Gen Z viewer, I can confirm my friends have showed me some horrid videos that have stuck with me for the rest of my life.
2026-09-15 17:16 As a Gen Z viewer, I can confirm my friends have showed me some horrid videos that have stuck with me…

As a Gen Z viewer, I can confirm my friends have showed me some horrid videos that have stuck with me…

Nobi Wolff

I get deeply unhinged ai vertical drama ads and this episode will not help my algo

whirlybird

i am two minutes in. “as long as you like monkey d. luffy” is so correct for appreciating one piece ❤️🏴‍☠️❤️

drmimms

Furious is INCREDIBLE! Great rec from Beth.

S.L. Invidus

Well I guess I'm gonna buy One Piece TCG decks now

Alexander Vazquez

I need to step in on the for roundabouts. I live in Washington state where they are somewhat "new" for 5 years or so they have been added more. I can use them but so many washingtonian suck and there us a super busy intersection that kept getting car crashes to the point where they close one of the rings of the roundabout. I have seen people stop inside to let someone in, I have seen people rip in and you have to slow down fast to not hit them. Best part about Washington State is that it rains a lot... And for some reason EVERYONE FORGETS HOW TO DRIVE. Light sprinkle? How about 10 mph under. Low traction? How about someone cutting in front of you instead of merging behind. Man I hate driving.

Jordan Jones

Nah, she's right. Asking for Splenda by name is republican as hell.

William Cook

I’m a new DM, I struggle with revealing characters beats and plot twists because I get excited and reveal them way too soon, do you have any advice to help with that?

Toasty

Forever ago. He’s on his second marriage

Zafíro

I have the same issue! The only way I've managed to circumvent it is to never think too far ahead (for me, it was like a session and a half into the future of the story), trust your future self to come up with something awesome, and try to stick to themes so it'll look like you've been planning the twist the entire time.

Zafíro

I moved to WA from VA, and I can tell you it really depends on the culture. Washingtonians are way more polite and cooperative-minded than Northern Virginians. Roundabouts are GREAT in DC and Arlington, where they DNGAF and will squeeze in where they can because that's the difference between sitting in hours of traffic. PNW is wayy more chill. I blame the marijuana.

Zafíro

Everyone everywhere 'forgets to drive' .. I've come to think that it's just a individual-level mismatch on how much to slow down and their particular skill level of driving. Also, possible mismatch on how different states handle their weather. I can fly down the highway at 80mph in the middle of a snowstorm in Ohio and be fine. In Washington? Shit, i'm not even going outside because the sidewalk is a sheet of ice.

Logan Richards

27:00 - One girl one cup, one man one jar, Russian lathe, meat spin, I remember too many to remember

Jesse Trible

Those “librul” skeleton memes you talked about are some of my favorites! Check out the subreddit r/the_pack its only those memes and its also one of the most wholesome subreddits

ThePhoenixKing

I'm officially caught up with Dungeons and Daddies. I started season 1 when season 3 was maybe a quarter of the way through, so now it's weird not having another episode lined up to listen to.

GhostBrod

Did you guys ever play around on Reddit 50/50 back in the day?

Gideon Greer

What was the film or show Anthony mentioned? Something vs coyote Ithink?

Jessica

"I was promised pegging" Go on

Lucy

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ :)

Toasty

DadSmash: Francis with different legs for Up+B moves or when he gets the Final Smash Ball, he turns into the skin poncho and throws it on the enemy. All of Hermies alt costumes would be Batman villains. Grant’s Final Smash would be the axe spin move. Eunice Mothman would get the enemies sick like different debuffs. Fannie would fight with her boobs. Paeden would be like Pichu and his attacks cause him damage. Ron’s grapple move would be the Bag of Holding over the opponent’s head. Norm would be like Samus where after his Final Smash, he’d lose the Teeny costume and just be Zero Suit Norm.

Rogzilla

What was the weakness Matt gave for Anthony’s super power? I couldn’t understand.

Eric Willey

Regarding amnesia, Film Reroll did Memento and every time Leonard "reset" they had a new player come in (it took a lot of players).

Jules

🚫🙅 NO baby shoes! 🙅🚫

Jules

i hadn't realised how peaceful my mind was before being reminded of goatse and tubgirl. oh my god.

Jules

i credit meatspin for Awakening something in me

Jules

Name suggestion: Grumpy Old Grandparents

Doyle Just Doyle

Denim Punk™ exists at the Gen Z hyperpop raves

Daniel Roberts

This is why we pay the money!!!!!!! How good was this grandpa gang bang. Firstly beth. Furious is amazing just finished it. Matt if you love the short shorts it's AFL finals time. Get to an Aussie bar and watch yourself some footy. And the rugby thing. Spot on. When you know it will hurt too. You dont go in as reckless.

Jebediah Stone

Bluetooth hearing aids have been the greatest improvement in my life

Fava and Bedderman

Beth can't say all that and not post her smut somewhere

Liv

Bit of a misconception about pointe shoes - they’re not all made by the same company, but they are all made in the same fashion which is essentially really thick paper mache covered in satin. This style evolved about a century ago from the even more painful and unsupportive precursor which was basically just a soft ballet slipper with aggressive darning at the tip. They are disposable and a professional could easily go through multiple pairs a week. There is a single new manufacturer on the market making 3d printed shoes with synthetic elasticated sock type covering with the goal of being better for long term foot health and not needing frequent costly replacement. They’re ugly as hell and still pretty fringe, but making their way on the scene as a practice shoe and in more avant garde modern ballet spaces.

Cody Moriah

Shade Witch S2 would be my Smash Step-Bros main

Jessica

I have seen one man one jar FAR too many times

princeofmushrooms

The reason ballet shoes are the way they are is so that they can be customized to the ballerinas foot. The reason you see ballerinas smashing their shoes against stairs and breaking the soles and stuff is to make the shoe fit their feet properly/to their liking. Ballerinas often sew parts of their shoes as well for more comfort. So instead of having many different ballet slippers there is one standard so the athlete themselves can customize them the way they want to. Also the shoes you’re referring to are called pointe shoes and they need to be very stiff/hard to be safe. Ballerinas aren’t standing on their tippy toes they’re over what is called “the box”. Take a look at some x-rays of ballerinas feet, it’s very interesting.

Biotonne

They could rename safe space into "The Retirement Home"

Kevin Guillen

This is super random but this is my first time commenting on here since joining up since season one but I love one piece. It’s been a treat hearing Mat talk about it. Can someone ask or if they read these questions.. can someone recommend to Mat or the daddies Ohara’s theory video on bible-piece? There are some spoilers for where I think Mat is at but it’s an amazing video comparing the bible to one piece. Thank you for reading!

Chris Iron

As a European it was insane to me to find out that roundabouts are considered new in the US. But also, in some countries they have the rule that if you are inside the roundabout, you have to stop for people entering which is equally insane. If made correctly though, and once everyone get used to them, they save both time and lives so just keep hanging in there!

Chris Iron

Oh, my special subject is mentionend by my special podcast! The thing with people behaving more dangerous when the percieved safety is higher is called Behaviour Adaptation, and Anthony is absolutely right when he talks about it. Some old studies show that the decline in driver deaths due to the introduction of safety belts are almost completely nullified by the rise in deaths of bicyclists and pedestrians due to people driving faster. I'm not sure exactly where I read that though, so don't quote me directly. The competing leading theories of why this is, has for the last decades been the Risk Homeostasis Theory and the Zero Risk Theory I'd say. One is basically that you have a level of risk that you are comfortable with, and if something happens that lowers your sense of danger you will level it out. The other is pretty similar, but suggest that we control an acceptable level or risk by adapting safety margins to comfortable levels. A great example of this is that taxis equipped with extremely modern safety equipment probably aren't more safe to be in, but they are rated as more uncomfortable for the passenger. The taxi driver will most likely drive more recklessly if they know that they are safe from harm, thus rendering the trip less smooth and enjoyable. This post is also proof that any ad starting with "Scientists don't want you to know THIS particular..." is just bullshit. All we ever want is for people to know this, and we are physically incapable of stopping ourselves explaining things wheter you want to hear them or not. =P

Jake LeCompte

One piece card game mentioned? Oh yeah I’m seated

Mereone

The smash bros game idea is really good cause i just imagine that if, for example, you had kelsey, darryl, linc and dale fighting each other it would just be 10 minutes of matt talking to himself trying to do all 4 voices at once in one single recording

Delightfully Joyful

I genuinely thought Anthony was doing the One Piece Gol Roger intro from the Anime at the start, I was so excited

Marissa Y.

"No baby shoes, whatever" is maybe my new favorite childfree slogan.

J.upit.er

There is a reason why volleyball players wear the knee pads lower, when they bend the knee when getting lower for a bump/recieve the padding cushions the knee better than it would if it were over the kneecap while standing

Marissa Y.

I listen to this podcast too much, I thought of "Captain America: Winter Suit" mere seconds before Will said it out loud. I had to rewind and replay it and make sure he actually said it. Also thank you Anthony for pointing out Matt's Australian slip up, I was massively confused

Mari

DUDE EARLY GEN Z WERE NOT SAFE. Ours was telling people to watch Bocu no pico or 2 girls 1 cup out of context. The jar... Clopping. Not to mention reddit trends like 50/50. Omg dude the pain Olympics. We're fucking cooked

Rob Gibbons

Once again, Gen X is neglected. It’s okay, the last safe space we had was the back room of a bicycle repair shop.

Pidge Wilhelm

Idk what yall are on but i have fuckin Loved Ted Lasso, shit has gotten better with every season, this is my dear baby that loves me very much

Ian Park

I was actively listening to this on my hearing aids attached to my phone and I’m feeling attacked😂😂

Alex Hansgen

I’m out. I put up with the “poor baby school shooter” but can’t handle the guilty of dozens of counts of manslaughter doesn’t have to live with guilt or punishment outside of people walking on eggshells around the poor little murderer.

Alex Hansgen

I pray that all drunk drivers find such peace and don’t have to live with guilt or consequences of their crimes either and that the entire cast will support the poor babies just the same in real life.

starlightmeg

Anthony - have you seen the insane bdsm stunt show at HHN Florida

Mathew Reyes

Unrelated to the Daddies, but is anyone else annoyed by Patreons constant changes to the app over the last year? It keeps pushing more and more recommendations on the home screen to the point that it doesn't even show me the content that I subscribe to first, I have to scroll to find D&Dads or go to the membership page.

Jacob

I hate to say it but those skeletor memes are 6 years old alr

Mel Mel

Do what I do lol. Start again! I've listened to the whole show like 3 times. I might have a problem 😂

Mel Mel

I switched to the live action so fast when I realised my husband would love Monkey d Luffy but he doesn't like anime. Unfortunately now we're just waiting for S3 💀

Mel Mel

I listened to a podcast about that. Apparently roundabouts were in the US before but, like you said, the rules were you have to stop for people entering (insane). Presumably everyone went fuck that, chucked them out and people in Europe finally realised the correct rules for them and now they're *slowly* trickling back into the US

Mel Mel

Oh it drives me nuts. I have to just go on their page to find the next post. Like it's not the hardest thing but it's bloody annoying. Just change for changes sake 💀

ThePhoenixKing

I think that's one of those good problems that I may make my own.

Cody Russell

I could listen to Freddie’s Boomhauer impression all day.

NolanVGC

That car show Freddy talked about was my absolute favorite as a kid!

Leif

NEED to know if any of these guys are birders after hearing Freddie talk about birds

Alexander Gray

As a professional volleyball player (I was at the live show in Hamburg if you guys remember!) the though of people wearing there kneepads like that hurts my soul

CHenry

This folks need to see GWAR. Gore Stage show Heavy tunes

k0nami_kid

If you guys want a sport for watching butts and thighs I highly recommend going to a roller derby game 🛼 super queer inclusive too 💖

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

I’m too young to understand the aol stuff but that sounds traumatizing

Mandy Gay

This has been the best post show ...show. lost it at cyberpunk baeumhouer

Anthony Monachino

Extra TERROR-estrial. Loved that show. Yeah... It's history kind of sunk itself. But I loved it. It was in Disney World, yup.

Alias Aivan

oh that makes so much more sense

Catherine Beverly

I, personally, think Safe Space should turn into Senior Center.

Mike Hawk

Anthony knowing wobble tech is goated.

Xen Forest

I love Ted lassos new season. Following the girls team is so nice. I can understand there might be something missing to most but just saying it's bad doesn't really give me context. I love it. Maybe I'm just watching it at the right time in my life tho. Idk. I think it's lovely. Not everything needs to be perfect. If there even such a thing.

Tim Harris

Is there any chance of another tour happening any time soon? Possibly for Australia??

Mikey Fresch

I distinctly remember going on that alien ride in disney when I was like 12 years old and my younger sister freaked the fuck out while I thought it was cool!

Paul Howard

I play rugby too! I agree. I’d say that the frequency of injuries is probably far more in football ⚽️ but the severity of injuries is obviously far worse in rugby. Couldn’t speak on hand-egg 🏈 I don’t follow it at all.

Eric Willey

Yep, that's how to do it. To be a little more specific have the major players in the area and know what they're doing for the next session, and let your players act or react to those moves. You might look at Dungeon World for more.

Eric Willey

I am back and listening again for Cyberpunk Boomhauer, who has been living in my head for the past few days.

Evin

Thanks to this episode I just looked up the Alien Encounter experience at Disney to see if it was genuinely scary. I found a video. All I needed to see was the part where the cute little alien gets disintegrated to feel deeply unsettled at my big age. I think it will haunt me all day. I’m on Beth’s team. Childhood me would have had nightmares for years.

Laz

Darryl’s Final Smash is him holding a shotgun to his frozen opponent, debating with off-screen S1 dads for 30 seconds, then pulling the trigger.

Adam Parker

As someone born in 2004 with siblings born in 2009 you guys are right. We have a strong grasp of the internet and it's dangers and that is completely because of things like live leak and 1 man 1 jar

Joshua Morales

Well actually, the Skippers on The Jungle Cruise go through the same interview process as other cast members. They have to learn the whole script and sometimes get to throw in little jokes, just like how the GMR (Great Movie Ride) when it was in MGM studios/ Hollywood Studios before it got defunct. Also would be funny to see yall going to HHN Hollywood Knots Scary Farm as a monthly bonus video

Drednot

Will saying he's never been to a stunt show like his wife's favorite place isn't medieval times.

Butcher

The lights motor action pull literally healed me I felt like no one in the world remembered it but knowing Freddy remembered makes me feel sane lol

Bob

How does Will talk that fast

MarsK00

There’s also an alternative company making them with a durable silicone but older generations are very against them.

Madison Griffard

Crying at Freddie getting possessed by the spirit of Boomhauer

Andy Brunstein

A new study just came out that says at least 1 in 4 American football players have a permanent degenerative brain injury called CTE.

Cody

One Piece fans refer to each other as Nakama . Nakama is what Luffy calls his crew instead of just friends. Literal translation is a teammate but for One Piece fans, it's more about the things we're enduring together on our journey through this series.

Pavel Arauz

My Republican trait as a liberal is i believe we should all be carrying firearms. Why enter a gun fight with only hugs?

Bret L

Peggy feet

Devon Willingham

I was so glad that both Anthony did secretly make them already play the jury and the fact that somebody brought up memento in the flashback

Devon Willingham

I think most leftists, me included, think gun rights are important. I think that’s a somewhat republican viewpoint. The difference is that leftists think it should be stricter to get them. Kinda like canadas gun laws.

Kyler Campbell

I’m on listen “I Lost Count 5 years ago”. Only season 1 though. Everything after that is unorganized. It’s kinda clear they had a plan for season 1 ahead of time. Key plot points were definitely planned. I still listen but nothing will top the first 😩

Drosi Cat

Came here to say this! It would be nearly impossible to make a series of different shoes for all ballerinas because they are so highly customized by each dancer during the break in process

Aidan Felker

Went to Tombstone last year for a bachelor party in August. It was 100 degrees. Every single person in Tombstone was amazing. The shoot outs were awesome. You wouldn’t be able to tell they were all wearing 8 layers and sprinting around. If you find yourself there, make sure to stop in Big Nose Kate’s for Karaoke night!!