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Happy Halloween to all and, more importantly, HAPPY KINGDOM DAD MONSTER RETURN DAY!

The sun rises on Beast Knuckle Cool City. It's a new day at the settlement and it is time to see if the survivors are ready for another showdown. As for the Dads....they might not be ready. ARE YOU?

(Matt wasn't ready yet to provide pictures of the figures, so check back soon for gruesome imagery and Matt's notes!)

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Rogzilla

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

zo perry

YES HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN!!!

fancyhazmatsuit

Oh I’m going to have a great time painting while listening to this

David Geimecke

Came for Dungeons and Daddies, staying for Kingdom Dad Monster

Irvin13

you guys are welcome it’s only cost 7 hours of slurping up the whole crew worth it !

Groves

Happy Halloween

Gareth Davies

I honestly thought we were never going to get more KDM!

James Jones

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! COULD LITERALLY CRY IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK

Rerin

I had to put my 12 year old kitty to sleep yesterday and in my weird grief I thought “the only thing that could cheer me up right now is a Kingdom Dad Monster episode” ♥️

Abeshai Murguia

Its crazy timing that season 2 comes out just as i started listening to the first season lol

Gab Masci

let's motherfucking go

J.S.

It’s too bad they didn’t roll a 10 on the Flesh Monolith, which would have resurrected a dead survivor. Beast Knuckle could have died and then 10 minutes later showed back up again.

f0x

Beast Knuckle city? I thought that was in Riyadh

Grant G

THANK YOU SO MUCH many many thanks needed this in my life rn

brenya ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

i have literally binged this whole series the last two days and i’m so happy y’all are bringing it back

WesKane

This show is fuckin perfect

Mark Welch

Finally!! I was wondering when another ep was coming!

William G

Yes so happy 😊 😃 happy Halloween yall

thewholeninefalafels

This is quite serendipitous as I just started this series a week ago and was very sad the last episode was forever ago. I know you are all human beings but we want content and you’re good at it so chop chop. (I love you all so much).

Mossy_Zambo

After 12 hours working and 3 hours at a Halloween party, I'm blessed with this treat, this gem. All is balanced in the world

CDMS-God

Very pleased to have stayed for the Midas riffs at the end. A humor I didn't know I wanted: Midas sex jokes

Andrew

Ahhhhh yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Andrew

So back.

Majuu

Hush, quiet - my favourite show is on!!

Storm D Bain

Yay my favourite show! Hopefully the gang are just as excited to play it again…

Nick W (but cool)

Its definitely funny, but would like to see the game actually be played if that's available. Seems like the gag is that nobody actually wants to play, but its not even a gag by the end.

Clay Lumintang

Genuinely having the worst days of my life lately. Everything feels like it’s falling apart…but this…this kept me going.

Runnin' Ryden

Man, I can’t believe this group of newcomers came in, discovered a new land populated by a native people, took over, named it something different, and then forced the native people into exile. It’s like they manifested their destiny

holyhohos

BEST HALLOWEEN EVER

Mike B

YESSSSSS! WERE SO BACK! G.K.M.C. REFERENCED!

Benseanjamin

Justice for Beast Knuckle, may he live forever in our cankerous hearts

William G

Ahhh my ears can finally be pleased check plz,no check fill my plate I want more plz

Jay

Definitely feels like the crew is not into this episode or maybe just the game in general.

Kallun Grabowski

For anyone wondering, the Screaming God is a node 4 monster (starting monster is node1 and each node is harder). There isn’t a node 4 in base game. It’s supposed to be hunted right at the end

Michael Feemster

Yeeeeeessssssss!! I just binged the earlier eps again last week in hopes that this was coming soon!

WardogScott

Holy crap why didn't I get a message about this LFG! Hyped!

Runnin' Ryden

We have NEVER heard a squeal like that from Beth when she heard how tough pimping can be

Delightfully Joyful

Spoiler... Love the running gag of Will getting killed over and over again by this game like Sisyphus and the boulder hoping its gonna change XD

Justin Seebauer

My fav patreon content, this made my monday bearable 👯‍♂️

Jim Funderburke

Finished the episode and im ready for the next one daddies!

Taylor Schutz

You guys got me in so much trouble. I can't stop stimming to "GG fuckin EZ" now and my boyfriend HATES it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fearne Pérez

I feel like Matt would really like Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon

Brendan O'Neil

YEEEEEESSSS, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MORE KONGDOM DAD MONSTERRRRE

Mel Mel

Will has such bad luck in these games 😂😂😂

Erin Lavisa

Listen, as much as the gang wants to dunk on Matt about playing this game, my baby is teething and this is my only joy while she loses it

MaxKCool

Are you guys even having fun? Matt why are you making the game way harder for them? Do you actually want them to dislike the game?

MaxKCool

They keep complaining about how hard the game is and then they consciously make it literally impossible to win lmao

MaxKCool

I hate to say it but Matt is not being a very good “DM” of this game in terms of balance. KDM is definitely a hard, unfair game, but it’s a lot easier if you don’t fight an end boss on your second hunt of the entire game.

TJ McSobbot

I've listened to the joke Matt made about head like ten times and I can't figure out the words. Help!

Shannon Stevenson

Lmao, I just read up on the Screaming God expansion on boardgamegeek - this is an alternative FINAL BOSS monster.