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We talk about legislating the rules of the Deck of Many Things, loud dad sneezes (and dad toots, obviously), what the dad's favorite chores are, and Freddie comes in hot with his 100% correct opinion about pineapple on pizza.

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Aylis J Lind

I am also on team Deep Dish. A new tribe is born. Good job Anthony.

Jenna Holmes

I honestly just don’t like pizza 😂 but pineapple definitely makes it worse

Zorro

Pineapple 🍍

Risotto

Oh man 😩 i really feel freddy on that 👃💦😩

Risotto

What 🤣 do all americans use a sponge when they bath??

Googly Moogly the Greater

Small pieces of pineapple so they roast and don't soak the pie, also the pineapple needs to be roasted until it's a little brown or it needs to be pre-grilled primarily for flavor, secondarily because I'm allergic to raw pineapple. Favorite pineapple pizza: pineapple, bacon, bbq & cheese

Trevor Thomas

I feel like Ron would be into one of those niche disgusting pizza toppings. Like strawberries.

Emma Olson

Omg the children’s hour…

Oliver Fulayter

Absolutely preach about breaking down your boxes! I share a recycle bin with my neighbor and they have no clue how recycling works. I politely left a pamphlet from the Garbage Management on the Do's and Don't's but...

Martin Flores

Me revisiting this in 2025 working at a pizza place for 4 years and hearing this in devasted to know Freddie never got a good Pinapple pizza reduce the sauce on the bottom just a tad and have the pineapple under the cheese it works

Gabby Robinson

Anyone else notice how quiet Will got when they talked about washing their hands and legs 🧐

mothernaychore

sneezing volume and intensity is 100% controllable btw 4 years later

sybillium4

Why not speak to them instead of being passive aggressive?

Isabella

I didn't know how badly I needed to hear these wonderful people passionately complaining about loud dad sneezes et cetera

Laci B

i think the determining factor for what makes a Dad Fart is how unapologetic it is. my father will submit me to the worst sensory experience of my life and then sit there peacefully like he doesn’t know what he did. who raised him

Sea Hag

I have a cataclysmically loud sneeze and I'm deeply ashamed of it, and while I have figured out how to make it quieter, it makes the sneeze feel... incomplete. Just so you know what I'm sacrificing.

JayneTheYogi

Henry liking the bathtub to clean while I’m stubbing mine down

Zachary LaRue

The pizza conversation and Freddie’s reasoning is absolutely a real life Seinfeld moment.

Emmy Dee

Beth I also don't like pizza very much, and for me it's not the cheese or the toppings, i just don't really like the red sauce, like marinara. I don't like it and people are so frickin' quick to fight, but I just want to say that I get you.

The Broken Seal

I'm sorry, did he say that deep dish is better than NY pizza?!

Braxton Walden

Dammit! I was gonna make a Better Call Saul character as a lawyer for them lol

Kiera

100% with Beth on this - pizza as a food is Not Great, but pineapple on pizza is

Maxim Gagnon

I dunno where to put my questions so I’ll put it here. What is each of the dad “one inatimate object they couldn’t live without”

Braxton Walden

Quick! It’s Thanksgiving! What food are each of the Dads bringing? (And who’s house is it at?)

Nick Forche

“Is Freddie THE most pedantic person” 😂😭

Matthew Dickinson

If you do another spin-off, can Freddy play a female character named Mandy Patinkin?

Pickles

I have an extremely loud sneeze (and I'm a female). When I sneezed in school everyone would laugh.

Maia Costea

I liked this because it had 66 likes and I'm hoping to see a 69. Also, the episode was great.

Chandler Hines

I totally had to mow my acre of lawn every other weekend from the age of 8-18 and I hated every minute of it. Push mow too :(

TheDerpySunflower

The dad sneeze conversation had me laughing so hard 😂 my dad sneezes a minimum of 7 times every time, but I've counted up to 19 before 💀 and theyre earth shatteringly loud for no good reason

Nikki

I am a woman and I have a loud sneeze. It was so bad in high school that the entire class would stop what they were doing and look at me every time I did sneeze. You could hear it reverberate off the walls. Not even joking.

Hoppa

Loud sneezer here! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! There is more relief when you submit to the sneeze.

Salem Karr

Beth, I really appreciate the Children's Hour reference!