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[No Ads] Ep. 1 - A Man and His Handshake (Patreon)

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2020-04-19 10:02:00
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2026-09-17 16:59:17
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Four fathers are flung into a new land, sans sons... 

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Jake Nash

Crazy to listen to this again as a patron and still here new things that i didnt notice After henry sees darryl with his secret snack he directly does two dad puns immediately under the pretense of calming him down

Jacob Minshall

Listening to this for the 4th time? Still can't find ANYTHING like this podcast. Thank you for creating this wonderful world!

Vincent Costello

Now starting over after catching up with season 2. I love this show!

DungeonBrat

Alright, here goes my fourth listen through. Is it exactly as funny as the first? No. It's better.

Aluwa

OKAY re-listen #1, and like Carol being mean and aggressive to Darryl because SHE is the one up to something just hit me as way too real lmao 😂

Cristian Reyes

No, after the Walking Dead Actor Andrew Lincoln

Corbin Young

Re-listening now, it's crazy to hear how much everyone has changed since this all began. I love this podcast so much 😭

ShrimpThePimp

Grant and Lincoln... this fucking show 🤣

hayley aleigh

For some reason after I listen to a new episode I come back and listen to the first one again 😂

Risotto

how could I forget the iconic "i put my mouth over derryl's mouth" 🤣 relistening sure is a treat

DungeonBrat

I cannot believe how often I forget that Beth just EATS this whole episode. Like holy shit she pulls this whole thing on her back lol

eggdrop soup enthusiast

My sister is listening for the first time and likes Glenn and Henry. As a Ron girl I'm a little offended

Jason Mathis

Just starting my 5th restart and fuck this is still absolute gold

JR

Relisten #3. I'm just happy to be here!

Amy

Relisten #5 As my second favourite episode of the entire podcast, just due to Anthony's incredible direction and just allowing the guys (and gal) to get a feel for the journey they're about to embark. But it's just banger after banger. Always a rare treat to return to this show.

Little Lozano

Well got caught up on season two, guess I will just listen to season 1 again

Jack Schauer

1st relisten, and yeah, Anthony’s a fucking genius

Jack Schauer

Oh my god, that’s right. That mailbox has gotta be destroyed

xan of mars

anyone know how to get the ad free eps to play in chronological order instead of reverse order? starting my 4th listen of season 1. love this show so much.

Josie

3rd relisten and still love it immediately

siowo

perfect! finished season 2 finale and now it’s time for the 5th relisten all over again

alena

same!

LMddn004

like everyone, im back for a relisten XD

Kate

Same! I forgot how much i loved season 1 intro 😂

kckerr 1188

7th relisten because you know no life and all lol

Blubbree

So this is my proposal for the second episode intro song if they were doing them back then, a parody of 'There’s A Platypus Controlling Me' from Phineas and Ferb: [Henry & Ron] Henry? Oh, hi, Ron! Henry, what are you doing? [Henry] Well, I'll be honest, I don't really understand But we drove through a portal and I shot poison from my hands Now I got condoms on my fingers (Whaaaat?) Condons on my fingers I got condoms on my fingers and our kids are gone (There gone) There gone [Darryl] I got a blood pact controlling me (WHAAAAT?) I got a blood pact controlling me [Henry] Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances (Strange set of circumstances?) We drove through a portal, I shot poison from my hands now I got condoms on my fingers And our kids are gone (There gone, there gone) Number 3, the lance shot him [Darryl] There's a blood pact controlling me, it's screaming from my wallet (There's a blood pact controlling him—WHAAAT?) [Glenn] Oh, I get it, condoms are a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down Like, the doodler is a condom Darnell is a condom Your honda is a condom [Henry] My car is a prius [Glenn] Phandalins a condom The lance is a condom Society's a condom It's all just papaganda [Towns people & Darryl] Yeah, we all got a blood pact controlling us (No, just us) We all got a blood pact controlling us (We really didn't meant to) We all got a blood pact controlling us (I'm not speaking metaphorically)

TheBearded

Replaying as well, idk this has to be the 20th time at this point.

Lazaretto

7th listen 😁 I managed to convince my friend to finally try it and they're already on episode 4 👀👌🏻 Love this entire series and everything these funny people make 🙏🏻

Cody Rutherford

3rd time around! Let's see what I missed last time

Nick

5th relisten

Jeff Gladd

Somewhere in the low 30’s this listen through

Ed Cook

For real, Patreon needs to work on their playlist ordering.

Nicole Hart

Listening back to season 1 and I’m so glad picking up more about the teens. You guys and gal are hilarious

☆Spaceclutz☆

First re-listen and the “unintentional” foreshadowing is crazy. Coming back to this after s2 is so insane. I forgot how much fun s1 was, how many inside jokes carried on throughout the season to the next. S1 and S2 were absolutely amazing. I started beginning of this year and supported on Patreon this month. S3 is amazing so far, absolutely killing it and I can’t wait to see what else is in store.

Laeticia

think I'm on my 4th listen??

Nate Freet

4th relisten! i dont wanna listen to anything else anymore..... seeing them in Philly soon!!!!! SO STOKED

Athena Cloud

relistening- i love you Will Campos thank you for having fleshed out characters with hella trauma

Nick

7th listen

Logan Paillaman

3rd listen! Going to the live show today:)

LordofGarbage

6th listen and there’s nothing that can make me stop lol

TristanMB

Literally came to the comments to say almost the exact same thing lmao my 6th listen as well

Ryan DeVault

Starting re-listen number who knows how many :)

flesh_prison

Same here! While I’m starting here with my 4th (maybe 5th) re-listen, this time around I’m gonna swap over to the uncut versions & give those a listen for the first time ☺️ very excited 😎

AlexEnby

Why is it re-listen number 4 that made me realize Rouge’s name 🐶🤦🏻

Sable Seeker

3rd relisten im so excited 🫶

jenna dolan

Time for a re listen. After all of the videos Fartbuckle this season has been all I’ve been thinking about lol can’t wait!!

Saucey McBurgerpants

Will is an absolute amazing clue master on re listen 3 and I never put 2 and 2 together on him knowing Darrell’s super secret item

Andrew Foradas

I am re-listening to season one, while also listening through all that jizz, while ALSO anxiously awaiting the next episode of season 3.

Nahkriin

On my 3rd relisten and I just got feels when Glenn tells Nick to put the blunt in the mailbox and they'll smoke it when they return 😭

Alex Suciu

…idk if anyone is seeing this, but to think all of this somehow leads to a car salesman, acting like a cat boy, stuck in an air shaft.

Matty Major

This is my 2nd listen of the edited episodes and Freddie sounds like such a gentleman. The same energy a dating teenager meeting parents for the first time.

steak

GIRL I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THISSSSS NOOO😭

Elijah R

Did anyone realize Will spoiled knowing about the Charleston Chews? He said “we have to chew on this” and “I could be dancing the Charleston right now…”. I never knew this. This is my 4th re-listen btw. I may just be dumb though.

Cristina

5th re-listen here I come!

Cass

Listen number, like, 8? I don't even remember

Caleb Silva

I relisten to all of these episodes to specifically see if I missed a shoutout. I dont care that I wasn't subscribed until the end of season 1 it could still be hiding back here

Bepki

3rd relisten lets goo

Daniel Roberts

Can't get the first 7 episode to play. Any ideas

Cal

Here were go again, baby!

Josie Tiffany

I heard Esther say “so much content it might take you all of 2025 to get through it” in the newest bonus episode so here I am, starting over. Let’s go!

t-birthofsin

Starting my 5th relisten while my boyfriend starts his 1st! 😈finally

Bee

Joining the re-listen partyyyyyyy. I need this escape in these dark times lmao

chaos staci

This episode is so calm compared to 5 years later.

Wesley Harney

I've been needing a laugh lately and I remembered how much joy these dads brought me.

Cain Morgan

4th relisten here. Need a good laugh right now

Jade Sheridan

I have relistened to this season plenty of times. This is the first time listening to it as a first time parent and it feels like it’s a whole new experience. It’s truly wonderful

MT

Time for a S1 relisten

Alex Suciu

Ahhh…here I am again…

kasey newell

12th time around and first time on the patron love you guys

Ed Porter

New to Patreon, starting over at ep 1. Love it.

Kaiddance

I’m starting my third listen today. I’ve tried other podcasts but this is still by far my favorite across the platforms. ❤️

Jye Hampton

I love coming back to relisten to where it all started. Love the dads! ❤️🖤💛🇦🇺

Matthew Morse

Whenever I’m having a rough time I re-listen to season 1 to comfort me. Let re-listen number 7 commence!

Danielle English

Everytime I'm feeling overwhelmed I listen to season 1. It never fails to make me feel better. Now more than ever we need Dungeons and Daddies energy. Love, friendship, family, and overcoming our problems with ridiculous and hilarious means.

Henry Urbina

Youre not alone with that...

SnoopyStef

Coming back to listen again to this masterpiece, it is a amazing nostalgia run

Mister Ghosty

Restarting season 1 since I just finished listening to season 3 for like the 3rd time 😂

A-bagel

Coming back to re-listen to season 1, but now in tandem with talking dads 😎

Cesar

I found my people here haha

kasmala

Rejoining the re-listening party. (Take 4, lol) Still just as funny the 4th time around :)

Octavia MacIsaac

Me too relistening for the 5th? Time Ive lost track

Jake Stefanie Yochem Riggs

I still cannot believe that Will made a “deez nuts” joke in episode one and no one caught it

Matze

I just started my first relisten and I didn't know how much I needed to hear the voice of Ron again. It's just such a delight

Cody Moriah

On my 3rd relisten, just noticed this. My sister says she noticed it on her 2nd. I think we're just dumb

UrsaMajor_Issue

“I’m wearing the condoms RON” fucking kills me every single time I replay this episode

Secsagon

The blunt Glenn and nick leave in the mailbox is the fry’s dog of season 1

Macey White

relistening to s1 and i missed hearing alright at the end of each episode so bad… such a good start to an amazing podcast

River Scott

"It'll be like a little present for us when we get back" hits different when you know 😔

Roombacat

I just realized on my like 8th telisten of this season that they gave away darryl's nokia phone ad part of the blood pact but later in the series he still has it. There's always nrw things i see and hear when i relisten!

Jonathon Ouellette

They mentioned that he had a spare in a later episode I'm pretty sure

FabledWolf614

Too bad there's not an uncut of this that I could find. I need the posted picture of that laptop screen 🤣🤣🤣 second listen through

Matty Major

Starting my 4th re-listen of S1 after getting a new friend into the DADZONE

Rhine Reviews

Welp, after begging my friends to listen to Dungeons and Daddies I have to do my 4th relisten.

Drake Nuzzo

Maybe if more politicians played (actually good) dnd we'd be in a better spot lol

ann

3rd relisten!! wahoo!

Morgan D

Ah time for a relisten x

LavaQ

I’m doing the same

Taylor Albee

EVERYONE RELISTENING 😂😂

Travesty

Decided to revisit, 3rd or 4th listen, and let me tell you, the first few notes of that music hit 😍🤩

Garrett Dunning

I’m here yet again, race y’all to the end of S1 (;

Smaff

Time for relisten number 4! Getting ready for the new season coming up.

Quill Fell

Everyone’s re-listening, sure. But I’m a dork and I fall asleep listening to these goofballs every night. Probably on the 10/11th listen through

Adam O'Dell

Me too, I got the Patreon sub just to have new things to fall asleep to lmaooo

Jason Allen

Relisten number 15 or so. I love this show so much, I very rarely relisten to anything, I just love this show so much, thanks everyone who’s involved in making these

ESO

It's time. I'm returning home to remember all the times I cried. ❤️❤️💔💔💔❤️❤️

Matthew Crowther

Sooooo back after season 3. Can’t wait for season 4!

Tyler Gruel

Came back to restart after the end of season 3. I forgot how good the beginning of it all is ❤️

Matthew Lane

Same. Knowing S4 isn't up until February, I knew it was time.

Matthew Morse

No way Anthony didn’t mean for it to look like Carol was cheating with Darnel. Definitely was insinuating that

Jason Melton

Pretty sure they acknowledge this in one of the after shows and they changed it

Matthew Morse

No yeah that’s what I’m referring to, in that Anthony plays dumb and says that was never his intention. Don’t really care but he definitely was lying about that😂

Andrew Worthington

After finishing S3, I can't believe how much they sound like innocent babies

Flufflecat

Relistened to this ep at physical therapy today then bought myself some charleston chews from walgreens on my way home. Feelin like one of the dads.

ImJust_Dante

ATTEMPTING TO WATCH EVERY SEASON BEFORE SEASON 4, wish me luck

Ej

Good luck Dante

Brielle Baird

Relistening to the original theme song at the end is gonna make me cry 😭

Eugiearo

Second time listening to this awesome POD Cast, mayhaps a third?

Honey Coughdrop

I've forgotten how many times I have returned but I am so excited to go another round.

J Jaime

3rd go around 😎let's go

GreatGooglyMoogly

Starting my 10th replay of this season. God I love this podcast

jock (trplex) elton

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to re-listening to this :)

Becca Kruger

Came back for another listen to help me through losing my elderly cat. Thank you guys for creating such a comfort!

Cecilia Sushi

I have re listened to this podcast at least 6 times this is my 7th. I can't let these dads go 🤚🥹

Bryce

So 3x listening. Just realized that Will finds out Matt’s Charleston chew secret. Then after getting off the phone Henry hits Darrel with. “Something we have to chew on I could be dancing the Charleston” wild I missed that on my previous re listens 💀😭😂

Chess

The shortest sad story ever written; "mailbox joint, never smoked"

OtterSlide

Re-listening to this show for like the third or fourth time. I can never get over the gayest kiss between Darryl and Henry on EPISODE ONE

Tyler Reade

Just came back from catching up with S4 so while I wait for a new episode to drop I'm listening to the podcast from the very beginning

SmokusPocus

Well its time for relisten #3 of season 1 💪

MillenniumPhoenix

Started rewatching this finally because I had to put my dog down and I need something to help get me through it. RIP One. You were owned by a bad man, but I'm sure you were a good boy too.

Marissa Y.

Also back for a relisten - I'm so sorry for your loss. You gave your dog a good life and you loved them so well. ❤️

Marissa Y.

I only just got it reading this comment 🤦‍♀️

Marissa Y.

"I put my mouth over Darryl's mouth" really is the slip that launched a thousand ships

Some Fox

Relistening to every episode due to the latest episode. The only podcast that I can find myself enjoying every single time.

Vickey Mouse

At 1:24:56, did anyone else notice that it sounds like Freddie went back and edited the episode to correct the guitar type so the continuity stayed intact lol

I

😭😭😭

I

First time relistening! Anyone else thought that the Charlston Chew’s were gummies? 👀

Kalibori

I am re-listening to this first episode in the same restaurant I was sitting in when I heard it for the first time over a year ago. Nostalgia trip.

CJ

Doing a relisten as well. My heart hurts and now it will hurt all over again. At least im prepared this time.

Morgan Page

ADHD caught up to me and I stopped listening around episode 50. Time to catch up....starting from the beginning.

Anna

I was only in the 20s, but I feel your pain. Just downloaded all the episodes to start from scratch. x.x Good thing it's a heckin' funny podcast.

Julie King

Same. And it's off Spotify until like episode 60, I think. So here I am at the start again :)

Bunnie Trixx

Oh noooo!!! The mailbox 😭😭😭

Ashley

Lol re-listening to the whole series after the finale and thought about Henry having condoms with him- my question is did he make sure to get the non-spermicide ones? I feel like he wouldn’t double check and then fill them with water and then all that water would be undrinkable yknow

Sydney Heim

Re listening for the 10th time to squeeze the serotonin from these episodes like a lemon until season 2

Taylor Wilkinson

As the comment above me. Re listen number 4 so I don't literally die or have a psychotic episode during this exam period.

RJ Castillo

Listening to season 1 for a third time. Rather than putting songs on shuffle, this show is my preferred source of comforting background noise.

CR Follin

I am re-listening and I just…. I got to the part where Daryl pulls out a picture of him, Grant, and their dog. The dogs name you ask? LINCOLN!!! DID GRANT NAME HIS CHILD AFTER HIS DOG????

FusRohNahSon

"I figured you'd be the one to respect other cultures" - Daryl Wilson to Henry, in reference to a slaveowner who took and sold their children

james carter

3rd relisten now without adds

Tommeh!

Probably my 5th listen and just now realizing that Nick and Glen save the doob in the mailbox for when they get back and then...never make it back

Sam CS

Big oof 😭

Lydia

they never made it back ;,(

Elle

Feels wild to come back to the first episode of the podcast that inspired the first and only campaign I've ever run. I love this podcast sm, thank u Anthony Burch for broadcasting a valuable but rare(in media) DM style