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[No Ads] Ep. 44 - Deck Picks (Patreon)

Published:
2020-10-13 16:00:04
Edited:
2024-03-25 16:55:46
Imported:
2026-06
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Henry, Ron, Glenn, and Mr. Moustache draw from The Deck of Many Things, and nothing will ever be the same...

This episode contains graphic language, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal death.

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Jesse Barbour

One of my favourite intros, the HeavyWeight homage is perfect. Considering that podcast's style, you could even consider Freddie driving and handing out cards to be part of the homage, other than he's no longer doing the voice

james carter

Even rewarching this for a third time this episode is genuinely insane. Also Beth's outrous are godly.

Risotto

Such a blast 🤣

Emily Steinke

What is your comfort episode and why is it Deck Picks?

Teehea

Mmm, *delightful* episode

withinmyself

We need a season 2 deck of many things arc

withinmyself

I wish I could listen to this for the first time again, because I totally forgot about the connection between mr. Mustache and Scam Likely, and MM undoing scam's death was one of the greatest moments ever. Still great the 2nd time though

withinmyself

Wondering if anyone else experiences this. These episodes played using the patreon app on Android cuts out the last like 8 seconds. It does this every time and it's not like it's stopping short. It looks like it plays till the end, the progress bar shows full like it's at the very end. Super annoying. Doesn't do it in a browser window on my PC.

FloralKitten172

Yea I have the same problem, try updating patreon and restarting your phone. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

FloralKitten172

If you do figure it out please let me know

siowo

matt’s dad fact made me stop mid workout to make a peanut butter sandwich lol

Jay Moriarty

I'm relistening to the whole series again, and I forgot, does anyone know if Glenn actually ever used his giant enemy crab? Lmaoo

MuteMouse

Walter uses it in the end battle

Jones

I'm like 420!!!!!! Lol

mandy

If they made a playing card deck it would be cool. Each dad is a face card and ace. Scams is the joker. The honda, cern, moustaches and something else could be the suits

Oddkeep

YEEESSSS!!! I’m so glad Scam is back

Oddkeep

Oh….. nevermind. 😅 this is so much worse.

Nick

This is my first time listening and this is my favorite episode so far.

Michael Horton

I just heard Mr. Mustache say he wishes scam didn't die. And I want to say I knew it lol. I was like that's the only choice. Back to the episode! Love this show

Dalton Teague

Seeing your follow up comment killed me

Athena Cloud

relistening & i felt a huge pit in my stomach when henry drew his first card

Daniel Roberts

Has this been edited? I swear first time though glen pulled all his cards at once

Garbage Game Night

LOL, the whiplash was genuine. From the absolute joy of scam trying to bamf out to the embodiment of cringe.

Garbage Game Night

The patreon app on android also just isn't great for navigating/relistening. I need to close the app and reload frequently and it wants to jump to the last episode in the collection regularly. Bummer.

Ko

Idk if it’s been said but the pyramid was 100% Matt’s fault lmfao

withinmyself

How many times is too many times to listen to a dungeons and dragons podcast?

withinmyself

Hmmm, feels like a berensteen bears situation

Georgia MacLeod

4 and a half years later and this is still one of my favourite episodes lol

BakedPotato212

WAAAAAIT..... Is Anthony doing Scam Likely's "hold" song after he ask for a two minute break?! At 34:09

Julie Pardoe

Some things make me laugh no matter how many times I listen. Glen fighting the squirrel is one of them

shantastic

every time I listen to this episode and Sun in an Empty Room comes on I cry

Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland

This is my second listen and I can’t believe I forgot about the freaking crab. I’m actually dying

banana Peel

In the intro freddy sounds like his taylor swift voice and I cant unhear it

Anxious_Introvert_lol

Alright hits different when your having a mental breakdown lol 🙃🙃🙃

Morgan D

Well actually if Ron didn't get sea weed he wouldn't give cards to his mustache.

banana Peel

Don’t listen to the acoustic version then lol

Marissa Y.

Very late reply, but I think that's Will! (I could be very wrong)

Katie Smith

I texted my friend who got me into this " OMG I DIDNT SEE HIM COMING BACK LIKE THIS"..."OMG I CANT BELIEVE I LOST HIM TO WELL ACTUALLY"

Andrew Worthington

Even on my 4th listen, could there have been any better of a draw round realistically then Glen being Glen?

Marissa Y.

I'm still back on ep 21 in my relisten, but came here to point out that Anthony basically Uno Reversed their method of getting the Library to pull from the Deck. Well done. ETA: I believe "Don John" is supposed to be a pun, because it sounds like dungeon. Can't remember where I read that, but there's a lot of little jokes like that in D&D.

FabledWolf614

I'm 2 and 1/2 minutes into my re-listen of this episode and it's been a year and a half since I first heard this episode. Oddly in that time my feelings towards Freddie driving around for the card pics have changed. I guess COVID seemed a lot closer back then

Johnathan

This episode is good, top 3 in my opinion the cards worked out so amazingly for them. So entertaining even on a relisten

Xen Forest

I have to admit this is my favorite episode of season 1. Tho I’m relistening so that may change like it usually does. But I miss Mister Mustache. lol

corundum liqueur

The way the smell of wet peanut butter has a chokehold on all of Matt’s characters makes me giggle

MemeticHygienist

This is definitively one of the best episodes of anything ever. Fight me.

Seth Bothof

Scam Likely coming back to life and changing his entire persona has to be the biggest scam in the forgotten realms. Scam Likely had the best scam in all of existence, to the point he couldn’t be him anymore

Caleb Maldonado

Gosh diggity darn finally get to listen...my body is ready

David N

I'M NOT READY

A Jordan

This content warning has me SHOOK

Danibee

AAAAHHHHH I don't know if I'm prepared for this!! (The Live Listen is still at 4pm PST though?)

JOHN NALL

The content warning basically spoiled it wow

Brandon Solorio

THIS MY FIRST TIME HERE AND IM EXCITED ITS THIS EPISODE

Nick Bidaurreta

I have been anxious about this episode since we realized what the snacks were.

KGPL

I cannot find a way for this episode to play... an i the only one?

Lyle Martin

Nope, it's not showing up for me either

Gage Stoneman

It's just a picture for me, I don't see the player

Al

The content warning uh oh

🌺Deidra🌺

I cant listen either... my anxiety is thru the roof after the last episode! Ergh...

Jose Sanchez

Can't listen for some reason.

Hamilton Nguyen

Still not working for me. Edit: it just worked for me after I refreshed again.

Jeremy Crist

“This episode contains graphic language, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, and animal death.” Oh sweet Jesus this is gonna be a ride

incognitoocelot

Best use of the fates card in recorded history. Thank you Anthony Burch.

Elliot

ANTHONY YOU SON OF A BITCH

Shade_of_light

Scam likely was my favorite character I feel so many emotions I can’t process

Emeryth

Dear God, this is such GOLD!! 😂

Nick Morris

The heavyweight intro gave me chills! I love when you use other podcast intros lol. Also why is will always eating something in the beginning podcast now? 😂

Emily Wallick

This might be my favorite episode in a very long time 😂

Oniel Infante

This was the most beautiful mess I've heard, it had everything we could have hoped for.

Roshan Bhatia

what the hell just happened lmao

Anthony Brown

Omg the whiplash! I genuinely went through every single emotion with this!

PhemieC

This was the funniest fucking episode of any podcast of all time, I almost threw up like 3 times. LEDGENDS.

Liutas Anderson

The whiplash. I was so happy with the return of Scam Likely, but then cried with his fate. And Glenn what’s gonna happen?!?! I’m literally anxious about the next episode as much as I was with this one

Belda Ward

As a scam likely fan I’ve never been more devastated

Hilary Andrews

I was crying laughing when Glenn pulled his last card! omg!

Isaiah Galaviz

One of the best fucking episodes! Anthony is incredible as a DM, and I love everyone else too!

Andrew

That ending was metal.

David Donahue

Well... this was... wow... it really did have everything XD <3

Justin Lamb

My wife was on a conference call and came into the room super pissed, cause while I was wearing my headphones, I was also feverishly clapping and laughing uncontrollably at Glenn's fate

🌺Deidra🌺

Anyone else get anxious the whole time they were drawing?!?!?

Simon Jensen

Lol why were beth downing shots?! Hahah great episode, love the ending. It sets up a cool quest

Noelle Bartley

One of the most unexpected twists and turns so far from the podcast, whiplash left and right--fantastic!

The Overthinker

Ho-ly shit! I am amazed and stupefied. This was crazy.

Ninja

Just finished the rollercoaster of emotions of a podcast and all I have to say is. We need a new enamel pin of a Fedora with a rose with the words Well Actually. To go along with the Scam Likely pin

The Overthinker

Classic Glenn though ‘You can’t kill me if I do something worse to myself!’

Ooga Booga Hana

I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard, holy crap. Y’all, that was spectacular!

🌺Deidra🌺

My friends at work think im insane now for hackling while listening to this in my ears... good job Daddies! cant wait for next episode!

Playgono

Holy.. fucking shit I am SHAKING. The emotional rollercoaster that just happened is unparalleled

Philip Briones

Holy shit man. A legit roller coaster ride.

Nic K Poulter

This was insane, and I loved every minute of it.. Long live Ron Stampler!

Arnar The Viking

Is there a way to pay to get the next episode like now, if so I'll happily pay

Glen Goldsbury

This is me the whole episode 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

Alex Robert

OMG that ending!!!!!! I almost caused an accident.

Delaney Garry

I'm so upset about scam and mr mustache. They are dead and I am holding their funeral

rockL

I mean, oh my god. I had just caught up after I started listening in September so this is my first "real time" episode and not having the next one locked and loaded is KILLING ME.

Cody Lawrence

If Freddy does not begin next episode with a Kenny Loggins’ Danger Zone parody I may sue for emotional damage 🎶 Banished to the Shadow Realm 🎶

Stikas

I have not laughed this loud this often in so long. Outstanding.

Christopher Pete

Sounds like you're saying, "Well, Actually, it isn't the best use of the Balance card."

Christopher Pete

I'm so excited for Glenn to try to fight his daddy issues in a giant lobster mech

Christopher Pete

I love how we went from "Henry gives a heartfelt goodbye to his mother as she finally tries to kill her abuser" to "Glenn has a fucking *crab mech*!* In like, 10 minutes within the Daddy-verse. This podcast is so insanely good

Nick Forche

This was absolutely wild. I want to hear Will's 9000 IQ, galaxy brain play!

Robin Rohman

Much like Henry's favourite fruit, this episode was absolutely bananas

Haley Borden

Jesus fucking christ I had so many open-mouth disbelief moments in this fucking episode

Sam

👌

Douglas Underhill

That episode is why the Deck of Many Things exists. It's an absurd item and always has been, but at its best, it results in something like that.

Josie Tiffany

The order and distribution of those cards could not have been more perfect 😂😂😂

Ryan

NOOOOO! My sweet SL! How could you?!

Mandy Murdock

Well Actually is such a perfect nod to You're Wrong About 🤣

Grace Williams

Holy fuck this might be the best episode yet

Steeeeeeeeve

And THAT'S how Glenn plays blackjack

Leah Bednarz

I wasn't ready for that rollercoaster of emotions!

Travis Townley

Laughed the whole time. Best episode yet!

Che Vive

This episode’s sense of timing and suspense was on par with the final episode of Mountains of Dadness. Pure Gold

Ryley Ellis

I've never played DnD so now wtf

Stormy

All hail Anthony Burch, Handmaiden of Chaos.

Veronika 🤡

This was honestly my favorite episode up to date :D

Olivia Marino

I didn’t realize how much I missed Scam Likely until tears welled up in my eyes. Damn you 2020. Always doing me dirty.

AK

Please make merch with a squirrel saying "I'm coming for you mother f*****"

AK

Or f you f you f you

Andrew

Hit me! *DING* Hit me! *DING* *CRAB MECH* Hit me! *Skull* Hi, Imma kill you now. Hit me! *Soul gets torn from body*

Raenlyth

I am absolutely crying laughing at work. I'm going to have to listen to this one again later 😂

Albert S

This was legitimately amazing.

Katie Bonnett

First of all how dare you? Second of all I can’t believe I just listened to the funniest episode of a podcast I’ve ever had the pleasure to have in my ears and how impossible it will be to explain to non-podcast listening friends 😭

You've Got to Be Critting Me

I keep forgetting Beth has a room mate named Travis. Every time she mentions him I’m like “Hey they’re talking about me!...oh, wait”

You've Got to Be Critting Me

You’d think I’d be more used to hearing my own name. It’s not exactly rare. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Jason WillowHammer

This is one of my favorite episodes but if Scam Likely was brought back shouldn't they have gotten the Ancient Gold Dragon?

Stikas

The mission impossible 2 and face off lines dropped in the series are so good. ANYBODY GOT A LIGHT?!?!!!

Lana Banana Art (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-16 23:00 Matt I have the same issue with wet peanut butter. I know exactly what you're talking about, it's the worst smell
2020-10-17 01:28

Bjørn W Westblad

I've now laughed loudly in the grocery store three times!!

Gabriel Virgen

I was thinking the same! But if what they said is canon, about Scam Likely knowing about what would've happened and just stayed in the ravine to prevent much things changing, then Scam would have the orb, and not the dad's. Which would be a pretty good scam to keep the orb.

fibrefox

Same, I've been thinking about this ever since the episode aired

Alexandria Lago'o

I second this idea! I thought I was going to pee my pants at this part, I was laughing so hard.

trenton aka mini

This one’s probably one of the best episodes LOOOOOL

ChristopherTedrick

My boy Scam Likely is ruined. 😭 PULL ANOTHER CARD I WANT THE TRUE SCAM BACK. Everytime my phone rings with the SL ringtone, my heart aches now.

Xwelldo

So this was all Will's fault!!

Xwelldo

And did they just forget about the Crab?

Nick Johnson

Man. Relistening to this episode is so fucking wild. I'm so glad I decided to give Odyssey another spin before moving into S2. So much of Anthony's foreshadowing came together in this episode in such a great way. Really makes you appreciate the editing too. Absolutely stunning. If you're thinking of going through the story once more, for the way this episode pans out alone, I *highly* recommend it.

Savana Trudel

Wet peanut butter IS THE WORST. I feel you Matt

Morgan Ferguson

I'm relistening to S1 now and I have to say, Beth May is the funniest fucking person on this cast 😂