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[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. I - Some Like it Hutt (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-28 19:30:01
Edited:
2025-08-14 01:42:38
Imported:
2026-06
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Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers' have the gig of a lifetime when the local crime lord Hutt meets with representatives of the New Republic, but things don't go as planned...

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual references.

Episode 2, Episode 3

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Jordan Flower

This joke has me dying laughing in my car! I was not expecting an O’ Brother Where Art Thou joke but that’s one of my favorite lines

Virgil_dendrict

Richard Gere was also one of the main characters of the movie Chicago. The intro song of which was "All that Jazz"

StevieT

I’m so glad I hoped on the patreon. This is fucking gold

Chloe

I’m 9 months pregnant and I peed my pants multiple times this episode from laughing. Not sure whether to blame the baby or Beth.

JJ

As a professional jazz bassist, this is the most fun I've had while repeatedly cringing at the slander being thrown at my profession XD

Rio rio

Star Trek bonus episodes please?

MacabreMachine

Yap Yappa Yowza is such an inspired name. I've been muttering it to myself ever since I listened to this episode, it's just so fun so say

SonOfABoofo

Anthony just tries to kill a baby

WanderingRobot

Bith May seems like a missed opportunity.

Jack Futty

In thinking of this rebel leader falling into the flaming alcohol and the comments about how more Star Wars bad guys need to just completely eat shit for no reason reminded me of a great example. Hilariously, it's from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Han Solo jukes a Stormtrooper so hard that he smashes himself through a railing and crashes into the landing below.

Taylor O

I’d be lying if I said Freddie’s joke about The Lick™️ didn’t make me have to pause this and walk away for a hot minute 😂😭

Jordan Gillespie

I’ve never been happier to be related to someone named jizzy

maevemutt

damn right, micah

Mike Rutledge

Freddy losing it around the 1:35 mark is sending me.

Peter B

If you like this series and Hey Riddle Riddle, you all NEED to listen to JPC on the podcast “Campaign: Star Wars” and “Campaign: Skyjacks”

SmokusPocus

This is exactly what i was missing in my life, thank you

Peter B

Yay!! Start with the “Star Wars” one—I think the first episode might be a little rough but it gets better pretty quick

W Miller

THE ENDING LMFAO

Perkuse

"Both Moy" "I hate it"

Hapyy

Snap! I said victor wooten right before Matt said it. I also said Chris wood

Chris Niemeyer

Love that the code to the box was George Lucas’s first movie thx1138

Garrett Dunning

Anyone else feel like we’ve passed enuf time for a sequel? 😅❤️

Not Grandma

“Felt the jizz flow through her” is so unhinged lol

Cain Morgan

May the fourth be with you. Got a long car ride so we’re listening to this

TyGamer63

Not even 2 minutes in and I’m already dying from Will’s intro. This is going to be great 🤣

Nolan

I’m getting something from this

ez ra

baby alien thing. i love her.

AaronDarkblade

I was always under the impression the aliens they played from Jabbas band were really short so they kept confusing me talking about being big

MagicDaddi

I've never been a Star Wars girly but holy SHIT I was listening to this while flying across the country unashamedly laughing my ass off for everyone around me to hear. Everything you guys do is amazing

JoeMoe04

What is the music from minute like 31-33!!! I wanna listen to it😭

LilacIris

Just getting to listen to Anthony speak Huttese fills me with so much joy <3

corundum liqueur

Take a shot any time Will as any character says “I’m really freaking out here, guys!!!”

Garrett Dunning

I genuinely think a prequel would be ridiculously funny. Please. 🙏

CoomCan

I have never heard Freddy laugh so much before. It’s night shift rn and I’m just dying 😂😂😂

Broden Orr

TBH I think if any Patreon thing should get a full release on the main feed, I think it should be this. It's honestly an absolute crime that most people have not heard this. This is a great resource for people who run sci-fi games, even if only on how many INCREDIBLE alien voices are in this

Xtine

A friend of mine pointed out that “All that Jizz” came out on Palm Sunday, which I have to assume was a deliberate extension of the entendre? 😂

Reece Page

1 minute 38 seconds in and Matt has already owned this episode

_tom_121_

This is even better than I thought it would be ❤️

Lyle Martin

Anthony doing Star Wars alien voices has single handedly cured my depression. Thank you Anthony!

The Overthinker

God I laughed so hard. From the intros to Beth dead flat last line cutting to music this is a masterpiece. Cannot wait for more.

Matt SandSweep

Can’t believe the first joke about the system they’re using wasn’t “Edging of the Empire,” but Matt is starting off strong 😂

wes

gertie is giving me some jessica langue in AHS as Elsa vibes

KatWarlock

Anthony nailing those alien voices had me dying. They’re spot on! Beths flat voice and one liners had me giggling and just Freddy and Matts characters- I’m so happy this has been made! 💜

Ryan Sullivan

God this is so fantastic!!! I love this!

Guy Fernando

I dunno man seems kind of a stretch....goal. #podcastmoment

Rollin Mike

What an episode!!!!! Worth the wait!!! Thank you daddies :)

Cillian Isaac

im already so invested in this story even though i know jack shit about star wars, what a good time

MLEbug

This was SO GOOD! I need more! 😍

anno2122

first 10 min an i alrady love it!

Paul Cosgrove

That final cut to the theme music KILLED me

anno2122

Just wow as a starwars fan this is gold!

Colson Barnhart

To anyone who doesn't already know. If you want more Edge of Empire gold after this. Check out Campaign: Skyjacks. This game is wonderful and they are also quite hilarious.

Bob McCoog

LMAO Beth May with the Buffy pull! Another reason why she's amazing!

Nick Schmidt

I can’t believe a licc joke made it in here

Tom!

God these are so good

Megan

LOVED THIS!! Can't wait for more!! (The sound effects were perfect btw!) XD

Lindsey Priest

So damn funny. Pretty sure I looked like a lunatic at work trying to contain my laughter and shaking violently. Keep em coming guys! You made my Monday!

Zvika Aloni

I wish I decided to actually look through the comments before doing the exact same thing...

Christopher Pete

That stinger! They did poor Beth so darned dirty with that!

Brennan Ennis

I have never laughed so hard on an episode of Dungeons and Daddies, please continue this!!

Chris

high art

Johnthan Jackson

Look, I don't know DICK about Star Wars and it sounds like Anthony is speaking in a foreign language describing scenes and characters... call me when we have the next stretch goal that is about the made up bull shirt I like.

Brook Murphy

Will was a lot better playing Jizz rather than JezzBall 😂

Jodi Fernweh

I don't even like Star Wars and this was INCREDIBLE--- one of the funniest things in podcast history and I've climbed alot of podcast mountains. ALOT OF THEM. Everyone was so vivid and had so much texture in their descriptions and dialogue that it made the experience extremely 'visual' despite being an audio medium. ABSOLUTELY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SECOND EPISODE!!! #GurdyGal4Life

Emmie

I see your Buffy musical reference, Beth May. I see you 😂

Robert Hirsch

Okay, yes. This was fucking phenomenal.

Emalee Russell

I NEED an animated look at this bean bag hutt inching around

Jason Melton

Love it but why is will still basically just Henry still?

Josh Dick

Thanks Freddie for that expert liccroll. We know what’s up.

Leah Suzor

One of the best things I've listened to in a while

Ryan Hay

This might have the best opening of any of their episodes holy shit

Daulton Potvin

Not a Star Wars fan but holy shit did I laugh during this. That ending cut on Beth's joke, precious Freddy... Precious.

Cali Riot

So... much... jizz.

Hez

this was way better than it had any right to be

YungDabDaddy

Can’t Wajt for NPC’s Wool Compost and Mutt Ornold to make an appearance next week!

Lord Deadfox

I loved the EOTE system! Real shame they shut it down.

Gabbigirl

Through the fire and the jizz

Max

Huge Star Wars fan. But who cares, this ruled whether you liked the source material or not. Great episode!

David Sams

You guys are just the best

Joshua Saldana

Wow. Is anyone else super impressed by Beth's singing? @Beth, you really ought to consider a career as a singer. There's definitely latent talent there.

Andrew

I'm a bit disappointed that everyone else in the cast seemed to miss where Beth was going, musically.

Gadi Welfeld

Around 38-39 minutes freddie just singing the lick over and over again🤣🤣🤣

Jodi Fernweh

Listening to this for like the sixth time

Jake Werdin

This was the best 5 dollars I've ever spent on anything.

Obtother

So amazing. Need more. Infinite amounts.

Lady Maxine

I think I've listened to this somewhere in the realm of 17 times and it keeps getting better each time

SJB

SJB

"why don't you Richard Gere us over there..." I will never get over

BumblingRose

Once I accepted there were going to be innumerable jizz jokes which lead to other semi mortifying lines I was dying. Beth’s improvised songs were amazing. As were Anthony’s alien voices. And the general hijincks (sp?). Omg. What will become of this rag tag band??!!

SinnerVirtue

I'm not usually a nit picky person, but for the love of god, Anthony, DICE is PLURAL and DIE is SINGULAR. I don't know why this bothers me so much, I'm sorry.

Anonymous

The negotiations were short. Classic.

Elizabeth Singer

Loved the intro, loved the music, Freddie and Anthony was epic.

Elliott Roberts

I've never seen star wars and I still fucking loved this

Micah Wolf

idk dick about star wars either and i loved this

Jenny McIntyre

I’m listening in my fairly crowded office at work and I keep having to turn it off while I pull myself together! Literally crying and silent laughing through the bean bag/no wig store part. So so good!

Bell Pepper

all the comments about beth’s buffy pull but all I can think about is anthony’s super niche THX-1138 reference

Denny Oh

at 1:38 26 in when freddie's laugh goes from giggle to chuckle to laughing to screaming and snorting i died

Joshua Qualls

So many levels to that reference. I’m glad I caught it. 😂😂

Ian Serkez

So B33FHIMB0 is party Bender with a really great body

Drew Magro

Should've named one of the Hutts Pizza. "Pizza the Hutt"

James R Duryea

The closing joke, the edit on that before the closing music was brilliant. Absolutely hilarious

Anthony Ele

Fucking hilarious, loved every second. The bass disrespect hurt though 😔

Tymme Zinni

He got trapped in his limo and ate himself to death in Spaceballs.

Billy Black

'I don't ... Care?' 😂😂😂

iamlamb_

Time to listen. My body is ready

Melanie Howell Brooks

Holy carp the jazz/music-theory references that Will and Anthony tossed out there were divine. <3

Forge Ahead

While at work, I'm trying to listen without laughing loudly. So, the noise I'm making is basically a short snickering burst of air coming out of my nose. *Anthony Nailing Star Wars Noises* "Bless You."-my co-worker. Yes, Anthony. Bless You.

Eef

Holy shit I loved the music theory jokes. The Lick reference had me rolling

Isaac Friedman

wait hold on is B33F just Hot C-3P0 from the Story Break Aunt Beru episode?

Ian, not Ian.

"I'm a DAPPER DAGOBA MAN"?!? HOLY SHIT ANTHONY! That had me laughing loudly alone in my cubicle