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[Talking Dad] Ep. 56 - (SWAP) SWitched Ass Papas (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-28 02:00:02
Edited:
2025-07-12 22:15:40
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2026-06
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We talk about the surreal experience of seeing our friends embody our characters, and also debate how many seven-year olds we could wreck.

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Jordan

My brother literally stabbed me in the back, and I bled all over the white carpeting haha. I have a big scar on my right shoulder. I was 6 and he was 9.

Maria M

I had no two front teeth for years because right after my baby teeth came in, my older sister hit me in the face with a swing

Bearonavirus

SWAP: Switch With Another Papa

Jennifer Rose

I choked on my drink at Karen Airlines (also I know I couldn't defeat a wave of 7 year olds out for blood - I've seen Weapons)

Bear Bard Tale's

As a father of a 7 yo they are feral. You can’t underestimate

The Craig

Asking how many kids the dad's could take out, just a few episodes before they make homunculus moth kids. That's how I'd read it They're not real kids. They're homunculus kids with the brains of moths. FORTNITE ROBLOX!

Christopher Pete

Freddie just rattling off "Oh you, Beth's birthday was on a Friday the year that I was born," and now I'm thoroughly convinced that Freddie is secretly a robot irl.

Chris

literally sparked a bowl when freddie said "or do"

Jason Boulet

GOD AHAHAHAHA thank you the bits we had in the room were amazing. One of my favourites that didn’t make it was when I fucked up the line and just said ‘If you can get a demon head or, fucking whatever’.

Chai Reynolds

Best episode of TalkingD, ever. As a former preschool teacher, I was fucking crying when it started going into how many 7yo y’all could take down. I’m in stitches.

Jason Boulet

Listen if you guys need any future voices 👀👀

Jason Melton

I'm in the Navy currently and Beth's comment about every navy dad being Darryl... Accurate

Jake Weiner

I just imagined a World War Z scene but with only 7 year olds

Hampus Siöland

I love this goddamn podcast so much jesus christ

Ryan Flueger

Why don't you drop a zero get with a hero. Hahahaha

Min

I've been looking forward to listen to this all day. And it was a good one! You guys bring a smile to my face.

Jason

So confusing even just talking about the confusingness lmfao

Andrew

My headcanon has been that in the altered timeline Glen somehow had a one night stand resulting in Narcolas, but because Jody was in the relationship, Glen never got to know his kid.

Travis Cook Johnson

In my headcanon, Jodie couldn't actually reproduce naturally being a demon, but had Glenn's DNA latent in him from the cursed guitar. So Nicholas looks the same as Nick because he's biologically Glenn's son, just raised by Jodie.

Rollin Mike

The fuck, marry, kill question was perfect. Thank you for that.

Canid Duality

I like this idea, very Batman Beyond like.

Caroline

Idk if I’m more excited that my message for Aaron got read or that I’ve been inadvertently made into an npc what with Paeden schmoozing on me 😂 For real, thank you all so much and Beth PLEASE do the Caron Aarline sketch but you gotta play the airplane since you have those thirst traps you call biceps 🤤

Meredith Stanley

"Wait wait, to be clear, we recorded this at 4/20. Dont check your clocks..." That's enough for me Mat *furiously lights blowtorch*

Devin

Did Will say Freddie's dad fact and I missed it, or did it just not get said?

kiarra burd

Y'all were in a moooood this episode (and I LOVED it)

Kayla Grant

He saved it as he's Glenn this week

Devin

Ohhh, that makes sense thank you very much :)

wes stillwell

i just learned that me and freddie share 13th sept birthdays and also i was born on friday xdd

Teckla Holmes

Yall I've heard of May 4th = Star Wars day since 2005. 😳

The_Blueish_knight

If i have only watch a handful of shows in my life it would go 1. Gurren lagann. 2. Naruto. 3. Death note. 4. You guys. So i can assures you will did not say that dad fact. Greetings from Quebec

Michael Singer

I think 10-15 7 year olds because one good solid punch should be able to injure one enough to take them out of the fight for long enough to go to the next few, they have no strategy other than dog pile and bite basically, I don’t think y’all give yourselves enough credit

Anonymous

My birthday is Bilbo and Frodos birthday, September 22, Hobbit day. Boom.

TEschaton

I'm really surprised that nobody brought up the fact that Payden shouldn't have been able to go back to his body since it's a homonculus. I mean that would have really sucked but then we could have had an arc where Daryl hunts scam for killing his Dad Son

millenniumhooha

its been a while since ive re-listened to those eps, but i don't see how Paeden couldn't return to his body. its only if a homonculus body dies that its an issue, right? so that's probably why nobody brought it up