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[No Ads] Ep. 57 - Heroes of Moat and Magic (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-04 16:00:07
Edited:
2024-03-25 16:54:06
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2026-06
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The dads and Glenn leave their castle and run into some trouble.

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This episode contains profanity, sexual content, violence, and violence toward children.

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Risotto

It's infuriating how good they are at impersonating each other 🤣

Namedafterabook

Donald should love Henry cause he built the wall

Keira Jade

“Perhaps the nut is the memories” gets me every fucking relisten

ShannyKrik

Does anyone know what they are referencing in the intro?

ShannyKrik

What is the episode intro referencing?

Keira Jade

It’s referencing an episode from Wandavision, do you mind if I give a spoiler to explain or is that all you want to know?

ShannyKrik

Oh perfect! Yeah Ive seen it, so yes feel free to procede and explain! thanks for asking Im so so curious

Bottle

Wandavision

Bottle

wandavision

Logan Decker

Shouldn’t all of them be missing their pants after the series of scam likely swapping everyone around?

Ryan Frederick

i love the way they all forgot how the bird the roc was like 20ft tall but anthony kept having it land on their shoulders 😭

Ryan Frederick

And that scam likely is the one who body swapped them in the first place (no shade to anyone on the show i just noticed!)

Marissa Y.

I still don't know what an aboleth looks like, I just keep imagining them looking like the trash Pokemon. Trubbish?

Jon Stadil

Re-listening to this after season 3, im realizing that Francis’ Kar98 is a reverse Katana of Kant and I absolutely love both of them

Butcher

I love this episode but it gets me in such a tizzy when Anthony uses utilitarian philosophy when the sword is the sword of Kant, I know via Kantian ethics would never allow the sword to be used but at least throw some Kantian ethics in there

Andrew Worthington

So, these multiple Aboleth's are fuckin with the the dads.. One would call them.. An Army of Two.

liam morin

nah kant supported the death penalty for example so there’s definitely some situation the sword could prob agree to be used for

MemeticHygienist

“Teeth teeth teeth teeth TeethTeethTeeth” lives in my head, but I do charge it rent.

Foxally

Freddy's reaction to Jimmy's fainting story is the perfect mix of exasperation and disbelief while knowing there is nothing you can do to help/change your dumb ass sibling (love you jimmy, i am the dumb ass sibling in my family)

James Lodge

I adore the ship of Theseus opening! Favorite part of Wandavision

Amy Irving

Omg, Jimmy, I've done the same thing! I biked to a Subway sandwich shop on an empty stomach. In the middle of line I passed out. Lol real awkward when you wake up

Tabitha McDonald

Dropped right as I was leaving my last meeting before lunch, absolute perfection for timing.

Nick Schmidt

There was every opportunity for scam to say nice cock after Henry said thank you and I think I would have lost it

Alonso Gomez

Does anyone else picture the new weapon as Big Mom’s sword from One Piece?

Natural Dragon

Woo!!! I’m about to go for a solo hike and so glad I saw you guys uploaded this.

Devon Suits

Give the new sword to Glenn. 😜

Billy Whitehouse

FYI if the if it’s the “Katana of Kant” the correct pronunciation of Kant according to my former German philosophy professor is “Kunt”

Jameson Reagan

Was listening to this while running electric in my attic. Was too focused on trying to figure out who was who that I ended up falling through my ceiling. Worth it!

Ian

I’ll accept a lot of things from this show, but turning Kant into a situational ethicists is not one of them. I like the idea that every time the sword is pulled it just goes “murder is never okay, sorry”

Esther Lin

My mom defected from China and the Cultural Rev. too. I hope I learn more from your dad that she wouldn’t tell me, Freddie and Jimmy. Please tell your dad congratulations on the book from one of your fans. 💛💛💛

Esther Lin

I’m ordering it now!

Tyfighter111

My party had a sentient weapon in our last campaign and it was always a source of entertainment. Shout out to lance the bow.

Alyssa Fej

If the sounds kept jumping around, everyone briefly had Ron’s soul. Does that mean no one has pants anymore?

Josh

Will Campos playing Glenn perfectly reminds me of young Keanu Reeves goddamn lol.

Cole White

Lol I know!! I want the next opening to be a short of Will on the alien adventure / acid trip as Glenn.

Trystn Brown

I'm dying for a stretch goal campaign about young Glenn being abducted by aliens played by the other dads

Brook Murphy

Can we get an audible version with all of you taken turns reading it? 🙂 or just the Wong brothers 😁

Will Walker

Laughed out loud way too fucking hard at sane clown posse

Serpentine

Does anyone else know the game Might and Magic? Not Heroes of, just Might and Magic. I used to play it with my dad when I was really little, very fond memories. Tried to play it more recently and I do not understand it at all.

Scloop

Yes!!

Scloop

It's impossible without clairvoyance. I seem to remember you could get that from the side of the tavern?

Ben Waters

FYI this is missing the adfree tag for filtering

Savana Trudel

Jimmy's Paeden version KILLED ME! THAT'S PERFECT

Ben Rodriguez

On my fourth listen of this podcast, this has my second favorite joke. The “we have been trying to call you about your cars extended warranty.”