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The dads decompress (and are back to recording in person!) and prepare for their journey to Swankery Hill.

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.

We're doing a live show on Father's Day (June 20th at 5PM PST) - if you're reading this, you're already gettin' in for free! More details to come soon, and don't worry if you can't make it - you'll also get access to the VOD!

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Katilynn Morgan

I always forget how fucking rock and roll this opening is.

Caz Flip Smith

fave intro of all time...and I'm like 34 eps into season 2

Rachel MacArthur

People need to learn to be like Anthony in the intro. He should give lessons. <3

Elijah Andrade

What happened to Walter? I always thought there was a one-shot where he lost his legs, but it sounds like it just happened out of nowhere.

Hayden Turner

Fun fact at my wedding my Wife’s intro song to the reception was Gold Digger and she entered with a giant fake Green Card (she’s from Spain I’m American lmao)

rockL

I always forget how much this into SLAPS.

Bearonavirus

While Gold Digger is an obvious wedding no-no, songs that are played at weddings/parties that kinda shouldn't be include: -White Wedding, pretty sure that's about the bride cheating before the wedding -Hey Ya! Is about people falling out of love. Andre 3k even points it out "you don't wanna hear me you just wanna dance" -Forever Young, iirc it was written during the Cold War and it's about the possible destruction of the world

Marissa Y.

This episode starts on SUCH a banger, some great dad facts, and then .... "It's like [they] have all seen a ghost" 💀

Chris Adam

Listening to this podcast since the start in 2019 and following everything, the sincere chat from Anthony after being remote and to finally be back in the room together, Beth and "My Boys", Matt sounded like he wanted to hug them all and it felt very special, even with post wax growth, you all are amazing

Andrew Worthington

Blurred lines is another for domestic issues and rape

Andrea dewing

2026 and this is still the best opener song 🤘

Xen Forest

Gods Beth May truly knows how to get to me. 😭 ending this episode always makes me cry. Poor Ron. Poor Lark. Poor Henry. Poor Walter. I love listening to these episodes again.

Penelope

Listening to this to distract from Losing Dolly 😭 the intro got me in the feels 😂

I

That Jolene cover goes so fucking hard, Freddie!!

Hez

hell yeah!!!

Roisin Dubh

Opening cover of Jolene is fucking sick 🤘🤯😍

wes

freddie 💯🧼💯🧼💯 opening

wes

affirmations with anthony <3

Cactus Pear

The Wilson & Oak relationship is my f'ing favorite friendship in the podcast

Alyson Crawford

Beth is officially invited to my wedding 😂

bjdripley

Do you really wanna deal with that right now?

B. J. Boyd

We need a legitimate metal cover of Jolene

Austin Baker

It's the first episode in person and it's a therapy episode?! Words cannot describe how much I can't wait to hear it

Stephanie Mech

The merch potential in this episode is off the charts. I'm just sayin', yall put out some Rons and I'm buying em

Natural Dragon

Woo!!! About to go on a walk and I know what I’m listening too. Thanks daddies 👍 Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub

wes

im so excited for yall to be in person again, shits lit and im so stoaked for this new chapter of the story

Taco Dragons

Beth, that line. I lost my god damn mind. I literally had to walk away from what I was doing, pause the recording, and reset. Holy shit that was harsh. Fucking loved it.

Taco Dragons

That Jolene parody intro was sick as fuck. Best song intro yet?

Taco Dragons

So many great moments but that was a highlight

Kendal Swanson

Ok but the Jolene intro didn't have to go SO HARD UMPH

Caleb

This is so funny but omg i swung from laughing so hard to absolutely weeping.

Cole White

Holy shit, I didn't no know I needed a heavy metal version of Jolene in my life. F*ing excellent!! Best intro by far

Bartholomew Undercoff

Lark!!! I was expecting Erin. Very well done! Absolutely loved this episode.

Jason Melton

Hair cuts every couple of months? No thanks. I do every two to three weeks

Gwen Jeronimo

Hearing "everybody got vaccinated and now we can finally record together again" is so nice, we're doing it lads!

TonySteel

GREATEST INTRO EVER! Please release full version haha

andrew tordeur

Definitely thought the start was a ram ranch joke

Austin Baker

Beth bringing the A game this episode holy shit!

Hoopster

Really hoping for an SNL intro parody to celebrate that theyre all in person again next episode, but they may have already done one in the past.

Kallie B

Beth in the last ten minutes absolutely smashed it. I had to stop and rewind so many times!

Aidan Bee

What if they go to hell to find Nick and find cern’s kids there too?

Jackson Carroll

Definitely one of the best and funniest episodes in a while. The way Beth set up the next episode was really fantastic and sobering and I'm very very excited

David Donahue

"Paeden buys a gun - PAEDEN BUYS A GUN!!!!"

Chris B

You all ever see The Mitchells vs Machines? Rick Mitchell, the dad in the movie, reminds me of Darryl Wilson :^)

JayForce

Anthony needs to learn to say "the outcome you seek from the action proposed is impossible, you may do the proposed action but the outcomes of the action dependant on the roll will not be what you think." It's insane they got those items for free and got a bunch of gold. I mean they don't really use gold very often so it's not that big of deal, but this podcast is out of order. This is a goddamn animal house! Bring down your the hammer Anthony, for your sake not mine. (I thought it was still hilarious so really this is just some advice for you from an experienced DM). Also calling my shot that Nick Jr. is the original timeline Nick and Glen caring for him willingly and without any inkling that it may be his soon (selfless caring) is a test to see if he can be a good father and the Nick Jr. will transform back into Nick.

Zachary Szpila

Hey quit harshin the vibe. its funnier this way. "Experienced DM" sounds more like boring DM

Buddy Broham

The podcast has been built on the foundation of the Dads being able to do whatever crazy things they can think up pretty much whenever they want. It irks me a little bit, but I love the cast and the characters so much that I am still a huge fan. This podcast is not for strict DnD rule followers. 59 episodes in, I don't think they will change their style. - Non Sequitur - your Nick Jr. theory is brilliant and I wish I would have thought of it first.

The_Blueish_knight

Also should call Samantha or find Dr.Not Me for Ron and most definitely Glen

MoMoney

This isn’t your podcast, it’s theirs and Anthony is the DM. It doesn’t matter if you’re experienced or not- all that matters is that your players are having a kick-ass time. Anthony knows when to “rein it in,” but creativity and crazy antics like this is a huge reason why they have so many Patreon subscribers. Embrace the insane and blame it on the daddy magic 🥸😎. I just really wanna know if the other kids bought anything!

Montanna Tilton

Talking Dads, Talking Dads, I need to know. Ron said "I shoot any direction" in response to being called a straight shooter, and I need to know if this means he is canonically bi. I am, and that's the kind of joke I make all the time, so I'm going to assume he is, but I would like to be able to use the word "canonically."

Hannah

Full length Paeden ASMR video MBIC you cowards

John Chatwell

RONALD!!! Let’S. Go. BABEEEE!!! #swankery

Prowsy

This opening theme is ripping🤟

JayDee Abeld

OMG CLOSE TO 2 LONG YEARS AND I FINALLY GOT A SHOUT OUT IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

Kristopher Otto

As much as I like the idea of getting Nick back that way. That just seems like an easy out for Glenn. My hope for Nick Jr. is that he’s actually Bill Close that got permanently polymorphed by Willie for trying to help the dads. My real question is why Henry hasn’t even tried to speak with Nick Jr. with all the chances he’s had.

Derek Dix

My wife and I were talking that its basically a headcannon of if Darryl and Mercedes Oak Garcia were married.

Oscar

I want the plot twist to be Willy also wearing thigh high socks with pockets and cool guy boxers under his robes

Chris B

Holy shit, that's perfect

cronchroach

I literally require merch that says “I’m cursed, but in a cool way.”

Tim Barrett

So sad the thigh high socks don't have knife holsters, but the grip on the bottom sounds very safe

Allison Davis

So I'm catching up since I haven't been able to listen in awhile. Hearing my name in the shout outs was great!

Xwelldo

I love Deadmau-five!

Skeewoahski Brudda

We need a full mp3 of that Jolene intro cover, great job daddies!

Spinnaker

I assume the remote would have had batteries by default if Matt hadn't made that roll :D