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[No Ads] Ep. 63 - Meet the Parents (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-27 16:01:02
Edited:
2024-03-25 16:45:06
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2026-06
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The dads begin the process of recruiting allies from all across the land for their final battle.

This episode contains profanity, violence, alcohol use, and a reference to self harm.

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Rocket_Man

“Clam Bake”, the LSU version of “Soaking”.

Aidan

Relistening months later and this is still the best comment I’ve seen in a while

TexasLeeds

Somehow knowing Matt's "minority report" comment is coming makes it funnier

Laeticia

gotta be one of my favorite episodes😂😂

I hate Italians

Nah I love that joke plus the leadup with Ron in his sand palace it really gets me

I hate Italians

Oy dungeons and daddies you should get one of the daddies to reply to my comment

I hate Italians

It was my sisters birthday recently so do it for her

Caleb Crawford

I knew it was coming and it still made me guffaw.

Marissa Y.

- If I were to make a drinking game for this podcast, "Freddie mentions nachos" would definitely be on the list. - "Bugs Bunny, my style icon" gets me every time.

Andrew Worthington

"That feels so weird coming out of my mouth." Anthony

Nolan

Would kill for an anime

Roger Meadows

Worked at Regal for 5 years. I can confirm they do require to see the AARP card and you be a certain age. We're weren't allowed to ask your age but we were allowed to refuse you the discount if we strongly felt you didn't meet the age requirement. That being said... Will the box office employee care..? Who knows lol

Clark Kent

Freddy definitely missed a mark with the #ad when he said international he could have said interdimensional 😉👍 lol

Gwendingus

Just realizing this, if you guys pad for time you can make episode 69 the finale

Daniel Shelton

This episode was so unhinged and why this is my gold standard for dnd podcasts 😂

John Callaghan

What does Matt say at 9'33, please? It's after Anthony says he's going to sneeze.

Robert Hirsch

I truly did not want this episode to ever stop. One of my absolute favorites, so far.

Matt Jaworowski

I just listened to the super bowl episode, and the dads were about to pay the hotties 100GP which was the winning amount, but the hotties rejected it and instead offered a rematch. “In a different sport that is better for a podcast format.” Just one thing I noticed

Joe Raoul

I did it, everybody. I finally did it

Kenneth Cring

(Spoilers) Doug on that struggle grind set 💯💯

Andrew Heiser

Yooooo the “I think you should leave” reference in the dad facts! Best thing I’ve heard all month

Arthur Williams

They brought back my favorite side bro!!!!

Madeline Brose

Okay this is incredibly embarrassing but I needed y'all to know--I have Verizon and most of my friends have Verizon. But most importantly, I've never talked to anyone about what your phone says when you get a spam call. I get a notification that says "potential spam." Then last week I asked my T-Mobile boyfriend who was calling, and he said "Scam Likely" and I SCREEEEEAMEDDDDDDDDDDDD. I've adored this character for YEARS now and NEVER ACTUALLY GOT THE FUCKING JOKE.

Anthony sorrentino

Today is my birthday, can I pretend this is episode is my present lol?

Allison Phillips

Did Freddy say next episode is August 3rd? Isn’t that next week? Wondering if that’s intentional or an oopsie (it’s win/win bc if it’s inaccurate that means new Talking Dads, which I also love)

haley

I think the dads should go find the Roc that they befriended while breaking Glenn out of jail. It could provide some aerial support against Radiolab

Christopher Pete

I started going bald when I was 22. I have a beard that makes me look like I drink Sterno in my free time. If I show up with an AARP card, I'll look close enough to 60 that the kid will be cool with it, and I'll look close enough to crazy that even if they suspect something, they won't ask.

Christopher Pete

Yeah, this had that insane "what are you nerds even doing?" Energy that I LIVE for. When Ron did the "get this bread" joke, I howled laughing so hard that my wife came running in because she was convinced that I'd hurt myself and was bleeding out

Christopher Pete

We all have gaps in our knowledge. :) Glad you got to experience the joke at its full potential, though! This might just be the only instance of having the joke explained and then it becomes funnier!

Christopher Pete

I have a request for the Crab Mech: I'd like there to be a Pacific Rim-esque scene where two characters (literally any two characters will do, they're all incredible) have to "drift" and merge their minds to pilot the mech. Then there can be a badass Kaiju fight

Nick Bidaurreta

Little known fact, Lark went on to found the city of Rapture under the ocean.

Taco Dragons

I don't think things should be canonical that you have to pay to access. That is like leveling up being something I can pay to do.

Josh Dud

How did Freddie manage to pyramid scheme everyone into joining AARP

Angelique Lisboa

Ahhh I was hoping there would finally be a "War for the Oaks" joke. So close...

Megan

ahhh yes!! good idea!!

Megan

so glad the barrel was not forgotten!! XD and having lark and sparrow drive it would be amazing!

Sam King

OMFG as someone who just finished 2 months as a Lunch PA on a Netflix film, I feel Doug's pain viscerally.

🌺Deidra🌺

A few comments above mention using it like a Pacific Rim-esque moment.. and with your comment, that would be great! Both the sweet cinnamon roll that is Sparrow with the Hatred of Lark... SO GOOD TO SEE THEM DRIFT!

🌺Deidra🌺

Someone later mentions have the Oak boys use it together.. and now i think hearing the sweet sparrow drift with his anger brother would be great!

Baba

It seems like they are rushing to the end but it was a great episode. It would be cool if Anthony makes them do all of this without a long rest and starts giving them levels of exhaustion.

Christopher Pete

Lark and Sparrow or Lark and Henry would be ideal. I think it gives a great theme of accepting and embracing both the parts of yourself that you like and the parts you struggle with. Lark loves and embraces the bits of himself that Henry dislikes, and vise versa. It could be a really cool way to explore that duality of man/son

Christopher Pete

I was all set for some LOTR Tree beard voice to be like, "The Oaks are going to WARRRR!"

Masam_VA

It's such a crazy feeling to think back on when I first started listening to Dungeons and Daddies. I started back when there was only 20 episodes out. And we're reaching the end. I honestly can't wait for the climax and for more from you guys. Good luck on the final battle, dads!

Alex Greaves

Scam likely is the 'bi'con I needed

Jackson Holmes

I can safely say that everyone absolutely fucking knocked it out of the park this episode. This is one of my favorites, if not my favorite episode of the series so far. I'm so pumped for the end guys.

Miranda Vargas

The words “final battle” give me anxiety. What will I do with my Tuesday’s if dungeons and daddies is no more?

Zach Rhoades

They say in the episode that they will still be doing dungeons and daddies in the same universe just as different characters

Miranda Vargas

I haven’t had a chance to listen, that’s a relief!

Xwelldo

That Hero Over There!!

Xwelldo

And it's baaack!!

Tanloopy

I thought i clicked the no ads version

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

I loved this episode, Anthony, Matt and Beth stole the show in their scene.

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Also last week I expressed annoyance at Daryl sand bagging or flexing on their allies without being provoked, I admit, I just didn’t understand it, but now I do ! he’s just a big awkward guy who misses his car!

Montanna Tilton

Can we talk about how on fire the improv energy was in this episode?! Everyone was yes-anding and serving jokes back and forth like an Olympic ping pong match. Darryl and Ron had me actually wheezing with laughter at the end. (I need to pick up my asthma meds, so this isn't as hyperbolic as it sounds.) After the mall episode, I submitted a question for Talking Dads about whether Ron is canonically bisexual, based on a joke Beth made about him shooting in all directions. So Anthony declaring Scam Actually to be canonically bisexual in this episode made me cackle with delight. Probably just a coincidence, but it really made me feel seen lol. I've been stressed and depressed lately and this episode made me genuinely laugh out loud and also tear up. Thank you all for the energy and work and love you put into this podcast. Not to be sappy and parasocial but I appreciate the fuck out of y'all. Scam Actually parody rom-com bonus content when?

🌺Deidra🌺

Woah... I just had a great thought! The dads need to recruit that BDSM lady from the one shot they did. She and her clients could be of help!

Daniel Knight

So are we getting another episode since Freddy said next one is on 8/3 👀 no two week wait time

Guy Fernando

Did fweddy fawt duwing da podcast I smewwed it thwu my headphones 😳

Guy Fernando

Freddie’s “I’m just pissin’” joke went beyond under appreciated. That shit was too funny

🌺Deidra🌺

time to recruit Jodie and nick.. let's see how that goes... doesn't demon Jodie owe Hi I'm Ron a solid? For thw Bye I'm Ron concert, call in a demon baaaybeeee!

Samantha Mann

I seriously relisten to this episode JUST for the part where Ron makes his sexist “women in the kitchen” joke and Darryl reprimanding him. The way Matt says “Ron?!” with the mix of shock and disappointment, and Beth’s immediate “I’m sorry!” just makes me laugh SO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣 Am I the only one here?

Sata Prescott

Was fully expecting Doug to end up with teddy bear ears.