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[No Ads] Ep. 67 - Mortal Wombat (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-21 16:01:03
Edited:
2024-03-25 16:44:53
Imported:
2026-06
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The dads pay their respects and skirmish with enemy forces as the final pieces of their plan fall into place.

This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug use, and violence towards children.

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Kelsie Charbonneau

Beth, Spike, aka James Marsters does the narration for the Dresden File Audiobooks. It's magical.

Delaney Garrelts

I’m on my second listen of the podcast and the opening with Glenn’s version of Carol of the Bells honestly haunts my fucking dreams. I picture it as what happens in his mind as he’s dying and I absolutely cannot get over it.

Jacob Crothers

On my 6th relisten of the series. It’s incredible how these intros never fail to make me giggle!

Rich Kushner

Lol the players from my long time friends/dnd group have been listening non stop to Dungeon and Daddies and we want to say thank you guys. Amazing.

Travis Ventress

That distant "fuuuuuck" from Anthony never fails to crack me up

Friendly Neighborhood Michael Guy

If David Boreanaz had switched sides, it’d be cool if they started the final battle with “I don’t know about you guys, but I kinda wanna slay the dragon”

ThatOneKidNik

My like 5th relisten, and Paedens send off still makes me tear up, sweet baby boy🥺

Wyatt

How are all the dads not taking power word kill as their daddy magic?! ☠️

Travis

Not me just now realizing, after re-listening to the show four times, that Ron's message spell actually had 11 words instead of 10. Lol

Mighty Mjolnir

Glen outdid himself in that intro, and I stand by that.

Ryan Frederick

year later but he said you're not you are so it is 10!

Broden Orr

no matter how many times I watch this stupid ass show, it never fails to make me feel things almost as much as it makes me laugh, and that's what I love about you guys. You guys are so good at holding onto the emotional core no matter how absurd the show gets

Jessica

LETSSS SGOOOOOO

Boxxy Darkheart

I'm so nervous. The intro is hilarious though. Can we get an MP3 of this???

Thomas

My body is ready

Taylor Torbert

"the dads pay their respects" dammit the description already has me crying

Hez

AHHHHHHH LETS PARTYYY

KellBell

I think this is my favorite intro every, holy cannoli

Joey Lord

Holy shit is Glenn gonna come back from hell with Jodee and Nick?!

Cornelius Junke

We NEED the full Carrol of the Bells Deez Nuts song.

NotMiggy

This fuckin intro thooooo

LANDEN REMBE

Ayyyy bois I really need to show my bestie this podcast we used to have a joke about Mortal Wombat

jay

WHY IS THE INTRO SO SAD THO

Austin Baker

I'm dreading how the wombat comes into play here

Angelique Lisboa

Let me get the isolated vocals on this opening Freddy!

Emmalee Kirkpatrick

Anthony has gone MJF on us. Positive note, love the cover of Carol of the Bells and we have proof of shipping Henry and Glenn. Drop those saaaaaaiiiiiiils!

Kallie B

HOLY FUCK THIS INTRO SOUNDS SO GOOD

Clark Kennedy

Thinks it can’t get any darker “like the end of M.A.S.H.”

Canid Duality

Here's hoping they used reincarnate to bring Glen back as a new race. 🤷‍♂️

Yugifan33

Anthony: " and your massive ding dong"

Victor Hugo Rivas

Anybody else think Shirk 2? I told myself "not the gumdrop button" during a curtain scene

Andrew Davidson

Oh my God. That was so good! Can't wait for the final confrontation.

Ravager

I sweat so much. Loved this so much! Just wow.

Brandon

Havent listened or read any comments yet, just downloaded the episode to listen to on the flight im about to get on back to Colorado from Philly, hopefully Anthony doesnt bring me to tears again, wish me luck!

Levi Hooper

Anyone else need to praise Freddie for that intro. Also he'll ya Henry, whether it was my comment, other comments, or you found it yourself great work

Uncle Pete

We are SO CLOSE to the glorious episode 69. Will it be the finale of this season? The premiere of the next? The anticipation is killing me.

Arowe

Holy honesty this is the best of the glen song opening like if you put this on Spotify I’ll sneak it into my family’s Christmas playlist and that will be hilarious

CJ

Good luck. Have a safe trip.

Cactus Pear

After Glen’s lonesome arc in prison, I thought he and Anthony might give him an arc in hell. If so… they didn’t give it away this episode. Here’s hoping there’s an epilogue for Glen 🤷

wes

ngl i deffinetly took some fat bong rips when the dads zoinked up, rip in peace glennifer hope you show up before the podcast ends after doobing myself, a lil fan theory popped into my head- What if glenn has like a gandalf moment, bc if glenn in the starwars game was actually cannon, hes still gettin lit and takin names in the future🌚 also also matt/darryl crying really got me because it felt like such a chapter closing being the last anchor, as well as the passing of our beloved prank thanks for making me emo guys love u

Jason WillowHammer

I re-listened to the intro about 200 times. This was the best one!

Rambling Rose

Never been scared of you like you were of your father I’m crying IM PROUD OF YOU TOO?!?! aaaa Ron and Terry jr live in my heart. And fuckin Frank?! What a Good Egg.

Arowe

Oh god I’m driving home from work and just realized how good it is that glen had a Christmas song to send him off

Baba

danger sense don’t work like that

Josie Tiffany

Freddie should play Doug now 😂

Mo Mackenzie

I know I'm grasping at hairs here, but the opening song ending with see you in hell gives me alot of hope that there will be a glenn hell thing

Wormwood

Paeden! Eye of the tiger baby.

Wes Janzen

While I know I’m my heart that what they did is better for the story, I was really hoping that they were going to revive and resurrect Glenn so he could play two characters at once. The dragon born with a soul and his body without, like good and evil twins. Really stick it to willie that all he succeeded in doing was create another Glenn.

Noah Jay

As a druid PC, it's both nice to hear Henry use some cool spells but also infuriating at how loosely they're used. Had to suspend my rules lawyer brain to ignore how much those spells simply don't work that way in a normal game. Cool ideas though!!

Reece Page

Paeden!!! My sweet baby boy!!!

Kari Carter

This is all I wanted for my birthday and I LOSE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

Eli levinger

can u right the song of the opening? i have problem hiring all the worlds

russellrd

Man, even though we had plenty of notice that the end was approaching, I'm finding myself kind of bummed now that it's here. I know season 2 will kick ass, but I started listening to this adventure when the episodes were in the single digits. Truly bittersweet to see it coming to a close!

Andrew

AND IT WILL BE A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Mothics

The intro song lmao. I can imagine that Glenn is just rocking Jodie's shit in front of Nick.

Frank Mastromatteo IV

I was hoping someone, namely Freddie, would bring up that wombat poop is LITERALLY cubed, but alas, the opportunity was missed

Baba

It felt like the anchors were not that important to the story. Almost a side note at this pont

Haley Borden

The anchors give them Daddy Magic so they have enough power to defeat Willy!

Hayden Gardiner

Why is it Carol's letter to Daryl that made me tear up?? After all these moments, THAT'S THE ONE??

Caerwyn

Next Patreon stretch goal?

dungeons and daddies

........I will never be over paeden dying. Do not talk to me ever again 😭

Jenica

Ending Carol of the Bells with "See you in Hell" may be the best artistic choice you ever made. Perfect for any Christmas playlist.

Jenica

The transcript should be up soon. I don't know how long it normally takes, but I do know episode 66 is already transcribed (though it's labeled episode 41 for some reason), so not too long. (Transcripts are linked after each episode on the regular d&dads website.)

The Lord off Stinks

Wait how is David Boreanaz pro Willy in the first place when Willy hates the Dudeller? Someone tell me what I am forgetting or what is missing for him to be on said team.

Tabetha Ayers

I think he hates the daddies and has lost hope for the doodler because there's no unsung hero anymore? "Enemy of my enemy is my friend" kind of deal?

Skeewoahski Brudda

I'm not the only person listening who yelled Doodlers at the end with them, right?

Anita Bonkit

The dads would have just left with their kids like 30 episodes ago if the anchors weren't there. They probably could have broken them sooner, besides Darryl, but they were still important to get and break

Grisha Cinnirolls

Honestly, it wouldn't be Paeden if he didn't roll a nat one. Also not surprising, but super happy that Freddie is still there.

Landry Escobedo

The intro is my favorite intro in the history

Guy Fernando

having a dungeon rat crawl onto the face of my dead body and squeak does not sound cute at all lmao

Baba

Caught up on Talking Dads and the everyone on the podcast should read the Players Handbook before they hate on 5e

Millie Marrai

As Paeden was described a giant dead body in the ruins of the wall, and my first thought was Neon Genesis End of Evangelion. Just saying would love that scene as fan art, but I have no art talent :P

Gooper

Wait so does this mean glen went to hell lmao

Lexi

Are we just pretending Carol didn't cheat on Darryl and tell him she wanted a divorce? Confused.

Geeking Havoc

It sounds like Darnell is gay. She sees him and his husband and wishes that her marriage was like that. And she’s sorry Daryl heard her expressing she wants a divorce.

Hanginschlonginjorts

Can I get the intro separate to put into a playlist to shake things up a bit?