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[No Ads] Fetch Quest: Ep. 1 - All Dogs Go To Faerun (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-09 17:02:23
Edited:
2021-11-29 19:45:05
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2026-06
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Our between-seasons mini series begins!  Donut, Beignet, Cookie and Mochi are sucked into a strange new land, and must scratch 'n sniff their way through an enchanted forest to find a Very Good Boy.This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, and animal cruelty / animal death. 

A quick clarification from our outro: DADZ BOP, the official mixtape of all our Season 1 intro song parodies, is available for EX-L, Touring, and Elite patrons since it's a Monthly Bonus of Indeterminate Content. We'll be amending the outro appropriately soon! 😊

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Jessica Jensen

Yes, I was very confused. I was wondering if they were using super old rules that are very different than 5e or if they were confused or screwing with Will because he could.

Displacer Beast

Ah yes the adventures of three dogs and Glen the cat

MuteMouse

Beth has such dog energy I love it she’s always so funny. 😆 I won’t say I have a favorite buttttt 🫣

Burnzie Burnz

Yo I forgot how hard the intro song went!

lucero yoru

“This is a real thing that I made up” CRAKEDDDDD UPPPP

Olivier Francis

Putting smells in a dnd game is pure creative genius

Fixed 211

“I didn’t think it would effect my this much.” Me too Beth

Imp Queen

Did Scary and Link own a truck stop? Is Donut their dog?!?!?!

Rezombified

Idk if they planned link and Terry to be married wasn't this before season 2?

Danielle English

This is my second favorite extra series. Sons and Sonsabilities being first of course. Such a good series!

Bearonavirus

This was released between season 1 & 2, to give Anthony time to prep for s2. Also, Link and Scary was only made canon like that second that Matt, in-character, called to Scary as honey or whatever pet name was used

Silent H

PSA Toxic foods to dogs include: Grapes/Raisins Onions Chocolate Caffeine and Alcohol Macadamia Nuts Garlic and Avocados are NOT toxic to dogs like previously thought. Just don’t give the pit or the skin of the avocado to your dog. A little garlic in your dogs meals can help deter ticks and fleas (read The Forever Dog by Dr. Karen Becker if you wanna know more) Also, not all purebred dogs are inbred. A reputable breeder will not breed family members together. Backyard breeders (people who breed purebred dogs strictly for profit and not the preservation of the breed) and puppy mills are typically the only ones who are doing this.

Gabe Flores

Dude this intro freaking slaps hard! First listen through and I already love the intro

dakota goodwin

The history of Rome pull left me stunned

Matt

“Copes” of trees has me cracking up. It’s pronounced like “cops”

Matt

All purebred animals are inbred to some degree. It’s why the have such massive health issues compared to mutts

SonOfABoofo

I’m relistening to this and the first few minutes are just so sad. I’m with Beth, why did Will do this to all these cute dogs (and regal cat)?!

JayneTheYogi

Anthony’s loud “what?” Always cracks me up

Bethany Yuly

Can you do a Fetch Quest where the pets go into a Call of Cathulhu world????

I

😆😆😆😆

I

Brilliant 😆👌🏻

Aubry Tucker

FUCK YES JUST IN TIME FOR MY FLIGHT

Corn

YESSS

keridwent

Yes my serotonin rush is here

Sydney Wigder

Live listen not until 4 PST correct?

Clark Kent

“For big dogs” yip yip

Allison Mitchler

Was just talking about how excited I was for this than saw that it got posted!!

Cove

SO EXCITED

Zachary Churchman

I love this so far. The beginning into of the dogs was... ruff

Reece Page

BETH MAY WITH A AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!!!! I may need a short break every 15 minutes or so of these episodes.

Raina Saha

I’m only 19 mins in and I love doughnut so much

Kay Gaffney

As a veterinary receptionist, the two er pets running in at the same time left me feeling so anxious haha

lazo

BOMBER THEME SONG???? THIS ROCKS SO HARD ‼️‼️‼️

Elliot

IMMEDIATELY the theme song slaps SO HARD I am 45 seconds in yall DIDN’T have to do that for us

Noah Jay

The first time I've heard an olfactory experience on a podcast 😂 Makes me think of those scratch and sniff cards for a few Nickelodeon shows/movie experiences that you had to go pick up at Blockbuster.

Marcus Hart

Just saw this on my break and this is so amazing!!!

David Donahue

Literally just started it and JESUS THIS INTRO SONG GOES HARD AF!!!

FARTICUS

My dogs went absolutely bonkers when they heard the intro

Evan All Mighty

Bow WOW this is gonna be CRATE! Hahahaha

Tetris master

Thanks dads! ive been waiting all week for this!

Sophie

Oh my god, Doughnut is SO CUTE

Raul

This was fucken amazing!!!

BumblingRose

Whoops. Need to our on my headphones. The opening got my cats riled up!!

Mike Deme

GAAAHHH!!! It wasn't intentional but "De May" is EXACTLY how my last name is pronounced!!

Graham Fortin

Definitely listened to the intro 10 times now, shit slaps!

Laura Katzensteiner

my first early listen as a Patreon, so excited! Already in love as we are getting ready to get our first dog next year :D

maxwell mock

This is baller! Can’t wait Ep. 2!!!

Xavier

Burchshot

Kels and Kirsten

Omg, I'm 5 minutes in, and I'm already so attached to every single one of these fur babies!!!!!

Kyle O.

I think this is the best side series thing you guys have ever done. Literally had to stop listening at work because I couldn't contain my laughter.

William Bullard

They had me till Anthony said In N Out is the worst burger place.

Andrew Duck

I was not prepared for the Agent Cody Banks pull, loving it. Also, the opening with the skateboard chase down the hill in the 1st movie still holds up, worth a rewatch just for that.

Cody

As someone who had to deal with being called Cody Banks 🙄🙄🙄 when the movie came out, I appreciate all dunks on it!

Dae

As a vet tech, this was exactly the episode I needed after an absolutely shit couple of weeks at work. I'm convinced Will must be friends w a tech for us to get this sort of representation 😅

Dae

No kidding! Haha

Sean Joy

haven't listened yet but my dog's name is Donut too!

Tate Simpson

Please thank Beth for the DEH musical reference, I was dying

Jenica

The best game is one where you can annihilate someone who brought in an expert to make sure they could win. Absolutely fantastic.

Breanna Broiles

The most unrealistic part of this was all these people just showing up at the vet office and getting submitted for treatment without an appointment. God I wish that were me (our clinic)

Breanna Broiles

THANK YOU SAME. "this really is a work of fiction... They got admitted immediately"

squalor and splendor

Not to be that guy but getting up from prone is half movement isn't it??

Ben

That intro😍

Era

just wanna add that maxton waller did an amazing job with the fetch quest intro theme 😍

The Daddening

Intro went from Kanye auto tune to Muse- Knights of Cydonia, fucking dope! Also lost the bet on who was playing who with my wife. Nailed Freddy and Matt's characters but got Beth/Anthony twisted. That poodle has some Gertie energy in the character art.

Wandering Giant

Anthony the type to say In N Out sucks and then compare it to a 15$ burger that's better

Jed

This was incredible

Nerdsome Noel

As a receptionist at a vet, I’m very mad at the receptionist for ignoring Beignet. Girl, you even like animals? The whole point of our job is to give the dogs cookies! And try to tempt cats to take a biscuit even though they’re usually just not about it!

Gwynn

Love this! Can't wait for more

Erica

as a DM whose PCs just absolutely annihilated my Big Scary Boss over the weekend.... I feel you, Will

Joe Smokonich

👌👌👌👌 idk if they are just amazing a script writing, or the best chemistry between the 4 of them. Just another perfect show. Excited to see what comes next.

Spencer

I feel like the smell games definitely were a sort of revenge for the Jezzball incidents. Definitely loved bringing more physical elements, past dice rolls, for the game. The enjoyment and other reactions they create in the cast is fantastic.

Jake W

I want to protect doughnut at all costs

Jake W

Anthony says he's color blind. Does anyone know what type of colorblindness he has?

Artemis

I love everything about this.

Ashley Collins

(Tw: kinda a bummer) Just wanted to say I really appreciate the effort y'all bring when it comes to content warnings. Not every podcast does this and it is so, so helpful. I'm still struggling with the death of a pet so I'll be skipping this one for right now but seriously, thank you.

Tom!

In Greenland they’ll eat dogs, but only when they die of rabies. The bodies are hung in the cold for days, which isn’t done otherwise. I think it kills the rabies virus? Might be something to incorporate in episode 2, maybe as a pick-up since I assume it has already been recorded. Really enjoy Will’s DM’ing! Smell tests were clever, and kind of hilarious for a podcast.

Rambling Rose

All dogs are good dogs. Except for Churro.

Chris Physics

So when Freddie said "I wanna bite his face off," I expected him to immediately follow up with, "like in Face/Off!"

Rachel Tucker

The people blah blahing except for key words honestly killed me.

Gadi Welfeld

Was listening to this while cuddling with my dog on the couch

Angel Smith

Omg the scratch and sniff smell challenge is amazing

Mac_Enby

This was legit so effin' funny. I was crying with the rolls that Will had in that second half. Omg. Also, wonderful DMing Will!! So much fun!!! Keep it up gang.

StudFinderGoesBEEP

Just used that WIS/INT comparison in a board meeting today!

johanna.elise

Okay I am way too invested in cute animals to be able to handle this. when cookie was introduced as having been hit by a car I'm literally lost it 😭🤦

Nicholas Cross

Please tell me there is a video compilation of the smell tests!

Jordan

Awesome job y’all 👍🏻💕🐾

Baba

I can’t believe how good this show is

Montanna Tilton

"it's like Niagara Falls in his pants" More like Viagra falls amirite Seriously though, this spinoff is INCREDIBLE, it's funny as hell and I'm already so invested in these characters. I was listening to this at work and literally had to stop myself from slapping the desk laughing at Freddy's stupid fart joke.

Rose

Beth: *does a weird accent I don’t recognise but assume to be British* Anthony: That’s a pretty good Australian accent! Me, an Aussie: *takes a D6 of psychic damage*

Christina Dipo

Im so confused, it sounded like u guys will continue playing this spinoff, but in the episode you made it sound like this was a oneshot? Will there be more? And when? :D

rizzlord

Yeah, gotta include the eating of rabid dogs in Greenland in one of these episodes! Extremely key!!

FloatableEmu

This is a 3 episode mini-series between the main campaigns, the next two episodes will be of this game and then Anthony will go back to DMing for Season 2.

Martin Benson

Let's goooooooo Donut 5lyfe baybeeeeeeee 🍩

Ashley Nicollette

There will be more! For Patrons, episode 2 drops November 23rd.

Stikas

Tooooooooo goooooood

The Daddening

Oh fuck. TGIF Boy Meets World/Sabrina and SNICK at night, can't remember which but I remember those!

The Daddening

I too have been curse with this name/various associated nicknames. Stay strong my friend.

Moss Flood

im literally crying bc of beth’s character

Meghan O'Connor

I would die for these good good boys and girls.

Yugifan33

Is fetch quest weekly or bi weekly

ZA World

Hi I’m sean

Ashley Nicollette

Similar to our past mini series, we'll be releasing a Talking Dads episode that focuses on the entire Fetch Quest series at the end of the mini series.

Ashley Nicollette

Yes, we'll be releasing a Talking Dads that focuses on the entire Fetch Quest series at its conclusion. :)

Quo vrep

So was i the only one that noticed anthony was mistaken in saying getting up from prone takes all your movement? I don't even play DnD and I know it only takes up half.

Jigthy

I noticed it as well, but I mean it let them beat the everliving shit out of "Ontho-Nee Birch" so I think it was worth it.

The Brothers LEE

I did. But i dont play dnd. And i didnt know it takes up half

Kennedy

Anthony is on my shit list for saying in n out is the worst burger!

Coltin Townsend

Yeah if you play you don’t know what you’re doing lol

Kiera Conrad

Y’all… “I’m gonna go on youtube and roll the dice!” is officially the funniest fucking thing that I heard in 2021

Cephas Lee

My family used to have a whippet and she was such a sweetheart

Ben

I swear to God the whole way through listening to this the first time I thought cookie was wearing, like, an ACDC shirt 😂

Adrien

Everytime I relisten to this mini series I always laugh at Will calling out Beth over being caught for chuckling at “goes limp” XD

Noel Murphy

"You fuckass! You piece of shit! You fucking garbage troll! God damnit!" The most iconic of Fetch Quest lines drops like 60 seconds in lol